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The Last Episode (for now)

Regarding the last episode of Jon & Kate plus 8, mkb77 conveys my thoughts so perfectly:


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Let's discuss the last episode, shall we?

Let's discuss how Jon says he never had a chance to be a 20 something without kids and a wife.

Or shall we discuss how he knows what he needs to do to be a father, and a friend to Kate AND (most importantly) how to help his relationship with Hailey.

Really, Jon? He is so self involved, so selfish and such an idiot moron that I was literally saying aloud, " You DICK."

And when he made the twins go into the house because they were spatting (and one had the audacity to say that she had more fun with mommy then daddy) I voted him as the worst dad of the year. Ugh.

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I could NOT agree more. I realize Jon was at the mercy of TLC's editing but um, it's not like TLC was clipping letters and words out of a magazine to form Jon's sentences. NO ONE EXCEPT A MORON (AND/OR ADDICT) BLAMES INNOCENT LITTLE KIDS FOR HIS ADULT ACTIONS.

It's now clear 100% clear to me that Jon was left hanging on the teet for way too long. He's void of all accountability. Surely the 'child advocates' are completely outraged at the complete and total guilt trip Jon just hung on 8 kids all under the age of 10, right? RIGHT????

Jon is a special brand of asshole the likes I've not seen since Robert Downey, Jr. RDJ also once blamed his behavior on the stresses of fatherhood and marital separation. If you recall, RDJ's "behavior" was drug addiction. Coincidence? Cough. Of course, there are big differences between RDJ and Jon. Some feel RDJ can act (eyeroll). And now that's he's sobered up, he can at least support his kid financially. Jon, on the other, has no marketable skills which is too horribly convenient since he deems himself "too famous" to work. He's not only screwed himself out of his TLC contract, he's made sure his kids won't be earning any money either.

How in the world does he plan to support those 8 kids? He doesn't (for now). He's far too buzy living out the remainder of his entitled 20's. (I had a job in my 20's, btw). Perhaps by the time Jon reaches 42 (if he lives that long), he''ll find a job that can carry him (and his kids) throughout the 30's that he missed while living out his 20's. I predict the show (sans Jon) will evenutally come back (with Jon's approval) because not having to support them himself is easier for Jon.

For now, the world will be a happier place if we can just get Jon out of the rebel t-shirts and dirty jeans. Maybe even into some pants that fit.

25 comments:

mdew said...

iwhy, any thoughts on why Jon was allegedly so quick to give up custody?

iwhyawli said...

Yes, the possibilities (in no particular order) are endless:

1. He's got no money to fight
for custody.
2. He's a lazy slob (damn,
I should have put this one
first)
3. Custody judge is likely
to focus on Jon's
natural affinity for doob.
Can't have that.
4. Custody will infringe
on available time to chase
mediocre poon.
5. Just because Jon is willing
to wear the same ill-fitting
jeans for 30
days straight without
laundering them doesn't
mean the kids aren't gonna
want him to do laundry.

Sicojon said...

After watching the show last night, I have no doubt that Jon is on drugs. His behavior and actions were outright ridiculous. Those poor children should never be subjected to being around their POS of a dad. He is just downright mean and hateful to those kids. It's so sad to watch.

Yes kids, you ruined daddy's life and he was never allowed to party in his twenties like he wanted to. GROW THE F UP JON! Be a freakin man for once.

I'm certainly not saying that Kate is perfect, because she is not (she even admits that herself). But Jon, is just so far out there. It's no wonder Kate had to be the controlling one in the marriage.

It seriously hurts my heart to know that one day those precious kids are going to see all this footage and see that dad never truly loved them. They are going to need some serious counseling.

Kate Without Pity said...

Taps playing in the background.

Future of the Blog
Questions are coming in about the blog. We aren't going to close it while people still want to discuss the Gosselins. One of the main reasons for starting the blog was the closing of the Jon & Kate Plus 8 thread on Television Without Pity (TWoP). We may make some changes to make it easier on us, (preperation H) but we will warn you in advance. One of the things we plan to do shortly is reduce the number of open posts. The next step may be to reduce the frequency of opening new posts.
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life's a vase of roses said...

he looks like he just rolled out of an orgy

http://momiboutique.blogspot.com/2009/11/building-mystery.html

Thats all folks said...

And I was waiting for Clinton and Stacy to work on Jon's loser wardrobe

It ended too soon said...

