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Free Discussion for 6/14 - 6/20

Please feel welcome to use this post for discussion about the GWoPpers that doesn't have a better spot elsewhere. Props to ischatziedmyself for a wonderful, wonderful idea! I think they should do this at the GWoP blog too, don't you?

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edit: I've modified the post date and time in hopes of bumping this guy back to the top. Thanks to jorjahgal's 900-page thesis, I felt our poignant discussions were falling too far down the page. I hope by changing the date I don't mess up the comments already posted or something. : crossing fingers :

132 comments:

Anonymous said...

First post on gwop for tonight's episode:

BMWoP said...
Why are they showing the bike stuff again? Wasn't the American Chopper episode enough?


Translation: Awwww! I want NEW episodes! I hate when my favorite TV show is in reruns!!!

I peeked at the TLC webisode
Translation: I am obsessed!!! TLC and the paparazzi sites get more page hits and viewers from gwop than anywhere else. If this show ever goes off the air, I am suing for therapy. I'll need it and it will ALL BE KATE'S FAULT!!!

and I don't recall seeing this on the AC episode the other night, but Kate is now not only putting her dirty feet up on the table during interviews, but now the hefer is LAYING on the couch!!

Translation: OMG She is laying on the couch! And her feet are dirty. She loves me. I know it. She knows about me and she wants me to get in contact with her. I am *peeking* at the TLC website to see how to contact her. Nevermind. I'll get the address from gwop.

LAYING.ON.THE.COUCH
( in a dress, no less )


Translation: She is so hot.

She is ate up with herself.

Translation: I am so ate up wif her.

Anonymous said...

Can we discuss ManicNarcissism for a minute or so? In my opinion, she takes the cake (and I bet she takes A LOT of cake) for obsessive f*ck of the month. She is listing dates that Kate does stuff. And that's helping how? When I was little, I had a journal where I would write down dumb stuff like, "Today I jumped rope." That's what ManicNarcissism appears to be doing. Only it's, "Today Kate had take-out." Single White Female Freak of Nature.

Erin said...

Since I have no love in my heart for GWOP I will spew it here.

My favorite GWOP-ism is "I just happened to come across this (insert blog, article, etc)." This never fails to amuse me. I picture this person hunched over the computer, talking like Gollum, and frantically searching through 1 million hits on the Gosselins to find the most obscure little hate site they can find and then use what is written as the gospel truth.

I also like the fake "good christian" act, then their complete failure to understand why threatening this woman is not good and christian like when called on it.

Above all, my favorite GWOP-ism is the "Kate is a whore for wearing wedge shoes, short skirts, babydoll dresses, shirts that show cleavage, high heels, ad infinitum, ad nauseum." Do these people not go out in the summer? Who knew you could burn in hell for wearing wedges and a short skirt? Next weekend, I'm going on a picnic, and I'm going to wear shorts (not long shorts either), wedges, and a sweater that shows both cleavage and my arms. Let the stoning begin!

Loveit said...

I, too, think that ManicNarcissism deserves some discussion. Can we talk about a woman on the verge? Holy mother of destruction - this woman needs help.

When I saw that date listing, I thought, "Now that's someone that should be in therapy."

I think deeeeeeeeeeeep down, she really, really, really loves the Gosselins. ;)

WorryAboutYourOwnKids said...

youbetcha said...
Leah hasn't gone on her outing yet either besides Joel unless Kate was intentionally trying to pass Alexis as Leah. (Jared nor Radar would correct, even though everyone knows the truth.) I still think the pictures of Leah posing in her little bikini (like mommy) and getting friendly with Steve (like mommy) are the reasons Steve isn't around anymore. People were commenting on it to TLC most likely.
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Where to start?

The first sentence (and I use that term loosely) is hard to decipher, but one can infer that Betcha is keeping track of which kids get to go on outings. Why in the hell would Kate try and pass Alexis off as Leah? Note to GWoP: you women watch the show obsessively and still manage to get the kids confused all the time. Why is difficult to understand that a gossip site that doesn't know Joel from Shoka would do the same?

"Everyone knows the truth." What truth? For the love of god, what truth?

The last part about Leah getting friendly and posing in "her little bikini" is more than a little bit icky. The GWoP minds can always be counted on to take things to a dirty level that doesn't exist except in their sick imagination.

WorryAboutYourOwnKids said...

Ischatziedmyself -

You are so brave, courageous, heroic, valient, plucky and BRAVE for coming forward with the suggestion for an open discussion. Please know we are thinking about and praying for you. Someday the Gosselin 8 will thank you.

Anonymous said...

Some nutcase conservative type wrote a blog piece about the paps and Kate.

This is the reaction:
Momof2 said...
I bet that's why you see the cops there today....it's like she got mad because they got a pic of her panties so the next day you see the cops...um yea....so she can call the paps and they can take pics only if they show her in a positive light. Otherwise they call in the cops.

I am SO glad that Penn. officer spoke out against the Gosselin family.

6/13/2009 2:48 PM

Here's the thing a "I came in contact with a Wernersville Police Officer that I went to high school with who requested to stay anonymous." is unhappy because he fels like a "F@@king tour guide." and he claims that Kate has a contract with the paps.

She may, it's not unheard of, but the guy starts his blog with a story about how all of the gas stations in town are selling Gosselin tips to the paps. Of course, GWOP ignores that.

Erin said...

They just love that officer. Do you know how fast an officer would be fired for something like that around here? Even if there is dissention in the ranks you don't go blog about it. No wonder he wanted to remain anonymous, he'd lose his job if he didn't.

ManicNarcissism does take the cake. That woman is a raging narcassist herself. That whole listing where Kate was on every date (right down to getting takeout) was plain scary. And she thinks the body gaurds are there to stop rabid fans. No, dolt, they have body gaurds to protect them from the likes of you.

JOKESnark said...

WorryAboutYourOwnKids said...
Ischatziedmyself -

You are so brave, courageous, heroic, valient, plucky and BRAVE for coming forward with the suggestion for an open discussion. Please know we are thinking about and praying for you. Someday the Gosselin 8 will thank you.
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I would like to second this post. IWHYAWLI, is there some way we can all send messages of support to ISHATZIEDMYSELF to tell her how brave and caring we all think she is? I want send her a notecard with fairy princesses on it because she is finally stepping forward to suggest a free discussion despite the ugliness we know she'll face. She is truly a beautiful and caring poster who I, too pray for everyday.

Please be aware that I can't afford stamps, so you'll have to come get the notecard yourself.

Loveit said...

Kelly has decided to let the anger spew forth through her keyboard.

Often, I wonder if people would have the courage to speak to each other in the same way that they type.

Here's the comment:

Kelly said...

Kate wearing a bikini in North Carolina was like me putting a bumper bra on my Audi A8.

Her belly button was so far up the body that I thought I was looking at her nose underneath her bra. The scars on the side of her body made her look like she was an actress on Halloween Part 9. Kate is not all that, as much as she wants to be. She once said that she was the new Jennifer Anniston. In her dreams. Kate couldn't excite a troop ship if they were lost and out to sea for years. The only thing she does is turn on the cameras to prove what a fraud, a player and a greedy person she will always be.

This woman and her husband are grifters, the likes we have never seen. Here's a handout for you Kate and Jon. Monster.com
Maybe the two of you can get a job.


First off, based on her description of Kate's torso (which must've been examined with a microscope?), Ms. Kelly's Audi 8 must be a piece o' shit.

Since she took the liberty of comparing the two (the torso and the Audi 8), one can only presume that her Audi must be a 1980 junker. I mean, I'm just stating the obvious.

Second. Who in their right mind looks THAT closely at someone? Ms. Kelly must be infatuated. That's all I can presume.

Can someone please tell me what the hell a "grifter" is?

Oh jeez.

Loveit said...

