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FAQ

FAQ stands for frequently asked questions and I need some of these so that I can have a "FAQ" button like they do at GWOP.

Please ask me something here and I will try best to answer.

102 comments:

iwhyawli said...

Hmmm. No questions. This may turn out to be the saddest FAQ thread in all of blog history.

:)

arabella said...

well, since everyone is always asking, you can put what your name means.

Anonymous said...

So I'm assuming the average GWOPper never showers because her legs get tired under her own weight and she's afraid her knees might buckle, so then she'd have to yell for her husband to come help her. And, goodness gracious, that would mean he'd have to see her naked. So, the logical thing to do here is simply not shower. So here's my question for your FAQ.

Do you think the average doesn't care that she smells bad from the lack of showers; or do you think she is the type who attempts to cover up her stench with various types of odorific body sprays? I vote that she doesn't attempt to cover up her stench because she doesn't recognize it as stench. The cigarette smoke and moth-ball smell from her trailer probably mask her own BO. Right?

iwhyawli said...

Bless you, arabella, bless you. I finally have a question.

Q: What does 'iwhyawli' stand for?

A: The blogger name 'iwhyawli' is an acronym for "I wonder how you all will like it" in reference to the GWOPPERS who receive a taste of their own medicine when visting here.

Every indication is they don't like similar treatment one bit. And yet, there is no end in sight to the shenanigans over there. Most recently, they're discussing ad nauseum Kate's use of white tights in order to hid bruises inflicted by her child abuse

TheOnlyThingToFearIsFearItself said...

Without revealing more than you want to, you might want to enlighten the brainless followers at certain hate blogs that you are NOT a Texan in your mid-20's who does meth. I can tell that by your writing style and sense of humor, but then I am not a clairvoyant, nor do I practice "majik".

Anonymous said...

Who are you and are you the woman pictured on DD's blog?

iwhyawli said...

Okay, great! We now have a second question.

Q: Do you think the average GWOPPER doesn't care that she smells bad from the lack of showers; or do you think she is the type who attempts to cover up her stench with various types of odorific body sprays? I vote that she doesn't attempt to cover up her stench because she doesn't recognize it as stench. The cigarette smoke and moth-ball smell from her trailer probably mask her own BO. Right?


A: So poignant. So poignant. iwhyawli had to think about this one for a minute.

When we start to see the invention of waterproof computers, GWOPPERS will start to smell better. That putrid stench of body odor, urine, cigarette smoke and stale beer will slowly start to become only urine, cigarette smoke and stale beer.

Thank you for your question.

Anonymous said...

Here a few courtesy of the idiots at GWoP themselves....

Where's my post? (aka Why didn't you publish my post?)

Don't you have anything better to do than worry about a hate blog that spews hate at children and their parents?

What's right about freebies?

iwhyawli said...

Whoa nelly. The questions are pouring in now.

Question 3.

Q. Are you a Texan in your mid-20's who does meth?

A. iwhyawli is not from Texas, I am not in my mid-20's and I do not do meth. However, I once knew a guy who went to college in Texas and majored in math. Does that count? Good Times if you know what I mean. Go Longhorns!

Thank you for your question.

Got my ?'s said...

Taken from the Gwop Facebook page:
Who is your favorite tup and why?

Whose side are you on in the great Gosselin Debate-

FYI
Team Sharla = Gwop is NOT about child advocacy. It's about snark.

Team Serena (nhrn) = Gwop is ALL about child advocacy, baby?

iwhyawli said...

Question 4

Q: Who are you and are you the woman pictured on DD's blog?

A: I'm afraid my true identity must remain top secret until I have the keys to the secret blog, but my name is not "Kayla Downing" and I am not the woman pictured on anyone's blog. I will also tell you that I am not anyone you would recognize in the Gosselin blogosphere.

Thank you for your question!

iwhyawli said...

Fart! Did I just accidentally delete Questions 5 through 7?

Be Right Back.

iwhyawli said...

Whew. I found Questions 5 through 7.

Q: Where's my post? (aka Why didn't you publish my post?)

A: I most likely deleted it by accident.

Q: Don't you have anything better to do than worry about a hate blog that spews hate at children and their parents?


A: Not really. My most active blogging (like today) occurs when I am sitting in airports or hotel rooms.

What's right about freebies?

A: Everything.

Thank you for your questions!

Megan said...

Did you know that you really are Babymamma?

Anonymous said...

I already know the answer to this question, but I'll ask it anyhow:
Are you BabyMamma?

I know the answer to this question is NO, and the reason I know that is because this blog comes from the perspective of humor. I think iwhy is taking a stab at extreme points of view with this blog -- specifically, the extreme haters of a woman they have never met. With that in mind, I think iwhy would also maintain the extreme lovers are a but, shall we say, off as well (please correct me if I'm wrong). There has to be a screw loose when people become obsessed, either with hatred or love, over a TV SHOW and, consequently, lose any sense of humor that may have existed in their peanut skulls. If you can't poke fun at yourself, you've lost my interest. The lovers and the haters take this WAY too seriously. It's Kate Gosselin, you morons. It's not someone who's really important, like Kim Kardashian. I mean, c'mon.

To summarize what I'm getting at, iwhy is using humor to get the point across that a lot of people are morons. It seems to me that this concept is a bit much for those who take an extreme stance on the Gosselins to understand. But again, correct me if I'm wrong, iwhy. I've been wrong more than once in my life. Like twice probably.

iwhyawli said...