When is Jon going to out lesbian Kate now?

iwhyawli said...

When's the next Jodi and Kevin interview? It's about time. Christmas is just around the corner and Benny's gifts aren't going to pay for themselves?

Haters are the losers said...

It is kind of funny though. Think about it. What do we have now that it's all over.

KATE:
- has custody of the children.
- under contract for a new show.
- probably money in the bank.

KIDS:
-good educational opportunities
-food, shelter, clothing
-mother who will work herself into the ground to provide.

JON:
-no children and happy about it
-no job and happy about that
-huge lawsuits looming
-ruined his name both professionally and personally.
-no education or means to support himself short of tabloid television.

But Jon is the good guy don't you know? He's only like this because he was abused for so many years. It's not his fault.

Sharla = Evil said...

If GWOP sticks around now that the show is over it just proves that Sharla and all her nasty hateful friends and followers are hypocrites. Child advocates...yeah what ev.

The show is over and you GWOPPERS can go get a life now.

Anonymous said...

Looks like Jon Gosselin is dating someone locally who he has known 15 years! Apparently they went to Hawaii together....

http://momiboutique.blogspot.com/2009/11/building-mystery.html

Read rest of blog....

http://momiboutique.blogspot.com/

Sharla's Butt Needs A Blog Vacation said...

Kate Without Pity said... November 24, 2009 9:49 AM


[GWOP excerpt]

"Future of the Blog"

Questions are coming in about the blog. We aren't going to close it while people still want to discuss the Gosselins. One of the main reasons for starting the blog was the closing of the Jon & Kate Plus 8 thread on Television Without Pity (TWoP). We may make some changes to make it easier on us, (preperation H) but we will warn you in advance. One of the things we plan to do shortly is reduce the number of open posts. The next step may be to reduce the frequency of opening new posts.


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Preperation H! Ha ha. That was funny! Thank you.

Sharla's doctor nicknamed her butthole "Atlas" for all the weight it has to hold up.

Anonymous said...

EXCLUSIVE AUDIO: Jon Gosselin Caught On Tape: 'I Put My Kids Out There To Every Pedophile And They Never Got Paid For It'EXCLUSIVE AUDIO: Jon Gosselin Caught On Tape: 'I Put My Kids Out There To Every Pedophile And They Never Got Paid For It'
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Posted on Nov 24, 2009 @ 01:36PM print it send it

http://link.brightcove.com/services/link/bcpid16157557001/bctid52377844001
In a raw and sure-to-be controversial audio recording, Jon Gosselin rants against TLC and expresses disgust because "I put my kids out there to every pedophile on the planet and they never got paid for it."

The recording was obtained exclusively by RadarOnline.com and includes Jon explaining that he began speaking freely in public because he thought TLC was afraid of him.

End Of An Era: TLC Air Last Episode Of Jon And Kate Plus 8

He accuses the network of taking money for deals with two magazines and is angry that they didn't share the wealth. It's clear that Jon believes his (supposed) knowledge of these deals means TLC will not stop him from talking - and making financial deals. He says "They haven't said (bleep)."

The Jon & Kate Plus 8 former star claims TLC got paid in a side deal and says "I put my kids out there to every pedophile on the planet and they never got paid for it? It's disgusting"

PHOTOS: Jon Takes The Kids To The Movies

Jon then laments that he didn't start speaking freely months ago and explains he held off because "They (TLC) tried to scare tactic me."

But by the time this recording was made several months ago it's clear that Jon will no longer be "Scare Tactic-ed" and he says if he reveals that the network took money for the magazine deals the network would take a big financial hit.

EXCLUSIVE AUDIO: Caught On Tape - The Proof That Jon Gosselin Breached His TLC Contract

"If that information became public, can you imagine? Their stock would tank," Jon says.

RadarOnline.com has confirmed that contrary to Jon's belief, TLC was not paid for either magazine interview, both of which were done for publicity.

PHOTOS: Jon & Kate Meet To Talk Divorce

Jon's recorded conversation took place months before TLC proved his assessment of their inaction wrong by filing a breach of contract lawsuit against him and hiring one of the best law firms in the country to press the matter. The show aired its final original episode Monday after Jon withdrew permission for the network to film his children.