All of the meanies at GWoP deleted my comments. :( I'm tres sad. They must've realized that I was just being snarky and all of my comments were pointless. Ahhhh, I hope I get over it.

Can someone please enlighten me as to why they believe Kate's blog isn't really Kate's blog?

iwhyawli said...

Stand back, y'all! This GWoPper is ready to blow!

LOL

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Narcissism Please said...
if it's been said once, it's been said atleast literally one million times ..on this blog
[i'm literally gnashing my chompers to keep the expletives from flowing]:

GET THE EFFING BIBS OFF OF THOSE FIVE YEAR OLD CHILDREN.


it's almost getting offensive.
actually, i am offended .. i don't know why, but i am .. so it's beyond "almost."

now that baby benny is out of the picture, there's no other unsuspecting youngin' to accept the dumping of gosselin infant-paraphernalia?

i would almost feel better if that's really why they are still wearing those Q@#($*UOIJER bibs.

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IShatziedmyselfbutIwantyoghurt said...

Thank you for your support in this great time of crisis.
This morning I was scared so I ran under the Brooklyn Bridge, but then I realized that there is no Walmarts and it is not a flyover state, Also, lots of teh gays, Catholics, Jews, and Arabs, and various other non-whites live in my neighborhood, so I figured I was safe from GWOP.

While I am safe, my cat has a cough. Also, I am hungry for "yoghurt." Send me money and yoghurt. Praise Jesus.

iwhyawli said...

BTW, I'm not really digging this Comment Moderation feature here at good ol' Blogger/Blogspot or whatever it's called.

Among other things (like the inability to include HTML tags, pictures, emoticons, etc. when commenting), I'm finding it a bit tricky to figure out which comment pertains to which thread and who's replying to who.

Suffice it to say I'm messing up alot by publishing GWoPper rants I shouldn't publish and worse, deleting the good stuff.

You are kind to visit here. If I'm deleting your stuff by accident, apologies in advance. I'll get the hang of things eventually.

IShatziedMyself said...

I'll have time to start a prayer circle to ask the lord jesus, my personal savior, to help you carry on His most holy work
AFTER I receive my donations to help pay for medicine for my cat's cough( it has gotten worse in the past hour) and my yoghurt. I cannot pray on an empty stomach.
Oh, I grew up in the Philly area, so I know Kate. Um, I once felt an evil wind. Looking back on it, it must have been Kate's doing.

Send me my donation and yogurt.

Praise Jesus

You are doing a wonderful job. The GWOPers have probably sacrificed a pair of Kate's panties to the internet satan(Serena Leigh Bell's real name).

don'tpokethecrazy said...

Ju guys maka me giggle.

mkb77 said...

I am tired of the following rants on the GWOP site:

1. The sippy cups
2. The bibs
3. The jean skirts
4. The haircut

If I had six little ones around, it would make more sense to me to have sippy cups/juice boxes whatever for their disposal. Let's face it, cleaning up the spills that one or two children make versus 6, is huge. And who cares if they use sippy cups? Really?

Bibs. So the hell what? I used to strap a bib on my kids up until a certain age. Again, it's a matter of cleaning up afterwards and it is easier to strap a bib to them then clean up six messy shirts.

The jean skirts...seriously? Kate has a rockin' bod and she has worked hard at getting it into shape. Sure, she had a tummy tuck, and so what if she might have had a boob job. She looks great. She's 34 years old for God's sake and if the woman wants to wear short skirts and wedge heels, I say go for it. She always looks chic and put together. I swear, if she wore sweats and t-shirts all the time, they would bitch and moan about that as well.

For the record, I like her haircut. It's cute, it's edgy and it's funky. It's her choice. Ugh.

Loveit said...

I'm not saying, I'm just saying that anyone that chooses "My9Cats" as a name MUST have something wrong with them.

Along with praying for IShatziedMyself and her cat and her yoghurt and for her to not get mugged under the Brooklyn Bridge, I really feel like we should pay for "My9Cats".

She needs it..."ya'll".

Loveit said...

Here's the answer to all of MY questions lately... Lindahoyt and Justwondering are friends.

That explains so much in my world.

just wondering said...

lindahoyt said...
She is constantly on the phone with Steve, don't you think?

They looked a little strained at the end of the NC beach vacation...

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Where have you been? Missed your on point posts!!


Shenanigans.

Loveit said...

There needs to be a discussion about Ms. Peach. She's a friggin nutcase.

If I see her say one more time, "This blog is definitely being watched," I may just throw up my sympathy-eaten-"yoghurt".

don'tpokethecrazy said...

"If I see her say one more time, "This blog is definitely being watched," I may just throw up my sympathy-eaten-"yoghurt"."



Oh but Loveit, didn't you know? Kate and her PR people read gwop constantly to see what Kate should eat, say, think, and wear.

If that were really true, she'd be walking around in a moo moo and crocs eating ice cream out of the carton. Oh, and she'd be pasty.

Jordyn said...

The jean skirts...seriously? Kate has a rockin' bod and she has worked hard at getting it into shape. Sure, she had a tummy tuck, and so what if she might have had a boob job. She looks great. She's 34 years old for God's sake and if the woman wants to wear short skirts and wedge heels, I say go for it. She always looks chic and put together. I swear, if she wore sweats and t-shirts all the time, they would bitch and moan about that as well.

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mkb77 you are absolutely right! Kate is rockin' a new bod. Good for her. Those jealous tubbies probably felt left out that the mom they saw when the tups were babies is no longer there, but 100% pulled together. That's something they could never do.

I say rock it out Kate. Who knows if the marriage is back on track or not, but if it's not, she's in fighting shape to get another man. (oh, and I can just hear the commotion now at gwop on that suggestion). And maybe in addition to wanting to look best for HERSELF, maybe she wanted to do it to be attractive to her husband. Also, what a great example for her 5 daughters to see mom exercising and eating healthy instead of putting bon bons' in her mouth like the gwoppers.

LL said...

You are getting more love from the princesses!!

Anonymous said...

Iwhy:

You are doing fabulous, baby, just fabulous. Keep Up the Good Work.

planey_janey said...

Well, I am outta there. I posted the message below but doubt it will make it to the Free Discussion thread:

"Guys, I'm checking out -- I tried to find my old posts and delete them, especially the one I posted on Kate's blog.

While I don't want to see the children filmed beyond what is reasonable, and while I don't agree with the way Jon and Kate treat each other, likewise I don't agree with the turn this whole thing is taking.

You all are well within your rights to write sponsors and the shows to express your concerns.
But lately many of the posts come across as more of a witchhunt and an obsessive desire to "take the Gosselins down," as it were, with which I respectfully disagree.

Real versus fake boobs, underwear shots, our versus are, hootchie mamma references, "whore" statements, ruminations or attempted snark regarding the size of Kate's cervix in a recap, etc. are overcrowding the posts that led me to want to read this blog in the first place, those expressing concern for the children and the posts containing reasoned discussion of whether exploitation is taking place.

iwhyawli said...

I feel we may be kindred spirits, plane_janey.

Thanks for taking the time to post your comments here and there.

Relieved2FindSanePeople said...

I actually hope that someone from "Kate's team" is watching GWOP. I believe there are mentally ill people posting there who would cause physical harm to Kate. Plus I'm sure there is enough there for some nice lawsuits. Nothing would amuse me more than to see footage of these fatties defending their claims from a witness stand. They have no boundaries at all, from harassing ministers to searching divorce records for the bodyguard. I was cracking up when they discovered a Steve Nield that was just divorced from his wife,Becky. Too bad the real Steve is married to Gina.

Marissa said...

