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Open Discussion: 9/23 to um I'm not sure

Dangnabbit, I've forgotten to create the Open Discussion thread yet again. Blogging just doesn't come easily to me I'm afraid. After weeks and weeks of not having committed any of those embarrassing comment moderation flub-ups, just yesterday I accidentally deleted two comments. I am useless and worthless.

In other news, the iwhyawli household finds itself in complete domestic turmoil. Jon & Kate plus Eight now competes with Dancing with the Stars and Monday Nite Football. Historically, I like to tune all of the TVs to the Gosselin show to annoy the GWOPPERS but someone (not me) really wants to watch a bunch of men in tight pants batter and lay on top of themselves. My little girl wants to watch Derek Hough. The littler ones still want to watch the Gosselins. The pets and I are completely torn. We'd sorta like to watch Tom Delay, Donny Osmond and Natalie Coughlin but there are too many darn commercials during this show anymore. There are also far too many commercials on Cable TV and if I remember correctly, the primary reason we originally purchased cable umpteen million years ago was to avoid the commercials. But I digress.

Now that I know you can watch all of these shows on the computer (thanks, Mrs. Know-it-All!), I'm sorta wondering if any families have actually dumped their cable altogether. I mentioned this idea at work this morning and so far I'm the only one who doesn't think I'm completely crazy.

Decisions, decisions....

42 comments:

Anonymous said...

Moon's site has turned into a pet parade and virtual birthday card for her favorite (obviously!) members and herself (She actually drew attention to her OWN birthday several weeks ago. Narcissist!). I can't even rely on her site for the latest "Kate Hate" to make fun of anymore. Damn you, Moon. (I'd go to GWOP, but it has WAY too many posts to eyeball.)

Anonymous said...

The only way Moon can get hits anymore is if she puts a thread up for Kate. Talk about exploitation!

Anonymous said...

THANK YOU!!!

Someone really needs to take on all these d**n commercials on cable. Frustrating <:(

Kate Wins Again said...

Moon has always exploited the Gosselins. Look at her link-dropping comments at Gwop a year ago as "Poppet" always linking back to her site. She vowed never to stop advocating for the Gosselin children until they were poor and unknown again.

I guess she's giving up? They require too much of her energy now.

Kate wins. Boo hoo.

IWHYISMYPI said...

I might be late with this but....GDNNOP/sty is not dead but is on HOSPICE service...set to invite only....one foot in the grave. Nana nana boo boo

I'm only up to July, and it's such a good read I don't want to jump ahead but could you give me a clue? Does Jodi + Jon = Serina or sharla, or is it Serina/Jodi (because of so much venom and hideing behind child advocate crap)Sharla/Julie?

Thanks Peeps.
Zoey

Jill said...

HA! The pig blog is on invitation only.

Puh-leeze! Just goes to show what a f-tard Peri is.

Anonymous said...

Things I have learned from the GWOP chat room:


none of them have lives

they are all addicted to chatting

they don't like it when people go in there and lurk

they don't like new people

they really don't like it if you clear their screen

Anonymous said...

There are endless amounts of snark worthy comments over at the GWOP chat room. I adjure you GWoP without Pity sisters to unite, observe, cut, copy, paste and snark away.

You can find the link to the chat room on GWOP.

Let's get this snark party started!!!

A damn cute chick said...

Iwhy, Have you been to "Jon and Kate plus 8 without pity? This site's post all say "posted by GWOP" can you take a look and let us know?

Anonymous said...

A little bird said that Matt and NC resident are very close.

iwhyawli said...

To the best of my knowledge, no, I have never been to a site called 'Jon & Kate plus 8 without pity'. Unfortunately, I will have to rely on the kindness of others to figure out what you're referring to. I am too shy to go visiting elswhere.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
A little bird said that Matt and NC resident are very close.

September 24, 2009 7:22 PM
gay close? hahahaha.

Val said...

Anonymous said...
A little bird said that Matt and NC resident are very close.

