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Is He or Isn't He?

Not that the subject matter of these next pics matters (to me) but they clearly show what tabloids resort to as well as the hopeless stupidity of whoever buys, reads and relentlessly posts this crap on their blogs.

:: glances in the direction of our favorite 3 nitwits ::

Radaronline lays claim to the first official picture of Jon without his wedding ring. An important moment, of course.

Here's Jon's picture as posted on its site (including the helpful inset).

Exhibit 1: Ringless Jon


After iwhyawli flips the picture, however, Jon's wedding ring is magically back on his left hand.

Exhibit 2: Re-married Jon

But who am I to second-guess the truthfulness of anything you GWoP dopes are reading in a tabloid. It's Julie and Jodi who are the self-professed experts in the field of tabloid journalism. I am certain they will be along any minute now to explain "the truth" to me yet again.

22 comments:

iwhyawli said...

Oh jeez, this is pathetic. I'm reading the GWoP comments regarding Jon's missing-wedding-ring pic and there's every possible explanation for it *except* "flipping the picture". As soon as they un-puzzle themselves, perhaps they'll ask why it even matters if he's wearing his wedding ring anymore.

Good luck, Barack Obama. You are leading a nation of complete morons.

Sue said...

Keepin in mind, it's those exact morons who voted for Barack Obama.

iwhyawli said...

Now now.... This is a bi-partisan blog. I'm just saying that the guy has his work cut out for him. I have my doubts that any man or woman can save this country from itself.

I've been wanting to muse aloud on the political leanings that are reflected at GWOP, but I can't come to any strong conclusion. If I had to guess, Nancy Pelosi is one of the moderators but then I also see a whole lot of far right-wing nutbaggery too (eg., moms in high heels or bikinis are whores).

tootTOOTgoesAtrain said...

iwhyawli, I totally agree with you how the tabloids put a spin on everything, flip and mirror the pics and how GWOP holds to their every reporting word (preesi or whatever her name is buys up each one to do her popular takes to have posted on Moonie tunes site, in which, off topic, the magazines would love to get a hold of his/her site (is she a her?) and see that you cannot scan their mags and put them online.

Anyhoo, I was curious and asked my hubby over and said oh my gosh, iwhyawli on her blog is brilliant in showing GWOPbots how things in tabloid world works, so we went to the DVR where last week's J&K show was recorded and fwd to where Jon was on the couch, he does wear his watch on the left hand though, not the right (like in the 2nd photo).

Jodi and Kevin take their patheticness to STAR magazine and RADAR ONLINE, enough said in the so called TRUTH, if you go to Julie's blog, some one even wrote in informing Julie that going to TMZ, and gossip magazines to speak out, is not going to help their so called advocacy cause. I had to laugh, she put that up on her blog, yet here her sister Jodi and Kevin scope out sources of more money, it's not about the kids, it is about how much money they can make off of all of this. Their contradicting stories, online plotting at sites under alias names, playing on the GWOPbot's ever shrinking mentality and ever growing butts, I too shake my head at the DUMBNESS going around at these sites, mainly coming from GWOPbot lala land.

Anonymous said...

maybe he did move his ring to the right hand though? On the show he wears his watch on the left.

There is soooooo much other news for the gossip rags to focus on (Michael Jackson) but *gasp* no, we just had to get a photo of PaPa Duckling without his ring.

The life of the paparazzi, all while people are starving, scrambling to keep their homes, their jobs, but they have to report on DOVE ice cream bars they get at the store for the kids.

So not just the GWOPbots feeding into this like Gospel, the silliness of the gossip sites and gossip magazine photograhers and reporters is what the President should be worried about, it is dumbing down America, (if GWOPbots can be dumbed down anymore then their cult following already has encouraged.)

Anonymous said...

Doesn't make a piss of a difference if they wear their rings through their noses or on their fingers. They are getting a divorce. Big deal.

But IMO and just for shits and giggles, the first pic has probably not been flipped. Jon's hair is "parted" (or maybe it's better to say swept to the side) from his right side to his left, when you see him on TV. This matches the first pic. It looks parted from his left to his right in the second.

Most right handed people wear a wrist watch on their left, as Jon is doing in the top pic. But if Jon is left handed, the second pic would make sense. I'm not bothered to find out (see paragraph one).

p.s. nice job on the new blog.

iwhyawli said...

Ring-Gate! I sure hope the GWoPpers can spend some more time analyzing this.

tootTOOTgoesAtrain said...

ha! Ring-Gate, great, way to flippin go iwhyawli, now you gave those nuts some thing to rant on about another week. ;C) New blog? Is there another blog other then the many I've bookmarked already? LOL

Anonymous said...

I know I am here to rag on Julie, and Jo-Ke, but sorry, Jon bugs me with this mid life crisis crap!

Regarding Jo-Ke, looking into a chatname at GWO that came across called KAJ because on another comment section to a blog, they claimed it was them, Kevin And Jodi (KAJ)

DidU said...

did you hear about the GWOPbot that put bird seed in his shoe to feed his pigeon toe?

DidU said...

Did you hear about the GWOPbot that saluted the refrigerator because it was a GENERAL Electric?

cuzIcan said...

A GwOPturd pushes her car into a gas station. (yeah I know, just go with me on this one!) She explains to the mechanic that it died on her. After the mechanic works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly.

