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Anybody Know?

Not sure how I missed it but does anyone know the hilarious meaning behind GWOP's new masthead picture? It's a poorly photoshopped picture of someone in a shopping cart that is filled with paint cans and rolls of wallpaper. The shopping cart is being pushed by another person. Kate's face is pasted atop the person in the shopping cart. And Tony-the-Dancer's head is pasted atop the shopping cart pusher. A cartoon bubble leading to Kate's mouth says "Look At Me".

Here are my best guesses:

1. Kate will soon be starring in a new home improvement show with Tony-the-Dancer, who used to be a successful carpenter.

2. Instead of practicing for DWTS, Kate is forcing Tony-the-Dancer to re-paper the downstairs powder room.

3. Sharla is teaching herself how to use PhotoShop. Wait, not PhotoShop. GIMP. Sharla can't afford Photoshop.

4. Fostersmom wants everyone to know that she has no qualms whatsoever about using the pictures at FotoSearch without paying for them.


I command Sharla to bring the goslings picture back. Hey! Goslings sorta sounds like Gosselins! I at least "got" that picture.

14 comments:

DewHatesSharla said...

As has been proven 1,796 times, Sharla is "technically-challenged." Remember Peri-Gate?

Sharla lost the last job that she held because even though her supervisor set aside a whole week to teach her, Sharla still couldn't master changing her own typewriter ribbon.

So I think Sharla has once again got her blogs screwed up and accidentally copied the masthead from the "secret message board" (the one where the Gwop elite, aka child advocates, chuckle over which Gosselin kid is the fattest) and pasted it on Gwop. She's scared to change it back because the last time she tried to delete stuff from the blog (during the Penn Mommy days), she screwed things up so bad that Blogger told her if she messed up again, she was on her own.

As for why that particular picture? Yep, I got nothing. Like 99.9% of things that Gwoppers find "hilarious" - I don't get it. Must be me.

Lordy Bee said...

I am happy to see you have started blogging again. I really enjoy your humor.

Bruno said that Tony looked he was pushing around a shopping cart when he and Kate were waltzing.

That is why they are now calling her Kart.

iwhyawli said...

Ah, thank you. It figures that Bruno factored into their humour.

I did hear Bruno say that but I figured "pushing the shopping cart" was gayspeak for what he dreams about doing to Elton John and therefore a complement in his world. If only I could understand him better.

EveryoneHatesSharla said...

DewHatesSharla,
Is your screen name secret code for who the bloggin' lawyer is? Is it Dew? Dew always claimed to be a lawyer. She also wrote really nasty, unfunny, long recaps, same style as the recaps of DWTS on the bloggin' lawyer blog.

I laughed out loud at why GWOP has the wrong picture up. It does look like something for the secret message board. More proof Sharla should not start drinking before noon. LMAO.

BaaaaaaaBaaaaaa said...

Dew the Bloggin' Lawyer pre-ordered Kate's new book! LMAO. These stupid haters are Kate's most loyal audience. She calls the sheeple stupid? I didn't even buy that book.

iwhyawli said...

Well, let's see, there is a relatively frequent poster here who posts with the ID 'mdew' but that poster always seems overtly anti-creeple and firmly committed to gwopwopper ideals and principles.

Anonymous said...

http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2010/04/exclusive-jon-gosselin-back-kates-reality-show-don%E2%80%99t-count-it#comment-379536

Anonymous said...

http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2010/04/photos-jon-gosselin-multi-talented-dad

OhDearOhMy! said...

It would appear that "dew" from GWOP is now the bloggin' lawyer. If she is a lawyer I pity her clients. I found an old comment here at GWOP without pity from the fall where someone said the bloggin' lawyer is "dew".

Bloggin' Lawyer had a spat with Sharla at GWOP and accused Sharla of coming to her bloggin' lawyer blog to post her real name and put her blog on moderation. Oh I love a good gwop on gwop cat fight. I just wonder who is diapering the goats if they are blog fighting?

iwhyawli said...

Gee, I'm a little hurt that Sharla doesn't blog fight with me. It's just proof that she's a big, dumb chicken, emphasis on big and dumb.

OhDearOhMy said...

iwhyawli said...

Gee, I'm a little hurt that Sharla doesn't blog fight with me. It's just proof that she's a big, dumb chicken, emphasis on big and dumb.

April 12, 2010 8:36 AM


I shouldn't laugh this loud at night. It wakes up the dog.

Anonymous said...

Hey, Dew. You should know that Sharla does not photoshop or pretend to. Someone else did it.

Sharla has never lost a job. That honor belongs to you, Dew.

Oh, and to the rest of you, Sharla is neither fat nor does she drink. She leaves that to you.

iwhyawli said...

okay everybody, listen up, somebody by the name 'anonymous' just said Sharla didn't have anything to do with the dumb masthead that's currently posted on her blog. Anonymous also says Sharla isn't fat nor does she drink and apparently she remains gainfully employed in a job.

Despite the overwhelming credibility that someone like 'anonymous' carries around here, I remain skeptical. Call me crazy.

OhDearOhMy said...

Anonymous said...

Oh, and to the rest of you, Sharla is neither fat nor does she drink. She leaves that to you.

April 13, 2010 2:08 PM

But I have to point out that Anonymous didn't refute Sharla being dumb or a chicken so I am guessing those claims were accurate and it's just the big (AKA Fat) you got wrong?