Ut oh! Here are some toughies!

Questions 8 and 9.

Q: Who is your favorite tup and why?

A: Iwhyawli can't tell the tups apart. If I said "Leah", I'd probably be talking about "Alexis" and same goes for the boys. They're all as cute as cute can be. I ask my kids to tell me who's who and they don't know either. It's funny to watch them (ie., my kids) try to teach us who's who, with each kid immediately pronouncing the other kid wrong.


Q: Whose side are you on in the great Gosselin Debate??

A: I have no sides. I'm for minding one's own business. I do think Jon's behaving stupidly right now.

Thank you for your questions!

iwhyawli said...

And now, we Question 10 from Megan.

Q: Did you know that you really are Babymamma?

A: No, I did not know this. I thought Michelle Obama was Baby Mama. If I am Michelle Obama, I would order my secret service agents to arrest DD and BoMo.

Thank you for your question, Megan!

We pause now for a commercial break while iwhyawli calls home to gently remind her loving family that tonite is "garbage to the curb" nite.

Be Right Back.

Got my ?'s said...

You misunderstood. I didn't men Team Kate or Team Jon. I meant Team Sharla or Team Serena. Well, maybe the answer fits anyway. Jon is acting stupid.

Anonymous said...

Do you think you are giving out too much information about yourself? So far, your enemies now know you are not from Texas, you do not use meth, you had some good times with a math major, you have kids, you are married, you travel occasionally, you no longer possess baby bibs, and garbage night is on Sunday. They are narrowing down the search as we blog.

Anonymous said...

Paper or plastic?

iwhyawli said...

Whoopsie! Iwhyawli messed up Question 9. Here's a do over.

Q: Whose side are you on in the great Gosselin Debate: 'Team Sharla's Snarkfest' or 'Team Serena's Blind Crusade again Child Exploitation.'

A: First, apologies for the idiocy. The excitement of actually receiving some questions clearly got the best of me. I like your actual question as much as I liked the one I answered.

IMO, GWOP went stupid when it got all preachy about the child advocacy stuff, which may have been from Day 1 or prior for all I know. It's hard to be funny in the same sentence as words like child abuse, exploitation and pedofilia. It's hard to be a credible child advocate when you're obsessing endlessly about someone's hairdo.

I most likely would not have created gwopwop had GWOP stuck to snark. I never even knew about GWOP until I overheard some super mommy blathering on about "the exploitation" and GWOP's effort to stop it. I rolled my eyes when I was overhearing her conversation and I rolled my eyes when I found the site.

It was definitely GWOP's enacted indictment of Jon & Kate's parenting, the stupid gossip mongering and the total real word harassment of that family that so completely annoyed me. I wondered if the GWOPPERS would like similar treatment, and they rapidly answered without exception that they did not!

The whole PENNMOMMY fiasco was entirely secondary to my initial objective. But when it became apparent that Sharla et al were completely dug in, I became and remain interested in what's really going on with that story. Despite her assertions otherwise, Sharla is every bit the ferocious "child advocate" when she thinks it can drive up the blog hits.

iwhyawli said...

Question 11 from Anon@6:12

Q: Are you Baby Mama?

A: Question 11 is similar to Question 10 but slightly different in that Anon@6:12 elects to answer it herself, lol. I'm starting to recognize Anon@6:12pm's posting style and she cracks me up. You should get a real blogger name for yourself. Don't be shy.

Anon@6:12pm is correct. I am not Baby Mama. And yes, I don't really understand superfandom either. After iwhyawli watches a movie or TV Show, I don't sit and wonder all about the real lives of the people in it. You'll never catch iwhyawli waiting in line for a glimpse of anyone famous. However, you will see iwhyawli go completely birdshit if anyone famous tries to cut in front of me at a restaurant. The possible exception might be the guy would plays 'Alan Shore' on Boston Legal. I would totally wink at that guy and let him sit with me at my restaurant table while Mr. iwhyawli waits in the car.

The very important difference between superfans and GWOPPERS
would be GWOP'S hell-bent intent to destroy the Gosselin family. Superfans, with the possible exception of Mark David Chapman, rarely inflict unhappiness on others. In conclusion, the GWOPPERS are far more deserving of mockery and parody.

Thanks for the question!

Anonymous said...

I know you started this blog to talk abot gwop,so were you surprised that so many people wanted to talk about these other blogs?

iwhyawli said...

Up Next. Question 12 from Anon@6:47.

Q: Do you think you are giving out too much information about yourself?

A: Yes. I especially worried about the math major detail since they're aren't that many math majors out there who can give a gal a good time. Do you also mean to say that Sunday Night isn't gargage night for EVERY family? Whoopsie. I must be more careful.

Thank you for your question!

wondering said...

Have you ever tried to convince yourself that whispering the word "cheater" when cameras are rolling does not make you a bad human being if you get enough money to pay off the mortgage on your house?

Anonymous said...

Here's a question:

Who is the comedic GENIUS who created the "free tutorial" about Gwop's long list of rules that is linked above? I really am laughing out loud, and now I have to explain the whole bizarre Gwop posting rules to my family so they have some context.

Great movie.
Serena is the pedophile expert!

iwhyawli said...

Ah. The answer everyone wants to know!

Question 13.

Q: paper or plastic?