Relieved2FindSanePeople said...
I actually hope that someone from "Kate's team" is watching GWOP. I believe there are mentally ill people posting there who would cause physical harm to Kate. Plus I'm sure there is enough there for some nice lawsuits. Nothing would amuse me more than to see footage of these fatties defending their claims from a witness stand. They have no boundaries at all, from harassing ministers to searching divorce records for the bodyguard. I was cracking up when they discovered a Steve Nield that was just divorced from his wife,Becky. Too bad the real Steve is married to Gina.

June 16, 2009 1:09 PM
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I can see the trials now on Jane Velez Mitchell's show. That wench would switch her stand in a nano-second just for ratings.

planey_janey said...

In my opinion, GWoP has spiraled into the "straw man" type of argument where one attacks the person/fellow debater rather than responding to the argument itself.

I wasn't a regular viewier. I'd seen a few episodes, but not many. After the first tabloid cover broke, I tuned in to a couple of shows, and learned the J&K +8 thread at TWoP had permanently been closed. So I did a search and came across GWoP.

At first, I was fascinated ... in a trainwreck-ian sort of way ... with learning about the freebies, all the controversy about Aunt Jodi and Beth's disappearance from the show, etc., and felt a bit duped, though not a regular watcher of the show.

Then I watched several episodes back-to-back and was pretty put off with the way Kate and Jon treated each other and the children, and wrote some long (and probably too verbose and ill-informed)about how "shocked, appalled and dismayed" I was at the show and those poor children being exploited in such a manner.

I kept wacthing the show (would record the 4:00 & 4:30 p.m. repeats) and kept reading GWoP.

And over time, I found that the Gosselins aren't the pictures of nefarious parenting as opined by some of the GWoPpers, nor were the children being abused.

Exploited/overfilmed? Yeah, I still think so, and wonder if all this attention will change that.

When posts stating, "Gosh, if I go to a signing, I'm gonna ask her some pointed questions, you betcha!" and "if you see them on teh street, just turn your back and shun them" started appearing, I thought, "Hmn. This is a little weird."

But those type posts increased in number.

And then posts criticizing their appearance, attempting to analyze their mental conditions, and speculating about reality TV face-offs started appearing, and I thought, "OK, this is heading downhill. What do all of these type posts have to do with the desire expressed in the statement of why this blog was created?"

But posts about contacting CPS and PETA and the local Animal Control (or whatever someone did that caused the animal investigators to issue a statement) started appearing. And posts calling Kate slutty and flirty but cold like a fish but "so wanting her bodyguard" and critiquing her every.single.piece of clothing (come on, who cares if her hat looks like Posh's hat? It's probably because it's a ... well, posh ... hat!)started appearing.

And I thought, "Get out." As in me, of course, out of GWoPper land.

It is incredulous to me, what is happening over on that forum.

So thank you for the laughs I've gotten on this forum.

Loveit said...

Welcome, Planey Janey!

Can someone tell me how to find Laura "Big Ass Nose" Linger's blog? I've googled to no avail.

I think that the blog counter on this blog is going up by the hundreds each time I stop by.

Yay for such funny posts!

planey_janey said...

Thanks for the welcomes!

Re: her blog -- if her name is underlined in posts or recaps as the author of the recap, click on her name and that should hotlink you to her blog, of she has one on blogspot.

Peripoopedinherunderwears said...

The Gwops are pretty pathetic, no doubt about it. I think this Peri character is also pathetic. She whines all of the time about how she was so mistreated. She doesn't like debate. That is because she doesn't have enough intelligence to debate.

LingerBooger said...

Loveit,
She's changed her profile pic and just removed her walnut blog so as soon as this is posted, the profile may go dark. Here's her regular Tuesday Weld blog. It's a yawnfest. She's lurking!

Anonymous said...

LL's blog:

http://atouchoftuesdayweld.blogspot.com/

LL's profile pic:

http://www.blogger.com/profile/12080923172854597996

Witch Hunts Are Bad said...

Your site is funny.

You are a GWoPper if

You've never heard of a telephoto lens. You think the paps are using Kodak Fun Savers and Kate is 10 feet away posing for them.

You can't imagine why Kate would need a bodyguard.

You swore you were never going to watch the show again. But you were walking in an field and were abducted by aliens. You experienced a Clockwork Orange moment while the aliens just happened to be watching the show.

You swore you were never going to watch the show again. You talk about being addicted. You don't see that as a problem.

You think a woman in a sun dress is slutty.

You think a woman in a bikini on the beach is a whore.

You worry if the Nielsens know that you're watching.

Anonymous said...

What a b*$%# that LL is. She takes the video of Joel saying, "Daddy's have weiners" and she makes him the butt of her jokes about skinless weiners. Typical advocate, worried about the kids being made fun of for years because their private moments are caught on tape, and then she proceeds to do it.

On the Tuesday Weld blog, click the "no coupon necessary" under her Kate hate link on the right (under the schnozz) and scroll to the March 25 entry. Or try this link:

http://atouchoftuesdayweld.blogspot.com/2009/03/paging-joel-gosselin-or-suggestion-for.html

Here's her own comment. B*%#$.

laura weiss said...
I know. I am making fun here, but Joel is actually my favorite of the Gosselin clan.


Yeah, if you have a Joel fanpage on FB, you can mock him for your gwop friends. Laura Beth, Daddy must be so proud.

Anonymous said...

Peripoopedinherunderwears said...
The Gwops are pretty pathetic, no doubt about it. I think this Peri character is also pathetic. She whines all of the time about how she was so mistreated. She doesn't like debate. That is because she doesn't have enough intelligence to debate.

June 16, 2009 5:15 PM

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amen sister!!! And props to your name. Love it.

Pigmommy said...

You have to wonder what kind of language Peri used in her comments to get banned at GDNNOP. They let Fiona post for MONTHS before she got banned, but they had to ban Peri right away. I can just imagine what she wrote in to them! Probably cussing them out for ruining her scam.

Relieved2FindSanePeople said...

LL also removed all her Twitter posts (except for her last link to GWOP) They were all beyond boring anyway but I think its cute that she is in such a frenzy to delete everything. The nose knows we are talking about her!

Loveit said...

This may be the funniest part yet:

...from Laura Big Nose Linger's blog profile...

Douse myself in salad dressing and serve myself up to a bunch of so-called "foodie" nouveau riche morons at some overpriced pretentious Scottsdale haunt called "Weeds"

Someone tell me what the ef that even means. Please.

Also, I just want to say that I think they all got so p'd off at PennMommy because they're all at the same weight loss clinic together. Then, in the midst of the "How To Make Your Own MuMu" class, PM announced that she'd lost her goal weight. Thus, sending the rest of the morons surrounding her into a giant fit of rage at their inability to put their Mrs. Fields Ice Cream Cookies down.

It's just a theory - no worries though - I'm sure someone from GWOP will soon link this comment and take it as fact.

erin said...

I forget where the post is on GWOP but one person commented on the fact that Kate put on the pink fuzzy wig and said something about her hair being the "talk of the town so I'm going to put this on and make it worse." The poster made a big deal about saying Kate was so self centered thinking people were talking about her. Yeah, there weren't like 100 comments in just the two days about how horrible her hair is. Also, claiming Kate is self centered for thinking people talk about her and showing your own collective self centeredness in thinking Kate reads your blog and takes everything you say to heart is ridiculous.

I watched that show on CNN (not when Jon and Kate were the subject of discussion) and talk about bad freaking hair! Holy mullet! And this woman is their savior? You have got to be kidding me.

LingerBooger said...

Check out Laura Stinker's blogger profile and click on her wish list of 1000's of Hello Kitty items. I can just imagine Sharla and Shatzie and Sherena all buying her presents a la Penn Mommy. They never learn. Scam 'em, Laura Beth, scam 'em!

iwhyawli said...

This one went straight over my head. Why is she referring to Jon as Jane? And what do Opie and Andie have to do with anything?

