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Deep Analysis of Jon Gosselin's ParentDish Manifesto: Question #7

Question #7 reveals Jon's deep delusional psychosis. The guy is cuckoo.

PD: That must be difficult after all the negative attention coming your way.

JG: I never said anything demeaning about Kate, just that once on Good Morning America about a month ago or so, I lose track of time. I said I despised her; maybe I despised the things she does. That was the first interview in 4 ½ years by myself.

Open Discussion: 10/16 to tbd

Ruh-roh! Among the many things to discuss in our new Open Discussion thread is Jon's latest legal troubles. Mark Heller against the litigators at Williams & Connolly will be tres humorous. Oh to be in the courtroom.

My advice to Jon: surrender.

Deep Analysis of Jon Gosselin's ParentDish Manifesto: Question #6

John's response to Question #6 evoked an audible laugh out loud from iwhyawli. I've been waiting a long 6 days to comment on this one.

PD: Where are you living these days?

JG: I feel like I'm nomadic. I'm in New York, Reading [Pennsylvania], L.A. I have an apartment in New York, on the West Side, that Hailey stays in. I could sleep in my apartment on my 8,000-square-foot property, but that would make Kate uncomfortable. I take the high road.



I can't find a single main pain post at GWOP regarding Jon stealing the $180,000 money or having been ordered to return it.

Is Blogger having problems?

Deep Analysis of Jon Gosselin's ParentDish Manifesto: Question #5

Here's Question #5. It's another one of those that causes me to wonder if a website called 'parentdish' is legitimate. Why is she/he even asking this question? Why would anyone leave alone other parents care how well (or poorly) the mistress is adjusting? Silly me. I just sort of imagined that being the mistress to a father of 8 could be a tad stressful. Poor thing.

PD: How is Hailey adjusting?

JG: I apologized to Hailey that I shouldn't have been hanging out with anyone else. I love her to death and she could've walked away.

Deep Analysis of Jon Gosselin's ParentDish Manifesto: Question #4

Here's Question #4 and Jon's response. We are reminded that the Glassmans are so nice. Good to know Hailey thinks the divorce is funny. I mean, hello? It's funny, y'all.


PD: Are you two going to get married?

JG: We don't talk about getting married. She's seen how messy my divorce has been and she says it makes her not want to get married. She laughs about it. It's so different than it was with Kate. It's so comfortable with Hailey and her family. They are so nice. They gave Kate a free tummy tuck, worth $20 grand. I mean, hello? It's free surgery.

Jon needs a GWOP PO Box STAT

Fork it over, Jon! $180,000 by Oct 26th! Please don't mistake my tone or excessive use of exclamation marks for glee. I am positively bereft to hear today's arbitration order and I pray you're not too "embarassed" or anything. (eyeroll)

I'm not sure how tough it might be for the world's second most popular guy after Michael Jackson to scrape 180K together in a two week period, but I've heard a rumour that the Gwoppers are opening up another PO Box for you. Between what they collect and the sale of the Jon and Hailey sex tape, you may only need $179,983 more. You can always return Mady's laptop and cancel Cara's ATV. Ebay is another great way to generate some quick cash. Last but not least, I'm sure Papa Glassman can refer you to a good banker.

Deep Analysis of Jon Gosselin's ParentDish Manifesto: Question #3

Time for Question #3, which is one of my favorite answers. I didn't think it would be possible to say so much about oneself in just 39 words. First of all, I see now why Jon has such a hard time keeping it in his pants.


PD: What's with you and family friend Hailey Glassman?

JG: Me and Hailey are still together. It was hard for her in the beginning. We are going to stay together. She talks to people. She's so friendly. She just goes up to people and says, 'I love your shoes.'


Deep Analysis of Jon Gosselin's ParentDish Manifesto: Question #2

It's Question #2 that somewhat raises iwhyawli's bs-attenna. I dunno, the question seems a tad too innocent/staged, as in "Bad Moves, Jon? Whatever could you be talking about? "
:: whistling innocently ::

Question 2:


PD: Why? What did you do that you consider bad moves.

JG: Meeting Kate Major [former reporter for Star magazine] and Stephanie [Santoro], the nanny. Those were two things.


Deep Analysis of Jon Gosselin's ParentDish Manifesto: Question #1

As per usual, the readers of gwopwop have far better ideas than I.


Today marks the start of a new feature here where sort of like Oprah's Book Club, we begin the paragraph-by-paragraph analysis of Jon Gosslin's recent interview with the fine folks at

Jon's responses during this interview are so outrageous that I'm still not convinced this interview isn't a spoof. Let it never be said that iwhyawli doesn't always try to give Jon the benefit of the doubt. It's much easier for my own sanity to believe this interview is some sort of parody than comments any human other than Adolph Hitler actually made.

Here's Question #1 of the interview:

ParentDish: So, what's going on?

Jon Gosselin: I'm just trying to be as cordial as possible. I messed up at the beginning and now I want to be a nice guy, make better decisions and do the right thing.

Let's Discuss.