A: If iwhyawli has purchased just a few items, I choose plastic and then I re-purpose the plastic bag as a kitty-poop and kitty-litter-clump receptacle. If iwhyawli has purchased lots of groceries, I choose paper even though one of the bags rips each and every damn time. We also have some of those eco-friendly cloth bags which I frequently forget to bring along.

Thanks for the question, Al Gore!

iwhyawli said...

Question 14

Q: I know you started this blog to talk abot gwop,so were you surprised that so many people wanted to talk about these other blogs?

A: Absolutely. I had zero idea that there were so many other blogs out there on the same subject. To this minute, I remain unclear on how best to handle interest in the other blogs. Many folks are clearly not interested and others are. I definitely don't mind learning what other lunacy is happening out there in the G-sphere but
some of it also gets repetitive. When I learned that Intenet logs automatically trap vulgarity and what-not, I stopped using it myself and I will rarely publish a post containing it anymore. Blogging about the Gosselins is embarassing enough without having anyone at work know that you do it. I'll also tend to reject the other blog stuff if it's repetitive, I can't understand it or don't know who they're talking about. I do hate rejecting any comment that someone has bothered to submit, even if I don't like it the comment. It just seems rude to me. Like saying "shut up". Once upon a time, I also considered no comment moderation at all. HA! There's no way I could do that now with the stuff that showing up in the queue.

Thanks for the question and apologies for the tangent!

iwhyawli said...

Question 15

Q: Have you ever tried to convince yourself that whispering the word "cheater" when cameras are rolling does not make you a bad human being if you get enough money to pay off the mortgage on your house?

A: No, Jodi, I have not. But show the video to some people who are deaf and blind and I'm certain you'll get the answer you're now praying for.

Megan said...

How is it if you lose custody of your kids that you can also be the President of the PTA? Hmm....The lack of common sense kills me.

Kayla (Not my Real Name) said...

Blogging about the Gosselins is embarassing enough without having anyone at work know that you do it.

Amen, sister.

Add to that being called in by your HR Director or IT Security person and being told they received a call from "Bohemian Moon." Shudder. I think I'd apply for early retirement on the spot.

Anonymous said...

If Kate got blue-man syndrome, do you think GWOPpers would pretend to feel bad for her or do you think they'd say, "She deserved it"?

Suze said...

Every indication is they don't like similar treatment one bit. And yet, there is no end in sight to the shenanigans over there.

***********************
Iwhy every hate blog is out to get you or saying how you've played "dirty". The Pigs even said there's a witch hunt. Let me remind all you haters that there wouldn't be a "witch hunt" if you all didn't have one against one woman, spewing forth your hate and lies.

Go can't take it haters? Shut down or stop your lies and slinging crap.

The haters don't like similar treatment, that is obvious with all their hissy fits now.

arabella said...

I've got a good question. Don't know if you can anwswer it, though.

Why, oh why, do these people claim to hate seeing pap pics of Kate or Jon, moan that they are tired of seeing the commercials, groan about hearing about them every day. . . Why do these same people go to web sites and look at their pics, then blow up the pics to see expressions on the kids faces, go on blogs (or have blogs themselves and dedicate them to only J&K posts) and talk about them all stinkin' day, watch the show religiously? Please help me understand the obsession they have for these people, yet also hate hearing about them and seeing pics of them.

Please, IWHY, oh great one, can you answer this timeless question??

arabella said...

Just watched the tutorial. That has to be the funniest one, yet.

iwhyawli said...

Question 16

Q: How is it if you lose custody of your kids that you can also be the President of the PTA? Hmm....The lack of common sense kills me.

A: Silly girl, all things are possible when you're just making things up as you go. I don't know about your President of the PTA but ours is a complete nightmare. She's not a crystal meth addict but if there ever is a GWOP Hall of Fame, her picture will definitely be on the wall. I actually found a comment by "Forever Hopeful" at GWOP yesterday that exactly epitomizes our PTA Presdient. I'm now writing a little tribute to her.

Thanks for the question!

wondering said...

How is Kate responsible for the failures of the Republican party while she is simultaneously responsible for the failures in the Democratic party?

iwhyawli said...

Question 17

Q: If Kate got blue-man syndrome, do you think GWOPpers would pretend to feel bad for her or do you think they'd say, "She deserved it"?

A: I don't know what blue-man syndrome is and I'm a little skeered to google it, but I pretty much figure that Kate could discover the cure for cancer, capture Osama Bin Ladin AND put an end global warming and the GWOPPERS would still be harping about her rebel breasts and hair-do.

GWOP's reaction to the divorce was a clear indication that they feel nothing but joy when Jon or Kate (especially Kate) suffers any adversity. I also suspect these very compassionate GWOPPERS are the same people who are expecting me to pony up for their healthcare, foreclosures, joblessness, etc.

Thanks for the great question!

iwhyawli said...

Question 18

Why, oh why, do these people claim to hate seeing pap pics of Kate or Jon, moan that they are tired of seeing the commercials, groan about hearing about them every day. . . Why do these same people go to web sites and look at their pics, then blow up the pics to see expressions on the kids faces, go on blogs (or have blogs themselves and dedicate them to only J&K posts) and talk about them all stinkin' day, watch the show religiously?

Please, IWHY, oh great one, can you answer this timeless question??


