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Jon Gosselin's New Girlfriend, Hailey Glassman

Iwhyawli has nothing to say regarding Jon having a girlfriend, the timing of her "introduction" into the limelight, the trip, the fashion career, etc., etc. None of that is my business. None of it affects me.

Hailey Glassman, however, wouldn't have been my first choice. For him or for anyone.

I wouldn't walk across the street with Hailey Glassman let alone cart her off to France.

Sure, I might have encouraged her to dress differently, cuter, more fashionably for the big fashion meeting with whomever she was meeting (I never heard of him). I might have encouraged her to forgo the chipped, black nail polish for the big photo op, but like I said, that's none of my business. None of it affects me.

It's the drug bust that pisses me off. And I mean, it royally pisses me off.

If iwhyawli were ever lucky enough to meet Hailey Glassman, I'd asked to see that giant, hip purse of hers. I'd check to see if the handles were strong enough to hold a few bricks and then I'd swing the purse around a bit and bash her in the face.

Assuming she was still conscious, I'd then ask "who the fuck do you think you are?"

Yeah, I know its so totally uncool, unhip of me to be so anti-drugs, but last I checked, pot-smoking is illegal. iwhyawli can't stand people who think they're above the law. Especially when I'm paying for Hailey's "fun" in the form of car insurance premiums, heath insurance premiums, sales tax, state taxes and federal taxes.

I've mentioned this before but iwhayawli is fed up with other people's inability to control themselves at my expense.

So fuck you, Hailey Glassman. Grow the fuck up.

I'm also reading that Jon might enjoy the doob. If true, I hope the purse swings around and bashes him in the face too. While in France, Jon should celebrate that I'm not the judge handling his upcoming divorce and custody proceedings. The pot smoking would cost him the custody of his kids.

One more thing, Jon. Nice earrings and you've got arms like a fat girl.


Marissa said...

Amen Iwhyali! AMEN!!

Anonymous said...

Jon is just so damn immature. I can totally see why Kate treated him like a child-he acted like one. He couldn't wait to get out of that marriage so that he could act like a dope smokin teenager, I'm not sure it really had anything to do with Kate other than the fact that she wasn't 22.

I really can't understand how some can come down on Kate so harshly for her decisions and act as if Jon is a saint. At least Kate worked and tried to make something out of what little fame she had. Jon got to sit at home(with nannies) and do nothing. Now he gets to act like he's been released from prison and is excused for all of his bad choices. What a joke.

Lauren said...

After hearing about Kate and how awful she was for "pimping out" her kids, it seems now Jon will be doing the same. According to sources, Jon and his new pot smoking girl will be designing kids clothing for Ed Hardy and his kids will model the clothing. Ugh.

Reefer Madness said...

Putting on a GwoP Hat and going to do a little parental judging for the next couple of minutes.

1) For a myriad of reasons, Hailey Glassman is not appropriate girlfriend material for a 32 year old, recently separated father of 8.

2) Good for Jon for scoring a trip to France. Good for Jon for finally (potentially) bringing some income into the Gosselin family on his own. HOWEVER, it is entirely inappropriate to bring Hailey on this trip. See point #1. Why not bring one of his brothers? Or if the custody arrangements allow it, Mady or Cara? Oh, I get it, he brought Hailey because "France is for lovers." Yuck. The whole thing is nasty.

3) GWoP hags that want to lay the blame for Jon's recurrent bad judgment on Kate are ignorant, hate-filled morons.

4) Everything Anon @ 8:20 a.m. said is exactamundo.

Ok, GWoP Hat off. Going back to worrying about my own life. (I have one unlike those hags).

Quiltart said...

I think that the more childish and immature Jon behaves, the better Kate comes across as what she is... a strong woman who is taking care of her family!

Anonymous said...


You know this woman's husband is sleeping around on her:
SAHM said...

You're kidding me right!! Who is she trying to impress??? I mean really??!!! Grocery shopping in a dress and high heels. I just don't get it.

Oh wait... it is sunday.... maybe she went to church first and then the grocery store... but wouldn't she have the kids in tow?????????

7/12/2009 1:03 PM

Anonymous said...

For the love of god, Hardy does not want jon in photos. HARDY WANTS THE KIDS TO DO ADS FOR HIM.

"Boo Kate said...
Let me ask you all a question. If Jon were to stay home that would just give Kate more of a opportunity to gallivant all over.Is that what you want?"
Gallavanting to the store, gas station, or a meeting.?

Anonymous said...

The last picture, no words:

KathyG said...

Jon is so tacky. I can't get over it. I'm embarrassed for Kate as I'm sure she is wondering what in the world was on her mind for picking him?

Anonymous said...