September 24, 2009 7:22 PM
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From the little bit I've seen of Matt's site, totally not NC. Nc is moronic and stubbornly stupid. Matt, can just be annoying. But, I dont find him stubbornly stupid.

btw, where has old nc been lately anyhow?

Nicole said...

I think the pig blog needs to be shut down. If this is the beginning of that, then great. Or, if Peri and her two sock puppets want to converse among themselves, once again, great. The pig blog is probably the most useless, stupid, less than basic, non-creative webpage I've ever seen.

Anonymous said...

Things Chatzy GWOPPERS hate

to be called GWOPPERS

to be told that you are taking notes on them

to be reminded that they have no lives

to be reminded that their lives suck

people who lurk

people who clear their room

people who steal their nicks

people who have anything nice to say about Jon and Kate

Gena said...

Are there really people sitting around reading gwop going "My, there's some really intelligent, thought provoking conversation going on in here."? I don't believe it. I can't. In order for me to go on having faith in humanity, I won't.


And they're all professionals. Doctors, lawyers, marine biologists, etc. If they could find a butcher and someone to run the 711, they could have their own little town in fantasy land. I guess Sharla could run the 711. They don't require background checks and a drug screen to sell slurpies, do they?

easydoesit said...

Life with a Hater-
There have been a lot of comments on this site regarding Haters, especially a particular one with hilarious initials. But what came to my mind was their poor families. If some single chick wants to be Hate-ish then so be it -- only their co-workers will suffer.But the children and husbands of the haters... it must be torture. If you look up to someone on TV as a role model, then that means they are better than you at something. And when that someone is Kate Gosselin and that something is "being a wife & mother", ACK!! Do the haters use and neglect their children more than Kate? Do they treat their husbands worse than Kate does/did Jon?I wonder if they all make that Kate-eating-her-salad-talking-to-the-camera-ignoring-her-children face when their families interrupt JK+8?Anyone else want to speculate on Life With A Hater? LOL.

Meggy said...

The most dangerous group of haters are the rabid ones. They have a need to run from website to website and defend every ordinary, common and regular action and word Kate preforms or says.

Most of them are lazy, narcissists, who abuse kids, husbands and family memebers. They lack the ambition and initiative to climb out of their poverty ridden filth and so hate Kate because she has managed to accomplish what they only dream of. She has worked her way to wealth and fame.
When Kate succeeds, They will blame others because they will never do that in their own lives for themselves.
They are angry, miserable, space takers who contribute NOTHING to their own life or anyone elses.

SaveMeFromGwop said...

From GWOP-
Sheeple need grammer lessons said...

Has anyone seen the spelling and grammer from the Sheeple site? I couldn't believe it. You wonder if they've ever had an English class. They can barely put two words together (and spell them correctly), let alone a sentence.
How old are they? Are they kids?
If they are adults speaking that way and the horrible spelling, its no wonder they kiss the ground that Kate walks on. They don't exactly set the bar too high.


Yes, the 'grammer' and spelling over there is horrible... Oh, the irony..... :::snicker:::

CallMe said...

they really don't like it if you clear their screen


Thats fun- they get all pissed and bent out of shape. I enjoy tormenting the crazies.

Losers, the lot of them said...

I wouldn't feel too sorry for the families of haters. I'm sure the haters are raising their children to be haterkids, just like them and are the children good people tell their kids to just avoid and ignore because they are not the kind of kids you would want to be friends with. And their husbands are probably loserhaters and that's why they picked them. Probably on some sort of fake disability, who sit at home drinking beer, farting and abusing animals. No doubt their homes are filthy and the haters themselves walk around with bedsores on their asses from parking their wide butts in their computer chairs. This is the quality of people I believe the haters are. No one you would associate with in real life. I mean seriously, if you are a loser on the internet, how much of a winner could you be in real life?

Val said...