A: Grasshopper, I once struggled greatly with this paradox myself. I just could not wrap my head around it. Thankfully the great Sharla (or possibly it was Serena) provided a convenient answer -- some bullcr*p about not being able to end the exploitation if they're not witness to it. You see, grasshopper, the GWOPPERS very much fancy themselves as judge, jury and executioner. They are master busybodies who also suffer from a syndrome called "beating a dead horse" for which the only known cure is a lethal bullet wound to the head (theirs or yours).

Even if the show ends, that group never plans to let up. If they can't dig up any more pics of Jon or Kate, they'll just start in on someone else. They already have.

Thanks for the question! Hope I've been helpful.

Anonymous said...

What do you think a GWOPper or BoMO would do if they came face-to-face with Kate in public?

Iwhyawli is my Hero said...

Question: Are you the baddest most powerful motherf*cker ever to arrive in the Gosselin Blogosphere?

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Iwhyawli you might be too humble to answer this question yourself. I however do believe that the answer is YES.

Future Blog Owner said...

Iwhyawli:

Could you provide a sample of the type of hate email that you recieve on a dialy basis from LisaK, 10doll, the Dirty Disher, Bohemian Moon or one of their followers.

I'm considering starting my own parody blog called "Pigly Bitch Musings and Folies from Reality Without Dirty Dishes". I would really like to know what to expect.

I need to know said...

When The Dirty Disher threatens to "click" or "push the button" is she talking about masterbation?

Witches are wierdos if you ask me.

iwhyawli said...

Answers to Questions 19 and 20 coming up, y'all. I'm having to use my phone-a-friend lifeline for Question 19.

Question 20 is such a good one for next months poll.... hmmm.

Hope you'll stay tuned to this very exciting thread.

NonAMus said...

At Disgusting Doodie's (DD's) blog, she stated the following and so I wanted to know if this is true...or a continuation of the poor demented woman's life of make believe or I probably know the answer myself, she or one of her followers made it as to continue their little addiction to online drama?

Her thread started out with...
Sigh. I got a message from IWHYAWLI, she's made a blog to me.

And then claims it was a porn blog.

N E Way! I always think it is important in blogosphere land to go to the person you have the question for, not speculate, so here I be.

PS...I did not realize you had a great tutorial movie until one of the posters in this thread mentioned it. TOO CUTE!

arabella said...

OK, did you send DD a link to a new blog with some gross skinny chick in a very unflattering position? Oh, and she's nude. And there is also a pic of an large women and a cucumber. Doing things with it. After that sight I don't think we'll be having cucumbers in our salad tonight.

And what was supposedly said about DD's kid? I missed it.

iwhyawli said...

Question 19

Q: How is Kate responsible for the failures of the Republican party while she is simultaneously responsible for the failures in the Democratic party?

A: Wow, you're someone who is newer to the Gosselin Blogosphere than even me. Welcome. It's been a really hard pill for me to swallow, but we now know from studying GWOPPER commentary that Kate is responsible for the failure of everything, including disasters occuring prior to her birth (e.g., JFK's Assassination, cancellation of The Flintstones, slavery, the Ice Age, etc.). They say a broken clock is right at least twice daily, but no such luck for poor Kate. She can't do anything right.

Thanks for the question!

Anonymous said...

How is it if you lose custody of your kids that you can also be the President of the PTA? Hmm....The lack of common sense kills me.

Because consider the source, who would never admit the truth if it kicked her in the face, and you will know it's nothing but a great big old lie.

Anonymous said...

Does Kate make women in Aghanistan wear burkas because they have prettier hair than Kate?

Who is Sharla? said...

Does anyone know why on the Garbage Detonates Blah Blah Blah blog that Sharla posted pictures of geese on Peri's blog? It's still showing up on my Google Reader, even though the post has been removed from the blog. It very clearly says it was posted by Sharla, not Peri. The title was "For Worldsfatestcat" [sic].

Are Sharla and Peri the same person? I'm a little confused.

iwhyawli said...

Question 20

Q: What do you think a GWOPper or BoMO would do if they came face-to-face with Kate in public?

A: They would fall into cardiac arrest and Kate would immediately administer CPR because Kate is non-judgmental, kind and forgiving. Plus, she's a nurse. Meanwhile, I rush over to the nearest pet store and buy a bird. I then rush back to the scene and hold the bird over a BoMo's semi-lifeless body just so until it plops a big glob of birdpoo right on BoMo's nose. Afterwards, Kate and I head over to Starbucks for coffee and autographs.

Thanks for the question!

iwhyawli said...

Question 21 from "Iwhyawli is my hero"

Q: Are you the baddest most powerful motherf*cker ever to arrive in the Gosselin Blogosphere?

A: You are very, very kind, but iwhyawli sure wouldn't want to run crossways against those princesses. Hearts of ice, those gals. :)

Thanks for your question!

iwhyawli said...

Question 22 from "Future Blog Owner"

Q: Could you provide a sample of the type of hate email that you recieve on a dialy basis from LisaK, 10doll, the Dirty Disher, Bohemian Moon or one of their followers.

I'm considering starting my own parody blog called "Pigly Bitch Musings and Folies from Reality Without Dirty Dishes". I would really like to know what to expect.