Wow on their front page
"Famous Jabs From the Great Wife
Submitted by Rita TV

It seems to be obvious that Jon is a lazy, immature dude who is "excited about the next chapter in his life."
No doubt part of that excitement stems from not having to put up with The Wonder Nag 24/7. Despite Kate's efforts to paint herself as the victim and martyr in the breakdown of this marriage, the record shows Jon has taken quite a beating from his wife over the years. Aside from the regular jabs about his hair and weight, we've seen...."

Anonymous said...

Jon using the kids as models for Ed Hardy seems to be just a-okay for some GWOPpers. And reading this tidbit at wasn't proof enough for some of them. They want to "wait and see" if it's true. But if someone says they saw Kate fart on an orphan or bang Mike from Orange County, n they all scream "aha! I knew she was a shrew!" No one can back up 99.9% of the claims they make about her, but because someone said it somewhere, it must be true.

I can't believe they cannot see their own hypocricy. Oh, wait *slapping head* what am I saying? Of course I can, I forgot who I was talking about for a second.

Because forcing your kids to model your new multi-million dollar clothing line isn't exploitation. If it is, it's all Kate's fault anyway. Just like world hunger, unrest in the middle east, and MJ's death.

Anonymous said...

"Arms like a fat girl"

I have to add that to my repetoire of evil.

Anonymous said...

Anon, the picture of her plastered into that plant (or humping it), oh yeah, some thing to post on facebook and be proud of! NOT!

This is going to get ugly, hope Jon loses custody.

Look at photos of him, his eyes are always blood shot and glazed over, he even acted strange on the couch and on the tups birthday party, he had those eyes then too.

He's smoking wacky weed, so is she, explains the chub factor too.

I don't think the kids should ever be around her, she would endanger them, as Jon is being reckless with his kids too.

Man, he is spiraling and the slut daughter of the plastic surgeon to Kate's tummy tuck, that is just insensitive, mean, spiteful, and wrong.

Makes you wonder if he was always a cheater or on his work out that he had to leave the house for, if they were booty calls instead.

The man is going to regret all of this one day.

God I feel for those kids, the humiliation Jon is placing on them and school to start soon.

I hate Haleigh for the drug user she is, the home wrecker she is and I hate Jon for the immature, selfish, lazy man he is!

AnotherOne? said...

There is yet another idiot gwopper who has started a blog and is claiming to be the G's chef. The dumbass says she lives in "Burks" county. Guess she'd know it's spelled "Berks", right?

Jeebus these people are scary.

iwhyawli said...

Um, did RitaTV's "Famous Jabs from the Great Wife" post have a point?

What exactly was I to conclude?

That adultery is somehow deserved? That smoking doob and never doing jack-shit around the house is nowhere near as bad as anything Kate might have said to him?

I'm guessing Rita TV is already divorced or will eventually be divorced.

Team Kate Try-outs said...

Let me guess. You're on Team Kate.

I used to find her annoying. I really like her more and more everyday.

Is there room for me on Team Kate too?

Anonymous said...

Didn't Jodi and Kevin vouch for Jon in their first Radar Online interview? That was enough evidence for me to think he was a loser. Just going to those two useful idiots showcased what a loser he is.

Anonymous said...

But if someone says they saw Kate fart on an orphan

Thanks for the laugh!!

iwhyawli said...

"Team Kate Try-outs":

I'm unclear as to what Kate has to do with with Hailey Glassman. I've no beef with Kate but if I did, I can assure you that I'd still think Hailey Glassman is a skank. I'm multi-dimensional like that. I don't view Jon and Kate's divorce some sort of contest for my affections. I'm not rooting for either one of them (Jon or Kate) to crash and burn. On the other hand, Hailey Glassman can pull the trigger on herself anytime now and ideally before she pro-creates.

That "Team Kate" vs "Team Jon" crap is a stupid GWOP concept, one of many.

Laurie said...

You hit the nail on the head Iwhyawli...Hailey is a SKANK!

What do you think her parents are thinking? What the heck is going on in Hailey's head to even think Jon Gosselin is good boyfriend material?

Does anybody really think Kate will let the kids model Ed Hardy clothes?

Cris said...

Anonymous said...
The last picture, no words:

July 13, 2009 10:14 AM

The above url doesn't work for me. Anybody else have the same problem?

Anonymous said...

I'm not a fan of either, but seeing Jon's actions makes me realize Kate was right in treating him like a ten-year-old child.


"Good for Jon for scoring a trip to France. Good for Jon for finally (potentially) bringing some income into the Gosselin family on his own. "

That money is not for the children. Remember, he has to find a new home and Trump Tower, or any place else in Manhattan, comes cheap.
What would have happened if Kate did not have the book deals? I think the new house was kate's idea and it had more to do with protecting the children's assets from Jon squandering them.

Anonymous said...

this post made me laugh. i <3 this blog.

