Rules for Posting

Click here for iwhyawli's tongue-in-check version of GWOP's 954,012 posting rules. If you're wondering why GWOP has so many posting rules, you're not alone.

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Being a parody blog and all, I wanted GWOPwop to remain as true to GWOP's layout and appearance as possible but all those damn posting rules of theirs make iwhyawli cranky. I just had to make a change.

Between the 3-mile long list of rule and that giant picture of the geese, well, I hated scrolling past all that simply to get to the blog's meat and potatoes. I hate scrolling past all that crap over there and I hate doing it here. Why irritate yourself at your own blog?

Iwhyawli also doesn't understand the need for so many posting rules, especially in a moderated forum where the moderators ignore them anyway. That is a post for another day.

I am now working on getting a larger font around here before iwhyawli goes blind.

In the meantime, here is another funny movie from NotABully regarding our friend, BoMo. Thanks, NotABully!

24 comments:

Hazletts said...

Thank you for getting rid of the long rule section!

My favorite PA family--The Hazletts!!!-- are posting again.
'Also, it's been mentioned that Kate is considering a move to LA because PA is becoming "too small" for her. I assure you that won't happen, as CA has strict laws regarding children on T.V."

Yes, mama Hazlett, you would know all about that considering you come from some dump town.

I would like to create a show around this family. It would involve a lot of Hamburger Helper and Walmart.
Yes, again, I would like to point out that there is no reason for this sow to sit on her ass at home and pass judgement on others. When your kids are in school full-time, then you are not a stay at home mom-- you are just some sow passing judgment on others.
click on my name to get a look at this family that is all overweight.
http://www.blogger.com/profile/16042437814100632257

Anonymous said...

Finally someone at GWOP comes to their senses:
15 Proverbial minutes said...
According to some gossip sites, someone has come forth alleging Jon fabricated the rumors about Kate and Steve (the bodyguard) to deflect attention from himself, and to expedite their divorce (which she was against, for obvious reasons). I was disheartened to read this, because I have been on Team Jon for a while. To think someone could do something so malicious to the mother of their children is pretty unfathomable. It amazes me that a little over a year ago, I loved the show and watched it with my kids, and now I am equal parts horrified and mesmerized by these atrocities. If it were not for the poor kids, I would call this Must See Drama a la 90210, Melrose Place, General hospital, etc....

7/11/2009 6:23 AM

Anonymous said...

I like your parody blog iwhyawli. It's just making fun of the strange and obsessed behavior and hatred at GWOP that also spread into other blogs. If they don't like it, too bad. If they don't want to be made fun of, too bad, then be responsible for the mean spirited things, your honest agenda behind it and be mature enough to own what you say. If it is just hating to fit into a group on a blog, or criticizing just so they feel better, or finding pleasure in hoping they will cause pain. Only they know, but what they are choosing to do, is wrong, no matter who it is. Plus it is just obsessive and inappropriate. So I like how you use humor on your blog to mirror it back to people.

I also agree, their list of rules is ridiculous, the entire blog is run by control freaks with a mission or obvious hatred, be it if they were once their neighbors, family, ex-coworkers or friends. They need to just get over it already and move on in their own lives, but to purposely try to destroy a family or run their finances while seeking pleasure. Is just wack! Too much time on their hands to obsess over any one family and want to see them go down.

Anyway, great blog, I laugh at so many of the comidic comments mirroring back to others their strange behavior. Some get it, some don't and never will think this kind of displayed rage, hatred, gossiping is wrong. Not sure why, if it was their upbringing, if some one once really wronged them, if they feel betrayed and can not relate anymore to that show because they now can afford more things and nicer things, if it is just jealousy. To make fun of affairs they don't even know if true or not or a divorce they know nothing about the marriage, or to snark on appearances from hair to shoes to clothing to the cost of things they have. To their parenting, to how they spend their free time, etc. They'd not want their lives so analyzed by a neighbor, family member or friend, yet they think it is okay what they are doing because they are in their home behind a computer hell bent to see this family fail and lose their house, marriage, etc. What kind of horrible person really finds that pleasurable? Don't get it! And don't get it when in one comment they can criticize such trivial things and another then scream it is because they have the best interest of the kids and then yet in another make fun of one of the children from their behavior on the show.

To the movie creator on BoMo...cute, she's a piece of work, never get her obsession to create a forum/blog either to just obsess over it all and laugh at the hatred.

Not a fan either way, but just don't get these grown women doing this. If they want to be child advocates then why don't they leave their house and go join organizations that truly make a difference in a child's life. Keystroking hateful and mean spirited things and joining in laughing about it, won't change anything except just bring out more bullies who join in and think it is funny and have no conscience under made up user names. I stay anonymous because of how mean they all are in trying to get some one's real name to humiliate them next. So they can laugh that some of us stay anonymous over here, but I'm not going to be their next victim just because I won't agree with what they are doing or saying.

Anyway, sorry this got longer then what I first intended. c

Pat said...

Thanks for getting rid of the list of no-nos. Although they ARE funny, after you have read them a few times you just want them gone. I wish they would do the same on the stupid GWOP site. I'm sure if I write the suggestion over there, they will take them off.
HA!

Anonymous said...

I am truly laughing so hard tears are coming down. So funny. The funniest part is that I vision Moon's head exploding when she watches these.

NOTABULLY said...

I think her head is oozing with hate and I am very afraid she will vex me with her psychic powers and I will be vaporized into fine brick dust.TEHE (who to do next?)

