Rules for Posting

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Rules for Posting

  1. ANONYMOUS POSTERS welcome. To prohibit anonymous posting like they do at GWoP is stupid. Aren't we all anonymous?
  2. Do not be rude to other commenters or call them names, especially if they are hacking on a GWoP moderator or poster.
  3. No online petitions. Whatever those are.
  4. Do not be rude about the children of the GWoP hags or call any of their spawn names. At GWopwop, we do not sink to their level of posting. However, bashing behaviours that you would most likely see if you were actually present or that perhaps the mother of your cousin's best friend's sister saw is not only perfectly acceptable but should be believed.
  5. Do not refer to calling CPS or use the term child abuse. There are plenty of others ways to let us know what you're thinking without actually posting using these terms. If you struggle with this rule, just substitute the word "exploitation".
  6. Watch profanity. And by "watch" we mean make certain the hags at GWoP will find it offensive and insulting.
  7. Don't tell the moderators how to run the blog, but do feel free to comment on the moderation at GWoP.
  8. Be careful about boards on boards and for the love of everything holy, don't discuss or provide links to other boards. If we catch you posting on these boards, you will be in big, big trouble sister.
  9. No diagnosing mental/medical conditions. Let's leave this important work to the headcases at GWoP.
  10. No posting addresses. Um, what???? What sort of sick, miserable cow must be told that posting anyone's address or real world information is twisted? That GWoP would need to post this type of rule speaks volumes.
  11. Along with not being rude don't tell other people how to think, act, or behave - don't try to tell other people what to do or not do. Over at GWoP, this rule translates to: Do as we say, not as we do.
  12. No using the kid's names or moderator's names as your screen name, even by accident. If your real name happens to be the same as someone else's real name, contact a lawyer and get it legally changed.
  13. Comments that offer opinions that are different from our own including "I'm sure you won't print this" comments will never be printed. However, we might publish them which is what I think the dopes at GWoP really meant to say when they concocted their stupid rule.
  14. No unsolicited or solicited recaps. Recaps of what, we dunno.
  15. The administrators are not able to verify the identity of people who comment here. Believe what you choose to believe. Better yet, try not passing any judgment whatsoever. You can do it.
  16. Please use proper grammar, spelling, capitalizations and punctuations in your comments. No instant message type speaking. That's just poor parenting !
  17. If you have questions, go boink yourself. We have better things to do than helping a dope like you understand the obvious.
  18. Please first go read the santimonius tripe at blogs like GWoP before you before posting or commenting negatively on anything you're reading here.