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Well I had to take a phone call about 5 minutes into the kitchen episode and I didn't return until halfway into whatever that cake show was. I've since been able to watch the camping episode in bits and pieces over several attempts but I still haven't seen a substantive portion of the kitchen episode.

In true GWOPPER form, however, my not having seen the episodes won't prevent me from commenting on them.

Regarding the Kitchen episode, I only know (mostly by the heightened level of GWOPPER bitching ) that Kate moved the family to the beach during the remodel. Big deal. We also went on vacation during our kitchen remodel. Not having a kitchen is a pain in the buttocks, especially when you have small kids and pets. Kate and I may be living a parallel existence because the idea of washing dishes in the bathtub (or bathroom sink) is positively repulsive to me. Call me crazy but I typically like to keep feet by-products, rogue pubic hairs and my dishes as far apart from each other as they can possibly be. I hate cleaning the bathtub second only to washing the dishes.

The backyard camping idea was a great one. Stealing all of Jon and Kate's child entertainment ideas is one of the reasons I like the show. We've never camped before. We've got none of the gear, so we'll buy it and that's exactly why Jon and Kate get (and should get) free stuff. I sorta thought the kids could just camp outdoors by themselves and my horrified husband looked at me like I had 7 heads. Yeah, Kate's got nothing on me when it comes to horrible parenting. [whisper] I still don't understand why they'd need us out there with them[whisper].

Last but not least, those kids continue to be darling, darling, darling.

Kids, you listen here to iwhyawli. I know some stuff and you are some of the sweetest, funniest, smartest and most well-behaved kids I know. How proud your Mom and Dad must be. It's no great mystery to me why you Aunt Jodi and Julie (who is absolutely no relation to you whatsoever) are seething with jealousy. If you kids are "damaged" as Jodi says you are, sign me up now in support of child exploitation for all children everywhere.

31 comments:

Anonymous said...

No more panties said...
Did anyone notice that the tup girls were never taught how to sit with a dress on in front of the cameras? Panties and panties shown on little girls, and this is broadcast all over the world!
Comeon Kate be a mother, teach these kids what is appropriate behavior. If Kate can't (she's a panty flasher herself) then for goodness sakes, one of the female staff from TLC, tell them to sit nicely. PLEASE. You are setting them up to fail.

8/04/2009 1:33 PM

No more panties noticed something 99.9% of viewers did not, children's panties. No more panties is very upset by this.

Going by her name, I suspect that the pedo who posted that on gwop wants to rectify the problem by having the tup girls wear no panties.

Ihave the feeling pedo bear agrees.

Anonymous said...

MossHill said...
Granite can contain radioactive isotopes, so the countertops aren’t all they’re cracked up to be, folks.

Also, the CIA sends me messages through my toaster.

Anonymous said...

ginnymae said...
Not only would I NOT go to the beach for two weeks to escape a kitchen renovation (if I were lucky enough to get one), I would be right there halping to INSTALL the cabinets and thrilled to death about it.

Somebody please slap that woman.

When the septic tank backs up into the neighbors yard, I go over and scoop that shit out with my bare hands.

And done for the night said...

TLC can't HANDLE the truth said...
Who in today's market gets to stay in an ocean front, state of the art, huge beach house, that's 3 steps from the ocean, on an island, and want's to "block out" the idea of the kitchen renovation. I can not believe the amount of hypocrisy displayed in that show. (Saw the clip for the show.)

KATE CAN, YOU ENVIOUS BITCHES!!!

Quiltart said...

Gimme a break! I've lived in a 100+ year old money pit for over 25 years and have undergone numerous stages of renovation. No way does my contractor want me "helping" hang cabinets or anything else. It's not my area of expertise, nor is it that of my husband, and we would just be in the way.

Kate was smart to get the hell out of Dodge for two weeks... Her kitchen was no different than a construction site during the reno and the kids didn't need to be anywhere near all the equipment and mess. I can't wait to see the finished result next week!

P.S. and if granite contains radioactive isotopes, everyone who lives in my house, and most of my friends' houses, too, must glow in the dark.

Anonymous said...

Aunt Jodi and Julie are jealous so are all the hate blogs.

mkb77 said...

Emily the Great and Terrible said...
I just sent an email to Coleman expressing that I will not buy another of their products due to their support of child exploitation. I'll put something on my blog in the next few days also--after finals though.

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Umm hello? Coleman could give a fat rat's ass if Emily doesn't buy another one of their products. F to the yi, Coleman is not supporting child expolitation, Emily. They are selling products. What an idiot.

Lauren said...