Anonymous said...


do NOT miss the plant pic!!!

Sorcha said...

I kind of agree that Hailey Glassman is a skank, though I don't hold it against her. It's nothing to me that Hailey's a skank, any more than it's anything to me if Kate is a nag. I like Kate. I don't know if I'd like Hailey, but based on what I've seen of her, I doubt it. But you know, I don't have to like everyone.

I don't care that much about the drug angle, though I respect the feelings of those who do care. I certainly wouldn't want my kids around Hailey if I were Kate.

What I wish for, prettypleasewithsugarontop, I will give my first born, last born and every born in between, is for all of these GWoP heifers who are justifying Jon's behavior - I wish every last one of them gets their asses cheated on. No doubt some of them have already, but I want them ALL to experience that unique joy. I want it to be big and public and humiliating. And I want everyone around them to find a way to blame them. That would be justice.

I wonder if Mr. Serena Leigh Bell (not his real name) has been dipping his wick elsewhere? If the green-card hubby that BohemianMoon bought off the internet has been lifting his kilt for another lassie? Lord knows with a sow like Moonie at home, *I* would almost find myself defending the man.

LakeRat said...

Chris said....The above url doesn't work for me. Anybody else have the same problem?

This should work, and it's pretty hilarious in a sick sort of way btw.

'bout ta drop sum knowledge said...

This is mainly for the GWoPers who think that Ed Hardy is a clothing designer. Ed Hardy is a tattoo artist who's designs have been made into a clothing line by the clothing designer Christian Audigier. Most GWoPers are blind to things that aren't Kate related that's why they don't see that on most, if not all, of the t-shirts that Jon is wearing it says "by Christian Audigier." I posted this on GWoP but it seems that GWoPers don't like to be schooled. That's why they still don't understand how the internet works.

For the rest of y'alls you might find the Ed Hardy wiki article interesting if you like tattoos and tattoo inspired art.

Check it:

Don Ed Hardy - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Anonymous said...

What I wish for, prettypleasewithsugarontop, I will give my first born, last born and every born in between, is for all of these GWoP heifers who are justifying Jon's behavior - I wish every last one of them gets their asses cheated on. No doubt some of them have already, but I want them ALL to experience that unique joy. I want it to be big and public and humiliating. And I want everyone around them to find a way to blame them. That would be justice.

I'm with you Sorcha!!

Anonymous said...

1. I would venture to guess that the overwhelming majority of GWOP has cheating spouses.

2. What happened to having respect for the mother of your children?

Anonymous said...

I'm guessing Hailey's parents don't mind that much. Before the "big announcement" episode Jon was seen with Hailey and her mother in New York I believe. Her mother must have known about their relationship. If she did then that's makes the family look even worse.

Having a whore daughter and finding her sleeping with a married father of 8 AND knowing his wife fine by them. The pictures of the three of them were on TMZ.

Oh and after he was seen with the two of them he released a statement saying they were "family friends". Yet now he is dating her. What a lying scumbag he is. I can't believe his blatant lying.

Anonymous said...

RUMOR has it that Moon's "hubs" is familiar with his female clients.

How old is this Hailey? She looks like she's older than Kate. Mid-30's? I thought he was dating a 23 year old?

mkb77 said...

Jon and Hailey deserve one another. She can hold onto his fat girl arms as they cross the street looking for their next weed muffin.

He's gross. She's gross. Together they make the gross index go into overtime.

You cannot tell me that Kate isn't thrilled about that piece of garbage getting out of her life. i bet you he bedded more than one or two chicks during their marriage.

LR said...

See if this works. It should end in "37147647.htm"

Anonymous said...

Kate should insist that this slutwhore not be anywhere near her kids.

Mom2Maddie said...

I can't believe GWOP posted my comment. I've made numerous attempts to post there & the mods have only ever posted maybe 2. I guess because I don't subscribe to the “I Hate Kate" club they tend to refuse my posts. Or maybe it's because I attempt to correct their inaccurate information by actually posting the facts given in interviews done by Kate or Jon rather than the sworn testimony of the bum that dug the shoe out of the trash that was thrown away by the jogger that stepped in the dog shit that was left by the dog being walked by the hairdresser of the guy that stacks the produce in the Giant where Kate shops. (FYI, he swears Kate was seen shopping in a full on ball gown once worn by Princess Diana...and she was drinking a can of Pepsi...oh wait, Pepsi is NOT organic!!!) At any rate, after reading all the posts praising Jon for his new gf & new career that would be entirely separate from the show and the children (hence not $$$ earned on the backs of his kids ;D ) I had to post the following:

Mom2Maddie said...
Jon interviewed by,

Just weeks after splitting from his wife of 10 years, Jon Gosselin is back in the spotlight with a new career and a new girlfriend. Gosselin, 32, turned up in St. Tropez hand-in-hand with Hailey Glassman, the daughter of the plastic surgeon who performed Kate’s tummy tuck in 2006. The lovebirds spent the weekend along the French Riviera so Gosselin could finalize a deal to design his own line of children’s clothing with Ed Hardy designer Christian Audigier. Glassman will also have a hand in creating the kid-friendly fashions. “She’ll have a lot of input with Christian,” Gosselin told PEOPLE of Hailey’s involvement. “And I will, too.” And don’t forget the plus eight — Gosselin tells PEOPLE that his eight kids, who spent the weekend with Kate at the family’s Pennsylvania home, will model his designs in ads for the line.

