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Is it time to put another Open Discussion thread near the top ? I hear Kate has a new hairdo. I haven't seen it yet. Is it worse that this one?

Or this bird's nest?


Pattypie said...

Jon gave a new interview at the fence

iwhyawli said...

HA! oh how I've missed the movies. They're always funny.

iwhyawli said...

Okay, Just saw Kate's new hairdo on cnn. Not a fan.

In general, hair should never be longer that one's tooth.

In fairness to Kate, however, I thought the hairdos on the two blond CNN anchorwomen who were analyzing Kate's new hairdo also looked like something I saw in the movie "Breakfast Club"

Pattypie said...

I'm not crazy for the hair, but it's photo shoot hair. I am interested to see what it looks like everyday.

Callie said...

Kate's new hairdo? A solid "B".

Reading the schizophrenic, illogical ramblings of the haters who can't stand that Kate continues to ignore them and comes out on top? Why that deserves a big 'ol "A+" for entertainment alone!

Churchmouse the deserter said...

Its that stubble on Sharla's lip?

Tra la la and the two trollops! Don't you know dropped some crap and fairy dust and cashed in.

Sorry Serena GWOTM Kate didn't choose your do.

Tab for the beautiful people.
Jon hair plugs, 21 years of support X 9 for a wad. Kate silicone bumpers, tummy tuck, hair extensions, and clomid. It takes a wad to share a wad.

What do the GWOPPERS KNOW?
Churchmouse through extraordinary effort from self publishing exile with Joy Rene and Fostersmom by special publishing moderator permission dared to compare Kate to Louisa May Alcott. Where are the nomimation applications for the Noble peace prize?

"Is it too much to hope that deep down inside the Gosselins also want these things for their children's future?" No joy for Joy Rene. Did anyone ask the kids if they have a future? No they asked mom: "Could Kate still learn from an old idea?"

Meanwhile back at the ranch, Maggie is pondering. Can anyone, anywhere, give a firsthand account of positive interactions with GWOP?

Don't fret Nova not everyone gets their hater feelings on a blog upstaged by Louisa May Alcott

Anonymous said...


Photo by: The National Enquirer Hawaiian Eye for the Ladies Jon Gosselin has a secret new girlfriend, The ENQUIRER has learned exclusively.

The octo-dad is trying to keep his new lady friend out of the public eye in the wake of his nasty divorce from Kate and messy girlfriend problems, but The ENQUIRER has obtained an exclusive photo of him with 25-year-old new love Morgan.

"Jon met Morgan over Thanksgiving while snowboarding in Utah, and they've been inseparable," revealed an insider.

"They talk on the phone and text throughout the day, and Morgan flew to New York right after Christmas to be with him. Jon is so into Morgan that he is thinking about moving to Utah to be closer to her."

Jon is trying to take it slow with Morgan because the former Jon & Kate Plus 8 star is still at loggerheads with ex-flame Hailey Glassman.

"Jon adores Morgan and is trying his best to keep her out of the spotlight while he tries to figure out his life," said the insider.

"He flew her to New York right after Christmas to stay with him at his apartment, but after finding it had been ransacked, he immediately drove to Pennsylvania with Morgan, and they crashed at a hotel in Reading.

"Later, they went back to New York so Jon could figure out the apartment situation. Morgan helped keep him calm, and he was extremely thankful to have her there."

Morgan, an attractive brunette, is a ray of sunshine in 32-year-old Jon's otherwise messed up life, say his friends.

"Jon is going through a really rough time," said the insider. "He and Morgan are becoming very close, but he's being really cautious because of everything he's been through."

Jen D. (the real one) said...

I see that you 3 losers are still sitting here talking to each other. GWOP is dying down so the "purpose" (cough) of THIS blog should be about done too....right?

Perhaps you can now move along to another topic. Maybe there is an anti-Toddlers and Tiara's board you might like to troll? I am sure you are all fine with little girls being put in full make-up and taught to dance sexy for all of the pedo's in the country to watch. Anyone who is opposed to that is a "hater"...right?

Anonymous said...

Right you are, JenD (the real one)! When GWOP closes, they'll be no need for this blog, but I've a bit of bad news. Sharla says she'll keep GWOP blog open "as long as people still want to talk about the Gosselins".

Looks like you and I are here for eternity.

Jen D. (the real one) said...

I stil like to talk in the private chat room about Kate all day long. Im so jealous of her. Shes so pretty and im so fat and ugly.

Jen D (the actual one) said...

