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Open Discussion ...

Is it time to put another Open Discussion thread near the top ? I hear Kate has a new hairdo. I haven't seen it yet. Is it worse that this one?

Or this bird's nest?

OBITUARY: ChurchMouse Offs Herself

I have long suspected that the GWOPPERS read too many romance novels and a recent post by some simp named "ChurchMouse" leads me to believe that I'm right (yet again). Not that there's anything wrong with romance novels, I guess, but for GWOPPERS, these books seem to serve as their life compass. If you're not a demure maiden who spends her days in the forest feeding berries to cute little cartoon animals whilst whistling a happy tune, Fabio isn't likely to look twice in your direction. And um, who wants that?

Lots of drama at GWOP today.

I am sorry to report a blog-i-cide.

A poster who calls herself "ChurchMouse" decided she is so pious and pure that she can no longer post at GWOP. All the negativity (including her own) that is directed at the Gosselins and people like Baby Mama creates far too much inner turmoil.

"I'm off to do more noble things in my life," she writes. "But, I authorize the rest of youse guys to carry on here. Not everyone can rise to higher ground like *I* can. I pinch my nose and hereby declare myself superior to you. From this day forth, I will now only rely on third-party dopes like fostersmom to post all my very poignant literary musings. So here you go, fellow maidens, stick this latest excerpt from Little Women in your pipe. But don't be expecting me to return here and read whatever kudos and complements I will inspire. Because yeah, I'm above all this. I ain't coming back here. No way. No how. No siree. Okay, alright, maybe I'll come back. But only if you beg."

And beg they did.

Kate? In case you don't read at GWOP, you should know that the dearly departed ChurchMouse prayeths that it isn't too late for you (there's no mention of Jon's responsibility in this matter) to raise your daughters properly. You see,

"to be loved and chosen by a good man is the best and sweetest thing which can happen to a woman."

--- Louisa May Alcott, Little Women

Welcome to 1910, y'all.

Two Clueless Idiots

This week at GWOP, someone who calls aptly refers to Sharla and herself as "Two Clueless Idiots" (TCI) publicly invites anyone who has met Kate in person to report in with a POSITIVE story of the encounter. Despite the fact that TCI is soliciting people to submit these positive encounters to a moderated blog that is notorious for not posting anything remotely contradictory to their ... um ... "mission", this poster is confident that NO ONE has ever had a positive encounter with Kate. Accordingly, the complete lack of submissions will then serve as ultimate proof to the sheeple, her husband and her psychiatrist that her own dislike for Kate (who she herself has never met) can't possibly be rooted in jealousy.

In the highly unlikely event some completely anonymous person does indeed submit a positive story, TCI assures us that she will be more than happy to surrender all of her bad feelings and dislike for Kate.

I might be tempted to accept this important challenge except that I'm the type of person who enjoys watching people like Sisyphus ... err I mean, TCI remain mired in the muck of bad feelings and dislike for someone they've never met. It's funny!