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CityGirl is a Fatso

Hope y'all didn't miss this post. GWOP's resident expert on running weighs in.

Yes, nothing screams "Hey! I'm a Fatso" than a post like this:

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CityGirl said...

With all the recent pictures of Kate "Running" I am kind of thinking that since everything she does is to benefit her in some way($$) . Could she possibly be trying to come out with an exercise video? She has been carrying on with the running crap forever, but as hot as the weather has been, it would make more sense for kate to "Run" on the treadmill in the basement. Where the aircondition is. Yes, I know how much Kate loves to have her picture taken. But I just don't think she would cause herself to break a sweat for nothing. There has got to be another idea for more money somewhere in these rediculous* pictures. I'm betting on the Video and OR.....

P.S. Did anyone else hear that Joy is leaving the View for a full time slot on HLN? Gosh, I like the view and hope that they don't ask Kate to come on there. It seems they don't know what to do with her. Maybe that's why there is a limited # of episodes of K+8. Maybe there is something in the works. Hope everyone had a happy 4th!

7/05/2010 11:50 PM
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Thanks CityGirl! I hope you had a very happy 4th too --- sitting on your ass, stuffing your pie hole and whatever other sedentary activities you fatties do on a holiday. We know it's not running.




* Ut oh! May GWOP's spelling police be merciful, CityGirl. Tsk tsk.

28 comments:

ZiggyFlo said...

Joy won't be missed.

If Kate wipes her nose in public with a Kleenex, they'll say she's going to start a designer KLeenex company.

Anonymous said...

Iwhy/PattyPie, you are the most pathetic person on the planet.

You've clearly got a lot of issues within yourself, so you take your anger out on others.

ZiggyFlo is also a resident of Patheticville.

LnL said...

OK confession time. I was a Jon & Kate + 8 fan. I am part Japanese and it caught my attention when I saw this crazy blond chickie with eight half-Asian children and limp noodle of a husband. I admired Kate for her organization and laughed at her OCD. I was never a fan of Jon. The kids were simply priceless.

Then came the unraveling of the marriage, odd media attention, and all pro and anti Gosselin blogs. Now, instead of being a Kate + 8 fan, I am a fascinated observer of the rantings and ravings of the proKate and antiKate bloggers and the people to post comments on these blogs and elsewhere.

I am so amused that the antiKate folks at GWOP think that they can muster an army of individuals who will “save” us from Kate. Their logic (or lack thereof) amuses me the most. One example:

GWOP posted a thank you in May for the 11 million hits to their site. Hmm let’s see -- this is a blog that opened in 2008. Basic site monitoring 101 will tell you that hits are not an indicator of web success. The average number of unique users is a more meaningful metric. Reality is, every time someone goes to the GWOP home page, they are “hitting” the site 5 or 6 times, when they browse the comments section, they are adding 5 or more “hits”. My guess is that the 6 GWOP blog owners are responsible for more than ½ of the hits. The pro Kate folks who try unsuccessfully to have comments published and the anti Kate folks who actually get their comments published are responsible for the remaining hits. Real web analytics would probably also show that the faithful anti Kate group numbers around 66. Yeah congrats on all the “hits”.

One other example of their amusing attempts at logic - TLC/Kate show ratings comments.

There have been postings on Facebook, GWOP and other antiKate site crowing over the fact that the recent show had ONLY 2.2 million viewers. Umm this is cable TV folks -- if a show has and average of 500K viewers it is a successful show. TLC not only makes money from the advertisers but also from the cable/satellite providers. Don’t forget product placement and episode repeats. In addition, TLC is part of the franchise that includes Animal Planet, Discovery Channel, and soon to launch OWN (Oprah Winfrey Network). While the anti Kate folks are writhing around in glee over the “drop” in ratings, TLC and Kate are laughing all the way to the bank.

One last thing -- there is this recurring illogical theme running thrugh the comments from the antiKate folks -- that one day the children will realize that someone cared for them enough to fight for their rights. Reality check, creeples, ya ain’t no Rosa Parks, Susan B Anthony or ACLU. The only thing you care about is the next time you can post a comment on ROL or the right to not take a shower every day.

Alrighty -- confession time is over -- I’m going back to lurking and laughing.

Anonymous said...

"I was just over at ZonTV and Rep. Murt has asked the PA attorney general to look into the work permits that were issued for the Gosselin kids,as they don't appear to comply with Pa child labour laws.
It seems that seven is the age that children can be legally filmed for television and not before.
Rep.Murt has forwarded a copy to the PA Secretary of Labour as well, pointing out that the permits don't appear to be in accordance with the law.
If the attorney general agrees, this could shut the show down."

HAHA, so what are you going to do now, Pattypie/iwhy?

iwhyawli said...

What am I going to do? Er, er ... um .... gosh, that's such a tough tough question. Almost too painful to even complicate.

See, I've never before suffered the loss of a Reality TV show, especially one that really hasn't been on the air for almost a year now. Is it anything like losing twenty bucks or say when you lose your car in a big parking lot when it's 123 degrees outside? What's it like?

Anonymous, I can only promise you this. I suck it up and try my very very best to carry on with life. Because afterall when someone or something knocks you down like that, all you can do is pick yourself and get right back on the horse. That said, thanks in advance for all the money you'll send to help me with my deep mourning.

Ankaret Le Strange said...

Iwhy...your response to the impending arrival of the 4 horsemen of the Apocalypse aka Murt and his merry band of "child advocates" did me in...I choked on my coffee...stood up..stubbed my toe...and dropped the cup (it didn't break).

Anonymouth @ 1:52am July 13..

I bet your momma has a loud bark....

Ankaret Le Strange said...

