As a public service, gwopwop is offering everyone the opportunity to submit their Fourth of July plans here. Reknown parenting experts -- Aunt Jodi, Julie and Serena -- will then review them and comment as to whether that's an acceptable way to spend time with your families. And if not, you'll still have 3 days to plan something else.
The iwhyawli's will wake early for our town's parade. We'll then spend the day at the beach followed by fireworks and a bonfire. In honor of Kate, I'll be making her yummy flag cake. Since no one has yet to create an internet video calling anyone else a whore, all of my brothers and sisters (10 of us!) and their kids will be present too. A great American day will be had by all.
Are these plans gonna be okay with you, Julie?
:: crosses fingers ::
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We are gonna paint with pudding and then head to a bar in Wernersville, PA to meet up with some of our "friends" That's gonna happen Friday.
Saturday, on the actual day, I am gonna put on a mini skirt, go and tan and then get my nails done. I also would like to take advantage of the Ann Taylor Loft Fourth of July sale that will surely be going on.
Sunday, we will more than likely go to our favorite cake place and ask them to show us how to decorate cakes. This will be free to us because we are nice people and they want to do something nice to us.
On the way home we are all gonna chew gum, put on bibs, drink outta sippy cups, and then head over to the Gwoptard site and tell them that we love the Gosselins.
Cause we do.
;)
I'm going to feed all my little babies in their special 4th of July cat dishes. When the damn neighbor kids start shooting off their firecrackers, I will yell at them from the window while waving a rolling pin. Same as every year.
Is that going to be okay, Julie?
My family will pretty busy selling out our family members on Radar Online this weekend. Yep, it pays the bills. But on Sunday we are going to wear our " Team Jon " shirts and hang out with the Paps outside of Kate's House.
I plan to lock myself in the bathroom with a Farrah Fawcett poster.
Okay with you, Julie?
I plan to lock myself in the bathroom with a Michael Jackson poster.
Jason and I will go to the parade. Oops, no we won't.
I shall open a few cans of Bud and celebrating my independence from my ex and her crazy family.
I will be watching Kate paint with pudding and then heading out to a bar in Wernersville, PA to watch her meet up with some of her "friends." That's gonna happen Friday.
Saturday, the actual day, I will watch Kate put on a mini skirt, go and tan and get her nails done. I will also watch her taking advantage of the Ann Taylor Loft Fourth of July sale that will surely be going on.
Sunday, I will more than likely go to Kate's favorite cake place and watch her ask them to show her how to decorate cakes. That will be free to her because she is nice people and they want to do something nice to us.
On the way back to her home, I will watch them chew gum, put on bibs, drink outta sippy cups, and then head over to the Gwoptard site and tell them how much they love the Gosselins.
Bruce and I will meet you over there....oops, never mind.
f-in' A y'all ... too funny! MN also made iwhyawli laugh out loud at elitesTV. Check it out.
http://elitestv.com/pub/2009/06/celebrity-scales-the-%E2%80%98jon-kate%E2%80%99-sideshow-star-studded-legal-commentary-for-the-celebrity-obsessed?dsq=11982595#comment-11982595
When is 4th of July?
Same as every year. I will lace mom's turtle brownies with some purple micro-dot and watch her climb the side of the house without a ladder.
I will be monitoring all gossip/magazine/entertainment sites for any breaking photos and pix of the Gosselins. I will comment and link those sites for all in case they are spending time with family and friends and not aware of "late breaking" bikini/pumping gas/shopping/talking on the pink phone shots of K or J. I will ignore all invitations to picnics, parades, fireworks etc. and devote my holiday to everything Gosselin.
I put myself and loved ones second, a "reality" tv family first.
Typical "mom" stuff - errands and all that. I will also be working out and relishing the results. There are so many cute summer clothes for size 6's like me.
Of course, the kids and I will do typical 4th of July stuff (flag cake, sparklers for the older girls). It's great to really have the space to do all this. We will have people over who have shown themselves to be loyal and not out to make a buck at my kids expense.