Curious said...

anon @ 11:47 said
Not a fan either way, but just don't get these grown women doing this. If they want to be child advocates then why don't they leave their house and go join organizations that truly make a difference in a child's life. Keystroking hateful and mean spirited things and joining in laughing about it, won't change anything except just bring out more bullies who join in and think it is funny and have no conscience under made up user names
__________
Anon, you just described my friends and I. None of us were particular huge fans of the show but all were looking for more information regarding the show and when we saw the onslaught of hate leveled at ths couple, we knew we had to speak up against the hate.
Great job here iwhywli!!

Anonymous said...

ok, after seeing photos today of Jon with the tummy tuck doctor's daughter, in Paris, using the money he made off the show to parade around like a mid life crisis tool, he lost my support. He is a douche, I wasn't going to judge the earrings, that Ed Hardy clothing, the trying to relive his youth, but UGH.

Not even divorced in paper and he doesn't care enough about his kids to not be photographed or in the next upcoming gossip rags. Now GWOP is going to be going bizurk BIGDOGTIME. Yet they'll blame Kate.

Way to go Jon, you just ruined me even trying to fight GWOP anymore.

I thought Jodi, Julie and Kevin were dirtbags going public and hurting the kids while saying they did it for the kids. Now their own father is acting all pimp?

He has to be smoking! Sorry but he doesn't deserve those precious 8 kids.

I am so done, I don't blame people for dogging him now.

Anonymous said...

Oh no all hell is breaking loose at GWOP! Jon is in France with Hailey holding hands!! GOOD FOR HIM!

Anonymous said...

WOW! One of the best comments yet

mela @ 07/11/2009 at 2:41 pm her name is hailey glassman- we should flood her plastic surgeon father’s office and let them know what a homewrecker their daughter is!!! this situation is absolutely disgusting and these poor children will grow up to see it all documented in the tabloids!!!!!!!!!


GOOD JOB! Let's harrass Hailey's dad - What is wrong with these people? Seriously?

Anonymous said...

OMG! People are honestly saying that Hailey looks Pregnant? are you kidding me? Don't see that one iota. People are crazy. All the loons at moon, bm and GWOP are all blowing their tops with the excitement of having Gosselin News to gossip about. They all want them gone but cheering in glee that they can sit on the computer all night picking apart each photo piece by piece. I am giong back to reading my book now. I have already wasted 15 minutes on this nonense today! LOL

Pat said...

Here's my movie: Just copy and paste.
http://www.xtranormal.com/watch?e=2009071119531770

LakeRat said...

Yikes! It appears that the Hazlett chick might want to step away from the computer and actually move her legs instead of her typing fingers. No wonder she's seething with jealousy towards Kate. Hazlett's not exactly a looker.

Secret Aygin Man said...

Has anyone informed Dr. Glassman that Jon's super potent dna laden sperm will make his grandbabies look Aygin?

Jon if you are reading this blog, because we all know that you read all of these blogs everyday, you should market a power drink called "Jon's Juice." All of the GWoPers will be sucking that elixir down faster than Aunt Jodi can cash an interview check.

I've already thought up an adverstising slogan:

"Jon's Juice, a creamy protein punch that will not only revitalize you but make you feel all Aginy inside"

Anonymous said...

Pat, I enjoyed your movie. Spot on.

Stacey said...

Who is Hazlett??

Love the Jon Juice slogan!

Geeze, Jon going out with the daughter of the doctor who did Kate's surgery. Anybody else finding this rather disgusting and lose all respect for Jon? Not that I had much there for him, but come on! Wonder what the Glassmans think.

Jon's certainly no Matthew McCongaughy. What do women see in him??

Stacey said...

I just re-read the post to my left and let me say...

UGH! Mama Hazlett is NOT representative of all Pittsburghers!! I am from Pittsburgh and I am not mean and vindictive. In fact, mama Hazlett is not the norm. Please do not view Pittsburgh in a bad light just because of this bitch. I am from Pittsburgh and we have wonderful people here who are smart, warm and caring.

NOTABULLY said...

This pressi person is in need of a movie, eh? XOXOX

Coming to IWY's soon! Tee Hee

Anonymous said...

Stacey:
I wrote the Hazlett's post. I know Pittsburgh is not like that. I am a Pitt grad and had a wonderful time in your city while I was there!

Stacey said...

Anonymous said...
Stacey:
I wrote the Hazlett's post. I know Pittsburgh is not like that. I am a Pitt grad and had a wonderful time in your city while I was there!

July 12, 2009 8:15 PM

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Pittsburgh is not a dump town, but thanks for apologizing. :) I still think Mrs. Hazlett is a disgrace to our fine city. It is SHE that is an embarrassment to the tri-state area.

Anonymous said...

Uh, is "meet and potatoes" the same thing as "meat and potatoes"? 'Cause, you know, with my inferior brain and all, I wouldn't want to be confused.

Gah, everytime I visit here, there's a new gem to point out. You know, an excellent rule of parody, sarcasm and/or general skewering of someone else's blog: Use a spelling/grammar/punctuation checker, sweets. Otherwise you look dumber than the dumb you're skewering.

You're welcome.

iwhyawli said...

You sure are sensy, Sharla. Why bother to proofread when I've got you to do it? It's the reason why I'm wealthy and you are poor. It's the difference between chief versus indian. The difference between visionary and lackey. Thanks for reading the blog, savoring every word, and submitting your edits. You make this blog a better place.

Anonymous said...

Hail, hail Curious is here we are saved.

Anonymous said...

None of us were particular huge fans of the show but all were looking for more information regarding the show and when we saw the onslaught of hate leveled at ths couple, we knew we had to speak up against the hate.
Great job here iwhywli!!

From Curious

Yeah you cannot sell that with a rebate. Good try.