GWoP without Pity

The PENNMOMMY Codex (Part 2)

After posting the first installment of "The PENNMOMMY Codex", all sorts of helpful peeps from throughout the Gosselin blogosphere sent great information about this hilariously strange episode in GWoP history.

Some of that information I've published and some I'm keeping private (at least for now). I remain as convinced as ever (and relieved) that GWoP is one big scambo -- nearly once derailed by the gdnnoppers and precariously close to jumping track once again.

Amidst the flurry of received messages, at least one reader here encouraged me (in a very intriguing fashion) to further investigate Serena's "blogging vacation".

Seriously y'all, you and your computer lingo is half the battle. What the heckama is a blogging vacation?

Well, I'll tell you.

After not having found any significant details regarding any trip that Serena may have taken (except for the alleged Julie meeting), it became apparent that "blogging vacation" might mean a prolonged blog absence. In message board vernacular, I'm told by today's youth that a permanent and voluntary absence from the message board is called a boardicide. Since Serena's absence from GWoP was not permanent, I guess it's only a vacation.

(stay tuned for Part 3)

No wonder I can't keep this Child Advocacy stuff straight

According to Sharla, the death of a pedophile is "sad news".
Here's the original post (including the typo, tsk tsk) and the link.

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Tabloids and Websites - June 29
With that last week's sad deaths and news, here's hoping we won't have much Gosselin news for this section this week.
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Application for GWOPwop's Parenting Study

Earn Big $$$

I'm a tad disappointed that no GWoPpers including Jodi and Julie have stepped forward so that I can sit in judgment of their parenting, marriage, hair, shoes, recent lump-sum mortgage payments, etc., etc.

Perhaps it's my recruiting process that requires better definition so I created this Parenting Study application (see below). You GWoPpers need only fill it out and e-mail it to me and I'll post it here for our review.

If I choose your application, I'll pay off the remainder of your mortgage just like radaronline did for Aunt Jodi. Click here for details.

If I select Jodi or Julie, I'll pay for the cosmetic surgery that prevents people from harassing them anymore for what they did to those darling, cutey-patootey Gosselin kids. I'll even agree to use Linda Tripp's surgeon. He did a good job I thought.

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Send your completed applications to iwhyawli@gmail.com.

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General Information

First Name [ ] Last Name [ ]
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Total Children in Household: [ ] Boys [ ] Girls
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How many of the above children live with you because you launched a successful campaign to have them taken away from their biological parents?
[ ] Boys [ ] Girls

Blogging Information

What is the URL to your primary blog [ ]
How many other blogs do you have? [ ]
What is your most often used blogging ID [ ]
How many other bloggings ID do you have?
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Employment Information

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Parenting Information
(Include pictures, if possible)

What is the color of your cell phone?
What color and type of unna-wears do you wear?
What type of shoes do you wear while pumping gas?
What is your favorite kitchen utensil to use as a sex toy?
What is your general philosophy on giving water to people who are thirsty?
Who is El Salvador?
If your hair was a tree, what type of tree would it be?

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Describe the shittiest thing you ever did to one of your siblings.

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Good Luck!

Is He or Isn't He?

Not that the subject matter of these next pics matters (to me) but they clearly show what tabloids resort to as well as the hopeless stupidity of whoever buys, reads and relentlessly posts this crap on their blogs.

:: glances in the direction of our favorite 3 nitwits ::

Radaronline lays claim to the first official picture of Jon without his wedding ring. An important moment, of course.

Here's Jon's picture as posted on its site (including the helpful inset).

Exhibit 1: Ringless Jon

After iwhyawli flips the picture, however, Jon's wedding ring is magically back on his left hand.

Exhibit 2: Re-married Jon

But who am I to second-guess the truthfulness of anything you GWoP dopes are reading in a tabloid. It's Julie and Jodi who are the self-professed experts in the field of tabloid journalism. I am certain they will be along any minute now to explain "the truth" to me yet again.

Oh This Ought to Be Good

Morning all!

Pulling a request from the comments...

No doubt Julie will be re-instating her deleted blog posts by copying them from this site.

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Anonymous said...
Is there any chance of this being added to this topic's front page:

The Truth Will Set You Free said...

I really wish everyone would just be patient and stop criticizing the avenue that Kevin and Jodi took to begin what they need to do to save the children from this terrible situation. This is just the beginning!

Unless you have been in a similar situation, you have no idea how this industry works. They did their research, and the truth will be told.There is more to come, so please be patient and I'm sure a lot of your questions will be answered as more is revealed. I've put some of my old posts back on my blog for those who didn't have a chance to read it, and I will be posting some sort of update over the next few days. I'm not going to repost all of the details that happened with Jodi and the show. The focus needs to stay on the children, and THEY are the reason that I spoke up last year. I think the recent events will help fill in the gaps that I wasn't free to discuss back then.Thanks for all of those who have voiced your support for Kevin and Jodi and thanks to everyone on this blog for your concerns for the children.

http://tiny.cc/bitchplease

June 26, 2009 8:10 AM
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Oh brother. I myself would like to save Jodi & Kevin's kids from their terrible situation. From the sounds of it, those Kreider kids have been living on fumes for the past 8 years. And now, they're learning how to behave like trailer trash.

More proof that screwing your sister pays (Now with Pictures)

This little gem was too darn dazzling to be left hanging out as a comment in the "Revenge Four Years in the Making" thread.

I visited the Recorder of Deeds site myself, found the documents and grabbed a couple screen shots. I'll post them here later for the benefit of the GWoPpers whose browsers can't go anywhere except radaronline.

From the number of home equity loans these two crazy kids had taken out, methinks somebody has a little trouble bringing home the bacon.

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Anonymous said... Good lord the Kreiders enjoyed remortgaging their house. It's interesting that the records are quiet from 2006 to 2009. THEN in 2009, it's time to borrow another 10K. It looks like that was needed to satisfy their 2003 mortgage. THEN on MAY 29, 2009, they are able to satisfy their $95 k 2002 mortgage. It's good that someone who works in building in a state with high unemployment has the means for all of this.

June 25, 2009 9:51 AM
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A link to what appears to be Kevin's myspace profile is also floating around here in one of the comments (courtesy of 'kevho'). He's either searching for babes or doesn't know how to change his marital status. Poor 'ol Kev with just one buddy.

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UPDATE: Here's the linky-poo that leads to everything. The May 27, 2009 payment to satisfy the $95,000 mortgage from 1992 appears below. The other mortgage and home equity transactions can also be found on the site.
'Tis nice to be mortgage-free, isn't it Jodi? (wink wink)