A: Congratulations on your new blog and what an excellent choice of name. When the next hateful comment rolls in, I will gladly repost it. In general, my fan club likes to:

* Correct my spelling and typos
* use every vulgar derivation of vagina
* trick me into visiting their blog
* lecture me
* tell me about people I've never ever heard of
* threaten to post my IP address, name, picture, SSN, ACT/SAT scores, blood type, mother's maiden name, favorite color and horoscope

I'd say the worst part about the hate mail is the Blogger Comment Moderation feature itself. Sometimes I accidentally publish the stuff and then have to figure out which thread it went to so that I can delete it.

Thanks for your question!

P.S. If you wind up getting into the secret blog before I do, I will kill you. Sorry in advance.

iwhyawli said...

Question 23 from "I need to know"

Q: When The Dirty Disher threatens to "click" or "push the button" is she talking about masterbation?

A: Sorry but I can't stop giggling at this question long enough to answer it. Well played.

iwhyawli said...

Question 24 from NonAMus:

Q: Did you create a porn blog about DD?

A: Where's a bucket? I think I'm going to be sick.

iwhyawli said...

Question 25 from Arabella:

Q: OK, did you send DD a link to a new blog with some gross skinny chick in a very unflattering position? Oh, and she's nude. And there is also a pic of an large women and a cucumber. Doing things with it. After that sight I don't think we'll be having cucumbers in our salad tonight.

And what was supposedly said about DD's kid? I missed it.


A: Oh dear, I'm totally busted now! Despite the fact that I've stated a zillion times here that I don't send email messages to people in order to protect my IP address, yesterday I just couldn't control myself and I sent a pornographic email to the very person who is completely off her trolley and threatening to post someone else's real world information*.

No clue re DD's kid.

Thanks for the questions tho!


* this is sarcasm for any idiots who couldn't tell.

iwhyawli said...

Question 26 regarding International Diplomacy

Q: Does Kate make women in Aghanistan wear burkas because they have prettier hair than Kate?.

A: No. Kate makes Afghan women wear burkas because they have prettier hair than the GWOPPERS. Kate is kind, compassionate and non-judgmental. Kate figures the Afghan women have enough problems without the GWOPPERS ripping into them. Seriously, Kate should be President.

iwhyawli said...

Question 27 from "Who is Sharla?"

Q: Does anyone know why on the Garbage Detonates Blah Blah Blah blog that Sharla posted pictures of geese on Peri's blog? It's still showing up on my Google Reader, even though the post has been removed from the blog. It very clearly says it was posted by Sharla, not Peri. The title was "For Worldsfatestcat" [sic].

Are Sharla and Peri the same person? I'm a little confused.


A: Hmmmmm. Maybe Sharla is Peri, dunno. It certainly would explain alot. I best let one of the more well-versed GWOP historians here or elsewhere field this one. Those gals at Imperfect Women/GosselinsDoNotNeedOutPity are a wealth of great information (plus they're funny). Meanwhile, I'll just sit back and enjoy that big old typo in Sharla's thread title. Oh yes I will.

Funnier said...

From Piggy site:

WORLDSFATTESTCAT said:

Peri, I heard you posted some Canada geese shots for me. Unfortunately, I missed seeing them.
But thanks for thinking of me; I appreciate it. It would have been a nice time-out from the craziness these days.

July 27, 2009 12:01 PM

Hmmm...an anonymous poster asked about this yesterday A.M., but no response from Peri. Whoops!

Sharla--Peri...Sharla--Peri...Finkle--Einhorn...Finkle--Einhorn.

Anonymous said...

Why did you and Kate get Adam and Eve banished from the Garden of Eden?

Anonymous said...

Anyone who follows the pig blog can see that sharla clearly posted something 1 day ago and it's title is "For Worldsfatestcat". If you'd like be to take a screen capture and link it, i'd be happy to. SOMEONE IS BUSTED!!!

Yobeans! said...

If you stick a cucumber in your..ahem..uh..well, down there...area...and it comes out a pickle, does that make you a sourpuss?

Sharla you cant hide anymore said...

IWHYAYLI

I think it is pretty funny that Sharla is Peri. After all of these months that they have been claiming how innocent the GWoP mods are. This my friend is pretty interesting.

Anonymous said...

I know you are not the woman who Dirty Douchbag showed pictures of on her blog, but do you know who it is? Was it someone who said they were you, so they published her My Space page?

iwhyawli said...

Question 28 from Anon@3:57

Q: Why did you and Kate get Adam and Eve banished from the Garden of Eden?

A: Kate fired Eve for giving gum to all the squirrels. Adam got the boot when he got too fat for his figleaf.

iwhyawli said...

Question 29 from Anon@4:17

Q: Would you like me to take a screen capture of Sharla/Peri's accidental post titled "For Worldsfatestcat" -- a mess-up which strongly indicates she's an administrator on the Pig blog and probably Peri?

A: Hmmm. Wow. Gee. Gotta think about this one for a minute ..... okay, YES! ARE YOU KIDDING ME??? THIS IS THE BREAKTHROUGH OF THE FRIGGING CENTURY! Main Page time! Main Page Time!

I salute you, anon@4:17! I salute you!

iwhyawli said...

Question 30 from YoBeans!

Q: If you stick a cucumber in your..ahem..uh..well, down there...area...and it comes out a pickle, does that make you a sourpuss?

A: This is actually a question for Julie, whose husband no longer allows her to use the computer. You might trying mailing your question along with a small token of your appreciation to Julie's special P.O. Box in Saint Louis. You can find the complete address at GWOP, DWOP, RWOP, TTWOP, MWOP or SWOP.

