According to iwhyawli's confidential sources, Jon is writing a tell-all book and it will be called "How to Completely Ruin your Kids' Birthday".
Especially good work today, Jon. Gotta give you props. You couldn't be making a bigger mess of things if you tried.
And if the Divorced Dad's Club thing doesn't work out, perhaps you could buy yourself a clown suit (or just wear that Ed Hardy crap) and rent yourself out for birthday parties all across America. The GWOPPERS will hire ya. They'll even let you boink 'em while the kiddies eat their ice cream.
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EXCLUSIVE: Kate And Jon Gosselin At War Over Filming Kids’ Birthday PartyEXCLUSIVE: Kate And Jon Gosselin At War Over Filming Kids’ Birthday Party
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Posted on Oct 08, 2009 @ 01:51PM print it send it
WENNKate and Jon Gosselin are now at war over filming the birthday party for twins Cara and Mady, who turned 9 on Thursday.
And in a strange reversal of roles, it’s now Jon who WANTS to film the kids, and Kate who doesn’t, RadarOnline.com has learned exclusively.
Until now, Jon has been appearing on national TV saying he wants TLC to stop filming his kids and that the Jon & Kate Plus 8 show is harming them. Kate, in her own TV appearances, has maintained the kids are fine and the show should go on.
Now, Jon has invited TV cameras – not from TLC – into their home for late Thursday to film the birthday party. Kate, right now, is emphatically saying no to allowing the cameras at home.
Why it seems like just last week that Jon had a sign put up at the family Wernersville, PA home forbidding cameras. In fact, it was just last week!
But perhap$ Jon i$ realizing that filming the kid$ doe$ have it$ benefit$.
'Entertainment Something' & Jon/Kate Cake Caper
Posted Oct 8th 2009 4:54PM by TMZ Staff
A mysterious person from an entertainment show ordered the cake Jon Gosselin is schlepping to the big birthday.
An intrepid TMZ reporter called the Cupcake Cafe in NYC. The owner told us she got several calls from "a person from 'Entertainment Something," ordering the cake and asking permission to shoot inside the bakery when Jon came a callin'.
When Jon arrived at the shop he had his eye on the cupcakes -- thus the name, Cupcake Cafe. Jon was surprised to learn the person from "Entertainment Something" had already ordered a cake. The owner thinks Jon paid cash, but that begs the question -- did "Entertainment Something" ultimately foot the bill?
We checked TV Guide but no "Entertainment Something" is listed. So we took a shot in the dark and contacted "Entertainment Tonight." The rep said her show absolutely did not pay for Jon's cake.
But when Jon got the cake, an entertainment show was inside the shop shooting the "action." We do not know if the crew from "Entertainment Something" was inside the store, but "Entertainment Tonight" was.
Stay tuned.
Filed under: Jon & Kate
Well, that' a fun mental image (Gag).
I read at Imperfect Women that Jon sold the right to film the twins coming home on their birthday today. How does that make sense if he wants them out of the spotlight?
NEW PHOTOS: Jon Picks Up The Twins, Gosselin Birthday Battle Is UnderwayNEW PHOTOS: Jon Picks Up The Twins, Gosselin Birthday Battle Is Underway
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Posted on Oct 08, 2009 @ 05:23PM print it send it
WENN.comSo much for putting the brakes on the divorce and establishing a better relationship.
Click here for photos of Jon picking up the twins
The public divorce brawl between Jon and Kate Gosselin reached its most acrimonious level on Thursday, the ninth birthday of twins Cara and Maddy.
Jon picked up Cara and Maddy from the school bus stop and is taking them back to their birthday party.
Meanwhile, the battle between Jon and Kate is growing worse.
Photographers and TV crews are lined up outside the Gosselin house, hoping to record images of the kids playing in the yard.
The only problem is that Kate has heard Jon is making money off allowing some of the photographers to be there and even tipped them that he would bring the kids into the yard!
And yes, she sees that as a ridiculous departure from his demand that TLC stop filming the kids because he believes it is detrimental to them.
Now RadarOnline.com has learned exclusively that earlier today Kate threatened to not let the kids play in the yard – so Jon won’t profit from it!
Jon thinks Kate is just being something that rhymes with witch and trying to deny him access to his kids on their birthday.
Kate sent Jon an email Wednesday asking him to leave the Wernersville, PA house at 6 p.m. in light of how poorly the couple is getting along. And while she offered him extra time with the kids this weekend Jon was still furious.
The situation is developing…
Jon Gosselin -- 'The Party's Over'
Posted Oct 8th 2009 6:02PM by TMZ Staff
Looks like Jon Gosselin won the birthday battle against Kate -- because instead of leaving at 6pm, he just told us he'll be saying 'til he can "put my kids to bed."
After the celebration, Jon came out to get some face time with his BFFs, the paps -- saying he and Kate made it "cordial" for the twins on their birthday ... and there's no way he'd be spending the night.