I think it is funny that someone pretended to be me. And so convincing too...ROFL.

seriously, I have to ask this. Why are you recycling pics on your home page? You have used those before. If someone wants a real pic of me, just ask.

iwhyawli said...

Wow, JenD, you really know how to ask the hard-hitting questions. I hope you don't mind but I'm not sure I can come up with an answer as to why I'm re-posting pictures of bad hairdos.

But here's my question to you. Seiously, I have to ask it. Did you really roll on the floor laughing?

Okay, I have another question. Seriously, I have to ask it also. Why would I (or anyone) want your picture?

Frozen Tundra said...

I've just been on the GWOP facebook page and those people are more twisted than those on the GWOP page! (Who knows, prob. the same people, but you can see their real names, and sometimes their picture.) It's interesting when you can read someones comment and then see what they look like- you get to read a little of their profile maybe and just think what a fucked up world we live in. Holier than thou (mostly) women cutting down another woman for her hairstyle choice etc. These people take this WAy too seriously! I see their hairstyle (can you say curly helmet?) is breaking new ground. Esp. this one chick- can't recall her name but she is on there a lot. I think she has a blue dress on? Pot, meet kettle.

Thanks for the venting forum!

iwhyawli said...

Yeah, to me GWOPPERS are a perfect reflection of how very messed up (and unfixable) this world (country) is. So far I've identified these general categories of GWOPPER:

1. Holier-than-thou
2. Dumber-than-dumb
3. Communist Pinkos (If I don't have one, you're not going have one either)
4. Miserable Housewifes
5. Angry Lesbians

As I understand it, most GWOPPERS live in a shanty down by the river and can't afford much of anything (except an Internet connection and Cable TV, natch). I sure am looking forward to footing the bill for their healthcare insurance. They are such an open-minded, gracious bunch.

mkb77 said...

iwhyawli said:

But here's my question to you. Seiously, I have to ask it. Did you really roll on the floor laughing?


So THAT's what caused the 6.5 earthquake this past weekend.

Oh Jen, real, actual or whatever, you are just a fig newton of your own imagination.

And what an imagination you have.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

The stupids on RWA think this is kates date. He does her hair.

Anonymous said...

EXCLUSIVE: Jon Gosselin Pursuing Charges Against Hailey GlassmanEXCLUSIVE: Jon Gosselin Pursuing Charges Against Hailey Glassman
Posted on Jan 11, 2010 @ 11:30AM print it send it
WENNThere's no truce and no deal between Jon Gosselin and his ex-girlfriend Hailey Glassman.

Despite plans for the warring parties to sit down and settle their differences, has now exclusively learned that Jon has changed his mind and wants to prosecute Hailey for trashing his Manhattan apartment and destroying his property.

PHOTO: Jon's Ransacked Bedroom

Both sides said last week they were going to meet and try to resolve their differences. But Jon has decided he does not want to let Hailey off the hook, is reporting exclusively.

He says she ransacked his apartment, removed items and left a note speared to his dresser with a knife. She says he pushed her against a wall.

EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW: Hailey Glassman "Very Scared" Of Jon Gosselin, Says Pal

New York police are still investigating the situation. And while Hailey's reps told last week that they were scheduling a meeting with Jon and his people -- a scheduled meeting confirmed by Jon's reps -- now has confirmed the truce is off.

Hailey's lawyer confirmed the new development to

"They never called, so we are moving forward," Hailey's Attorney Stephanie told exclusively. has learned that Jon's attorney Mark Heller was with investigators Friday as they inspected Jon's apartment.

FIRST PHOTO: Jon Gosselin Moves On To New Girlfriend has exclusively obtained a photograph of Jon Gosselin's ransacked apartment bedroom. The photo shows a large Japanese chef's knife speared through a note and stuck into the top of his dresser.

EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW: Kate Gosselin's New Hair Cost $7,000!

Anonymous said...

I can add to that list ---

6. Old ladies who are shocked and appalled that reality tv isn't real.
7. Birthers and Teabaggers.
8. Prolifers who feel betrayed by Kate not being 100% Christian and pious like Michelle Duggar.
9. Prochoicers who are disgusted with Kate for raping Jon and getting her overstimulated ovaries to produce six healthy children.

Anonymous said...

iwhyawli said...

I like the pics of Kate's hair as features on that site (mentioned above) a whole lot better. Tons better.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

what about
10. Fat and ugly

Jen D said...

Yes, I seriously roll around the floor laughing....the floor of my shanty that is. I am so fat and ugly that I can't even get a lesbian to sleep with me.

