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Sharla and Julie's Agony

Poor Sharla. She just can't decide whether she's "snark" or "child advocate".

Today at GWOP, we have a new post titled "New Post by Julie." Now the original post was titled "New post by Aunt Julie" but then someone (probably a gwoppwopper) pointed out that not even Jodi is a blood relative which makes Julie nothing more than some raving luney-tune in Columbia, Maryland who has no inside information whatsoever. The post title has since been corrected and the comments correcting Sharla have never been posted, of course. But Google Reader tells all.

I'm not sure I can bear to read "Aunt Julie's" new post. I'll bet my lunch money that she makes some sort of reference to the whacky Balloon Boy family. Reality TV is to blame. She now plans to crucify anyone for even *wanting* to put their kids on a Reality TV show. If Julie has her way, it won't be long before Julie is deciding who gets to have any children at all.

I'm officially renaming Julie "Herr Aunt Julie".

Has it been a year since Herr Aunt Julie deleted all her original blog posts? You know the ones I'm talking about. The ones which reveal the real reasons for her crusade to destroy Jon & Kate Gosselin. It's all because lil' baby sis Jodi (aka., Saint Aunt Jodi) done got herself booted off the show for wanting more money. Actually, Herr Aunt Julie's hatred for Kate dates all the way back to well before the twins. If we are to believe the folks who fill my email inbox, Herr Aunt Julie and Saint Aunt Jodi have been stewing in a pot of contempt for Jon & Kate since the absolute very beginning.

A little weird.

To put this all in perspective. Let's say my name is Kate and that I have a brother named Kevin , who is married to someone named Jodi . We all live in the same neighborhood.

Given this hypothetical, how often do you suppose that I see Kevin and/or Jodi?

Major holidays for sure , but let's say it's at least once a week. Okay, let's say even three times a week. Everyday would be more than a little weird to me personally but whatever, let's say I am "lucky" enough to see Jodi every day of the week.

Adding to the hypothetical. Let's say my brother's wife has siblings. Let's say one of my brother's wife's siblings is named Julie. Julie lives 200 miles away.

Sure , I've probably met all of brother's wife's siblings at least once. Maybe I see some of my brother's wife's siblings when it's my brother and his wife 's turn to host a major holiday like Christmas. But sometimes, my brother's wife's siblings have to spend holidays with their own in-laws and\or I have to spend Christmas with my husband's family. As we all know, once you or siblings start getting married, holidays like Christmas are never quite the same. Some one is always missing at the table.

I probably know the first names of my brother's wife's siblings. I probably do NOT know stuff like their birthdays, decorating tastes, favorite foods, what car they drive, what they do for a living, etc., etc. In some cases, I might not even know the surnames of my brother's wife's sisters who are married. Any conversations I've ever with my brother's wife's siblings most likely amount to nothing more than the exchange of small pleasantries (aka., chit chat) regarding recently seen movies, football or major new events.

So, how often do you I suppose that I see my brother's wife's siblings? Especially the ones who have their own families and are living over 200 miles away? It can't be that often. In my real world, it's once every other year, if that.

So my point is. How does Herr Aunt Julie living over 200 miles away come to have all this deep-seated hatred and jealousy for Jon & Kate? Who is feeding Julie all these awful truths that breed such hatred. Oh sure, part of the problem is Herr Aunt Julie's own insecurities, but *WHO* is pouring gas on the fire?

I'll give your three guesses and it rhymes with Paint Lodi.

Destroying the Gosselin family has proven to be a lucrative exercise for Paint Lodi and Luncle Bevin. We have evidence of giant lump-sum mortgage payments to prove it. For Julie, however, not so much and so the meddling continues.

Will someone please pay Julie for an interview so we can all move on with our lives?

17 comments:

YE said...

Exactly! Julie has zero business being in this mess. She must be lonely, considering all the time/effort she has put into destroying the Gosselin family. Karma, Julie, is a bitch. It will find you someday.

Anonymous said...

You think Sharla is also Shark? Interesting.

Poor St.Jodi is bitter, said...

Not that this is consequential to the point, but my brother and SIL live about 200 miles away and I have no idea if his wife even has a sister or brother. She could be an only child or one of 15 for all I know. (and she's a great person who I really like!) Imagine the "real" knowledge of someone who is a hater. Um, nil to zippo!

I've always thought the real villain in all of this is Saint Jodi and her skanky sister. Their parents must be so proud. Then again they couldnt be high quality people either to raise TWO daughters who turned out so bitter and angry.

Yahoo Emailer said...

From TMZ:

Jon Gosselin sincerely believes his time and energy is worth somewhere around $12,000-per hour -- because that's how much he's demanding to appear on a Florida radio show.

