Fork it over, Jon! $180,000 by Oct 26th! Please don't mistake my tone or excessive use of exclamation marks for glee. I am positively bereft to hear today's arbitration order and I pray you're not too "embarassed" or anything. (eyeroll)
I'm not sure how tough it might be for the world's second most popular guy after Michael Jackson to scrape 180K together in a two week period, but I've heard a rumour that the Gwoppers are opening up another PO Box for you. Between what they collect and the sale of the Jon and Hailey sex tape, you may only need $179,983 more. You can always return Mady's laptop and cancel Cara's ATV. Ebay is another great way to generate some quick cash. Last but not least, I'm sure Papa Glassman can refer you to a good banker.
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Tee-Hee :)
I'm not one bit surprised. He sounded "entitled" to the money when he was talking about his "paycheck."
The PO Box thing is pretty funny. Thanks for the chuckle.
Tell Hailey skank to give back the suv Jon bought her. I hope the courts go after that car.
and paying it back in Monopoly money doesn't count!
Now Jodi and Kevin are to be on the Insider (so the rumor goes)
Maybe they are trying to help Jon make money!
Another gossip tidbit, Access Hollywood claims Jon went to the Audi Dealership and bought an Audi for 100 Grand the day Kate's credit card was declined, because Jon also charged up their credit cards and maxed them out as well. Just rumored so far, nothing factual, but after all of this, would not doubt the Douchey Dad went and tried to add a new sports car to his mid life crisis fleat.
His spending has got to stop, Nancy Grace said the court ordered Jon to stop talking to the media, and so far yesterday, *gasp* HE KEPT IT ZIPPED but then took it to his twitter to get sympathy and attention.
Jon tweeted how "the court divided his family today."
Umm no, Jon did that on his own, starting with Deanna, Hailey, Kate 2.0, Stephanie, threesome in Vegas...
Or did Jon mean the court divided him up from his money (so he calls his kids his money?)
http://ideas.thenest.com/love-and-sex-advice/my-married-life/Blogs/my-married-life-jon-gosselin.aspx
Jon, Jon, Jon...if you aren't lifting up your Ed Hardy tee to show off your blossoming, pasty beer-gut, you're giving another interview that makes you sound more douchey than ever before.
Listen, I'll admit, when Jon and Kate were together, it was John who had my sympathy. In fact, I completely agree with his assessment that he was verbally abused and beaten down by Kate. But seeing his behavior since the split has given me time to reassess. I'm no longer sure which came first: Jon's pitiful-pouty-teen behavior or Kate's drill sergeant routine. In short, Kate might have been doing the best she could with what she had (i.e. Jon). In other words, and, yes, I know how horrible this sounds, maybe...just maybe...he deserved it (let the avalanche of angry comments begin).
But I digress.
My point? Even if you were the stoic one who kept calm and carried on during the relationship, if you start trash-talking your ex after it ends, that's all anyone will remember. You'll be the one who took the low road, who played dirty, who took the gloves off.
I say, when it's over, it's over. Hold your head up, tighten your diaper, and stay out of the mud for the sake of the family.
What do you say?
-- Holly
I don't know how to post this but put this photo of Jon next to the Alice in Wonderland Chesire cat, it is too funny, if I could post it to show up side by side I would have but check the two out below.
http://d.yimg.com/a/p/ap/20091013/capt.7c83e9138e97441f9feb5dfe1381cbd3.tv_jon___kate_pamr104.jpg?x=229&y=345&q=85&sig=72.BO3SeH4MOqeOCMuoRXg--
and compare it to.....
http://disney-stationary.com/coloring-book/Alice-Wonderland/Cheshire-Cat-color.jpg
See the similarities? Ha!
Anonymous said...
Jon tweeted how "the court divided his family today."
Umm no, Jon did that on his own, starting with Deanna, Hailey, Kate 2.0, Stephanie, threesome in Vegas...
Or did Jon mean the court divided him up from his money (so he calls his kids his money?)
October 13, 2009 11:36 PM
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Uh, no Jon, your family has been divided ever since you decided you were not "happy" and Kate decided she was tired of moving heaven and earth to change your depressed happiness.
What happened now is that the court is also tired of trying to make you happy and they've cut off the money train that Kate has let you ride on for so long.
So agree with the post at 4:12 a.m. and may I just add that Kate acknowledged what she was, that her personality was to try and keep order in her life and house. I believe that she was working with what she had when in came to Jon and we can all see that it wasn't much. I mean, you have to wonder, if he is coming up with all of this on his own, or is he listening to others??? He keeps on making really stupid decisions, one after the other. Is he that dumb?
Now he says that Michal Lohan is barely a friend and that he has only known for a few day???? Is he stupid??? Does he think that we are stupid???? Why would he grant TV interviews and deny for weeks about taking the money and now he is giving interviews saying that he took the money, but did not know that he was doing anything wrong??? He was taking his paycheck, what paycheck??? What is wrong with this IDIOT...He should start a show called the "Liars Club"
Jon looked red faces and puffy like he had been drinking on the ET
interview.
With his lying and behavior, I think he has a HUGE drinking problem that he is denying, minimizing and trying hard to hide!
Wasn't his Dad an alcoholic? He said he wanted to stop the cycle?
This custody battle might bring his hidden secret out or he will make the news next for a DUI, just hope not for harming or killing anyone else being so reckless.
But seriously, his red face is like that an alcoholic gets after a binge.
I think Jon will end up suicidal. Every day when I think he couldnt do something stupider, he does. Eventually it's going to catch up with him and he's going to either end up in a jail cell or dead. He's not smart enough to live life in the fast lane alone and his true love Hailey is too young and stupid to be of any help.
I almost feel sorry for the schlep.
Jon does need a GWOP PO Box and we need a new open discussion thread pretty please
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