I feel so violated. How did you know such accurate information about me?

Anonymous said...

I so agree...her hair looks great!!!

Annie said...

Oh, you really want us to take notice of you? You do realize that it won't go well for you, right?

Annie said...

My comment was directed to the JenD who was rude and posted at 6:53pm and 9:18pm!

Barb said...

Yes!! THESE pictures really are flattering of her. The ones in People make her hair look straggley. She looks great here. That must be why the GWOPS are so busy putting her down!!

Anonymous said...

Another one bites the dust...It seems as if BOMO is going gosselin free in 2010. We can only hope that the rest will follow.

Anonymous said...

Great news everybody, Moon is closing her hate blog!!! I guess the loonies didn't put enough money in her tip jar. I know this blog is about gwop, but her bloggers are some of the most hateful women that I have come across in this crazy Gosselin saga. Especially Tam and Merrit! I'm so HAPPY...

Anonymous said...

Why would her chronies send her money to keep her blog up when she could have opened an account with Google Blogger for free instead? Maybe Google Blogger didn't provide the eye injuring black background/white text Moon is so fond of. How long has this web charity nonsense been going on with her anyway? I read her parting goodbye and it sounded like a typical con leaving the site of the crime to move on to another bunch of victims.

Anonymous said...

So true. She probably made so much money from the donations that it paid for her christmas presents and now she doesn't need her followers any longer. Well for whatever reason, another one bites the dust.

Anonymous said...

Moon sold her blog so funny.

Anonymous said...

YAY!!!!!!!! Moon committed blog-a-cide too!

The haters are finally realizing their insanity and how hating on Kate robbed moments from their life and actually helped keep Kate famous and rich. All along they thought they could sabotage Kate Gosselin via key-stroking hate and filth.

Yay Moonie's Cult is closing, hope she gave back those love offerings she conned out of her cult followers.

Im sure another hater boght Moons blog said...

I have today sold the Musings domain – I do not know what the new owner has in store for it. I don’t know if they will continue it or rebrand it – time will obviously tell.

Crazy Jon said...

EXCLUSIVE: Cops Believe Jon Gosselin's Ransack Claims Are Publicity StuntEXCLUSIVE: Cops Believe Jon Gosselin's Ransack Claims Are Publicity Stunt
Posted on Jan 12, 2010 @ 11:04PM print it send it New York police investigating the "ransacking" of Jon Gosselin's apartment believe the event was a publicity stunt, sources familiar with the situation told exclusively.

A large Japanese chef's knife pinning a note - allegedly from Hailey - to a dresser particularly strikes investigators as staged, the sources said.

EXCLUSIVE PHOTOS: Jon & Hailey First Kissing Photos exclusively obtained a photo of that scene, which also shows tufts of cut up furniture on the floor.

"The more cops have looked into it, the more they feel like it was a publicity stunt," a police source told "They absolutely think the butcher knife part of it is B.S."

EXCLUSIVE: Hailey Glassman's Attorney "She's Upset" Over Jon Gosselin Attacking Her

Despite the skepticism, the case remains open.

The criminal complaint was filed after Jon said he found his New York apartment ransacked Dec. 26 and blamed ex-girlfriend Hailey.

PHOTOS: Jon Gosselin & Kate Major In Happier Times

An NYPD source also told that Hailey's complaint against the former Jon & Kate Plus 8 star is going nowhere.

Cops looked into Glassman's claim that Jon, jealous over a photo of her kissing another man, pushed her against a wall and verbally abused her.

VIDEO: Hailey Says Jon Emotionally Abuses Her

"He won't be arrested on this one," said the NYPD source. "It seems clear he pushed her, but he didn't strike her from what they've learned during their investigation.

PHOTOS: Jon Says Goodbye To His Dogs

"However, there's now a 'D.I.R.' - a 'Domestic Incident Report' on file because of her claim, which means that if there's any future domestic violence or aggravated assault claims involving Gosselin that comes to the NYPD, they'll be more likely to probe deeper because there's now something in his file."

The events occurred as Hailey moved out of the apartment they shared and the couple split.

Anonymous said...


I find it hysterical that Bomo considers Musings from the Loon to be a "brand" in the first place.

Hey Bomo, you have a hate site, existing for the intent of doing harm. Good and decent people have seen what you are from day one. You should be embarrassed and ashamed of what you are. I just find it sad that it took as long as it has, to come to the realization that focusing on hatred and destruction isnt a good or healthy thing.

