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OMG ! Look Who Rose From the Dead

ChurchMouse is BAAAAACKK, everybody! And during Easter Week too. How very appropriate.

If you recall, ChurchMouse is a very sensy GWOPPER who blog-i-cided several weeks ago, after writing this big long post that all the negativity at GWOP was too much for her delicate sensibilities. She wanted her fellow gwoppers to know that she was going to rise above it all, but fervently hoped that everyone else would carry on with their negativity. When to her dismay, no one begged her to stay, she sent one final post to fostersmom with permission to post it on the Main Page. Surely you recall GWOP's infamous "Little Women" post where ChurchMouse hoped Kate would raise her girls as subserviant females whose primary goal should be marriage to a good man.

So what earth-shattering event compels ChurchMouse back to blogging? That bitch Kate used plastic eggs during the Easter Egg hunt.


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ChurchMouse said...
Regarding the Easter Eggs.

Hi, I haven't posted in a while, but the DWTS fiasco sucked me right back in. And I don't even GET cable.

About the eggs--She used plastic eggs and filled them with candies. Then the kids put them in their plastic Easter Buckets.

Pity. Part of the fun of Easter was helping to dye and decorate the eggs. The smell of vinegar always takes me back to the entire family around the table dying eggs. My brother used to make little egg stands with feet out of cardboard. We'd draw little faces on the eggs in crayon, and then add little paper ears and cotton to make little bunnies out of the eggs.

And of course, the entire family had hard-boiled eggs for lunch for the next week in our paper bag lunches. And I wouldn't trade those memories for anything.

4/07/2010 5:24 AM
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I've no idea where CM gets the idea that the Gosselin kids didn't get to dye any Easter Eggs whilst surrounded by fragant wafts of vinegar, but GWOP's posts have never made sense before so why start now.

Labels for this post: Self Control

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

Does this woman actually do egg hunts outside in the sun, dropping them in a yard with dogs, with real boiled eggs..... and then eats them????

Is she a complete idiot or what?

Ok, scratch that question. We all know the answer.

Easter Bunny said...

OMG, how disgusting. Eating cracked eggs from the outdoor egg hunt in her lunch all week. Why didn't her mother love her enough to refrigerate the dyed boiled eggs and fill plastic ones with goodies for the hunt, like Kate did.

Didn't Kate look hot for her egg hunt? Pink is her color. Once upon a time Aunt Jodi got to wear all the girly clothes and Kate was stuck in tan sweats.

Anonymous said...

I think CM is probably drinking too much vinegar.

judgejudith said...

Label for this post: Self Control

I used to have self control but your post about CM and her post about (ugh)eggs actually made me lose my self control.

If you find my self control please return it immediately.

Anonymous said...

anon @ 7:58pm:

That was my thought when I read this. First off, who uses enough vinegar that you can smell it? Second, are you really eating eggs that have been in the sun, in the dirt, and sitting around for a week?? That's disgusting!!!

Mouse Droppings said...

All that vinegar would remind me of douche and that would remind me of sex and that would remind me of Kate being a big ol ho with Steverino.

iwhyawli said...

Wow, Mouse Droppings, um, yeah. Thank you, I guess, for sharing such a honest and candid assessment of your sex life. Perhaps you should seek out other partners.

speaks for itself said...

All that vinegar would remind me of douche and that would remind me of sex and that would remind me of Kate being a big ol ho with Steverino.

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Typical classy hater.

Anonymous said...

Thats why this mouse nut hasent been around in a while. She ate to many spoiled eggs last Easter. And has been on the shitter for a whole year.

Anonymous said...

Mouse Droppings said...
All that vinegar would remind me of douche and that would remind me of sex and that would remind me of Kate being a big ol ho with Steverino.

April 8, 2010 1:09 PM

Oh she uses eggs for a douche. What a nasty skank hater.

ZiggyFlo said...

Although I KNOW better, it never ceases to amazing at the pettiest and assumptiveness (is that a word) of the people at GWOP. I haven't been over there in ages & don't intend to.

Anonymous said...

Not sure about you all but if my mom made me eat hard-boiled eggs for a week, I would have called DCFS myself.