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Happy Mother's Day to all the Moms

Here's a happy happy Mother's Day to all you moms out there, excluding GWOP moms, Jodi, Julie, and Gloria Allred.

To all you GWOP moms, Jodi, Julie and Gloria, I hope not a day goes by without someone telling you what a crappy mom you are. I hope that someone just like you will have the good sense and fortitude to lobby hard for the removal of your kids from your homes as soon as humanely possible. Finally, I wish complete and total financial hardship for you and a shortage of low-heeled, sensible shoes. I'll be at the spa and I damn well not see any of you there.


ZiggyFlo said...

Enjoy your day at the spa knowing you are not furthering the cause of child advocacy in PA by spending Mother's Day frivolously and selfishly at the spa!

Anonymous said...

A day at the spa! Mani, pedi, facial, spray tan, and pampering make you look and feel so beautiful. It truly is a wonderful, wonderful life we spa ladies enjoy.

Personally, I don't think the GWOPPERS could handle it.

Anonymous said...

"Personally, I don't think the GWOPPERS could handle it."

Personally, I don't think the GWOPPERS could fit through the door.