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pinkdiamond611 said...
What I noticed is that Jane and Hate did not interact at all. Jane seemed very subdued. At one time Hate screamed at Jane to take care of the dogs or he will be in "big trouble". Loved the way Paul Jr. interacted with the kids, Mikey too. Oh, and those play houses that Hate bribed the kids with were shown. btw, didn't watch the show to see the Kons, we are regular OCC fans. I am curious to see of Hate is edited differently on "her" show as on a show that is aimed at men.(i.e. Opie and Anthony fans)
6/11/2009 7:50 PM
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Marissa said...

iwhyawli, that's Gwop's stupid nicknames for Jon and Kate...Jane and Hate (because he has no balls and she is hate because they hate her).

Opie and Anthony are two idiot disc-jockeys who probably have never watched the show and had one of their minions on the show interview Kate. They re-ran the interview interjecting their own questions to her. Kind of like a bad Dickie Goodman song (that's an old 70's songwriter who had novelty songs that were in the top 10...http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dickie_Goodman)

Opie and Anthony were the radio duo kicked off and suspended for having or reporting on a couple having sex at St. Patrick's church.

WorryAboutYourOwnKids said...

Without a doubt one of the nastiest/craziest GWOPper's is

PREESI!!!

http://preesi.lefora.com/headlines/

Here she brags about the naked pictures/video she has posted of herself online. (All while tsk-tsking Kate for wearing heels and a skirt above the knee).

http://www.badsamaritan.com/archives/2001/05/i_never_thought_id_see_you_naked_nicole_brown_simpson.php

She's friends with the infamous EllenRose.

http://loveisonlyinthepix.blogspot.com/

Oh and My9Cats is there too. Too bored to even cut and paste her profile.

These chicks are seriously sick and twisted. Preesi brags about not having to work. (Well, one of 'her jobs' is to go buy the tabloids each week and spend a couple of hours scanning them to curry favor with Moon, but whatever).

She shares personal details about her family. The naked stuff (ick by the way). I could go on. As with everything, Facebook friends provide a lot of information...

Anonymous said...

Kate beat Leah: http://www.theinsider.com/news/2224320_The_Insider_on_TV_Tonight

Just put up the entire crazy thread: http://gosselinswithoutpity.blogspot.com/2009/06/tabloids-and-websites-june-15.html

iwhyawli said...

I hope my9cats doesn't forget to feed the cats today. Today alone, she's posted 24 times. And it's not yet noon.

TV Snark Snark said...

Yeah, Opie and Andie are definitely the Christian SAHM's dream team because they hate K8, too. Sexist pigs, all of 'em (gwop included.)

Preesi not only puts skanky pics of herself online, she's FAT, FAT, FAT.

I think somebody is jealous. LL wants a Jon for herself, and Preesi wants the pink unnerwears.

mkb77 said...

Fostersmom has done a high-larious recap of bikes and trikes over on the Gwoptard site. Of course, only those that hate the Gosselin's would find her recap this funny. I found it disturbing and weird. And while i am at it, I find it absurd to identify yourself as someone's mommy/wife/gramma/whatever.

Oh..and get this: all the rage over there is the spankgate controversary. Apparently In Touch magazine has a front cover featuring pictures of Kate and Leah and Leah is holding her hiney like she got spanked. They are all up in arms cause Kate spanked her. Even though there are no pictures of an actual spanking,"they" have managed to dissect those pictures to the nth degree.

Remind me why I care so much what these pathetic women post?

Loveit said...

When I checked the spanking thread (which is strange that there's a thread for it), there were 109 posts, all condemning her for the spanking.

They're calling it abuse.

Hardly. Those children are HARDLY abused.

Playhouses? Check.
Mansion? Check.
Nanny, teacher, babysitter, two parents? Check.
Emeril/OCC/North Carolina/California? Check.

A swat on the butt does NOT warrant CPS, and CPS is probably PISSED because they're getting 500 calls a minute from the psychos at GWOP.

Love the sanity over here...

mkb77 said...

Hey Loveit? I don't find it strange that they have a thread dedicated to the spanking at all. What I find odd is that only 109 of those freaks have commented on it. I thought for sure there would be well over 300 comments by now.

But then, I guess between watching their daily soap operas, eating bon bons and surfing Gosselin hate sites pretty much consumes their days.

I'm-A-Mom-With-A-Name said...

I find it absurd to identify yourself as someone's mommy/wife/gramma/whatever.


I couldn't agree more. Thanks for bringing it up. It's annoyed me the whole time in the Gosselin blogesphere.

Barney Fife said...

Abuse! Wouldn't that be a clear violation of GWoP Rule #4 in the Civil Code of Ethics??


Citzen's Arrest !

Citizen's Arrest!

mkb77 said...

Ok..the citizen's arrest has me in stitches. Seriously.

Reporter_Jane!!!!! said...

Hey ya'll I'm reporterJane!!! I'm looking for original material (i.e dirt) on the Gosselins. It doesn't have to actually be original, honestly the same old dribble about how Kate isn't friendly will do!!! I don't give a flying fig about credibility anyway, which is why I dig for dirt on entertainment blogs!!! Also info about her wonky eye, spikey hair, and too high belly button would be super helpful!!!! Got a clever new moniker to share? Proof that she uses instant oatmeal? Pictures of her NOT baking for those poor kids? Email me, ReporterJane!!! at ReporterJane@RagMag.com

P.S. I KNOW people in this business so don't make fun of me or my extreme over use of exclamation points!!!!!

Herbs_secondcousin_onceremoved said...

So someone said that since they haven't seen Jon spank, he never does. And since you've never seen Jon take a sh*t, he must never go to the bathroom? Did I just assert the GWOP logic correctly?

Loveit said...

I'm watching "Love Behind Bars" - I'm a teacher who doesn't haven't a part time summer job - don't judge. ;)

Anyway, Samantha Harris is doing this special on E! and I swear I just saw Laura Linger on TV being interviewed.

Somewhere between, "But I LOVE him," and, "Bars don't matter, love knows no bounds," I nearly spewed my Diet Coke all over the coffee table.

These women aren't at the weight loss clinic like I previously, truthfully reported! These women are spending their free time falling in love with death row inmates!

I wish I could say I was shocked.

Someone should save Laura and Serena (not her real name) before they really, truly go postal.

Truly true.

Anonymous said...

I thought I was up to date on GWOP madness, but something I can't figure out -- has Serena said that her real name is not really Serena? Or is there something else behind the "Serena (not her real name)" references?

YouBeTheJudge said...

From GWOP: narcissistsinmylife said...
I think Leah was already "imitating mommy" in NC as evidenced by a couple of the pictures where she poses like Kate in the bikini and she gets very close to Mr. Gray. Then poof, we see no more Mr. Gray. Maybe, Jon or TLC finally put their foot down after seeing this.
(I also think it is strange that Alexis was faked on the gossip sites such as justjared and radar as Leah. And never corrected even though many spoke up.) Now this....could it be that Mommy is really holding a grudge against Leah? For her BF not being able to be around anymore?

From BoMoonie: earl said....
Personally I think Kate may secretly have it in for Leah now since Leah imitated her mother in NC and Steve had to back off because of the photos that came out. Also, Leah posing like Mommy in her little bikini. Maybe TLC or Jon said something about it not looking good and people were talking about the pictures of Steve and Leah and Leah posing. If you have ever been around a narcissist, you will have to try to understand how they think, or you’ll lose your sanity. Now I’ll be thinking of this song all day when I think of Kate and Leah in NC….http://www.mp3lyrics.org/c/cat-stevens/cats/
She best leave that sweet baby alone. Those kids are walking on eggshells with her.

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One in the same crazy or two different crazies??!!

mkb77 said...

