Ruh-roh! Among the many things to discuss in our new Open Discussion thread is Jon's latest legal troubles. Mark Heller against the litigators at Williams & Connolly will be tres humorous. Oh to be in the courtroom.
My advice to Jon: surrender.
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GWOP's comments about Jon are hysterical... They are certain that Kate will be sued, too, and if she isn't, it's only because she and TLC are in cahoots with all the press that they have in their pockets... And, of course, Kate caused this to happen, because she threw Jon under the bus!
God forbid anyone over there admit that what Jon did was WRONG! It's worth a trip over to the cesspool to read the comments...
Can't go to the GWOP cesspool run by a bunch of old ladies. 58 year old Sharla/Peri/Piglady or whatever her name is today, told everyone in the CHAT room, that she started that cesspool blog, because...get this....she was "home sick and bored"....How many ways can we call her a "LOSER". All I can say is I can not wait for "Karma" to run its course.
I have read this blog for sometime and recently I am noticing that many comments are in reference to another blog.
Have you run out of steam or are you now the advertising site for this other blog.
Seems like that would be a question for whoever is leaving whatever comments you're referring to.
Generally speaking, however, this whole blog is an homage of sorts to the brainiacs at GWOP. I've implied as much in the blog's name, which is "GWOP without Pity."
I happened upon "I Whine" and I see that Patty continues to post, but the question is for who??? She must be one of the regulars in the CHAT room because she is complaining about us "playin" with them, but no one goes there to read anything she writes. Maybe her therapist told her to start a blog to write about her pent up aggressions or something. She is just an angry individual, who I guess is talking to herself.
Oh well, iwhyawli and fighters of the good fight, carry on.
You know the thing that makes me shake my head? If Jon had just kept some sort of self control (not "dating" multiple women, traveling to parties, etc)and kept his mouth shut, he could've stayed out of this mess. He just couldn't hold it together that long. Dumb##s that he is, thinks he didn't have to follow the rules. Congrats Jon! Well played, well played. For someone who didn't want his kids to be ashamed when they googled him, he's certainly given them plenty of things to be embarassed about. Jon, keep blaming others but eventually, you will see where the real blame lies.
John is the one who needs to find a real job so he is busy most of the time instead of trying to cause all sorts of mayhem that backfire on him. HA!
Sharla/Peri/Piglady homesick? Her blog was the most boring around. What an idiot!
As for Jon, if he would've just listened to his wife, honored his committment to God, he would not be in this mess.
No Sharla/Peri/Piglady started the GWOP Blog because "she was home sick and bored"...the Pig Blog came later..She has so many "quality" blogs going on she cannot keep them straight.
The mods in the gwop chatroom are very rude. I followed the link from the gwop blog. I was only in the room for 10 minutes before someone started to bully me. I finally had to leave.
iwhyawli i hope you bring them down
iwhy, beings that Jon Gosselin has a google alert set up to go off anytime his name shows up on the internet, how can we set up your blog to do the same, because then post after post would just make his blackberry go ballistic and I would SO LOVE THAT! I am not familiar with how Google Alert works or how it is triggered, but even Perez Hilton set up a thread on Jon to say hi! LOL and some other stuff.
hee hee I also chuckled at that Perez Hilton post. He's a cheeky monkey. I'm sure Hailey also helps Jon keep pace with the volume of Google Alerts re Jon because um, what else would she do with her time?
I looked at the google alert stuff to see how it works. You pretty much enter topic (like Jon Gosselin) and it then sends you an email with a link to site is talking about you. Hi Jon!
I loved Jon's veiled accusation that the evil TLC empire would file a legal complaint against him without telling him first.
Anybody find the link to Sharla's "Balloon Boy Family Without Pity" blog yet?
iwhyawli
You asked for some Mark Heller news. Now you got it. Enjoy.
http://www.wikio.co.uk/news/Mark+Heller
Making fun of a young girl who happens to be dating Kate's estranged husband? How does that fit into your "Mission" exactly?
Nunya,
I would assume the same way that making fun of Kate fits into the child advocate's mission.
Dear Nunya:
Thanks for your question (again). How many more times do you think you're going to ask it? Not that I mind or anything. See, we're just following Hailey's and GWOP's lead. We're a parody blog. The acronym "iwhyawli" stands for "I wonder how you all will like it" with "you all" referring to the GWOPPERS.
Yes, I realize that Hailey "she's so nice" Glassman does most of her smacktalk via radaronline interviews, facebook and twitter, but I actually have a job, husband, kids and pets so I don't have time for all that extra stuff. I have to limit my wondering how she likes it to this blog. Hi Hailey! How do you like it?