Hope this helps! Thanks for writing.

iwhyawli said...

Question from Anon@5:41

Q: I know you are not the woman who Dirty Douchbag showed pictures of on her blog, but do you know who it is? Was it someone who said they were you, so they published her My Space page?

A: Nope, I haven't seen the picture and don't know the woman is. Sorry.

iwhyawli said...

Question 32:

Q: Did you write this? http://deletedbyiwhyawli.blogspot.com

A: That's the porn site, I presume? I redacted the actual URL 'cause I might be getting tired of the DD schtick, especially since exciting and compelling evidence regarding Peri's sockmaster identity is hopefully enroute to me as we speak. But nope. I didn't create the porn blog. This gwopwop blog is my one and only masterpiece. We gwopwoppers are a 1-blog species.

iwhyawli said...

OMG! OMG! My little incoming mail flag just went off!!!!!!!!!! Could it be what I'm hoping it is?

: faints :

Anonymous said...

https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6297629187798479041&postID=4829368859082683326

worldsfattestcat said...
This is for nomoredrama, since any comment I had to her recent post at Giddy won't let through.

Sorry your fellow posters there missed your main point.
And, I also feel for you in during a difficult time with your grandmother. I know how hard this is, believe me.
NoMo, I think the discussion here had become one of civility and was worth the time everyone put in. You gained my respect for your willingness to debate in a civil manner after others - including myself - engaged you in real discussion, not name-calling or the "you guys need to get a life" kind of posts meant to insult another.
I think that each side in this (rather pointless) Gosselin debate has valid points. But each side is also caught up in the need to prove those points and gain agreement. Sometimes, like you, a fan can come out swinging (and you were called out here, no doubt) and then become a better spokesperson for the pro-G side by virtue of engaging in a real debate. And fortunately at this site, it’s allowed. No one is shutting you down and Peri posted my middle-of-the-road posts.
During the height of Jon & Kate love at Giddy, real debate was stifled by the mods and posters, who were more intent on proving every single view they held as right than in having a real discussion about the issues raised, as you and I have noted before.
I think pro-G sites and the anti-G sites would be better if the discussions were reasonable, civil, represented several viewpoints and were moderated as needed to keep out the “jellus haters” and the “you try it with 8 kids” blanket responses.
It’s real nice to be surrounded by and supported by like-minded people, but it doesn’t encourage new thought, lively debate, and the tone and topics I think you are looking for as the picture we’re watching changes these days.

March 14, 2009 3:17 AM

hmmmmmm said...

Is ncresident really a guy?

iwhyawli said...

Question 33:

Is ncresident really a guy?

A: Possibly and probably not. Gwopwop International Investigation Services is investigating a tip indicating that ncresident may be xsandlapper. Of course, xsandlapper may be a guy, but it's highly doubtful unless he's a gay male (NTTAWWT).

Thank you for the question! When folks suggested that I create a feature thread on Fiona and ncresident, I didn't just create a feature thread on Fiona and ncresident. I eventually realized they were giving me clues of some sort.

Anonymous said...

How many children are being neglected because of their Mommy's online blogging addiction at GWOP and these other RIDICULOUS - brother/sister-hate-blogs that oddly branched out from GWOP? How many family's torn apart so that Mommy can hate on Kate Gosselin or blog obsessively about what Kate's appearance - weight, hair, clothing, shoes, etc. (NOTE- all of course because they feel they are child advocates and doing some thing useful with their Mommy time away from their own children, jobs, spouses.)

And lastly, one more question....

Why, iwhy, why did GWOP even get created?

Anonymous said...

LisaK on her blog told her followers that she thinks you are a man. (Don't ask me why I even read there, I don't know myself why and after what I read, won't be going there again.)

So, another to take to ask "the individual themselves."

Here goes...

Are you a man or woman or an online bot?

Hmmmmmmmmmmmm said...

If a hen and a half can lay an egg and a half in a day and a half, how long would it take a monkey with a wooden leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?



Things that make you go hmmmmmm.

Didyouknow? said...

"Why, iwhy, why did GWOP even get created?"




Gwop was created when TWOP(Television Without Pity) shut down the Gosselin thread because these nasty bitches couldn't play nice.

Anonymous said...

Did you comment on DD's blog today, telling her that you didn't trash talk about her son?

Can I answer this one? said...

How many children are being neglected because of their Mommy's online blogging addiction at GWOP and these other RIDICULOUS - brother/sister-hate-blogs that oddly branched out from GWOP?

It turns out, not as many kids as we thought! They are all run by Sharla!

iwhyawli said...

So, where was I? Lots of good questions have been piling up in here. I hope I don't overlook any.

Question 34, 35 & 36
from Anon@11:35a

Question 34

Q: How many children are being neglected because of their Mommy's online blogging addiction at GWOP and these other RIDICULOUS - brother/sister-hate-blogs that oddly branched out from GWOP?

A: My conservative estimate is hundreds of thousands. Minus Pennmommy's fake son, of course.


Question 35:

Q: How many family's torn apart so that Mommy can hate on Kate Gosselin or blog obsessively about what Kate's appearance - weight, hair, clothing, shoes, etc.

A: My conservative estimate is hundreds of thousands. I'm betting there's a little unnecessary stress in the Kreider and Daugherty households these days too.


Question 36

Q: Why, iwhy, why did GWOP even get created?

