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GWOP Theatre: ACT IV

"Jesse Jackson Couldn't Make It"
by iwhyawli

For crap's sake, Jodi.
Isn't the damn show over?

We are now thankful
for the Balloon Boy family.

Hi !

Are the Gosselin kids damaged?

Don't answer that!

The kids didn't skip a beat.

So the show wasn't harmful?

Don't answer that one either!

Is Kate a

Stop that.


Anonymous said...


Gloria just wants in on the latest news gossip so she can stay relevant. She's using Kevin and Jodi and they are too blinded to see it.

Anonymous said...

This is really funny. So true. Yes they basically are saying the kids are healthy, happy and doing well.

Jodi and Kevin looked stupid. Gloria is all about using other to stay in the public eye.

iwhyawli said...

My favorite Gloria Alred client is the chick who was boinking Scott Petersen. Wasn't her name Hailey too?

iwhyawli said...

Wait, it may have been Amber. Same type girl tho'

iwhyawli said...

ie., dumb

Jodi's a ho said...

I wonder if Jodi has ever seen Real Housewives of Atlanta? One of those ho's over on that show is selling wigs. Jodi really needs to give her a call. A wig has GOT to be better than that wasp nest she's got on her head now.

Jon Emotionally Abuses Hailey said...

Hailey Glassman Claims Jon Gosselin Emotionally Abuses HerHailey Glassman Claims Jon Gosselin Emotionally Abuses Her
Posted on Oct 28, 2009 @ 04:46PM print it send it
INF DailyIs there trouble in paradise for Jon Gosselin and Hailey Glassman?

Looks like there could be if Hailey’s latest comments are anything to go by. Glassman opens up about their relationship woes as she joins The Insider panel Thursday and Friday night.

Kate Gosselin Worries About Scrutiny On New Romance

In a shocking revelation Glassman says, "We're at a point now where I don't know why I love him. He gets frustrated and angry and I'm the one who gets the brunt. He'll call me and take his anger out on me. He has 'mantrums.' I shouldn't have to put up with being emotionally abused. I cry and say why are you so mean to me? He takes it out on me. He talks over me so I can't speak. Sometimes he has trouble with the truth and he will dance and dance around his lies. He's like Jekyll and Hyde. But I still love him."

Jon And Kate Ratings Continue Upwards As End Draws Near

Glassman also shares that her life has totally been turned around since meeting Jon, and not for the better, “"I met Jon in a bubble,” she says. “ I'd never seen the show. I had no idea. He begged me to go to France and I come home to chaos. People judge me before they meet me. I get threats everyday. I get called a home wrecker and a fat whore. People will stare or point. It gets worse everyday. It's taken a toll on me. Jon sees I'm not happy. At what point is it too much?"

PHOTOS: Jon And Hailey Kissing

It appears it’s not only Glassman that is unhappy with her current relationship, her parents are also not fans of the reality dad of 8, and it’s driven a wedge between them, “He's driven a fork between my family and I. My parents want me to be a normal 22 year old. It's not a normal relationship. I love him, but as for my family and I, he needs to regain our trust. He lied to my mother."

PHOTOS: Jon And Hailey Take A Carriage Ride In NYC

And why has Glassman decided to open up now, to reveal all to the public? "I feel I am finally going to get my chance to speak,” she says. “ I have nothing to hide. I hope that people see me as a human being and don't judge me from the media. I can't be the dishrag anymore. I want to continue my life . I want my name to be forgotten."

Some would suggest that appearing on national television isn’t the best way to get your name forgotten, but everyone has their way of dealing with things!

Anonymous said...

Hailey has spoken to people mag:,,20315943,00.html

iwhyawli said...

I'm sure I'm mistaken but to me it sure sounds like Hailey-the-fat-whore is "totally playing the sympathy card".

One good way to have your name forgotten is to not "grant" interviews to tabloid media. And by grant, I mean call them up and beg them to interview you.

But then, I'm not a fifth year graduate with a degree in urban communication from a serious institution of higher learning like Indiana University so what do I know?