Wow, granite countertops with isotopes? Well, I guess I don't need a light on when I go to my kitchen at night. Geez, this is what they were griping about? And you better believe that if I were having kitchen renovation done, I would get the h*** out if possible. My 2 kids + power tools is not a great combination. I can't imagine trying to keep 8 kids out of it. I confess that I must be the world's worst parent, because I didn't even notice the girls showing their underwear. Of course, I wasn't sitting in front of the TV taking notes on every little thing. Who else wants to tell these people to get a life?

Arabella said...

OK, now they are boycotting Coleman and writing them and emailing them that they won't buy their products.

I hope Coleman has someone actually read the comments at GWOP so they will know that they are not losing any money. These people constantly complain about their houses getting foreclosed on, can't update a kitchen appliance without each family member taking turns skipping a few meals, car breaking down, baby daddies not paying child support, kids suffering from every ailment and disease known to man, working multiple jobs to pay for food and school supplies,etc. Coleman will not lose money simply because GWOPpers don't buy their products.

And wasn't those lanterns super cool? I told my hubs about them and he bought 2. We are big campers and use lanterns when the power goes out instead of batteries. It's fun for the kids and we have a bunch of them. GO COLEMAN!

Anonymous said...

Friends? said...
Whatever Joel said about getting him a towel. The point is that they see the camera as a friend, instead of living a normal life, when you need something you go to your Mom. Its the entitlement that bothers me, because everything is given to them, and at only 5, its disturbing.


Yes. Please do not give that child a towel. How DARE he think he is entitled to one.

Sad Little GwOp Mommies said...

Most of the chronic GWOP complainers whom statte that they writing or contacting coleman probably never bought anything coleman because they cannot afford to because they won't get off their gossiping butts and get a job so that they can. Instead they just act out in jealousy of some one else's good fortune. If they put the energy into a job that they do into blogging about the Gosselin's and anything nice they have, and the energy they put into contacting any name brand shown on the show to complain to, they'd be able to afford a nice kitchen makeover too! AHEM...common sense that they lack. Too lazy to create their own dreams they have to be cutting down those motivated enough to reach for theirs.

GWoPers = Sheeple said...

My musings on GWoPers and boycotts:

1. GWoPers don't know what the word boycott signifies. Therefore they don't know how to conduct a boycott.

2. GWoPers are too lazy to do anything but read Gosselin related blogs and news stories, watch Gosselin related television programs and then think up something to post on said Gosselin related blogs. Therefore they don't have the time or the energy to boycott.

3. GWoPers are too poor buy most of the products featured on Jon and Kate Plus 8. Can't boycott what you can't buy in the first place.

4. GWoPers lead a sedentary life, don't spend time with their families, most likely live in some sort of self imposed isolation and are most likely misanthropes and therefore wouldn't be interested in buying the products featured on Jon and Kate Plus 8. Can't boycott something that you don't buy or would never buy.

To all the GWoP bitches that might be reading this, you know you do, please look up boycott in the encyclopedia or visit Wikipedia. I bet you Kate Gosselin knows what a boycott is and you think she's the one that is ignorant!

Anonymous said...

These people constantly complain about their houses getting foreclosed on, can't update a kitchen appliance without each family member taking turns skipping a few meals, car breaking down, baby daddies not paying child support, kids suffering from every ailment and disease known to man, working multiple jobs to pay for food and school supplies,etc.

Funny stuff!

Anonymous said...

I'm bad :( said...
Since I watched I have another funny/pathetic part to report. Kate was cleaning out the cabinets in the kitchen (not alone, Carla came). There was SO MUCH Juicy Juice!! The kids were actually playing with it on the floor. There had to have been 100s of the tiny juice boxes on the floor.

One day the Gosselin 8 will grow up and have many many questions.
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I'm lost. What will they question?

Anonymous said...

There's the lab. Woof, woof.

Traitors anonymous should be your name here. Don't worry you'll all turn on each other soon enough.

Anonymous said...

I'm bad :( said...
Since I watched I have another funny/pathetic part to report. Kate was cleaning out the cabinets in the kitchen (not alone, Carla came). There was SO MUCH Juicy Juice!! The kids were actually playing with it on the floor. There had to have been 100s of the tiny juice boxes on the floor.

One day the Gosselin 8 will grow up and have many many questions.


Why didn't mommy put the 100s of Juicy Juice in one of our many fridges?
Why didn't mommy donate the 100s of Juicy Juices to the poor children of GWOPers. Their fat,mean mommies spend all day on their computers and never have the time to give food or drink to their poor children?

hauntedbykraft said...

"One day the Gosselin 8 will grow up and have many many questions."


