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Recording November's Poll Results for Posterity

What a shame that Hailey's considerable talents as a girl-girl boxing referee in seedy airport hotels didn't come to light before gwopwop's November's poll. So sad, too bad. I am otherwise forced to record herein for posterity the overwhelming sentiment that Hailey's best offering to prospective employers is her willingness to sleep with fat guys. Ha.

As a new semi-single woman, which of Hailey Glassman's skills offer the most value to prospective employers in the event she "decides to get a job."

Home Wrecking 20 (18%)

Media Whoring 34 (31%)

Fake Crying 27 (24%)

Hurling lame
homophobic insults
at tabloid bloggers 21 (19%)

to sleep with
fat guys 74 (67%)

Sitting on ass
all day doing
nothing 36 (33%)


Barb said...

I would like to post sometimes but don't see a place to post anything that isn't specific to a topic you write.

Anonymous said...

EXCLUSIVE: Gosselin Burglary Is A "Huge Publicity Stunt" Says Attorney For Hailey GlassmanEXCLUSIVE: Gosselin Burglary Is A "Huge Publicity Stunt" Says Attorney For Hailey Glassman
Posted on Dec 27, 2009 @ 06:05PM print it send it
Splash NewsSpeaking only to, Hailey Glassman's attorney Anand Ahuja called the trashing of Jon Gosselin's apartment and the finger-pointing at his former girlfriend a pr stunt.

PHOTOS: Jon Gosselin Was In Reading, PA Near His Kids Home Sunday

"It appears to be a huge publicity stunt," said Ahuja, an attorney specializing in domestic violence who works with Glassman's primary lawyer Stephanie Ovadia.

"The police investigation is still ongoing and we are sure the investigation will reveal that someone is trying to frame Hailey," Ahuja added.

PHOTOS: Jon & Hailey Kiss, In Happier Times

As exclusively reported, Hailey was interviewed by the police Saturday. Her mother spoke to the cops Sunday.

Hailey Glassman Talks To Police About Gosselin Break-In

"There are no charges against Hailey," Ahuja said. "I don't think they are even considering her as a suspect in a crime. It appears that somebody, and I don't know who that might be, or what their motive might be, is framing her. The detectives are still working on it."

PHOTOS: Hailey Glassman's Wild Party Days

Anonymous said...

There are a lot of fat guys in management so her employment possibilities are endless.

iwhyawli said...

Barb, I created an Open Discussion thread for ya.