Time for Question #3, which is one of my favorite answers. I didn't think it would be possible to say so much about oneself in just 39 words. First of all, I see now why Jon has such a hard time keeping it in his pants.
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PD: What's with you and family friend Hailey Glassman?
JG: Me and Hailey are still together. It was hard for her in the beginning. We are going to stay together. She talks to people. She's so friendly. She just goes up to people and says, 'I love your shoes.'
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PD: What's with you and family friend Hailey Glassman?
JG: Me and Hailey are still together. It was hard for her in the beginning. We are going to stay together. She talks to people. She's so friendly. She just goes up to people and says, 'I love your shoes.'
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Let's dissect, shall we?
"Me and Hailey are still together." Oh Jon I am all atwitter. Did you take her to the high school prom? Did you stop at Arnold's and get a soda? Me and Hailey are still together? Did you seriously utter those words?
"It was hard for her in the beginning." Oh Jon let's be real here. It's hard for her all the time and you two are doing it like rabbits.
"We are going to stay together." Correction, she will stay with you as long as you supply the doobage and the press coverage and perhaps get a clothing line for her. Or buy her a small country somewhere.
"She talks to people." Really? She does? Huh! She's like a real live human being. Go figure.
"She's so friendly." So are dogs that hump your leg, but then again aren't they one and the same?
"She just goes up to people and says, 'I love your shoes.'" You forgot the last part of that sentence: wanna screw..as in "nice shoes, wanna screw?" I bet those were the very words that she uttered to you when she met you."I LOVE your shoes, Jon. Wanna screw?" And they said it wouldn't last.
A new thread for you, Iwhy!
Jon Gosselin Ordered to Give Back $180,000
http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20311940,00.html
From People Magazine:
Consider Jon Gosselin the kid who got caught with his hand in the cookie jar.
The reality-show dad, 32, has been ordered by a Pennsylvania judge to return $180,000 to a joint bank account he shares with estranged wife Kate Gosselin, 34, a source close to Kate confirms.
It's part of $232,000 that Kate claimed Jon took from the account against their divorce arbitrator's explicit orders.
"The remaining sum of $55,000, which Ms. Gosselin used for household bills and expenses relating to the children, will be subject to further determination by the arbitrator at a later date," Kate's lawyer, Mark Momjian says in a statement out Tuesday.
"As difficult as this has been for me, I am pleased that the Court has ruled fairly on behalf of myself and my children. Now that this matter has been ruled on, I look forward to returning to private arbitration, as we have agreed to do, to resolve any remaining issues," Kate Gosselin adds.
If Jon doesn't pony up the cash by Oct. 26, the judge will haul him back to face potential contempt charges. Kate, for her part, by the same date has to detail what expenses she's been spending money on.
Thanks for the news update, quiltart. I've been having full work days with zero time for internet hijinks and hadn't yet heard the news until now.
Re: Paragraph #3 of the parentdish interview
I can't help but noticed Jon's placement of "me" before the "Hailey." Jon always comes first, doesn't he?
If anyone wonders why I find it hard to believe that Jon's a 32 year-old man, this answer would be Exhibit A. This is exactly the type of thing I would expect a 7 year old and\or the village idiot to say when talking about his girlfriend.
I wonder if Hailey loves Jodi's shoes.
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