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Deep Analysis of Jon's ParentDish Manifesto: Question #20

Well friends, I wish I could say we're almost done with the analysis of Jon's interview at ParentDish, but well the guy just doesn't know when to shut up. I think there's at least 8 more questions to plow through. Ugh.

Question 20 begins a series of questions in which Jon rambles on about the papparazzi. And what a bunch of rambling it is! Rambling that's probably music to everyone's ears at Willams & Connolly, especially that stuff about "toast" and "making money for your family." This Thanksgiving I will be certain to include a shout-out for the papparazzi during grace. A world without tabloid magazines (which for Jon is the only kind of magazine there is apparently) would just be too hellish.


And I've said this before but it merits additional mention because I think the Glassman parents are getting off far too lightly: the whole thing about "Hailey and I just hung out in her parents' house for awhile" is beyond creepy to read coming from a 32-year-old male.


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PD: How are the paparazzi dealing with you these days?

JG: Hailey and I just hung out in her parents' house for awhile because of the paparazzi. But I know that if you didn't have paparazzi, there would be no magazines, no advertising, no marketing, no nothing.

If you run away from them, you're totally toast. So let them take your picture and that's it. After they get the picture then they go away. We're just like, who cares, do what you gotta do and make money for your family. I know a lot of them. I know where their parents live.
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8 comments:

Anonymous said...

WOW. This parentdish interview is torture. Who would ever hire this man again after these lame fish answers? He is such a fool. I can't believe Kevin and Jodi associated with him again after this interview.

Anonymous said...

He's so immature to think that because he's talking to these loony paps that they are friends.

mkb77 said...

You know where they live? Seriously? Is this a threat or are you friends?

Anonymous said...

Is he insinuating that he's cool because he is friends with the paps? If so, that is so not cool.

Anonymous said...

He says:

But I know that if you didn't have paparazzi, there would be no magazines, no advertising, no marketing, no nothing.

This is from the man-child who stops production of the show because it is damaging to his children and yet he admits that if he didn't have the paparazzi documenting hi$ every move (and the moves of his children) that he wouldn't be on any magazine cover$ or be able to $ecure any marketing/adverti$ing.

He is so transparent that it is almost unbelievable.

Anonymous said...

Jon is going to be on ET/Insider agin.

anonymous mole said...

Anonymous said...
Jon is going to be on ET/Insider agin.

November 9, 2009 1:59 PM

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I betcha the GWOPPERS all got fresh batteries today or picked up some viagra for their darling husbands.

bwu ha ha ha ha ha

The haters are hot after Jon! said...

anonymous mole said...
Anonymous said...
Jon is going to be on ET/Insider agin.

November 9, 2009 1:59 PM

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I betcha the GWOPPERS all got fresh batteries today or picked up some viagra for their darling husbands.

bwu ha ha ha ha ha

November 9, 2009 6:57 PM
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OMG, I was thinking the same thing. (well sort of) All these staunch Jon supporters have GOT to have the hots for him or why the hell else would these women side with a schlep like Jon?

Even Charles Manson still has groupies so I guess there'll always be a few crazies out there who are going to dig Jon.