On Hailey Glassman's twitter page...

preesi: @hAiLeYgLaSsMaN1 So if I make no sense just humor me
about 19 hours ago from TweetDeck preesi: @hAiLeYgLaSsMaN1 YAY hailey is back...Iwas diagnosed with Scoliosis yesterday so Im in lala land on pain pills and muscle relaxers.
about 19 hours ago from TweetDeck stephanie2185: @hAiLeYgLaSsMaN1 dont let the bullshit get to you it'll pass
about 19 hours ago from web

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Well, that says it all. Lisak and preesi, two low lifes hanging out on scum of the earth's Hailey's twitter page.

iwhyawli said...

Of all the bad luck. Poor hAiLeY. This scoliosis diagnosis and the impending upper body cast is really gonna put a damper on all the love-making. How thankful we all are that Hailey can still twitter under such devastating circumstances, especially for someone like her who abhors all the attention.

Marissa said...

wonder how her scoliosis back will hold up the new girls?

Anonymous said...

I don't know what's sadder, people that sit in chat rooms talking about anything and everything or people that sit in chat rooms for hours and hours just to see if anyone says anything to snark about and make trouble.

Fiona is a Fake and a Flake said...

Fiona is at it again on her blog. She loves to try and intimidate people who are commenting at different blogs by picking on them and acting as if she is better.

Her latest post - " My Lord, what kind of person does that to someone they do not know. It is gossip in the worst sense just as when Crazy said the twins were in counseling"

Fiona, step back and take a look at your blogging history. You have been doing this for well over a year and a half. Since your days at Imperfect Parent. You target many people. Not just Jon and Kate.

Why don't you give it a break?

Anonymous said...

Excuse me Ms. Confussed Asshole but you are complaining about this poster from a, "BASH" site created specifically for the purpose of intimidating and BASHING others....
Instead of telling Fiona to step back you might want to try taking your own advice. Scroll up and read Iwhy's little mission statement of, "sit back, relax and enjoy while I BASH others".
WHAT AN ASSHOLE!!
STUPIDITY AT THIS LEVEL SHOULD BE ILLEGAL AND OFFENDERS SHOULD BOUND AND GAGGED FOR ALL TIME.
THESE SCUMBAGS HAVE NO CLUE WHERE THEY ARE POSTING!

iwhyawli said...

oh no, not CAPS. Tsk Tsk. Someone is really upset. And while I definitely wouldn't wish to upset you any more than you already are, but would it have killed you to quote my so-called "mission statement" correctly?

I Heart Fiona is a Fake and a Flake said...

Every time I read Fiona's blog I think pot meet kettle.....

Anonymous said...

iwhy you plague on society stfu! You're making a fool of yourself when you spew your delusional opinions. I will say though,that with your history of abusing kids,I can see why you would support Polanski. You're his "lack of soul mate". In regards to your comment about "horribly unfair treatment of Roman" Polanski..He better be glad it wasn't my kid,because I would have introduced his bones to sunlight a long time ago. He's disgusting & your more disgusting then ever for supporting him. You pedophiles gotta stick together I guess.

Jess said...

Anonymous said...
iwhy you plague on society stfu! You're making a fool of yourself when you spew your delusional opinions. I will say though,that with your history of abusing kids,I can see why you would support Polanski. You're his "lack of soul mate". In regards to your comment about "horribly unfair treatment of Roman" Polanski..He better be glad it wasn't my kid,because I would have introduced his bones to sunlight a long time ago. He's disgusting & your more disgusting then ever for supporting him. You pedophiles gotta stick together I guess.

September 28, 2009 7:17 PM
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Troll! Who let them out? :)

iwhyawli said...

You don't say. I was wondering where that comment went. I published it because I had something incredibly poignant and witty to say but I then couldn't find it. Not sure why it's here and not in the "GWOP Subject Matter" thread but the
GWOPPER mind is a mysterious place. And by "mysterious place", I mean large, damp empty room with no lights, no windows, filled with cobwebs, bats, mold and the stench of rotten eggs.

Quiltart said...

Iwhy, I don't know if this is the right place or if you prefer to start a new topic, but it's been announced that TLC has changed the name of the show to "Kate + 8" and that Jon will only be on the show in a limited manner.
http://news-briefs.ew.com/2009/09/29/kate-plus-eight-tlc/

LisaKmart and the Kwipes are morons said...

