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Here's what. Iwhyawli couldn't give two hoots if Kate Gosselin has had a boob job. Because, friends, I'm the original Lady Gaga\Bjork\Madonna\Cher\Bette Midler\all the female shock-value performers in between Bette Middler and Gypsie Rose Lee\Gypsie Rose Lee\Eve --- i.e., I am the most non-judgmental person on the planet.

Here's also what. If Kate Gosselin has had a boob job, I don't understand why it seems to be such a shock to the GWOPPERS. Afterall, she wears a half pound of acrylic on her fingertips and someone else's (real or manufactured) hair on her head.

One more what. I don't get why anyone who had a boob job would lie about having a boob job, especially if you wear a half-pound of acrylic on your fingertips and someone else's (real or manufactured) hair on your head. Not that I think Kate is lieing because um, I don't care enough, if at all. But, I also don't get why anyone would answer anything except "none of your business" when asked if they had a boob job. Perhaps most perplexing of all, I don't understand why anyone asks a person if someone had a boob job, or even wonders if someone had a boob job. GWOPPERS are wierd, man, just plain wierd.

Last but not least. I don't understand why Lindsay Lohan asked someone to shoot collagen into her lips. It looks friggin' horrible. Such a potentially pretty young girl whose drinking and substance abuse made her look like a 40-year-old before the lip job, now looks like a 50-year-old.

I've yet to see a good collegen lip job, have you?

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

GWOPPERS take Kate's possible boob job so very personally. Why in hell do they care so much? I DON'T GET IT! She's just some lady on TV for cryin' out loud.

Puff the MD said...

I agree Iwhy, that collagen fat lip business is disgusting and I cannot figure why anyone would want this. Eeew! The worst one I've seen is Meg Ryan...gross. Reminds me of those huge red candy wax lips my friends and I used to get as kids.

Emmy Cabo said...

Which is worse?
Silicon enhancements that lead to $250K/episode, a seat at the Emmies, & a kick ass People spread...

OR

Frizzy dyed-Ronald MacDonald red hair that leads to no contract and and the bitter taste of sour grapes?

Julie? Any ideas?

Hi Sharla! said...

Anonymous said...
GWOPPERS take Kate's possible boob job so very personally. Why in hell do they care so much? I DON'T GET IT! She's just some lady on TV for cryin' out loud.

September 18, 2010 9:01 PM
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Come on anonymous, you know it's about the children!

Hi Becky! said...

If Gwoppers would spend 5% of the time they spend OBSESSING over Kate Gosselin's appearance on their own looks, their husbands/family/neigbhors might NOT always look away in disgust when they approach.

Boob job or no boob job, Kate is better looking and has more money than your average Gwopper. And that fact kills them.

Anonymous said...

Wow, you're making a lot of stupid assumptions on what GWOP posters look like, and that's making yourself look not too bright.

gwops are boobs said...

I'd like to give sharla a fat lip -FREE of charge!

iwhyawli said...

Could someone send Anon@1:47am the link to GWOP's facebook thingy? We ain't assuming anything, toots.

Anonymous said...

Sage wrote the below on her blog and one of her followers responded.
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Gwop, nosy neighbor, and the bloggin lawyer have their comments held and moderated before they post. I do not. The admins on those blogs only post what they think is suitable to their way of thinking. I do not.

I am not afraid of people whose opinion differs from mine. I believe I can back up and the pro Kate people who post here can back up why we support Kate.

I have to ask if those other blogs are so sure of their stand against Kate why do they have to censor the people who post there?

September 29, 2010 12:26 PM

Mojito the Ninja said...
sage said....
I have to ask if those other blogs are so sure of their stand against Kate why do they have to censor the people who post there?

September 29, 2010 12:26 PM
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Good question....
I guess if you want to always seem right you wouldn't want to have any other opinions posted to challenge yours. I think they don't want to be proven wrong or give anyone the chance to change anyone elses mind on the subject. Of course, that's just my opinion.
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Mojito nailed it! Except in your case it's the pathetic need to be the snarkiest of them all. Hey IWHY! Does Sage know you also hold your posts? It's obvious since you respond to "anons" all the time with your oh so clever quips without showing what they had originally posted. You can claim your blog is parody all you want but you and your fans often break character. Stephen Colbert you are not.

I don't expect you to post this in full. Feel free to snip parts and address them like the smackdown comedian you think you are, and don't forget to say I need psychiatric help. That one always works for the your fans the Sagers who like to label anyone who isn't a part of their clique a "crazy hater."

Bye Bye Bitches! I'm doing a parody y'all.

trolls bore me said...

sage thinks shes allowing opposing opinions but actually she has 3 trolls that she allows to bait and bait and bait and bait and bait her regular posters to the point of pointlessness.

Anonymous said...

Stupid troll, no one is afraid of hearing what you have to say, don't flatter yourself. We've heard it a thousand times.

If we lose our minds and wonder if you have something new worth hearing, we'll rattle your cage and throw in some raw meat.

ZiggyFlo said...

I don't moderate my comments, but I don't allow negative Kate. I'm not afraid (LOL) of different opinions, I just don't want to listen to them. They have places to post their hate Kate drivel.
They just post the same crap over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over... How many times can one be interested in endlessly debating the same drivel?

Anonymous said...

"Break character"

WTF does that even mean?

Go away- no one likes you!

momsby said...

Oh, crap! Pretty sure Mo will be bummed, that a CRAZY HATER twisted her words to try and poke the great IWY!

I guess anon is still ticked we did not invite her to our Sager's only, sleep over.

iwhy was invited but she was still doing her Yuck Yucks gig:)