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Go Evan! Go Evan! Go Evan!

In case you are all wondering, iwhyawli plans to throw all 32,032 of her DWTS votes to Evan-the-Olympian. Yes, I know, I don't feel like looking up the spelling of Evan's last name and certain GWOPPERS can't seem to cope with my spelling errors\laziness.

My reasons for voting for Evan are really quite simple.

1. The Pussy Cat Doll woman is already a professional dancer and has no business participating as a contestant, despite her many teary assertions that 'this doesn't come easy' for her. If dancing, after the umpteen years of dance lessons that were so apparent in last week's up-close-and-personal home movies, still doesn't come easy, perhaps Nicole should contemplate another career. That, or shut up. We all understand her motivation for going on the show and it didn't have anything to do with wanting to learn how to dance and\or winning the much-coveted mirror ball trophy.

2. Max is a moron. Sure, he's cute enough in the face and certainly has a very nice body. But standing next to the well-chiseled, lean mean body mass that is Chad Ochocinco, Max Chmerlooskywitz looks like the fricking pillsbury doughboy. My main man Evan also has a far more sculpted body than Max so I'm not quite sure why Max seems to thinks he's the modern day David. Max is a male bimbo.

3. I don't like the stupid diamond earring that Max wears. Reminds me of Jon.

Good luck, Evan!


I used to vote 378 X said...

Remind me again, is this the show that once featured Kate Gosselin? I haven't been watching...

iwhyawli said...

Kate definitely proved to be a ratings boost, and the fact that a lot of folks didn't stick around once she got booted is telling us/them something.

I enjoy Tom Bergeron's wit, and I adore the quiet pros like Cheryl, Anna and Edyta and Edyta's husband who clearly are talented and are working hard with their "students" but aren't so totally obnoxious on stage. I like the contestants from different walks in like and who aren't already professional dancers trying to boost their dance careers.

However, DWTS needs to dump the insipid, high-drama, look-at-me personalities like Bruno, Max, Derek and (if she comes back) Karina. When I hear Tony say "T teach the teachers" and Max whine "I've invested the last 9 weeks of my life in this" -- as if a) he was doing volunteer work and b) had better offers on the table--- I roll my eyes. I also couldn't care less what Max thinks about anything, any other dancer or any contestant. He always seems to have a snotty face gesture ready or something snotty to say about the female pros (e.g., Cheryl's weight). Yeah, he's really believes he's that and a bag of chips, and perhaps he is but myself I would encourage him to keep his pasty, doughboy chest covered when standing near or around the real athletes.

There was a time when they didn't let the pros speak and that wasn't a bad idea.

Vote Early and Often said...

Maks sucks. Bruno sucks. I like Erin. I like Evan + his pro the best. They are a classy combination.

Sandy said...

Evan is my choice, also. I haven't watched it since Kate left but I've seen some clips. I will watch tonight and tomorrow. Tomorrow, right?

Get Over Yourself Maks said...

Iwhy, I totally agree with all your points. Erin is great, but Maks is all ego and attitude.

I have watched since Kate left, but it hasn't been as interesting. Actually, I ended up missing Pamela somewhat too and I wasn't expecting that.

You convinced me to throw some more votes behind Evan!