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Shannon Doherty

On the train in this morning, I was able to watch the DWTS re-broadcasts of Ep 1 and Ep 2 with Shannon Doherty. I was right, she was on during the earlier parts of both shows and I just missed her. I must no longer worry that I've been suffering some sort of black-outs. Shannon's agent should have worked harder to get her on later in the show so that the latecomers like me can watch her. I can't say I'm familiar with Shannon Doherty, her important work on 90210 or even the show 90210. However, I do know OF Shannon Doherty but much like Kim Kardashian and Brittany Murphy (may she rest in peace), I have zero idea why they are (or were) famous. I do know the zip code of the once popular hit show ZOOM. It's 02134.

But that's not why I'm writing today. I just wanted to write that I found it very touching and very sweet to hear and see Shannon's loving comments about her Dad and to see her Dad so happy and pleased . I'm quite sorry that her Dad fell ill and that Shannon was booted of the show. No one ever asks me these things but I think it would be much more interesting to save any booting for later in the show when we've had a much better chance to get to know these people and to see how hard everyone is working. Afterall, most of these stars -- Buzz Aldrin being the exception -- aren't really that famous.

16 comments:

judgejudith said...

Who is the gwopper of the month in your sidebar? Is she a cyber bully? Who is pennmommy? Is she a cyber bully?

Love your satire! Love your blog!

Deborah said...

Yeah, I just came across this site.
I'm pretty sure it was Pattypie that said Satire, the gwop's think the word Satire means Jesus Sat on a Tire and wrote it in the bible.

Anonymous said...

Just found your site, love it!!

My Opinion said...

Very funny site!

BlogHawg said...

UT OH, Words out that you are funny!

iwhyawli said...

Thanks for your kind words about the blog, everyone. The tireless GWOPPERS never let me down and so it's still relatively easy to find something to make fun of them for.

The GWOPPER-of-the-month that is currently pictured is not-the-real picture of the legendary Serena, found by a very thorough blogger (not me) after what appears to be some impressive Facebook analysis. Serena is not Serena's real name, of course, but by now, probably everyone, including me, now knows who and where the real Serena is and what she's all about. Serena wisely dropped out off the face of the Internet, at least as the prolific blogger and child advocate known as Serena, some time ago.

I've somewhat let up on Serena because her real life story is so pathetically pathetic that even I managed to find mercy. To continue mocking Serena is sorta like mocking the school's special ed kid. Not cool.

Sharla is and remains the current target of my affections. PennMommy is Sharla's good "friend" who played the GWOPPERS, including Sharla, for the fools they are.

In addition to Sharla, I also periodically like to pick on fostersmom, Laura Linger and a few others over there. It's usually the most insipid personalities that draw my attention. Most GWOPPERS are clearly trolls and sockpuppets (two new terms I learned).

Go visit the Princesses at the Princess Board. I google "Princess Marie Chantal GWOP II" to find it. Without exception, those gals (and gals) have a sixth sense for plucking the best of the most ridiculous posts out of GWOP's muck every day. Their comments are hilarious.

Oh to be a princess. I am not worthy.

iwhyawli said...

Crap, that should have said "those gals (and guys?). No coffee yet.

Deborah said...

I found this site from sageway express.
Can I say Priceless.
Love your wit.

I was never a Kate fan until I checked out what all the hate was about.
These so called women are insane to say the least.

Princess Boards rule.

KateRox said...

Yes, fellow Sagers, this is an excellent blog. This is where I found all the deleted posts by Aunt Jodi's sister -what's her name?- that explained the whole Kate Hate timeline. Conclusion- Kate didn't want Aunt Jodi around anymore because her sister was trashing her on Facebook before gumgate ever even happened. Kate was too nice to just fire her butt. She had to stop the contract or she would have been stuck with Jodi for every episode. Kate is a smart woman. Aunt Jodi proved what a gossip she is. Are the deleted posts still here? I forget where they were.

Anonymous said...

judgejudith said...
Who is the gwopper of the month in your sidebar? Is she a cyber bully? Who is pennmommy? Is she a cyber bully?

Love your satire! Love your blog!

March 31, 2010 9:07 AM

Im guessing 10dull.

Deborah said...

iwhyawli,
Are you sure you're not a princess ?
LMAO !!!!!!!
You missed your calling if you're not.

I wonder witch one of the witches flew off with the tip jar ?

Deborah said...

KateRox said...

Yes, fellow Sagers, this is an excellent blog. This is where I found all the deleted posts by Aunt Jodi's sister -what's her name?- that explained the whole Kate Hate timeline. Conclusion- Kate didn't want Aunt Jodi around anymore because her sister was trashing her on Facebook before gumgate ever even happened. Kate was too nice to just fire her butt. She had to stop the contract or she would have been stuck with Jodi for every episode. Kate is a smart woman. Aunt Jodi proved what a gossip she is. Are the deleted posts still here? I forget where they were.
;;;;;;;

If they are around and can be found I sure would like to read them.

iwhyawli said...

Hi, poke around in Week 6/24 of the archives for the "Deleted Julie" posts. I sure wish I could take credit for finding them but some other very helpful citizen out there in cyberspace sent them to me.

My rendering of the "PennMommy Codex" is found in week 6/15 but the imperfect women at the imperfect women blog (once known as the gosselinsdonotneedourpity blog, not to be confused with Sharla's gdnnop/pig blog) offer the much better and more precise version of the story. It was one of those gals who actually busted PENNMOMMY and caught her in bizarre and tangled web of Internet deceit whilst Sharla fiddled.

Yes, readers, most and more likely ALL the compelling information posted here that supports the idea that GWOPPERS are purebred nutbags has been brought to this blog by the other individuals.

Jodi's sudden lump sum mortgage payments after years and years of living like regular, broke middle class Americans? Sent to me by an anonymous women (I think it's a women) who wants everyone to know that she is an anonymous person who didn't just fall off the turnip truck.

That blog screen shot busting Sharla as the owner of the Pig Blog even though Sharla would have you believe she has nothing to o with [holds nose]other blogs[holds nose]? Sent to me by a brave American who wanted you to know that it's NOT a very good idea to send any or personal information to Aunt Jodi's PO Box in Serena's hometown of St Louis.

Fellow Americans, while I have enjoyed every last click of the Publish button, I can not take credit for a single word of the useful information here. It's all the good work of other decent people.

Mojito said...

yeah, i am a good american. gotta love google reader, it keeps it all nice and neat. if i hadn't sent in the clip of the blog, someone else would have. :)

Quiltart said...

Worth reading for all:

http://ziggyflo.blogspot.com/

cjane99 said...

First of all, love your blog. GWOP madness helps me pass the time as I perch my macbook on the front tray of my elliptical while I work out. Honestly I care nothing about Kate, but am so entertained by the GWOP; it's become a whole other animal. Thanks for keeping up with it.

However, I have to say Brittany Murphy earned her fame with some awesome talent before she gave in to the Hollywood machine and became the skinny, blonde, Hollywood robot she was at the end of her life. I loved her in "Clueless"; she excelled in her role as Ty in part because she was so different from the Hollywood model. And in "Girl, Interrupted," her performance as incest victim Daisy rivaled Angelina's Oscar-winning performance in the same film. If you're not familiar with her work, you should check it out sometime. Watching her decline was so sad because she truly seemed different from the cookie-cutter H'wood doll. It seems her choice of roles declined as she became more and more like all the rest of them.

Anyhow, great blog! Thanks!