I wandered over and found this crap on the Gwoptard site. God..they are so damn smart. They must all have PHD's..doesn't that stand for Phuckin hillbilly douchenozzles? Please read..and then pick up your jaw and comment:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

just wondering said...
Just Wondering said...
I've worked with child pornographers and please believe me when I tell you that pictures of children in their underware are not even on their radar. Not even in their universe. It's like comparing nursery school to a master's program.

**********************
Serena said...
This is a very misleading generalization. Plenty of pedophiles (involved in actual child pornography or not) are aroused by children in their underwear. Even such things as young children involved in diaper changes, potty training, bathing/showering, grooming, etc., can be fodder for pedophiles... fodder which Figure 8/TLC/Jon and Kate have been providing for years. And now you can add spanking fetishists to the list of sickos being entertained by the Gosselins.

****************

Sexual fetish, yes. Child pornography, no. Entirely different animal and completely different psyche. Huge general misunderstanding between the

Loveit said...

I. Am. So. Confused.

iwhyawli said...

"Serena Leigh Bell" is Serena's hooker name --- the combination of your childhood pet's name and the name of the street on which you lived.

Nothing's ever easy and unfortunately, she had TWO childhood pets -- a "Serena" and a "Leigh" -- both of whom are now dead for many, many years.

Serena didn't want to hurt the feelings of one dead pet by showing favoritism to the other, so she violated the "hooker name game rules" by using both.

I'd tell you what my hooker name is but it happens to match "Serena's" real name -- a violation of GWoP Rulee #84 over there.

iwhyawli said...

oh, I'll be commenting alright... it's main page time for this one!

Til now, I had foolishly given Serena the benefit of the doubt that she maybe she wasn't reading the idiotic comments she moderates and approves.

But, I now see that she really, really is as simple-minded as the rest of GWoP followers.

Woodward and Bernstein said...

You be the judge,
It's so hard to know if that's two socks on one foot or if the first poster was so incredibly witty and intelligent that the second poster was convinced of its truth and has decided to take it to BoMoonie's where you get to make up your OWN truth as you see fit.

Despite video evidence to the contrary, video evidence that they watch over and over and LINKED to, gwoppers and mooniacs STILL saw Kate shake water in front of Mady's face and say, "You want THIS?" before taking a sip.

Anonymous said...

Serena Leigh Bell has three names like Lee Harvey Oswald and John Wilkes Booth. Hmmmmm...weird.

What's my name? said...

They have turned one woman disciplining her child into a pedophiles dream,child abuse, and a spanking fetish. I think Serena knows way too much about how a pedophile thinks. That is really creepy. Just sayin.

Anonymous said...

anybody else just getting cat stevens lyrics when going to that link provided?

don'tpokethecrazy said...

Woodword, it's a conspiracy! AH cut that part of the clip to appease Kate's PR people---even though the rest of the clip made her look like a bitch.

Must've been too much bitch for one clip. Maybe they're saving that one for a slow news week?


They say shit over and over until they believe it. That's where all that shit comes from.

Relieved2FindSanePeople said...

This pedophile stuff just creeps me out. I remember the episode with Mady DANCING around on the floor of the basement when the GWOPs used words like "money shot" and "spread eagle" They outright called the camera guy a pedophile (and then mysteriously deleted the comments)

Now they claim that the bodyguard has something evil going on with Leah and that Kate is jealous? I really hope the infamous "PR people of Kate" are watching this. It's not freedom of speech to accuse someone of sexual crimes of children.

Johanna said...

The moonies are throwing their stones at Theresa now. Am I wrong, or is Theresa's post spot on?

Someone actually told her to thank Moon for posting. Incredible!!

Theresa don't even bother with those retards. They proved your point by throwing stones at you and ripping you apart. They don't care about the kids.

StupidManSnarker said...

Iwhy,
Is this snarkfest limited to just Gwop? There is a poster at Moon's, the only man in the Gwop blogosphere, who is possibly the stupidest person to ever stumble across Jon & Kate + 8.

Anybody know who I mean? he's arguing with poor Theresa over there today. She deserves a spa trip!

Anonymous said...

Correct me if I am wrong but is Serena over there admitting to having experience with a pedophile with a spanking fetish?

Who does she know with a pedophilac spanking fetish and should that not concern us?

What's my name? said...

Anonymous said....Who does she know with a pedophilac spanking fetish and should that not concern us.

My point exactly. Creepy, Serena and "just wondering" are having a one upmanship on who knows more. Pedophile vs fetish

don'tpokethecrazy said...

Oh gawd this crap is hard to read:

Transconian
Sue - I can’t believe the justification that people are using on other sites. Especially BM. It’s there property they can do what they want.
****
Those people aren’t just loony, they’re downright scary. Not only would they sell out their kids for swag, they’d beat the crap out of them at the slightest provocation. No wonder there are so many screwed up people out there.

Leah was covering her bum even before Kate raised her hand. I would bet my last dollar she was shaken at screamed at in her face - when parents get out of control all these behaviors go together. That’s scarier than getting slapped on the behind.



For the record, I would never do a tv show and I don't hit my kids. I do, however, reserve my hate for people I actually KNOW deserve to be hated. Come to think of it, I've never really hated anyone, and I have known some assholes in my life, trust me.

Why do they not see that "weeping" for a child who got spanked for being bad and suggesting that CPS be called is just effed up? That normal people can disagree with another's parenting tactics and not go batshit crazy about it?

On another note, it's been a long time since I read loony moon's blog and now nearly every post is J+K. Matter of fact, I don't think she really got any traffic until she started talking about them. Is she really such an attention whore that she'd change her entire blog to cater to this lot of nutbars and their socks just to feel important? Me thinks so.

Doreen said...

StupidManSnarker said...
Iwhy,
Is this snarkfest limited to just Gwop? There is a poster at Moon's, the only man in the Gwop blogosphere, who is possibly the stupidest person to ever stumble across Jon & Kate + 8.

Anybody know who I mean? he's arguing with poor Theresa over there today. She deserves a spa trip!

June 17, 2009 1:00 PM

******************
must be nc resident. he is always trying to rip each sentence of hers apart and brings back old posts of blogs. he's mental.

Moon's Future said...

If you're over the moon you might like this. They love their movies.


http://www.xtranormal.com/watch?e=20090408093205124

Anonymous said...

OH MY Gosh.

Whoever owns this site is going to get it from Moon when she sees this video.

Anonymous said...

Over the Moon:

Genius!!! Thanks for making my night.

WorryAboutYourOwnKids said...

Moon's Future - I have seen the future and this video is hilarious and accurate to the core. Loved it. Thanks for sharing.

Mooncalves is the Word said...

OMG! The Moon movie is priceless:

"You are a Bohemian Moon? What is that?"

"STOP! I must ask YOU a question!"

That is EXACTLY how Moon debates. She can't respond to a point. She just keeps changing her questions. "I will not be bullied!"

What a blowhard.

Fiona called it right about Moon. SHE'S the bully!.

Nana_is_a_Douche said...

I have a new favorite at GWOP. Nanasez. I think it's creepy that she calls herself Nana. She and someone over there are fighting about who has better credentials TO DIAGNOSE PEOPLE ON TV. And one is saying that she is more qualified because her son is a first-year psychology student. In other words, he's got an undeclared major and took a psychology class because he heard it was easy.

Douchewads, just because you KNOW someone who went to college doesn't mean you are smart.

bohemianeclipse said...

OMG that movie is hilarious! I don't think I've laughed that hard since pennmommy was proven a sham and Moon was all " I'm still finding my truth". lol She truly is an ass. She's always like "If you wanna spar with me, bring it", but then she just keeps asking questions and talking jibberish. It goes something like this:

Sane person: "Don't you think it's a little odd for people to hate someone they don't know that much? Are you aware of the fact that many of the so called "facts" about Kate that much of this hate is based on is just rumor? How can you possibly know how much they make per episode?"