Anonymous said...

lisa k. said...
OK, I think what happened is People (which btw is on Kate's side) has twisted Hailey's words around to make Jon look like a monster. Maybe he has a lot on his mind, I dunno, but if he is mentally abusing anyone...he needs to stop that and she needs to get out of the situation NOW! He needs lots of counseling IMO because of Kate's abuse. He has a lot of things to deal with at one time, but that does not excuse him treating someone like that. Until Jon gets the help he needs (becasue of KATE) Hailey needs to stay away, she can't help him, only a professional can.

Oh yes, this is all Kate's fault. What a maroon.

Poor TVsnark... Hailey is avoiding her. Hailey isn't your friend, dummy.

Iwhy, I think we may need a new post in regards to this Hailey interview. I'm sure we'll all be finding lots of crazy comments to expose!

iwhyawli said...

just read another version of the interview. yeah, that "cleared her name" alright. I now think she's dumber than I originally thought.

iwhyawli said...

somewhere around here (possibly in the Hailey-has-a-fat-ass thread) I predicted we'd be hearing more from Hailey now that Jon looking hard into the losing end of a lawsuit. And here we have it. I daresay I'm better at predicting futures than BoMo.

Yahoo Emailer said...

And the drama keeps getting worse...

watch said...

Read this said...

Anonymous said...

duh said...

Seriously, anyone with a brain can understand Kate's frustration with him.

He has tantrums
He's emotionally abusive
He has problems with the truth

I would have kicked him to the curb too.

bleck said...

Here's one of the things that I absolutely can't stand ... Jodi said,

"We got to love on them."


iwhyawli said...

Yeah, that "we got to love on them"
was just plain creepy and sappy. That's something a grown woman with 9 cats and the full collection of beanie babies (with their original tags) would say.

Jodi is way way too overboard regarding the role of Aunt. It's not normal and it's creepy. Even if she hadn't call Kate a whore on a recorded internet video, if I were Kate, I'd be creating lots of distance there.

mdew said...

That is the perfect screen shot of Gloria Alred with her phony Hollywood smile and talking through her gritted teeth.

Yahoo Emailer said...

Has Sharla created a new blog for "table for 12" yet? Wouldn't they consider this family to be exploiting their children as well?

Table For 12 All Set To Replace Jon And Kate Plus 8 As End Looms NearTable For 12 All Set To Replace Jon And Kate Plus 8 As End Looms Near
Posted on Oct 29, 2009 @ 01:20PM print it send it Move over Jon & Kate Plus 8, there's a new family in town and TLC are hoping they will grasp the audience's attention every bit as much as their predecessors did.

With filming suspended on Jon & Kate Plus 8, and as the end of the show looms ever closer, TLC are getting ready to replace the hit show with Table For 12, a reality format TV show focusing on The Hayes family.

Jon And Kate Rating Continue To Rise As End Looms Near

The Hayes family from Marlboro, central New Jersey, were first introduced by TLC last season, but with Jon & Kate skidding to a halt they look all set to take front and center stage.

Just like the Gosselins the Hayes have sextuplets and twins, but adding to the fun they have another set of twins as well, making a total of ten kids!

PHOTOS: Kate Shops The Grove In LA

Cameras are rolling at the Hayes household, documenting the every days lives of the family, headed up by cop dad, Eric and Elizabeth (AKA Betty) a stay at home mom.

VIDEO: Jon Gosselin "I Never Wanted Anything Bad To Happen To Kate"

Time will tell if the Hayes lives are as drama packed as the Gosselins, but in the meantime take some time and meet the new family in town. TLC have a website devoted to the Hayes.

Anonymous said...

LMAO! Now GWOP is going to turn to SWOP and go after Nadya like they did Kate.

Those miserable mad cow fat asses won't stop! If they did, Twinkies stock would drop considerably if they had to get off their chairs and join a productive world.

Can you imagine, for every word they posted over there, if the energy was put into a real job, just how much those busy body so called parents would have made for their children? Probably have some nice college money saved up, but no, mom had to sit on her bum all the time and blog away hating on Kate's hooker heels and white lawn chair reciting it over and over 20 different ways, sorry kids, no college fund for you, but as long as I can make sure Kate's kids have college funds, my purpose on Earth was served! Ugh, those GWOP.

Such great Moms. Yet they point fingers at Kate's parenting, they should do their own inventory first. HYPOCRITES!!!

Anonymous said...

Yup, Serena and Sharla have a blog for Table for Twelve.

With all 13 followers and no "lofty goals."

True child advocates they are!