Going With What Ya Know

Here's Hailey in her comfort zone, y'all. The personification of grace and elegance.

Image source: radaronline.com

FOUND: HELL ON EARTH

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From radaronline:

"Glassman is due to take part as a referee in the celebrity boxing event on Friday, December 18, at the Philadelphia Airport Ramada where the infamous John Wayne Bobitt will take on local fighter Tony Fusco in the main event."

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Sunday Funnies

This comment from an anonymous poster in the Quintessential GWOP post was just too funny to be hiding in the Quintessential GWOP thread. I chuckled and I chuckled.

Reasons You MIGHT WANT TO Be a GWOPPER poster
(moderator induced guilt not included)

1. Your plasma has post-it notes after watching Jon & Kate plus 8
2. Your husband finds blogger notes hightlighted in yellow
3. You have CPS on speed dial
4. You were voted least likely to suceed at the PTA
5. The last time you read to your kids was the National Inquirer cover in the check out lane
6. Your kids know not to disturb mommy when she is sitting at the computer
7. You want to tell Kate to kiss your ass but the moderators won't post it
8. You have spent more on your cable bill than on your kids education
9. In tough situations you ask yourself, "What would Sharla do?”
10. Snarkin' on Kate is your primary occupation
11. Hating on hats, heels, and hair means you have nothing of importance to say
12. 'I read in a tabloid' means its worth repeating
13. Disappointed the show didn't have a narrative like little house on the praire
14. Kate's 'downfall' is not going as you planned
15. Jon is the sensitive one for having broke down to a selfish victim
16. Jon is just doing whatever it takes to derail the show and ruin Kate's life/save the children
17. Jon let you down, but it's time to let go. If Laura Linger can stop loving him you can to.
18. concerned about oversized families who make money in questionable ways, despite the Kennedys
19. sending "words of support and encouragement" to a P.O. Box in St. Louis
20. Kate can't be good because you don't like her, so that means Jon is still good no matter what he does
21. GWOP's resident therapist agrees that Kate dresses like a hooker
22. GWOPers always "put" so many "quotation marks" in all "the" wrong places?
23. I want to cradle the Gosselin kids in my arms like we did our puppy last night as the sun , but I can't.
24. I'm a fucking savior, ya'll. Please shower me with compliments about my tremendous self-sacrifice
25. You want to 1 up Kate skills of answering her own questions
26. MAGGIE said...I personally believe this is going to be the final season for the show.....our intelligence is being insulted
27. Aunt Bozo Hair and Uncle White Trash apparently paid off their mortgage recently
28. Dear God, If you can make a GWOP class action lawsuit against Kate/TLC happen, I promise to never ask you for anything ever again.
29. find a hate blog and announce your reasons and your turmoil