Crazy Moon: Well, "sane person", do you think it's okay to beat your kids and leave them out in the rain for hours after forcing them to eat spam? Is that how you run your home? You have invited yourself into my home asking questions when I owe you no answers.

Sane person: Well, when you said you wanted to "spar" I assumed you meant "debate". Isn't that what we're doing?


Crazy Moon: A one legged duck swims in circles, doesn't it "sane person"? I have need for only one truth and that is my own. You may jibber jabber all you like, but it doesn't change the fact that dogs don't eat peas.

Sane person: Huh? What the hell are you talking about?

Crazy Moon: Tics might suck your blood, "sane person", but only a cat can tell you when it's daylight. Don't bring a baseball bat to a shotgun fight.

Sane person: (silence)

Crazy Moon: Well I guess SP couldn't take the heat. I guess we'll have to assume she's run out of points(as they always do). So good luck, SP. I hope you find someone who subscribes to your brand of "logic". If I can be of any more assistance, please let me know.

WorryAboutYourOwnKids said...

MominWA said...

Kate is as far from a neat freak as they come.

Neat freaks don't leave potties all over their house, usually full of waste. Potties belong in a bathroom, not in the bedroom floor.

Not only would a neat freak not do that, but neither would a "germaphobe" as she claims to be. Germaphobes also would not brush their children's hair in their kitchen, as she does. I am no neat freak, nor am I a germaphobe, but I would N-E-V-E-R brush my childrens' hair in the kitchen! That's just gross!


______________________________

GWoP old school! Because it's never too late to go back to the TWoP days of discussing hair brushing in the kitchen. MominWA will not rest her child advocacy, folks. As long as one tup is still having her hair brushed in the kitchen, MominWa, will be there speaking THE TRUTH that must be spoken. Cue: some sappy instrumental....

mkb77 said...

Some nutbag named SKB516 (Stupid Krummy Bitch, I know that's what her initials stand for, but I digress) posted the following regarding the bike and trike epi:



SKB516 said...

Have we discussed the half-hearted (to say the least) hugs K8 gave the guys before they left? She barely touched them, as if they were horrendously "icky".

To which someone named Jana replied:

LOL! Those weren't even half-hearted. The only part of Kate that oh-so-briefly touched Paul and Mike were the tips of her fingers. If that's the only hug you can muster, don't even bother Kate. It looked so tacky and ungracious. In other words, PURE KATE.

___________

Correct me if I am wrong, but, wouldn't these same people be biotching if Kate were to put them into a bearhug or god forbid, a little smoochie on the cheek? Then she would have been labeled flirtatious, slutty and pornographic.

Argh!

Anonymous said...

I am now checking this site throughout the day for my lols. Bohemianeclipse, you must have some experience "sparring" with Moon because you are so spot on. You have captured her 'witty and intelligent' logic perfectly. Moon is such an ass.

Worryabout-

Is that a currentgwop comment or is it just one of their golden oldies?

Nana_is_a_douche-
They are all so over-edumacated aren't they?

Over_The_Moon said...

Moon's future:

I love it! This is SO spot on. I think we've all found OUR truth, what do you think?

WorryAboutYourOwnKids said...

Worryabout-

Is that a currentgwop comment or is it just one of their golden oldies?

* * * * * *

Hot off the presses, baby!

No condemnation of Kate EVER dies at GWoP, silly!

In fact, I do think it's time to discuss (again) how Kate didn't show proper appreciation for the hideous remodel of her home when she first came home with the sextuplets...

don'tpokethecrazy said...

In fact, I do think it's time to discuss (again) how Kate didn't show proper appreciation for the hideous remodel of her home when she first came home with the sextuplets...


Ya know, I think it was really sweet of those people to try to help them, but I think it was waaay over the top stuff they did to someone else's house. If it were me, I'd have tried to keep it simple--not everyone has the same decorating taste. I'm pretty sure the G's had no idea what they had planned. Yea, if she was rude to them, that's pretty bad but I can understand her not being happy about it.

goodnight moon said...

omg that video is hilarious! i vote for a thread devoted to the moonies and their koolaid. i also would love to see what happens to the loony moon at the recovery center.

Anonymous said...

Loony moon's video was spot on. Remember it's her house and her rules. She won't debate unless it's in her house. Loony moon doesn't get she runs a blog not a half-way house for the crazy.

don'tpokethecrazy said...

This is a quote from Paul Peterson posted on gwop:

'What can explain the failure of folks to make use of the communications tools as close as their computer or telephone? Is it just me, or do others wonder why the higher-ups at TLC, the Pennsylvania Department of Labor and Industry, or the so-called professionals surrounding Nadya Suleman can't bring themselves to pick up the telephone and call A Minor Consideration?'


I'm assuming that these people are doing their jobs as they see fit and don't see the need to answer to him. It's great that there are people out there who will advocate for kids, but I feel like this is more a matter of not having strict laws about this kind of thing than it is about people not doing their jobs. Why should anyone call Paul Peterson? If anything, PP should be trying to change the laws, not breathing down the necks of people who are trying to enforce the ones that exist.

I know that gwop contacted him in the beginning and he wasn't interested, but now that the g's are getting all this media attention, he's front and center.

Maybe there is something to what PP has been saying about child stars. They spend their whole lives trying to stay in the spotlight.

Relieved2FindSanePeople said...

I just had to get up and shut my office door after watching that video. I can't stop laughing. Moon is gonna be pissed!

I also saw the pics of Jon smoking something "hand rolled" He is such a douche and I love that GWOP is saying it must be a dog whistle. It certainly does look like the man gets the munchies.

Over_the_Moon said...

Goodnight Moon- I second that motion! That kind of crazy/misguided superiorty complex deserves it's very own thread.

JOKESnark said...

Maybe there is something to what PP has been saying about child stars. They spend their whole lives trying to stay in the spotlight.

OK, that's funny too.

I always thought Paul Peterson had some good points and I like the part of his blog that is encouraging to the child stars of years past. I am sure it's hard to find out you're not as special as you thought.

That said, who cares what he thinks? He has nothing to do with it. If being a child star is enough credentials to make you an expert then check out Tori Spelling, former child star, who is raising her brood on TV a la J&K+8. There. My former child star expert against Serena's.

SpankJonNextTime said...

Jon smokes dog whistles? Ok then, Gwop.

AnitaR said...

don'tpokethecrazy, paul pertersen is a washed up bitter teenage actor who was screwed out any royalites because his parents were dumb. He's a curmudgeon trying to make a name for himself again off the names of innocent kids like the G sextuplets and the Octomom's 8.

How about working at Home Depot Paul, huh? Get a real job.

ISchatziedMyself said...

According to Bill, God runs TLC and is personally responsible for keeping the Gosselin machine running by ensuring it runs every Monday night:

Bill said...
When one decides to have children, they have a repsonsibility to uphold.

Many ask, why God would give a woman like kate so many children, and have her parenting displayed to the world.

Well, like anything else that is negative in the world, I think God will provide an example of how bad things can be, and how we should treasure our lives and the lives of our children.

Also, negative things like Jon and Kate Plus 8 allow people the opportunity to do the right thing and step in.

I hope someone does the right thing, as God broadcasts this request each and every Monday evening.

Anonymous said...

LOVE the Looney Moon video!

She can't take it when BabyMama criticizes her, so she's sure to blow a gasket over this!

Don't you just especially enjoy how the Moonies over and over equate BabyMama's initials to the classic, Bowel Movement, on Moon's site when, lo and behold, those are Bohemian Moon's initials as well?

They are so busy trying to meet the "witty and intelligent" threshold (because there can't be too many ways to use the "f" word) they overlook the fact they're insulting The Grand Pooba herself.

LingerBooger said...

