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BOO! Hiss!

Boo! Iwhyawli doesn't like it when there is only one new episode. I demand more filming! MORE FILMING!

:: watches Jodi's head explode ::

I was also disappointed that there was no iwhyawli t-shirt seen anywhere :: sniff sniff :: despite all those t-shirt scenes at the beach house. But then my beloved mentioned that this episode may have been filmed before the invasion of Carla's blog by GWOP's crooked house activists which is when the idea of an iwhyawli t-shirt was first conceived. :: crosses fingers ::

The new kitchen is lovely and much like my own kitchen except for the giant-size room, the giant island, the giant stove and the 100,00o linear feet of counter space :: turns green :: but I do have creme cabinets and black countertops. I also spent most of the episode thinking that the beach house kitchen was the new kitchen and also coveting the chairs in the beach house kitchen. I shouldn't multi-task when watching the show. No wonder I can't tell any of the kids apart, including Mady and Cara.

Jon proved to be a turd yet again. I'll watch the episode again more carefully but I'm pretty sure Kate didn't say a bad word about Jon once. Meanwhile, we see Jon taking several potshots at Kate. Poor guy just can't help himself, can he? Yeah, I realize this episode was filmed before all the other cad moments in Jon's post-separation life, but the guy is 32 years-old. If I could offer Jon any advice at this juncture it would be to hire someone who is willing to give him some good, sound honest advice. Not a PR firm, but someone who genuinely knows how to find the high ground and behave like a decent human being. Apparently his mother isn't up to the task or he isn't listening to her.

I'll do it for free. Jon, no one wants to hear you or Kate talk smack about each other. Find something nice to say or bite your tongue. Try to remember that you're basically unemployable and have 8 kids to support. Try to be likable. Until you find some other means of income, you need to not get booted off the show.

14 comments:

Linda said...

If Kate or Jon or ANYONE connected with the show was sporting an 'IWHYAWLI' t-shirt I would probably jump on my kitchen island and do a happy dance.

Marissa said...

Jon's a little man, and I use the word man loosely. Grow up you turd and have respect for the mother of your children. You're not in a clique war. And, by taking potshots, who's approval are you seeking? Your new galpal, or galpal of the week?

Anonymous said...

I wonder if the GWOPPers will start a letter writing campaign to the cord blood company that was advertised during the show.

Yup, they are child exploiters for sure.

Anonymous said...

I highly suggest adding SuzanneDeAZ's picture somewhere on this site. She is superbly superb in the looks department (complete with a pimp hat), and her posts sound like 8-year-olds wrote them.

SC Resident said...

Dayum. Iwhyawli you done dissed on Jon's momma!

I would think twice before dissing on a biker dude like Jon. He is hardcore that's why he wears Ed Hardy.

I hates to be you.

Anonymous said...

dirtydisher said...
OMG, watched part 2 and that whore said her family used her kids to make money. Is she kidding? She's blatently whored her naked chidren since birth and she has the nerve to blame Jodi and Kevin? She needs to be shot at and shit on. Seriously.

August 11, 2009 3:20 PM

Just in case someone out there thought DD was sane, even a little. She obviously isn't. She needs to stop talking about her crazy mother and realize that crazy is genetic and show some empathy because she is destined to turn out just the same. As she has.

Anyone have a DSM-IV handy? said...

Anonymous said...
dirtydisher said...
OMG, watched part 2 and that whore said her family used her kids to make money. Is she kidding? She's blatently whored her naked chidren since birth and she has the nerve to blame Jodi and Kevin? She needs to be shot at and shit on. Seriously.
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I have no idea who this person is but she obviously has some unresolved sexual aggression or problems. I'm not sure if I should be sad for this woman or afraid for the people in her life. I guess both. Where do these people come from?

Gun Town Historian said...

The Dirty Disher is totally sane by Gun Town standards.

I looked up Gun Town on Wikipedia and it said that the town's motto is "Be ye shit on and shot at".

It's a blessing I believe.

Linda said...

I've never been to DD's blog, but if she wrote that it is threatening and she should be reported to the blogging host site.

Up with Sheeple said...

Jon looks petty and small when he takes digs at Kate. Bad move. Does Jon have any fans left?

Those kids are really cute.

I watched the episode after I read reaction at gwop and moons. Haters, listen, they cleaned up from the pudding and DIDN'T traipse all over the rented house. It made the kids happy. What the hell is your problem with someone else's kids playing and having a good time and then cleaning up? Really, are you that judgmental that every activity the Gosselin kids do is evil?

I almost said they could give stuff to charity and the nutcases at gwop and moons would complain, but we have already seen that happen, haven't we?

Those gwops and moonatics are really miserable, aren't they? What kind of woman could find anything to criticize in little kids having fun?

Anonymous said...

Up with sheeple:

On Lisak's blog they view the pudding segment as pornographic"
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lisa k. said:
August 12, 2009 1:57 PM


"Any perv out there that watches this show would probably get off on that segment wouldn't they. No way would I put any child in a bathing suit and have them smear their bodies down with pudding...that sounds like something they do in a porno flick!"

Stephanie said...

Those gwops and moonatics are really miserable, aren't they? What kind of woman could find anything to criticize in little kids having fun?

August 12, 2009 11:19 AM
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Gwops, moonatics, pigs. They are all miserable jealous and bitter people.

Concerned Anonymous said...

Iwhyawli:

I haven't seen any new posts today

That can mean only two things

1. you are super busy
2. Sharla (Preesi), Lisa K, Bohemian Moon and the Dirty Disher have found you and you are in some basement somewhere being interrogated and abused.

Please let us know that you haven't been abducted by the GWoP mafia.

Lauren said...

Aw, it looks like Jon found a way to earn money at something he's good at. :-)
http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2009/08/jon-gosselin-host-las-vegas-pool-party