Her Holiness Iwhy said...
"See, I've never before suffered the loss of a Reality TV show"

True..but you have witnessed a couple of blog-a-cides. Rumour has it theres been a 3rd...hehe

DryIce said...

Interesting post LnL, wish you post more.

LOL IWHY....how will you ever cope? I'm thinking the haters take this way more seriously than even Kate herself.

Sheryl said...

Yay, Joy is leaving!!! I think Kate would be great for The View--rating would go through the ceiling!!!

RWA is for wart hogs said...

Someone should shake Jon out of his stupor and tell him Murt might be causing his money for nothing to disappear.

Dani said...

Im sick of you talking about my blog.

iwhyawli said...

Well I'm sick of you being sick of me talking about your blog. So there.

By the way, I'm almost 110% sure that I've absolutely no idea who you are.

Butt Out Hippo said...

Dani said...

Im sick of you talking about my blog.

July 19, 2010 3:20 PM
Blogger iwhyawli said...

Well I'm sick of you being sick of me talking about your blog. So there.

By the way, I'm almost 110% sure that I've absolutely no idea who you are.


When Dani s commented is translated it means;

Please please please mention my blog oh great Iwhy, I Dani know I am not worthy to post here but please please please mention my loser blog that's on its 3rd title now.

Beat it Dani, you're stinking up the place.

Pattypie said...

IWHY - People are still thinking you are me because...apparently you have never said you are not me...

so could you say it....

just askin' ;-)

txchic25 said...

Brummygirl said...
We all know that the Lost Boys in J.M. Barrie's Peter Pan, were sent to Neverland. Luckily the Darling family adopted some but
what will happen to the lost children of Gosselinland?

A mother who in spite of immeasurable opposition, still tries to work them for her own monetary benefit and crazy grab at stardom. How can she look in their eyes and not know the damage she is causing? They may think that the world they live in is the same for everyone, they have never known anything different, I pray that someday they will.
A father who sits on the fence and only acts when he thinks it will suit him financially too.
Family, except for two, condoning this by their silence.

A t.v. station with morals lower than pond scum and media who choose to swim with this scum.
Mr. Murt, you offer a chance to play Peter Pan to these unfortunate offspring, may you bring down this house of cards and the Queen of evil.

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For some reason, I read this from GWOP in the voice of the Budwieser man and at the end couldn't help but say "real men of Genius".

iwhyawli said...

Ok, pattypie, here you go. I am not PattyPie.

And just in case the GWOPPERS apply the same logic to anyone else that I've never said that I wasn't, I also am not that woman who now looks like a tiger because she's had so much plastic surgery. I also am not Joan Kennedy, Gayle King or the Tot Mom.

No Worry... said...

Where does CityGirl say she is a fatso? Why would you care? So petty. If you can't beat us, join us. I will keep fighting for those children, until they are 18. Make no mistake about that. Which means, your 'blog' may end up with some sheer resemblance of longevity, afterall.

And stop using my $10 words... you just learned @ GWoP.

Tsk tsk... Bring it on, 'New Sheriff'.

No Worry has a Low Budget Vocabulary said...

Was that a comment No Worry or do you have gas yet again?

iwhyawli said...

Well, um, CityGirl doesn't have to say she is a fatso. Action -- or perhaps more precisely, a post that conveys CityGirl doesn't know much about physical exertion--speaks louder than words. Yeah, sorry that I had to explain that to you. Don't be mad.

And yes, we all realize that you GWOPPERS certainly know what petty is, wouldn't ya?

LOL!!OMG!!LOL!!CYA!

Pattypie said...

iwhyawli said...

I also am not that woman who now looks like a tiger because she's had so much plastic


Whew - I am really glad you aren't that plastic surgery tiger woman!! I have been losing sleep over that! Any chance you are Elvis? I can't help but note that you didn't say you aren't Elvis.

just sayin' ;-)

Sheryl said...

This beats it all! GWOPERS need to get a life!!!
7/23/2010 8:24 AM
kidsRablessing said...
I am curious about Kate's future grandkids? She is bent on making sure HER own kids are getting all the culturing possible. Also making sure they have every expensive toy around. She says they deserve all this. When the G8 are grown and have kids of their own, do you think Kate will do the same for her grandkids?? It is obvious the way she spends their money, they will not be rich as adults. They will have to WORK. Bet my bottom dollar, she will not do the same for her grandkids. She'll probably tell the kids to go and shop around for a show like she did and make their own fortunes. Scary thought.

Puff said...

I just watched your YouTube videos,"GWOP Posting" & "Truth Seekers" via a link on funny stuff at ziggyflo.blogspot. Hilarious and spot on. Your talents have no limits. Time for you to give us some more crumbs, please.

momsby said...

HELLOOOOOOOOOOOO, anybody home?
Glad your having a fabulous summer & all, but you are missed!

P.S. @ ANON July 13...
I guess IWHY, Ziggy & the Super Great Pattie Pie, are too polite to say this so I will. Sheeples Rule, Haters DROOL, SUCK IT!!!

momsby said...

Oh, and that goes for your next post also. Do you really think your fooling anyone? You Krazy little Khater? How hard was it not to add K's to your words anyway?

Anonymous said...

Where are you? You fell off the face of the Earth. Bring back the snark!

Anonymous said...

Hey Everyone!

Matt Heckman is doing a documentary website about Pennmommy, and has allowed anonymous posts again!

He may be appearing at the Sept. 23rd hearing to provide information that will discredit Jodi and Kevin!

http://mattheckman.net

Anonymous said...

F to the U haters!

Anonymous said...

This blog has seen less action lately than Sharla Smith's vagina.

WTF happened?