The GwOPturd asks, "What's the story?"

The mechanic says, "Just crap in the carburetor."

Then the GwOPturd asks, "How often do I have to do that?"

Their all as dumb as a box of hair and believe anything!

1lessGWOP2worryBOUT said...

I want to give a GOLD STAR to a GWOPper post today! A lightbulb moment as one GWOP comes to the realization, life out of GWOP land EXISTS and she is going to go participate in it!!!!!! Bravo!
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6/25/2009 10:52 PM
Blogger Jennifer said...

Here's a wild idea...how about we all vow to ignore the Gosselins for one week? No coming to this site, no googline them, no looking at articles about them on TMZ or justjared or wherever. Maybe if we stop looking, the story will get pushed aside and the kids can have their lives back.

6/25/2009 10:59 PM
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To be noted though, when you scroll down the comments, only one person agreed with Jennifer, the rest just went about talking over the top of her and back into their idle nothingness. Like listening to Charlie Brown's teacher!!!

So Jennifer wins my GOLD STAR BRILLIANT GWOP post award today!! She pinned it!

Anonymous said...

LOOK! He's talking to Jesus, he's telling them he had nothing to do with Kevin suing The Almighty!

Anonymous said...

My bad tootToot. I was just given the link to this blog and thought it was new. I see it's been going since May. I'll take my public flogging now. Or maybe go read some GWOP. That's punishment enough.

Anonymous said...

hehe...careful, they'll fatten a person up and then devour them hole over there in GWOPhopperVille. Hope we hear from you again, don't get sucked in to their abyss!

Anonymous said...

we need to get a party going on this blog...is anyone here today? Do we send out an invite to a free Ben and Jerry's ice cream social to all Mad Cow GWOPpers?

Rebecca said...

I shall try to attempt the link html thing. Hope this works and I do not mess up your blog iwhyawli.

Julie Jodi and Kevin and GWOPpers Another Way Instead of Through Hatred

Some times we have to love a person enough to tell them the hardest things, but through honesty, I don't agree with Jodi and Kevin's approach. Maybe had there been more family near and dear, the support would have been there, and truly then the best interest of the kids would have been in EVERYONE'S heart! It is the saddest when a complete stranger can reach out with love, and their own family members display it through hate, greed and malice.

So hope my html worked for that link!

Anonymous said...

Rebecca said...
I shall try to attempt the link html thing. Hope this works and I do not mess up your blog iwhyawli.

Julie Jodi and Kevin and GWOPpers Another Way Instead of Through Hatred

Some times we have to love a person enough to tell them the hardest things, but through honesty, I don't agree with Jodi and Kevin's approach. Maybe had there been more family near and dear, the support would have been there, and truly then the best interest of the kids would have been in EVERYONE'S heart! It is the saddest when a complete stranger can reach out with love, and their own family members display it through hate, greed and malice.

So hope my html worked for that link!

June 27, 2009 1:37 PM

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I don't think it was very Christian of the way the author posted her note to Kate. True help is PRIVATE and a true Christian does so in a humble way.

Marissa said...

iwhyawli said...
Now now.... This is a bi-partisan blog. I'm just saying that the guy has his work cut out for him. I have my doubts that any man or woman can save this country from itself.

I've been wanting to muse aloud on the political leanings that are reflected at GWOP, but I can't come to any strong conclusion. If I had to guess, Nancy Pelosi is one of the moderators but then I also see a whole lot of far right-wing nutbaggery too (eg., moms in high heels or bikinis are whores).

June 26, 2009 8:31 PM
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Iwhyawli, I see the Gwoppers in their size 24 Lane Bryant or Kmart 3X clothing. They are calling the moms in high heels and bikinis...which Kate wears...whores because they are very jealous.

Go eat another bon bon gwoppers.

MadCowGWOPaholics said...

Marissa, sadly some I fear are homebound and wear moo moo's and they are jealous Kate looks great in her summer stylish moo moo sundresses and cover ups. Some are probably as big as barges and need to use tent and tarp like material to wear. That is why it is so easy for them to cut down any shoe she wears, any Ann Taylor or other designer clothing (which btw Ann Taylor is NOT expensive really compared to other designers). I agree with you that their Lane Bryant and BEYOND sizes could be an issue for some, but it is so easy for them to hide behind a computer and display the jealousy because they WISH they could fit into Kate's clothing or be able to have a shopping sprea like that. NEWSFLASH GWOPpers, you can if you hit the yoga and spin classes, if you get on a treadmill or if you cannot afford a gym membership, even walking to and from the refrigerator rather then the mini fridges they keep next to their bedsides and computers. ANY exercise is better then none, and GWOPpers, keyboard stroking won't burn much in calories. The ding dong crumbs and little debbies can destroy a keyboard! Careful, I'd hate to see you go through DT's!

And I am NOT hating on all extra large women, just the lazy asses who sit on their computers day in and day out gossiping at GWOP! The crazy BIG BUTT MAD COW GWOPpers! And yes I proudly wrote the comments about their big butts at Jared under a couple of the Kate and Gosselin articles! You can find them here.

mkb77 said...

What do you want to bet the Gwoptards were measuring Jon's sideburns in those flip/flop picture? I can hear them now:

"In this picture his sideburn is an nth degree longer in the other one! SEE IT ISN'T THE SAME PICTURE!"