A: If I remember correctly, they were booted out of TWOP for TOS violations or something like that. Or maybe possibly, the whole J&K forum shut down as a result of their good natured personalities. Suffice it to say it wasn't because Sharla is a modern day Joan of Arc.

iwhyawli said...

Question 37:

Q: Are you a man or woman or an online bot?

A: I am an American woman, but one who hasn't had nearly as many low paying jobs as lindahoyt.

iwhyawli said...

Question 38:

Q: If a hen and a half can lay an egg and a half in a day and a half, how long would it take a monkey with a wooden leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

A: Substitute the dill pickle for a seedless grape and I'd know the answer to this one.

iwhyawli said...

Question 39:

Q: Did you comment on DD's blog today, telling her that you didn't trash talk about her son?

A: My record for never ever having visited DD's blog remains unbroken. I have never trashed talk DD's son but am now giving the idea serious consideration.

iwhyawli said...

okee dokee, I think I'm caught up. I also see that folks jumped in and answer some of the outstanding questions for me. Thanks for that. You also answered them much better than me. Knock that off! :)

Anonymous said...

So what do you think the average GWOP lady does for a living? I mean, I know in their world they are all therapists, lawyers, doctors, or married to extremely wealthy men. But for reals, what do you think they do that brings them an actual paycheck?

hmmmmmm said...

How do you think that Fiona plays into this mess?

(She knew something was up with PM from the beginning so I don't think that she is in the inner circle of GWOP. But she sure pops up every where.)

underthebridge said...

Oh and one more thing. Who in God's green earth is Preesi?

(Even daring to ask the question makes me tremble a little bit. Preesi is like Bohemian Moon on steroids. )

planey_janey said...

Iwhyawli, please help with a conundrum I've been pondering for quite some time. Just how much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I don't care whether he (she?) chucks it over the GWoP or the Gosselin fence or in my backyard. I'd just like to know how much.

Lori said...

hmmmmmm said...
Is ncresident really a guy?

July 27, 2009 10:24 PM
***************

ncresident is a sissy.

Mmmm Oh yea! said...

hmmmmmm said...
How do you think that Fiona plays into this mess?

(She knew something was up with PM from the beginning so I don't think that she is in the inner circle of GWOP. But she sure pops up every where.)

July 28, 2009 7:33 PM

------------

1. Fiona has a gift for detecting BS and sniffing out sockpuppets.

2. Her gift is derived from her being a master BSer and sockpuppeteer herself.

3. She pops up everwhere because she is obsessed and paranoid.

Inquiry Minds Wanna Know said...

One, two, or three questions...

1. what is the hater's pay off to even participate in blogging at GWOP, LK's, Moon's or other hate blogs...is it to be a part of some thing because they don't have offline friends or family?

2. (similar to 1)...What is the pay off of that kind of mob mentality?

ok, slip another in for good measure...

3. What is the pay off, (for those participating or behaving like this), of this online bullying crap from Moon's, LK, DD, and whomever else.... to force their opinion at those who don't agree with their line of thinking? to hate on those who will not conform to their liking or level of erratic and obsessive behaviors?

HELP ME IWHY to understand!

I fart in their general direction said...

To Inquiry Minds Wanna Know:

For some people hate is like a drug. They need to hate on someone or something in order for them to forget how miserble their lives are.

The owners of Gosselins Without Pity, Reality Without Apology, Dirty Disher, Garbage Detonates Nasty Network of Pigs, Fionas Follies, Musings from the Moon, TVSnark, and all the sockpuppets and personalities associated with those sites are just wasting away thier lives.

They all have friends in highplaces. They are all married to attorneys. They all have resources to hunt you down, etc. etc.

The truth is that these folks are just plain wierd and are probably the most quiet, shy, uninteresting and weak people you could ever meet.

They obsess over a reality tv show and get all riled up because someone makes fun of them.

There is no payoff. They just keep making their own lives more miserable.

Anonymous said...

Everyone seems to know but me. What/where is the "pig blog".

iwhyawli said...

Question 40:

Q: So what do you think the average GWOP lady does for a living? I mean, I know in their world they are all therapists, lawyers, doctors, or married to extremely wealthy men. But for reals, what do you think they do that brings them an actual paycheck

A: Can homewrecking be considered a profession? In Aunt Jodi's case, the paycheck was quite sizeable, as in the rest of her mortgage. Most of the comments seem to echo bored house frau. Whatever they do, they most likely suck at it. Jealousy, pettiness, pointlessness, tattling, snooping and wasting time are qualities that just don't play well in the workplace, even low-paying positions.

Thanks for the question!

iwhyawli said...

Question 41:

Q: How do you think that Fiona plays into this mess?

(She knew something was up with PM from the beginning so I don't think that she is in the inner circle of GWOP. But she sure pops up every where.)


A: The development that Sharla is Peri raises new questions about Fiona. :: GIANT GRIN ::

iwhyawli said...

Question 42:

Q: Who in God's green earth is Preesi?

A: Couldn't really tell ya. I know there is more about Preesi recorded here somewhere. If I remember correctly, Preesi claims to "know" the Gosselins or maybe she knows someone who "knows" the Gosselins. Oh yeah, I remember now. She knows someone who knows someone who knows the Gosselins, which would mean Preesi know more about the Gosselins than Julie!