Yeah. One time, my mom had like, 12 boxes a macaroni and I was like "Yo mom, what's with all the mac and cheese?"

*shudder*

It's still really hard for me to talk about.

camper said...

My mom used to stock up on toilet paper and paper towels. Rolls and rolls were stacked in the spare room. I don't ever recall asking 'WHY?'. I was just happy to always have toilet paper.

Omg, what an idiot this woman must be... said...

Yes, the Gosselin children are going to wonder what sort of mental afflictions torment these women into orating about friggen Juicy Juice.

iwhyawli said...

Wierd... that woof-woof post on August 5th at 4:45pm wasn't in my comment list yesterday. It showed up this morning, August 6th. Oh well, maybe it's not from one of those miserable insomniacs. I still don't know why she's barking. The only other person I know who barks is woman in my neighborhood is a szchiophrenic. I don't think she barks in written form. Only verbally.

Anonymous said...

10doll seems to have left the clotch.

VeronicaMartian said...

hauntedbykraft said...

"One day the Gosselin 8 will grow up and have many many questions."


Yeah. One time, my mom had like, 12 boxes a macaroni and I was like "Yo mom, what's with all the mac and cheese?"

*shudder*

It's still really hard for me to talk about.
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haha! funneh!

ISSTP I See Sick Twisted People said...

GWOP erased the old comments that they're talking about. Ordana is calling the little Gosselin girls trashy flashers.


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ordana said...
marypoppins said...

fidosmommy said...
What's your bet that at the next filming, those girls will be wearing pants?......Just watch. New episodes - PANTS.
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I hope that happens.
This is worse than Maddy rolling around on the floor during the Twins play Mommy episode.

But Hello!! Why does a thirty some year old MOTHER have to be TOLD to do this.

Uhhh, that would be, a thirtysomething mother of 8 who's obsessed with having herself photographed in a bikini. And I hope it was a bikini she was wearing inside the tent, when they had the infrared camera on in black and white filming them getting into their sleeping bags, and not her bra and panties. To paraphrase Forrest Gump, trashy is as trashy does.
8/06/2009 9:44 AM

Anonymous said...

Woof, woof because you have the lab here. Head traitor. It makes it SO obvious what company you keep.

Anonymous said...

All of these "black dog" "lab" and "woof woof" comments remind me of the Son of Sam.

Maybe it is code. Perhaps they are referring to Sammy who infiltrated the hate blogs and made them all look like tools.

It's hard to follow what these GWoPers are saying. Can anyone interpret Dumbfecklish?

Stupid people DO grow on trees.. said...

Woof, woof? What in the hell is this person even talking about?

I will never understand why people are always talking in code and being so stupid. I'm a firm believer in the idea that if you got something to say, just say it. I hate to tell these people but if I have to give more than 2 seconds thought to their response, I don't give a crap.

This is Jon and Kate bullshit, not a friggen CIA investigation.

Anonymous said...

August 6, 2009 12:07 PM People from Lisa K's blog.

Hood Rat Rick said...

There be Woof Woof comments on Matt Heckman's blog.

Theory:

Shit I don't have a theory. These bitches are crazy! You'd have to be a mother humpin Einstein or a Freud to figure this shit out. Barking dogs, perverted grammies, exlpoited rich children, Preesi scans, white stalkings, bibs, witch craft, a fat female Satan, WTF! I'm going to sleep yo!

Anonymous said...

I hate the code talk, too. Who the heck is Sammy? Is there a short, well-written synopsis of Sammy somewhere? What blog is she from?

iwhyawli said...

If it makes you feel any better, I dunno who 'Sammy' is either. Never heard of him/her. My best guess is that he/she is someone who was f-ed over by the GWOPPERs somehow and they now think he/she is me and/or that he/she has something to do with this blog. Whatever.

As more and more of this GWOPPER mean-girl saga emerges, I find it harder and harder to believe that the GWOPPERS are grown women. And self-professed "professional" women no less!

: shakes head :

We women are doomed. Men maybe right. Too many of us really are headcases. And by us, I mean them (the GWOPPERS), specifically Sharla and Laura Linger for example.

In other news, Serena is still missing. Any signs of Serena, ladies?

Who is Sammy? said...

Sammy is a GWOPPER who managed to infiltrate all the hate blogs by endearing herself to the blog owners and haters.

Someone on here mentioned Sammy as being a mole in a blog thread a few weeks ago. (search Sammy)

About a week ago it was made clear that Sammy was a double agent and the word spread through all the hate blogs.

Sammy is now being blamed for making posts over at Matt Heckman's blog.