TMZ spoke with the host of Tampa's MJ Morning Show who told us he contacted Gosselin's rep in the hopes of booking the reality star to guest co-host the show for one morning.

The radio show offered two first class round trip plane tickets, limo service and a "first class" hotel room -- but that wasn't enough to seal the deal.

Gosselin's rep requested an "appearance fee ... in the 10-12K range."

Team Gosselin justified the amount by saying, "[Jon's] name and appearance on your show will instantly draw press ... and will be a high point for the show." The rep also describes Gosselin as "quite funny, sharp witted and interesting."

The radio host tells us he "fell out of his chair" when he read the demand. Looks like Jon will have to go back to "Entertainment Something" to lock down that kind of money.


Read more: http://www.tmz.com/#ixzz0UXtOEAMs

iwhyawli said...

Yeah, shark. You know, from the movie Jaws.

Anonymous said...

I wonder if " Aunt Julie " tried to get on the show with her sister and they told her to back off.

Anonymous said...

You called Sharla "snark"....do you know something that you are not telling us? Is her screen name also SNARK?

Anonymous said...

I can say with certainty that Snark and Snarla (I mean Sharla) are two different people....

They are Facebook friends, however, and live within a road trip from one another.

Marissa said...

Anonymous said...
I wonder if " Aunt Julie " tried to get on the show with her sister and they told her to back off.

October 21, 2009 3:26 PM
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I wouldn't put it past them to do this. Sounds like this most certainly could've happened and the sisers were scorned.

iwhyawli said...

people like anon@5:17 is the reason we're in a recession.

iwhyawli said...

You're just not contributing your share, 5:17. Heck, you're not even *trying* to contribute your share.

What will be said of you when your gone, 5:17?

Will anyone notice?

Wyatt said...

While I'm here, I need to ask you, iwhyawli, why you think children and their private times are entertainment ? Where are your kids? Are they just not as cute? How do they feel when you spend your days defending a child abuser and drooling over kids that aren't yours.

Spend time with your kids and maybe you won't get your ass sued for posting pictures of people you don't know. Word in the blogosphere is that the woman "you think" is Sharla is somebody completely different and she has been talking to her lawyer and google.

You are so ignorant for posting people who aren't in the public eye. This is a warning but I know you won't take it as the gift it is. You will continue to trash people you don't know and you will "be sorry."

YES, that's a fucking threat. What are you going to do, MAKE THIS AN ENTRY???

Anonymous said...

Oh Anon.@ 5:17 aren't you just too cute. Everyone knows that (TV) Snark used to be FX Fanantic....

iwhyawli said...

Dear Wyatt:

By all means, I am more than delighted to answer your questions.

Question:
Why you think children and their private times are entertainment?

Answer:
Wyatt, chum, you've not thought this question all the way through. That, or English is not your first language. If you're asking what I suspect you may be asking then you don't really understand this blog or my position. Which would also mean you're stupid. Apologies if I'm the first to break that to you.

Question:
Where are your kids? Are they just not as cute?

Answer:
Two of my kids are at the dinner table right now doing homework. The youngest one is probably watching a re-run of Jon & Kate + 8in the family room. I think my kids are cute. Did this particular question have a point, Wyatt?


Question:
How do they feel when you spend your days defending a child abuser and drooling over kids that aren't yours?

Answer:
See response to Question #1


4. Spend time with your kids and maybe you won't get your ass sued for posting pictures of people you don't know. Word in the blogosphere is that the woman "you think" is Sharla is somebody completely different and she has been talking to her lawyer and google.

You are so ignorant for posting people who aren't in the public eye. This is a warning but I know you won't take it as the gift it is. You will continue to trash people you don't know and you will "be sorry."

YES, that's a fucking threat. What are you going to do, MAKE THIS AN ENTRY???

Answer: No.

Yahoo Emailer said...

Wyatt sounds like he's off his rocker. Someone needs some stability drugs!!

Marissa said...

Wyatt, your stupidity shines brighter than the North Star.

I can't believe the amount of stupid shit you rolled out. Stupid on so many levels. One that will really hit you in the face sometime.

Lezlie said...

Word in the blogosphere is that the woman "you think" is Sharla is somebody completely different and she has been talking to her lawyer and google.

Talking to her lawyer and Google? Somebody has a lot of time on their hands (and apparently $$$ - good for you Peri!).

I'm sure Sharla's lawyer is more than happy to talk and talk and talk and talk about this case (on an hourly basis, of course).

Google? Hahahahahahaha. Yeah, keep working that angle. LOL.