Probably a wise decision.
http://www.tmz.com/videos?autoplay=true&mediaKey=3d13a9a8-55d8-46ff-806d-79130c817de5
EXCLUSIVE: Kate Gives In, Let's Jon Stay At Birthday PartyEXCLUSIVE: Kate Gives In, Let's Jon Stay At Birthday Party
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Posted on Oct 08, 2009 @ 07:07PM print it send it
Splash NewsCould this be peace in our time?
Nah! But Jon and Kate Gosselin have briefly put aside their differences at their twins' birthday party, RadarOnline.com has learned exclusively.
Click Here For Photos Of Jon Picking Up The Twins
Kate had asked Jon, via email, to pick up Cara and Mady from the bus stop at 4 p.m. Thursday, spend a few hours with the girls at the Wernersville, PA home and then vamoose. Jon objected to having his time limited.
The next thing you know a crowd of photographers was gathered at the Gosselin ponderosa on Thursday and Kate was fuming that Jon had tipped some of them off in exchange for $$$$. Yes, there were live stream shots of the backyard, a white fence and trees! But Kate was told that the plan was for Jon to have all the kids come outside to play and he was going to be financially compensated by sellers of the images.
PHOTOS: Gosselin Kids At Home Without Mom And Dad
And yes, the irony was not lost on anyone of Jon profiting off selling his kids' birthday party while shutting down TLC because he didn't want the kids filmed.
But with Jon and Kate both in the house and some people expecting the equivalent of a steel cage match, a strange thing happened: peace broke out.
PHOTOS: Gosselin Children Crying And Playing In The Garden
Not the kind of peace that lasts forever, of course. But peace that allowed Jon to stay well past his 6 p.m. deadline that Kate had previously suggested.
In fact, RadarOnline.com learned exclusively that Jon told the kids: "I have to leave at 6pm it is Mommy's time."
PHOTOS: Jon Gosselin Taking Breakfast To Go In New York City
Kate then said: "No Jon, you can stay as long as you like."
And they lived happily after. Ok, we're kidding about that part.
Jon Buys Birthday Cake For The Twins
Nothing says "family" like two birthday cakes. One from mom. One from Dad.
Good times.
I just read that one of the gifts that Jon bought Mady was a laptop. Is it just me or is that a normal gift for a nine year old? Poor kid.
Maybe just before Christmas he can steal all the presents.
Why through a hissy fit about attending your kids' birthday party and then spend most of it at the fence entertaining paparazzi and GWOPPERS? That frantic circular pacing in the front yard was a little bizarre. I couldn't tell if he was a dog looking for a place to urinate or desperately needing a fix of some sort.
Who in their right mind goes to that house (or any house) for an autograph? What is wrong with people?
Perhaps the frantic circular pacing is the result of effective psychological warfare, iwhy.
Interesting.
hmmm...Bi-Polar? Yes, I think so.
EXCLUSIVE: Kate Gives In, Let's Jon Stay At Birthday PartyEXCLUSIVE: Kate Gives In, Let's Jon Stay At Birthday Party
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Could this be peace in our time?
Nah! But Jon and Kate Gosselin have briefly put aside their differences at their twins' birthday party, RadarOnline.com has learned exclusively.
Click Here For Photos Of Jon Picking Up The Twins
Kate had asked Jon, via email, to pick up Cara and Mady from the bus stop at 4 p.m. Thursday, spend a few hours with the girls at the Wernersville, PA home and then vamoose. Jon objected to having his time limited.
The next thing you know a crowd of photographers was gathered at the Gosselin ponderosa on Thursday and Kate was fuming that Jon had tipped some of them off in exchange for $$$$. Yes, there were live stream shots of the backyard, a white fence and trees! But Kate was told that the plan was for Jon to have all the kids come outside to play and he was going to be financially compensated by sellers of the images.
PHOTOS: Gosselin Kids At Home Without Mom And Dad
And yes, the irony was not lost on anyone of Jon profiting off selling his kids' birthday party while shutting down TLC because he didn't want the kids filmed.
But with Jon and Kate both in the house and some people expecting the equivalent of a steel cage match, a strange thing happened: peace broke out.
PHOTOS: Gosselin Children Crying And Playing In The Garden
Not the kind of peace that lasts forever, of course. But peace that allowed Jon to stay well past his 6 p.m. deadline that Kate had previously suggested.
In fact, RadarOnline.com learned exclusively that Jon told the kids: "I have to leave at 6pm it is Mommy's time."
PHOTOS: Jon Gosselin Taking Breakfast To Go In New York City
Kate then said: "No Jon, you can stay as long as you like."
And they lived happily after. Ok, we're kidding about that part.
Jon Buys Birthday Cake For The Twins
That video is bizarre. It's obvious Jon loves the attention and will do and sacrifice any thing for it. Including his children's privacy and his own self respect. He seems to think of himself as some big shot celebrity. But he's just a joke. What a low life scum.
ET reported not just a laptop for Mady but an ATV to be delivered in 7 days for Cara. Yep, spending the money he took. Bought a cake, some watches so ET could film him PLAYING the role of the moral character and good daddy trying to restore the family values (gag insert here). I think he has dropped below Lohan now.
The more Jon open's his mouth or even "breathes" the more I think that he's always been passive-aggressive. To think that he is now "okay-ing" filming of the twins at a bakery is such an example of hypocrisy.