Omg, where do these shit for brains come from? I can only imagine the idiotic comments you get Iwhy. If anyone ever really question the intellgence of these people, I'd say there's no question now.

peace .200 said...

I've taken over the gwop chat room.

Mission accomplished. Nobody can chat unless I say so.

bwuhahaha

Claudette Colbert said...

I'm warning anyone who goes into the GWOP chat to avoid the nasty, trouble-making ways of "Spice". She'll pretend to befriend you and then stab you in the back. She also uses fake nick names to enters the chat as multiple people at once to further her agenda to promote paranoia. Consider yourself warned!

confussed asshole said...

How many times must gwoppers fall into your trap, Iwhy? It appears that the answer to your acronym is "Not so much".

whatnow said...

Claudette Colbert said...
I'm warning anyone who goes into the GWOP chat to avoid the nasty, trouble-making ways of "Spice".


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Aren't they all "nasty trouble-makers"?

gwopwop reporter said...

GWOP Chat News

Preesi got her ass handed to her by Jen D.

The bitch got bitch slapped.

Anonymous said...

From GWOP CHAT ROOM -

Preesi: Well, let me get this off my chest...I asked several of you in email if you would come if I made a paltalk chatroom for us and every single one of those I emailed said YES. so I cleaned my house made sure i had 3 days of food in the house and made a room and sat in there for 3 days and no one came! I was so upset...

Jen D the original: <~~~~ confused

Preesi: Jen because starting a Paltalk room is hard work

Jen D the original: no offense but...I can't plan my life around a chat like that

Preesi: And I was WILLING to do it folr you all

Jen D the original: Then perhaps you should not take that on...seriously. Not trying to be mean here

Jen D the original: I am sorry you were upset. I was not aware of the paltalk room

Preesi: JEN? Read it again! I emailed severa; ppl and they all said theyd come and NONE DID

Jen D the original: *I* did read. I was not one of the invited people

Preesi: Thats cause I dont know your email...

Preesi: Jen? Paltalk allows BANNING and BOUNCING

Preesi: and I can get ppl banned permanently cause Im friends with the manager

Preesi: I set it up I think 2 weeks ago and its even on my site

Jen D the original: Preesi, I am very sorry your feelings were hurt nd that you were disappointed

Preesi: whatnow 24/7

Preesi: it was for tv discussion

Jen D the original: I am still confused about why the Paltalk thing is being brought up NOW

Preesi: Jen? because Paltalk is better then chatzy

Jen D the original: Preesi...I have been chatting on the net for 10-12 years...the sites are pretty much all the same

Preesi: no, text chat sucks

Preesi: abd I can bounce and ban ppl

Anonymous said...

That chatroom consists of mostly addicted lonely women, that neglect their health, work, and family to chat with each other 24/7. Some work in offices and some are teachers and one even stayed up until the wee hours of the morning the other day, because she was going to be the "protector of the room" and then she slept all day. You just can't make these people up. And then we started to play with them, big time, they all started turning on each other to find out who the mole was. And I do not know how Sharla has the time, with all that child advocating that she is doing, to start another chat room, Well we were just having too much fun messing with them. I have to tell you, it was the most fun that I have had in awhile. Hee..Hee...but alas, all good things come to an end. We will have to just find another way to play with them.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
From GWOP CHAT ROOM -

Preesi: Well, let me get this off my chest...I asked several of you in email if you would come if I made a paltalk chatroom for us and every single one of those I emailed said YES. so I cleaned my house made sure i had 3 days of food in the house and made a room and sat in there for 3 days and no one came! I was so upset...

[...]

Preesi: Jen? Paltalk allows BANNING and BOUNCING

Preesi: and I can get ppl banned permanently cause Im friends with the manager

September 30, 2009 12:59 PM

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Iwhy,

That post should have a home of it's very own. Classic GWOP behavior to the extreme (i.e. obsessive behavior, narcissism, loneliness, anger, outrage, blame, ulterior motives, power trips, name dropping etc. etc. )