Wow! I just read through the Laura Linger thread and found anonymous left this link for more info about Laura. I can't believe how mean she is to her brother and his family. What possesses an ugly woman like LL to alienate her brave brother and sister-in-law and their precious, precious children? I am so sad about this family squabble. I just hate to read about a family torn apart. Go away Laura Linger!

Ms. Grapefruit said...

SpankJonNextTime said...
Jon smokes dog whistles? Ok then, Gwop.


I think, Ok then, GWoP should be a separate thread. Take typical outrageous, conjecture filled post from a Gwopper and then insert at the end:

Ok then, GWoP

(imagine 'this person is crazy' hand gestures and eye-rolling going on as this is said)

bohemianeclipse said...

From Moonpie herself:

Hey Baby Mama, do you beat your kids too? Did the Gosselin Garb Finder locate you a red spoon of your very own? You do know that, in a pinch, you can use an empty paper towel roll. Kate is fond of using those as well!

My question still stands. Do you? I can’t imagine anyone that abhors corporal punishment and abuse against children supporting it. I can only ascertain from your defense of such actions, that you agree and support it. If not, why would you support the hitting of a tiny child out of anger?



Can this woman really be that stupid? Are there some pics of Kate punching Leah in the face or something that I haven't seen? She acts likes it was a damn street fight. People spank their kids, moon, get over it, and yourself while you're at it.

And I'd bet money this bitch spanked her kids too.

WorryAboutYourOwnKids said...

Is it me or is GWoP the best PR firm the Gosselins ever could have hoped for???

They already have a spot devoted exclusively to

'THE BIG ANNOUNCEMENT.'

I was scared this meant we wouldn't get to have an Official (Sharla's word) Episode Post too, but Sharla knows my nerves can't handle that type of stress and she calmly set my mind at ease letting me know another post will be up this weekend.

Thank you Sharla for setting my mind at ease.

Anonymous said...

bohemianeclipse said...She acts likes it was a damn street fight.

LOL!!!

"And I'd bet money this bitch spanked her kids too."

She only has one kid (thank goodness for that). He is a community college student living at home and aspiring musician (i.e. no job). One look at some of the nasty stuff he shares about himself on the internet will let you know The Great Moon hasn't raised a gentleman, to be sure.

Mooncalves is the Word said...

bohemianeclise,

I see your question still stands. I can only ascertain from her phrasing that yes, Moon is that stupid. To wit~

Did the Gosselin Garb Finder locate you a red spoon of your very own?

No red spoon in the photo. Moon psychically senses this nonsense.

erin said...

Bohemian Moon is a mean-spirited Fuckwit. I can usually stomach GWOP because I can comfort myself into thinking that most of those idiots are socks for 10 discontent dolts. Bohemian Moon on the other hand is something I can't deal with. Publishing personal info is downright idiotic and mean. Moon you get my fuckwit of the year award. Congratulations.

Divorce is almost never funny. Unless you have had to put on evidence that five Christmas tree ornaments were not a gift to one spouse, but both and you have seen a property list with the Swiffer sweeper prominently on display. Then it is a little amusing (the "straight face" thing goes right out the window on those--seriously, I felt like a dumb ass arguing both of those and had a dangerously hard time not cracking up).

I imagine Bohemian Moon, Preesi, Serana and their ilk sit in bunkers, wearing tinfoil hats, and getting divine inspiration (or psychic visions in Moon's case). Moon, I have a vision--It is you, in your tinfoil hat and a process server.

Nana_is_a_Douche said...

Wow, they are cracking up over their jokes about Kate being the next Bachelorette. So funny I almost soiled in my "Oops, I crapped my pants" diapers (since I'm a nana and all).

So, about the Moon lady, I've never been to her site. Is she a GWOP who formed a splinter group?

AlexisFan said...

Erin said...Divorce is almost never funny. Unless you have had to put on evidence that five Christmas tree ornaments were not a gift to one spouse, but both and you have seen a property list with the Swiffer sweeper prominently on display.

LOL. That is funny, Erin.

People are crazy. Especially Gwoppers and Mooncalves.

Anonymous said...

Moon is a splinter from Gwop. She couldn't share the advocacy spotlight with Serena. They never speak of each other anymore. There was a behind the scenes fight over Pennmommy, I guess. Moon was duped by Gwop, methinks. She ended up looking like the fool.

So Gwop is laughing about a divorce? CASAs and social workers and child advocates get to do that, I guess.

Anonymous said...

So, about the Moon lady, I've never been to her site. Is she a GWOP who formed a splinter group?

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I'm not sure what rock she climbed out from. I think she was on Cafe Mom before opening her own site (coincidentally, yeah right) around the time Penn Mommy appeared. She's only been around 9 or 10 months (I know it seems longer).

What do the moonies do for fun when they aren't coming up with new words that mean female gentalia? Why they bake penis cakes, of course! Who doesn't think this is a fun way to spend free time, right?

Somebody compared the mindset there to that of 11-year-old boys. That's a bit of insult to 11-year-old boys.

erin said...

Ah the good ol' days. A good portion of those anonymous comments are mine. I thought they had been lost after the sweep GWOP made and deleted comments they felt were undesirable. Ah, WatchOverThem, an ad exec with the CASA system behind her.

Now, as to the Swiffer, that did not actually make it to court, because I convinced the client to take it off the property list after I promised to buy him a swiffer sweeper if he would just take it off the list.

Schmumble pie said...

I'm just glad some people recognize what a fool Moon is. Talk about an inflated sense of self-importance - especially since she barely writes any of her own entries! It's all cut and paste with snide comments. I think she sees herself as the Nancy Grace of the blogworld. There's something really gross about her form of attention to children in danger - maybe because she hypes anything sensationalistic. Is there an autopsy? Moon'll post about it! Crime scene found? Yay! It's prurient; she revels in the gory details while boosting her own position as some kind of savior.

Is there any question that she's totally after the recognition? She links her blog everywhere she posts, follows every post about her, and leaps on anything that will get her more hits - even if it's not her own work (and it never is). Does she ever bother to link to the source? Nah. Why would she, when she can get more traffic for herself?

She's also got the worst judgment ever (anyone else remember the poem with the reference to Jon's "slanty eyes," written by a "friend" and approved by Moon? Her belief in Pennmommy to the bitter end? Her use of Pennmommy to hype her own blog and go on the attack? Posting that porn satire?). And she's a psychic married to a psychic!

Two more things: "twaffle" is not clever. It's misogynistic and stupid. And as for "they want me to eat crow and I won't, because I have my own truth eat crow eat crow blah blah blah..." OMG STFU already, you belligerent weirdo. You acted like a complete idiot. It's been months. Stay tuned, my ass. Where's your truth?

Anything to keep the loons following!

Just Wonderin' (LMAO) said...

So Erin,
Do they fight over who keeps the Swiffer, or who HAS to take it?

Quiltart said...

She only has one kid (thank goodness for that). He is a community college student living at home and aspiring musician (i.e. no job). One look at some of the nasty stuff he shares about himself on the internet will let you know The Great Moon hasn't raised a gentleman, to be sure.

I can't stop laughing. This is the kid she refers to as being "at university"... a pretentious phrase that sets my teeth on edge...

Troll Hunter said...

A must read for any Laura Linger fans:

LAURA LINGER takes on Kate Gosselin - alt.support.childfree | Google Groups

http://groups.google.ca/group/alt.support.childfree/browse_thread/thread/dedb875eb2e8a0a8

Loveit said...

I'm starting to "wonder" if justwondering isn't the biggest quack of them all.

Every time I read something she (he?!) says, I find myself shaking my head, calling my husband over and saying, "Can you believe someone is this stupid?!"

Sometimes I wonder...

erin said...

