Rules for Posting

Click here for iwhyawli's tongue-in-check version of GWOP's 954,012 posting rules. If you're wondering why GWOP has so many posting rules, you're not alone.

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Seriously, Enough Rules

21. Please limit information about the children's school. Do not post links to the site, the name, location, or specifics about school events.

I don't mean to keep harping on GWOP's rules, but seriously, this is getting ridiculous. There's yet another new rule. We're now up to 21 rules. If I wind up having to make another tutorial, y'all, I am NOT going to be happy.

Rule 21 is also one of those rules about behavior that's so obviously wrong that it shouldn't have to be a stated or written rule. It's similar to rules like "Don't kill people","Don't bite the hand that feeds you", "Flush the Toilet", "Re-Fill the Paper in the Printer", and "Just Wait for the Next Elevator Instead of Shoving your Briefcase Between the Doors and Making The Rest of Us Wait Even Longer, you self-absorbed jackass. We were running late too."

And finally, I feel compelled to ask --- isn't GWOP a moderated forum? Sharla, just don't publish the crap from idiots that shouldn't be posted. Or, if you don't want stupid people reading and posting at your blog, why not re-state the rule more clearly. Here's a suggestion:

21. If you're so stupid to type information about the children's school, links to the site, the name, location, or specifics about school events, please find some sort of long, sharp object and lunge it into your thick skull. There's something wrong with you. Don't visit this blog anymore. Quit reading here. Move along. Get professional help.

Farewell: August GOTM

Where oh where did the summer go? It's September 1st and time to bid farewell to our August GWOPPER-of-the-month, Satan.

I never wish to forget your beauty. So here you'll now sit in the gwopwop archives for all to enjoy.

On Dudes

Well the Dude Ranch episode may have been my favorite yet. All of the family enjoying themselves is what iwhyawli likes to see. The Gosselin males, including Jon, stole the show I thought. Props to Jon. The dress-up session was completely amusing and your girls think you're the funniest guy on earth.

I've only one tiny word of caution to offer you. This gal here in the picture below? She's also a dude in a dress. Hope you didn't drink too much more, babe.