Life IS too short and there are much, much worse things in the world than J&K. I am glad that you took the time to see the Holocaust Museum. It's a humbling experience. One that more people should experience. It sounds like you have learned something and what a gift you have been given.

Anonymous said...

I wonder why Tam hasn't sent Moon a best wishes goodbye. All the others have. I bet her head exploded! I got a good laugh when Moon said that she sent Tam's donation ( cough cough ) back. I bet Tam is trying to buy the site so she can continue her mission. She really is over the top!

Anonymous said...

Who is the fattie in the top photo? She hates on Kate? I can see why, GAG.

Seriously, who is she?

iwhyawli said...

That photo is believed to be Sharla (nhrn) or what most people envision Sharla (nhrn) to look like in real life (ie., a loud, large, big-boned, husky bull dyke.) If that picture showed more of her upper body, we'd also see a lot of food slopped down the front of her (oxford cloth) men's shirt.

Sandy said...

From DListed!!!!
Jon Grosselin is the new Richard Heene. At least that's what Radar is hearing. A few weeks ago, Jon's cavern of desperation (No, not his a******. The "other" cavern of desperation) was ransacked by one of his arch rivals.

The NYPD lined up the usual suspects (i.e. Hailey Glassman, Kate Gosselin's possum head, Dignity, and 99% of the population) and Jon pointed directly at his ex-girlfriend Hailey. Jon believes that Meth Brows is the one since a note, allegedly written by Hailey, was left behind. The note was pinned to Jon's dresser with a Ginsu knife.

But sources tell Radar that the NYPD swallowed an entire cup of common sense and now believe that Jon himself orchestrated this publicity stunt to keep his corner on the famewhore stroll. The source explained, "The more cops have looked into it, the more they feel like it was a publicity stunt. They absolutely think the butcher knife part of it is B.S."

The detectives most likely came to that conclusion after they tested the knife and only found remnants of AXE body lube, Fluff, Ed Hardy's sperm and hot dog water.

Overlook The Obvious said...

Blogger capslock said...

If the show is off the air now, how is Kate making money right now? She cried that Jon left her and her bank account where she couldn't pay the bills over a month ago.

Now the hair extensions, the
spending, and all the glee.

What happened?! Can someone fill me in?!

1/14/2010 3:16 PM

They really think Kate paid for the hair.

GWOPers have selective memory on their hero Jon. The courts made him put back all the money he stole. Remember???

Anonymous said...

From Matt Heckman's Blog:

on January 14, 2010 at 2:12 pm

I feel stupid for typing this but since I feel the need to get it out, here goes. I am so sad today. My marriage is over. I spent the last year obsessing about the Kate Gosselin while my own family deteriorated. My husband has moved out my kids are going to live with my parents and I have to go look for a job now. So to anyone who wastes their days obsessing about Kate Gosselin STOP! Look whats happened to me? Musings from the Moon, DD and RWA you’re all responsible for my life being in ruins.

I Lost Everything.

salty said...

They really think Kate paid for the hair.

Now they do, but last year they'd have been screaming "freebies!".

You see, with the gwoppers, it's all about whatever scenario makes Kate look the worst. When she's making loads of money, she's a bitch for taking free stuff because she can afford to pay for it herself(starving kids in indonesia and all that), but now that she isn't working, they'd like to think she'll pony up for extensions when(they assume) she can't afford her house payment.

Gwop: Where reality is optional.

Anonymous said...

This is too funny,

The best part is there is a direct quote from Kevin saying he was out until 4 a.m. The TLC/Kate/Radar conspiracy explanation won't do. Jodi should have known the guy was a lowlife when he was willing to sell out his sister to a tabloid. To Jodi Kate was some woman that invaded her life who she had to put up with. To Kevin Kate is his SISTER. Someone who grew up with and shared good times and bad with. The guy was scum for choosing his asshole in-law brother over his own blood. Jodi must have been having too much fun enjoying a "wonderful" husband who agreed with her vindictive and jealous rantings to notice he was a money grubbing scumbag.

Anonymous said...

Hmmm which nosey is more attrative?

Anonymous said...

Hey Kevin where is the love?

Anonymous said...

iwhyawli, I did you see sharla is selling gwop gear?

Might make for a good new posting.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
iwhyawli, I did you see sharla is selling gwop gear?

Might make for a good new posting.

January 28, 2010 11:21 PM

Its sick how they make money off hate. I wonde if IRS knows? they better be paying taxes. Thats why they wont go away theyre makeing money off Kates family.