PHOTOS: Kate Gosselin Parks Illegally

The recording comes at a key early point in Jon's battle with TLC and is a phone call with Michael Lohan, who worked various financial deals with Jon - deals that TLC says violated the exclusivity portion of Jon's contract.

Jon appears concerned about that clause early in the conversation, when he talks about evading photographers. But as he continues talking, Jon reveals that everyone knows he is now talking freely and makes it clear that he thinks he has TLC afraid to stop him.

PHOTOS: Jon Brings Kate Roses At Divorce Meeting

It's pure Jon uncensored on the tape where he also dismisses his time with Kate Major and talks about how she complained he made her look bad. "You know like you know we hung out," he explains. "Still don't get it. (Bleep).

He also discloses that his relationship with Hailey Glassman began May 4th.

EXCLUSIVE: The Secret Contract And Payments That Will Destroy Jon Gosselin In Court

"I'm not stupid," he says at one point to Lohan, who is scheduled to be deposed by TLC's law firm, Williams & Connolly.

Yahoo Emailer said...

According to that boutique blog Jon is getting someone a clothing deal. And, apparently Jon has something going with her sister? Wonder if Hailey knows about this! ;)

Anonymous said...

4.3 Million Viewers Watched Jon and Kate Plus 8 Final Episode4.3 Million Viewers Watched Jon and Kate Plus 8 Final Episode
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Posted on Nov 24, 2009 @ 02:58PM print it send it
INF Daily/Pacific Coast NewsMonday night’s Jon And Kate Plus 8 did not disappoint TLC with it’s final episode.

PHOTOS: Kate Takes The Sextuplets To Dunkin’ Donuts

The finale was watched by an average of 4.3 million viewers, making it a sure fire smash hit for the cable network.

PHOTOS: Kate Runs Errands With Mady And Cara

As RadarOnline.com previously reported the last show in the series shied away from any controversy, with no show downs on the sofa between warring parents Jon and Kate. Instead they aired a series of one-on-one interviews and a couple of clips of the kids on their days out with Jon and Kate respectively.

PHOTOS: Kate Takes The Twins Shopping

As her parting shot Kate said that the ending was “bittersweet” and that she was sad it had been cut short. Jon meanwhile vowed that he would “always be there for my kids no matter what”.

PHOTOS: Kate Takes The Kids To The Park

Jon, Kate and the kids were first introduced to the world in a one hour special entitled Surviving Sextuplets and Twins which aired on May 14th 2006 and the show quickly went on to become TLC’s number one ratings puller, catapulting Jon and Kate to tabloid stardom.

PHOTOS: Jon Takes Kate Roses

The cameras may have stopped rolling, for now, but somehow we are sure the drama is far from over, and that we will continue to see plenty of Jon, Kate and the kids well into the future.

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

I watched that big turd whine about missing his 20s and how he got married, had the twins, and then had the little kids.

I thought the same thing: GROW UP YOU BIG BABY!

Lauren said...

In a raw and sure-to-be controversial audio recording, Jon Gosselin rants against TLC and expresses disgust because "I put my kids out there to every pedophile on the planet and they never got paid for it."
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So Jon, it would've been OK to have your kids "out there" for pedophiles if you had been paid? This man is truly dumber than a bag of hammers and a sh#t. Last night, every time he was on the TV, I changed channels. I just couldn't watch him. Ugh.

Anonymous said...

I think the reason why Kate was always yelling at Jon and micromanaging him was that he was and always has been a dumbass.

All of the GWOPPERS are still hot for him though. They think he is an underdog…no ladies he's just a dog.

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txchic25 said...

I'm so tired of Jon talking about missing his twenties. I got married at 22, was pregnant 6 months later and now have a 2 year old. I don't feel like I'm missing anything. In fact, I think people who are single and living the party life are missing something. I've got the goods: a husband who I have a great relationship with and a little boy who fills my heart with pride. People who party don't get that. I really don't understand Jon and he really makes me sick.

As far as the momiboutique blog, I wonder if the blog writer has a sister named Dana Hoffman?

CLARK Kent said...

Well, that is interesting. I wonder if that is a recent thing or if it's been that way for awhile now. Hmmmmm.

Patsy P said...

Jon conviently forgets Kate "lost" her 20s, too. However, she goes on to the future and doesn't whine about what she might have "missed".
Who is the classy one?

iwhyawli said...

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha ..... you made my day anon@6:43am ... you made my day. best chuckle of the month even!