Oh MY! Is the GOTM miss Sandee? I'm laughing my ass off. Isn't she a HUGE stalker of every think Clay Aiken? Or, is she related to him?
From People magazine:
Kate Gosselin has filed paperwork asking for child support and temporary spousal support in the wake of Jon Gosselin taking nearly $235,000 from their bank account, says Mark Momjian, one of her divorce attorneys.
"She needs relief in light of the draining of substantial marital assets in violation of the arbitrator's decision that the money should be used only for specific purposes," says Momjian, who adds that the economic issues between the Gosselins are being hammered out by a court-appointed arbitrator by agreement on both sides. An arbitrator's conference is scheduled for Tuesday, he says.
Kate's application for child support and temporary support was filed last week around the same time as an emergency petition asking a Montgomery County judge to order Jon to return the money, Momjian says. A hearing on that issue was scheduled for Wednesday but was canceled because the judge's wife died. No new court date has been set.
Mark Heller, Jon's divorce attorney, did not have an immediate comment on Kate's request, but Thursday said he still hopes the two sides can work out the monetary issues without having to involve a judge any further.
"We are hoping in the next few days we can all do some bookkeeping," he says. "I'm pretty sure this can come to a cordial resolution."
Kate Gosselin Goes To Court For Child And Spousal SupportKate Gosselin Goes To Court For Child And Spousal Support
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Posted on Oct 09, 2009 @ 02:55PM print it send it
WENN.comA day after a delicate truce that allowed the Warring Gosselins to celebrate their twins 9th birthday together, it looks like a new battle is erupting.
Kate Hires Her Best Friend To Babysit The Kids
Kate Gosselin is requesting child support and temporary spousal support in papers filed by her attorneys in Pennsylvania court.
And while the papers were filed before the temporary truce that allowed Jon and Kate to actually being in the same house at the same time on Thursday, no one is doubting that both sides are going to have strong words against the other as to the merits of Kate’s claim.
Jon and Kate are still fighting over $230,000 that Kate says Jon took out of their joint account. Her lawyers are demanding Jon put the money back in the account.
Now it turns out that Kate’s attorney also filed paperwork last week for child support and temporary support.
Mark Momjian, one of Kate’s attorneys, says she needs the money because Jon drained their bank account, in violation of a court order.
Jon, meanwhile, has said that he and Kate have 11 bank accounts and she hasn’t told him where the money is from her book sales.
Jon's desparate for money. He's got to come up $230K quick before he goes to jail. Time for him to sell his "commodities" - isn't that what he called his kids in that interview while snowboarding.
Kate Gosselin Files for Child & Spousal Support
Posted Oct 9th 2009 5:35PM by TMZ Staff
Kate Gosselin wants Jon to pay up -- in the form of child and temporary spousal support.
Kate filed the legal documents in Montgomery County Court in Pennsylvania last week -- around the same time she filed an emergency petition asking a judge to force Jon to return $230,000 she claims he raided from their joint bank account.
It is unclear how much cash Kate is asking for. Kate's lawyer says Jon and Kate are scheduled to meet with a court-appointed arbitrator on Tuesday.
Earlier this week, Kate claimed she couldn't afford to pay the family's bills
BREAKING NEWS! Jon Gosselin is Half Jewish! And loves Jewish People. NO REALLY HE DOES!
http://www.parentdish.com/2009/10/09/jon-gosselin-loves-his-kids-his-girlfriend-and-the-jews/?icid=main|main|dl3|link3|http%3A%2F%2Fwww.parentdish.com%2F2009%2F10%2F09%2Fjon-gosselin-loves-his-kids-his-girlfriend-and-the-jews%2F
Could he make a bigger ass of himself? I like corned beef on rye and bagels, I'm half Jewish too. Except I'm not because I really like bacon and pork chops. Really I'm Catholic and I can have those things.
Any chance that parentdish interview was fake? I had no idea Jon was such a simpleton... literally a moron. I mean we are talking serious low IQ. His comments have no frame of reference from one coment to the next. Repeatedly he forgets the completely contradictory thing he said just 10 seconds ago.
THanks for posting this. I may post it on the main page. It's a psychological study in itself.
All the blathering about his love for the Jews certainly betrays some pre-exiting bigotry... a la "hey those Jews weren't as bad as I thought they were". Attention Jon: normal people with IQs about their shoe size don't have these grand revelations about the "okay-ness" other religions, races, ethnicites, genders, sexual preferences, etc. You dope.
If this whole fiasco can shake lose a little bigotry from Jon , maybe it's worth it.
If Kate would have "serviced" her man like a woman is supposed to do,there would be no problems going on.
Impressionable you say? Jon was raised Catholic, but converted to whatever Kate's religion was/is when he married her, so I guess he's now about to convert to Judaism for Hailey. What until he finds out what is involved! He might change his tune.
just wondering said...
So are we done here? Is Gosselins Without Pity finished? I really don't think we need to disect the divorce as it will be in the hands of the court from now on.
What else is there for us to do?
10/10/2009 3:07 AM
Who blogs at 3:07 AM?
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