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This picture has got to be an early April Fool's joke. I'll choose to believe that really is Hailey's body because anyone else with a body like that wouldn't wear such a cheezy outfit. I especially love the sooper sexy arm thing.

24 comments:

Anonymous said...

Am i supposed to be judging the body, the clothes, the airbrushing or the photoshopping?

Anonymous said...

my eyes! my eyes!

eww said...

Wow. I didn't think it was possible, but Hailey's managed to make herself look even more skanky.

Btw Hailey, Steven Tyler called, he wants his scarf back.

Anonymous said...

That pic looks like a bad joke was played on Hailey.

Anonymous said...

Matt Heckmans site has been shut down.

Anonymous said...

http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2010/02/breaking-news-jon-gosselin-and-tlc-settle-lawsuit

Anonymous said...

THIS SITE SUCKS! WHY DO YOU EVEN BOTHER HAVING IT?

iwhyawli said...

Dear Anonymous at 2:06am,

Good question and I'd like to answer it.

One of the primary reasons I have this site is to keep nuts like you glued to their computers and off the streets. It's a public service really. Sorta like GWOP believes they provide a public service except I actually *am* saving lives.

Seriously, think about it. Or at least try. You could find nothing better to do at 2:06am than to post an ALL CAPS comment on an quasi-retired Gosselin blog? How about, hmmm, say, sleeping?

But yeah, okay, perhaps you're an insomniac. Most nuts are. I'm sure your toilet hasn't seen a good cleaning in a long while so how about spending your early morning "free time" (snicker) with a nice new can of Comet cleaner.

Oh, but of course! Light bulb! I get it now. At 2:06am in the morning, you're just finishing the 2nd shift at the GasNGo/Quick Mart and you still have some energy to burn. Well thank goodness the voices in your head only compel you to return home and post on quasi-retired Gosselin blogs.

There's no unfettered access to the Internet in prison or a mental institution, missy. So you can just thank me now for hosting this blog.

You are very welcome, and I will always be here you.

Anonymous said...

iwhyawli -I love your writing! And it makes LMAO to think that most of what you say flies right over the average bear's head over at the gwop!

Oh and by the way - Did you see the post on GWOP where the lovely creeple thinks Kate should dicuss the size of Jon's Penis on the View and say something like it was "ust lovely for her! Oh I am still laughing days later over that one!

lala said...

iwhy -

you crack me up. thanks.

ten foot pole said...

Ah Ha, the all grown up poster girl for the itsy bitsy dingy should have worn her teenie-tiny yellow polka dotty dolt bikini.

Anonymous said...

I wish we could cover this picture up. I could go the rest of my life without any reminders that Hailey Glassman has a crotch. Ewww!

TVSnarki said...

I made a post about Heckman because someone was telling me he was a Captain of some sort. I thought it was funny. It has since been taken down. He's called my place of employment and my 77 year old mother. I guess I'm supposed to just laugh it off, right?

I did not bring my crap to other blogs. OTHER people did. I set up a FAQ on my blog that should answer all the questions people seem to be asking.

Please keep my name off it. I've never posted here before and I really don't like finding my name all over the place.

I have a life. Maybe those who keep telling me to "get one" need to get one of their own.

Everybody please have a nice day.

iwhyawli said...

Um yeah, you have a life. Reeeeet. And gee, judging by the weighty matters addressed in your heartfelt comment, it's apparently a very full life too.

Beats me how could anyone possibly think you do nothing else except watch TV and post on blogs.

Anonymous said...

Anyone with half a brain who didn't fill the other half with Kate G. hatred would know that Heckman is a hardcore nut after reading just a few sentences on his blog. I don't feel sorry for anyone who decided to deal with him. Hope the hatred for KG was worth all the trouble for ya.

Victim Complex Spotter said...

Are there invisible posts about that woman that only she can read? This is the second blog she's been to "begging" people to stop talking about her when no one is talking about her. If I send her fifty bucks will she shut up already?

Anonymous said...

Tv snark should really have a post of her own. Remember back when she was great friends with the person feature in the picture on this post? She is all over the place and just can't seem to go away. She loves the attention and she has caused plenty of harm to the Gosselins with her posting and blogging.

iwhyawli said...

Dear Victim Complex Spotter:

You've a most excellent blogger name, btw. I too have not noticed any comments regarding TVphyscho here. I'm sorta hoping her post was just a thinly disguised attempt to drum up business for her own blog. Because if it wasn't, then I would feel compel to downgrade her condition to "confirmed cuckoo."

Anonymous said...

When ever I need a good laugh I just have to log on here and read iwhy. You are the queen of wit!

You need to post more often.

Victim Complex Spotter said...

You've a most excellent blogger name, btw.

Why, thank you.

I wondered how you all would like it.

Anonymous said...

you need a new picture for the front page. Heres a picture of one of the gwop ladys aint she pretty. http://www.thetown-crier.com/story/1530724/photo/1218489.html

Anonymous said...

What gwop lady is that? Is she accepting love offerings?

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
What gwop lady is that? Is she accepting love offerings?

February 27, 2010 8:03 PM

Its the big bully 10 doll. She said he was 38 huh. She looks atleast 50.

Anonymous said...

She and her husband are accepting love offerings.