There have been a couple of funny movies made about Preesi that are posted here. One of these days, I've got to go fetch all those movies and put them in once place. In one of the movie, Preesi is sitting next to a giant telescope which she uses to determine the size and consistency of Kate's poops. Oh man, I'm lol'ing again just remembering that movie.

Thanks for the memories!

iwhyawli said...

Question 43!

Q: Iwhyawli, please help with a conundrum I've been pondering for quite some time. Just how much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I don't care whether he (she?) chucks it over the GWoP or the Gosselin fence or in my backyard. I'd just like to know how much.

A: Well, it depends. If it's a piece of wood like the block of wood sitting atop Sharla's neck, it could take woodchuck years to chuck through it. That's a pretty dense piece of wood. However, if it's the entire Redwood Forest in Northern California, one single woodchuck could probably polish off the entire forest in about an hour. This is why they shoot woodchucks on sight in Northern California.

Thanks for the question!

Wood Expert said...

There is a show on Spike TV called Manswers. It is very funny.

I got the following answer from Manswers:

Question: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Manswer: According to some scientist, a woodchuck could chuck 700lbs. of wood. Thats a lot of wood. It's equal to about 318.18 kilos.

Side note: If Iwhyawli was a woodchuck there would be no more wood in Cali period. Why? Because Iwhyawli is a bad motherhumper ass thumper! She puts the P in Pain and the M in Migraine!

1 or the other or neither said...

boxers or briefs on your man?



or....

commando?

planey_janey said...

Wood Expert and iwhyawli, thanks much for the answers as to how much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. I will file those tidbits away in my Cliff Clavin encyclopedia of trivial knowledge.

Cause someone else is gonna wanna know someday, you betcha.

Anonymous said...

Sharla: What's wrong with that?

IWHY: Look, all I wanna know is when you sign up the first sockpuppet, how does she sign her name to the blog?

Sharla: Who.

IWHY: The gal.

Sharla: Who.

IWHY: How does she sign her sockpuppet

Sharla: That's how she signs it.

IWHY: Who?

Sharla: Yes.

IWHY: All I'm trying to find out is what's the gal's name on first sockpuppet?

Sharla: No. What is on second sockpuppet.

IWHY: I'm not asking you who's on second.

Sharla: Who's on first.

IWHY: One sockpuppet at a time!

Sharla: Well, don't change the players around.

IWHY: I'm not changing nobody!

Sharla: Take it easy, twister.

IWHY: I'm only asking you, who's the gal on first sockpuppet?

Sharla: That's right.

IWHY: Ok.

Sharla: All right.

IWHY: I mean what's the gal's name on first sockpuppet?

Sharla: No, what is on second.

IWHY: I'm not asking you who's on second.

Sharla: Who's on first.

IWHY: I don't know.

Sharla: Oh, she's on third. We're not talking about her.

IWHY: Now how did I get on third sockpuppet?

Sharla: Why you mentioned her name.

IWHY: If I mentioned the third sockpuppet's name, who did I say is playing third?

Sharla: No. Who's playing first.

IWHY: What's on first?

Sharla: What's on second.

IWHY: I don't know.

Sharla: she's on third.

IWHY: There I go, back on third again!

IWHY: Look, would you stay on third sockpuppet and don't go off it.

Sharla: All right, what do you want to know?

IWHY: Now who's playing third sockpuppet?

Sharla: Why do you insist on putting Who on third sockpuppet?

IWHY: What am I putting on third?

Sharla: No. What is on second.

IWHY: You don't want who on second?

Sharla: Who is on first.

IWHY: I don't know.

Anonymous said...

Oh those sockpuppets, oh those sockpuppets bones,
oh those skeleton sockpuppets bones.
Oh mercy how they scare!

With the Sharla sockpuppet connected
to the Fiona sockpuppet,
and the Fiona sockpuppet connected
to the Pri sockpuppet,
and the Pri sockpuppet connected
to the Harriet sockpuppet.
Oh mercy how they scare!

Oh those sockpuppets, oh those sockpuppets,
oh those skeleton sockpuppets.
Oh mercy how they scare!

With the Harriet sockpuppet connected
to the Serena sockpuppet,
and the Serena sockpuppet connected
to the Abacus sockpuppet,
and the Abacus sockpuppet connected
to the worldsfattestcat sockpuppet.
Oh mercy how they scare!

Oh those sockpuppets, oh those sockpuppets,
oh those skeleton sockpuppets.
Oh mercy how they scare!

With the worldsfattestcat sockpuppet connected
to the Julie sockpuppet,
and the Julie sockpuppet connected
to the Natalie Ann sockpuppet,
and the Natalie Ann sockpuppet connected
to the Calanna sockpuppet,
Oh mercy how they scare!

Oh those sockpuppets, oh those sockpuppets,
oh those skeleton sockpuppets.
Oh mercy how they scare!

(tune ascends up in half steps)

The Sharla sockpuppet con-nected to the (pause) Pri-sockpuppet,
The Pri sockpuppet con-nected to the (pause) Fiona-sockpuppet,
The Fiona sockpuppet con-nected to the (pause) Harriet-sockpuppet,
The Harriet sockpuppet connected to the (') Serena sockpuppet,
The Serena sockpuppet connected to the (') Abacus sockpuppet,
The Abacus sockpuppet connected to the (') Julie sockpuppet,
The Julie sockpuppet connected to the (') Natalie Ann sockpuppet
The Natalie Ann sockpuppet connected to the (') Calanna sockpuppet