The swiffer story is that the wife moved out, and then returned to take property. He made a list of all the things he thought he had a rightful claim, or a claim of half value for. He had already been fighting about things like the seat on the club car, the skinny christmas tree, and he wanted that damn swiffer. When we took our final property lists to court to see if we could settle he would not take that damn thing off the list. I said "I promise to buy you a swiffer sweeper if you will just take it off the list." It was the only thing he let go the entire day.

Marissa said...

I imagine Bohemian Moon, Preesi, Serana and their ilk sit in bunkers, wearing tinfoil hats, and getting divine inspiration (or psychic visions in Moon's case). Moon, I have a vision--It is you, in your tinfoil hat and a process server.

June 18, 2009 3:54 PM

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I imagine them sitting in their small pop-corn ceiling split level houses, 80's hair, of course, all eating ice cream, chips, red pop and Rolo's at their computer. They each have a different color solid mumu on.

Anonymous said...

"At university" a.k.a wizardry school.

bohemianeclipse said...

Iwhyawli, have Moon contacted you yet? She likes to challenge those who poke fun at her to a battle of wits and often shows up unarmed.

bohemianeclipse said...

They great hypocrite speaks again(like she ever shuts up):


“Who wants to play guess the Go$$elin announcement with mini recap” thread?

Here’s the scoop de la poop: Guess the big announcement and then add your own fun spin/recap for next week’s Jon and Kate’s disaster of a show. (As always, keep the kids out of the line of fire).

Have fun!!!!



Wow. What an amazing "advocate" you are. You are giddy about the news of a possible divorce but you are able to compose yourself long enough to request that everyone not to talk crap about the kids(sad that your "advocate" followers need to be told).

This thoughtful and kind hearted gesture brings warmth into my soul(and chunks into my throat).

Anonymous said...

GWOP is "special" Yes, you menal patient, J and K are going to North Mother f'ing Korea:

ImFrancie said...
The ad said something about "bringing peace." Maybe they are going to Korea after all! Yep, just one look at those cute Korean-American kids and I'll bet the North Koreans will simply melt with ooey-gooey goodness.

Kate, er, notsomuch.

That's my prediction and I'm sticking to it.

6/18/2009 2:12 PM

Anonymous said...

Keep in Mind that, yesterday, Jon looked at a place in Trump Towers and has been spending time hanging out in the City. He's ditched the family and still this bovine writes:

Ms.Peach said...
In regard to the divorce announcement: Is this why the Silver Fox has not been around? It's easy to connect the dots. Man, I feel bad for Steve's wife.

6/18/2009 2:57 PM

Eat_it_Nanasez said...

I'm so happy about this divorce -- now it's my chance to get all over that beer-bellied, balding, cheating hunk of Asian man.

Do you think some GWOPpers feel they have a shot with the hotness? After all, he's such a good father and husband. That bitch Kate drove him to cheat because of her coupons, fridges, bikinis, and hair. Kate, if you start wearing mom jeans again, they'll like you.

WorryAboutYourOwnKids said...

Quiltart -

"I can't stop laughing. This is the kid she refers to as being "at university"... a pretentious phrase that sets my teeth on edge..."

Laughing at Moon? How Ill of you. How very very Ill of you.

Anonymous said...

bohemianeclispe,

Did you catch #46 in the "Guess what the announcement is" thread? Con&Snake+8 slams Mady, i.e., "Bratty Mady".

I guess Monnie missed it amid the flood of "witty and intelligent" posts.

Gee, that sounds like GWOP's excuse.

bohemianeclipse said...

bohemianeclispe,

Did you catch #46 in the "Guess what the announcement is" thread? Con&Snake+8 slams Mady, i.e., "Bratty Mady".



No, I can't stomach much more than the front page, and I only bother now for the snark value. I can only take it in small doses because too much takes it from funny to sad, and from sad to really disturbing.


Frickin wackjob.

Mcarey65 is a twit said...

This is a pretty sick site also


http://konfanscanbiteme.blogspot.com/

Where'sThreeFarmers?? said...

Another stupid Gwopper: TeeNealie

http://www.blogger.com/profile/01045791847301796528

She's happy as a clam that Kate's Toronto apperance was cancelled and proceeds to give herself and fellow Gwoopers pats on the back for getting the appearance cancelled. (Even though it appears the Expo has new sponsors and they haven't been clear whether Kate backed out or vice versa.)

Whatever. You can't reason with a Gwooper once they get something in their head.

Point #1 - why are these bitches so rapturous every time Kate Gosselin has a non-child related appearance cancelled? They love Jon and think he is the better parent. No children are being filmed at said Kate appearance - it should be fine with them, right? Nope, because they will only be happy when she is working the night shift at 7-11 and scrubbing the nasty toilets every two hours. Mady and Cara are old enought to baby sit - right?

Point #2 She loves the Duggar's (of course) and can't see any hypocrisy in her statement. Read along with me:

"This was too long to type along the side. I loved the Duggar's book 20 and Counting. I read most of it at Mardel, but might end up buying it anyway. We don't have cable so I don't watch the show but maybe it's on youtube. I always say I want to live at a big godly family's house and see how they do things, so this was pretty close. Great ideas for homeschooling, childtraining, etc. I'm going to check out their website: www.duggars.com. Things I want to try: Character Sketch books, memorizing the operational definitions of the character qualities, blanket training (with the new baby and something similar for C & L while I nurse this one), and giving them 'buddy duties' for the baby. Like C can help with buckling the baby in the carseat, Lily can be on Diaper Duty or whatever. I want to give them lots of good responsibility and jobs - I think that helps them be better at helping and act older and less like babies, which they tend to do. (I'm not saying that to be mean that they 'act like babies' I mean they actually pretend to be babies and give each other bottles and crawl around!)"

Anonymous said...

Interesting items from this page:
http://gosselinswithoutpity.blogspot.com/2008/08/questions-and-answers.html?showComment=1218205020000#c6565322089610675519

Jodi wants the money to appear on her show. When that doesn't happen, Jodi runs to Julie and writes the blog. At this point, there is still a relationship with the family. It was only AFTER Jon visited with the kids that Jodi 'fessed up about the blog.

TLC was willing to pay Jodi for her time on the show. I would be shocked if Kevin and Jodi did not have a lawyer at this point in the story. TLC wanted them to sign a confidentialiy agreement. Jodi and Kevin refused.

Read the q and a from Julie and compare it to the tabloid interviews Kevin and Jodi gave about Jon and Kate.

Anonymous said...

Serena said...
QUESTION: I'm wondering why so many seem to accept that she is Jodi's sister without question. Is there any proof that Julie is who she says she is? Why do you believe that she is who she says she is?

ANSWER: We have met personally with Julie, face-to-face, and were satisfied beyond any doubt that she is Jodi Kreider's sister.

The Truth Will Set You Free said...
...
If I may just add--I had to go to great lengths to prove who I am. At one point, I wondered if they were going to ask for a DNA sample. :-) , Serena and the other administrators do a wonderful job in making sure the information they post is accurate. , I appreciate all of their hard work.

gwopwopper said...

I get it, Anonymous. At one time gwop answered and verified all the burning questions about the Gosselins and Jodi. At one time, Julie siad they met with her. But now, Maggie Schatzie is claiming at the pig trough that gwop is the last place that will bother to verify anything (yeah, Pennmommy comes to mind) and Julie is never in contact with the mods except through comments. I noticed Maggie said this to deflect blame for the paparazzi photos of the kids from Jodi and Kevin and Julie and Gwop. She can't have it both ways. Maggie Schatzie is a proven liar.

Hurry up PiggyPeri, delete, delete, delete.

Quiltart said...

This is a pretty sick site also:
http://konfanscanbiteme.blogspot.com/


This site is beyond sick. These idiots started this site not to attack Kate, but to attack fans of the show. Their potty mouths speak volumes.... You can judge for yourselves!