Do two wrongs make a right? Absolutely not. Do I enjoy making fun of Hailey's horsey good looks? Yes, sorta. Do I actually think Hailey is fat, skanky and homely? Yes. That's why I think she's got no business talking smack about anyone, especially a women whose family she's helping to destroy.
I'd be shocked SHOCKED I tells ya if her so nice Jewish mother and father hasn't already told her to put a lid on all the smacktalk, and yet Hailey being the spoiled brat that she is fully ignores them despite her financial dependancy on them. Common sense and decency doesn't seem to be Hailey
strong suit so I've enrolled her as a freshman in the school of "see how it feels" behavioral adjustment for GWOPPERS.
I hope that answers your question, Nunya. Please do write again.
Best,
iwhyawli
Man, I sure wish I had "anon at 5:14am's" talent for hitting the nail on the head in 10 words or less and without any typos! Beautiful. Perfectly stated.
Don't be surprised if we start to see much more of Hailey (pardon the pun) more often. The TLC lawsuit will most likely put a hamper on Jon's dalliances with the tabloid media and so Hailey will have to pick up the slack. She's not under contract. A women's got to eat, you know.
And boy has she been eating!
LOL iwhy....LOVE IT! You gave twittering bitter twat a taste of her own medicine.
Check out this vanity fair article. They outright call cwop "insane". HA!
http://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/features/2009/10/jon-and-kate-gosselin-200910
oops! here's the link.
ha ha ha. That Vanity Fair article was certainly unbiased, wasn't it? ay yi yi.
Journalists are complete pigs. They'll say anything for a story. This "journalist" is writing about Jon & Katie as a tabloid phenonmenon that she just can't understand. Seems a bit disingenous. Why not just admit that you (Vanity Fair) want your financial slice of Jon & Kate too, instead of pretending like your magazine is so above it all.
I wonder if Gwop will publish that vanity fair story? It paints Kate is a negative light.. yet calls their own site "insane"....
So my question to them would be:
What's more important, the world seeing Kate for what you think she is... or not promoting an article that calls your site out???
Don't pretend you are not JELLUS that GWOP was mentioned in the Vanity Fair article.
GWOP is only "insane" because the topic of Jon and Kate Gosselin is an insane one.
Sharla can not tolerate any criticism. Zero. None. Zip. Zilch. Nada.
I predict that there will be no mention of the VF article. No comment will get through that mentions it.
Oh, I don't doubt they'll post it. Most crazy people even realize their friggen fruitcakes. They may not like others pointing out their mental instabilities, but they can't be totally unaware of the fact that all normal people in the world laugh at them? Can they?
If Sharla doesn't post the article, she's a hypocrite.
Girl's Scout Honor. I completely missed the part about GWOP being insane. I must have Evelyn Wooded right past that. Perhaps I've judged this brilliant round journalism too harshly.
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Nah. She's scum. They're all scum. I'm still laughing at her feigned amazement over the tabloid frenzy as the fresh new angle behind her reasons for re-telling the exact same story that every other tabloid is writing about. I'm beginning to realize that only people who haven't yet tried earning money off the backs of Jon & Kate is us gwopwoppers!
Anyone who has Gwop in their google reader can see this little mistake. Sharla really does think that Julie is a member of that family and deserves to voice her shitty opinions.
New post by Aunt Julie
posted by Sharla at Gosselins Without Pity - 1 hour ago
New post.
WOOT WOOT....GWOP is inFAMOUS now!
Vanity Fair Magazine..."GWOP is MOST insane" in their article on Kate.
5th paragraph of the article...in the link above the poster posted regarding Vanity Fair...
"They are the subject of gossipy talk-show talk—a frequent “Hot Topic” on The View—and the target of thousands of disapproving blogs (GosselinsWithoutPity being the most insane)."
haha I have to add, the word verification right now I am to type to publish this comment is "apporkin" (is Inhailey behind this?) LOL
"Oh, he's headed for Buttafucco territory" has also got to be one of the most clever statements in the entire article.
Sharla's hypocrisy has little to do with whether or not she posts an article. She's a hypocrit no matter if she posts the article or not.
Secondly, I just saw the video of Jon Gosselin at the Rabbi Schmuley event. I have no sympathy for him, but Jon is really a lost individual. Here's a guy who has 8 children and really he is lost. He is dependent on whomever is surrounding him. When it was Kate, he was dependent on her. Now it's the Glassmans and the Hellers. So he's dependent oh them.
As far as Jon and Kate go, their relationship was so dysfunctional. She was attracted to Jon because she could control him. He was attracted to Kate because she'd be in control. Now they hate each other for the very thing that they were attracted to each other in the first place.
Now I get it. Mike Heller is Jon's Manager. He's the son of Mark Heller who is Jon's Lawyer.
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