Hmmm, so Hailey will have " alot of input" in his new "kids clothing" line, can this man not do anything without a woman instructing him?

And we can now add modeling of this clothing line to the children's resume.

This is just my opinion, but he is still marketing his children, and making money off of them, so how is that any different than the show or Kate's ventures?

I have no problem with either of them moving on, but for Gosh sakes please pick someone who would be a positive influence/role model for your children someday. If that were my soon to be ex, he would NOT be allowed to bring such trash around my children. Momma always said if you act like a lady people will treat you like a lady, act like trash people will treat you like trash...and judging from her pot smoking, finger giving, drunken/stoned falling all over herself photos...she is presenting herself like trash. She may be a perfectly sweet young girl, but that is most certainly not the image she is portraying. This is just another chapter in Jon's mid-life crisis. I do wonder what he will think of himself in a few years when he looks back at all the damage and destruction this whole mess has caused his children. Who cares that you were so young when you got married and had kids? Man up and be responsible for your children as well as yourself. You may not be able to control your spouse's behavior but at least own up to your own bad behavior and control yourself in the future.
Sniff…Sniff…Does anyone else smell the hypocrisy?

Anonymous said...


"Wearing his staple Ed Hardy T-shirt (and matching helmet), Jon, 32, was photographed arriving in Wernersville on his custom chopper in the morning. He then greeted a few of his kids, who were playing in the front lawn. He briefly left the home to run some errands but returned a short time later."

"Jon Gosselin spoke to photographers as he arrived at JFK airport in NYC Tuesday -- armed with $702 in cash and slew of large Gucci bags -- following his trip to France with 22-year-old girlfriend Hailey Glassman."

The Jon & Kate Plus 8 star will develop a children's clothing line with Ed Hardy designer Christian Audigier that is slated to hit U.S. shelves by the end of August, E! News reported Tuesday.

"It should be [happening]," Audigier told E! News. "
Notice the use of "should be."

Anonymous said...

Not sure if this is true, but I do think him giving her a ring is true:

Anonymous said...

Since some of gwop is waking up to Jon being an asshole, maybe open up a topic to put posts to congratulate people who got a clue:

sarahblogger said...
This just dawned on me... Jon said at the end of last season that he didn't like being Jon and Kate Plus 8, that he just wanted to be Jon. He then went on to say that he couldn't be himself because of all the publicity. That comment led many, including myself, to believe that he didn't want press because it was hurting his family. WRONG. He didn't want press when it came to him being a 32 year old father of eight, married to a woman who seemed to control his every move. Clearly, he does not mind press. Look at the photos of him on the yacht in St. Tropez! Jon stopped maturing when he got married. He is a 23 year old boy stuck in the life of someone much older and much more mature. He loves the press just as much as Kate. But he wants the focus on him, "cool" Ed Hardy wearing, earring in the ears Jon, not Jon the family man. If only Jon would have been honest about his love of publicity perhaps he and Kate could have this in common and stayed together, smiling for the p-people.

7/15/2009 11:59 AM

I posted a similar comment from ManicDepressive of all people.

Anonymous said...

D-Listed FTW:

Jon & Skank In Cannes
There's too much going on here for me to focus on one thing. Let me slap myself a little and try to organize my thoughts into a list. This needs a list:

1. Hailey Glassman's "meth lab explosion" eyebrows.
2. Hailey's "Clarissa Explains It All" peace sign shorts.
3. Jon Gosselin's second-trimester bloat.
4. Jon's cell phone strapped to his plaid shorts.
5. Hailey is 22 even though she looks like a middle-aged parolee (for prostitution whoring, of course) who is in charge of washing the dishes at the halfway house where she lives.
7. BODYGUARDS. Seriously, why in the fuck do these two twats need bodyguards in France?! Nobody knows what the hell they are, let alone who they are. Oh, wait. Maybe Jon got word from the Coast Guard that Kate's rabid possum hair has just washed up on the shores of France and is galloping towards them at full speed. Okay, then. Carry on.

Basically, the memaw's "What. The. Fuck." expression in the third thumbnail below says it all.