Still wonder why some moms have so much time to be on the computer and obsess about me....
Any chance you'll be letting us GWOP husbands sneak a peek at your American flag panties, Kate?
:: prays ::
After I put new red, white & blue diapers on my goats, I'm going to Wal-Mart to purchase a new computer chair. I hear they have some that are rated for 500 pounds and over!
I am going to be avoiding all objects and people because, lord knows, every damn time I come into contact with either a person or a thing, they tackle me to the ground, force my eyes open with toothpicks, turn on TLC, and make me watch Jon and Kate reruns. I have this one red spatula that does this to me ALL THE DAMN TIME.
So basically, I'm going to be hiding in an empty closet all weekend. My family and friends actually like when I do that. I'm not sure what this means really, but my daughter told me the other day that my face is too ugly for daylight and my ass is too fat for humanity to cope with.
Nahla and I will go to the dog park where I will hump Aunt Jodi's leg.
Stirring up shit somewhere. It's what I do best!
I love it when I get everyone around me not talking to each other and then they have to come to ME for advice and consolation.
making penis cupcakes with sprinkles! Emailing out a few psychic readings to losers who believe in my universal knowledge and power. Joining David and my adult grown live in son, many dogs and cats and our HOUSE SPIRITS for a witch chant over the cauldron of spells on GWOPWOPpers, and finalizing the evening with more aMUSINGs at my blog. Trying out my new HIPPY Incense holder and inhaling it's looniness. Fragrance is called, "Wacky Weed."
trolling myspace for some friends to add to my page!
spending my day hoping Just Jared posts more photos of Jon and Kate and the children celebrating the 4th, so I can spam the site with my negative comments!
Driving by to stalk the Gosselin KONPOUND on the 4th, taking photos to post to my website!
Boinking Bruce! shhush, don't tell Bruce's Wife!
Ordering Pizza and Buffalo Wings, eating Ding Dongs and finishing off my gallon of Goodbye Yellow Brickle Road Ben and Jerry's, while taking the holiday shift moderating GWOP and deleting any thing that makes sense.
I'm going to hang out with the paps camped outside the KOnpound waiting for the god honest truth.
Channel my energy to Bohemian Moon to take my spot on Montel Williams after I pass into the next life and come back to haunt her house and turn her espresso machine on every hour and blow out lightbulbs and leave my dentures curiously in her shoes and pull her nose hairs as she sleeps. I shall curse her with my deep throat voice to carry on my legacy of the paranormal.
melt myself down the sink, anything to get away from a night spent with a lonely Mad Cow Big Butt GWOPper.
snarking lamely on twitter!
Wishing I had a hot body guard to perk me up like Kate's fun bags!
being a "Dear Husband" and serving my wife a 4th of July spread at her computer desk.
I'll be going to the fireworks display to see if those glow necklaces taste any good.
Kissing BoMo's ass like I do every day of the week.
I will be staying home because I am frequently mistaken for our national bird, the American eagle.
We are expected to be gummed to death by a woman named SaNdY.
Flaring my nostrils in frustration that I cannot get my mean girl comment to go through at this site while running back to LisaK's to rant. So for the 4th I will probably be lurking at Jared's and LisaK's and GWOPWOP for my name to be brought up, all the while increasing my anxiety medication. My 4th is just ruined now, and so upset that GWOPWOP is behind shutting down a blog as reported at Cafe Mom. No more Kon Fan's Suck, I am so depressed, I LOVED that blog. *cries* *puke* Oh God I miss LisaK, why did she go on vacay and desert me now!!!!
I will be GRILLING Corn on the Cob, Burger's and MORE for moi and the boys! Hoping for a spot on the J&K show in August!! Screw Emril's bean casserole and chili mac, it's time for some mean grillin!
Hoping to hook up with Kate for the 4th and WOW the paparazzi and give GWOP some more fat to chew. If she turns me down I can always see if Bruce's wife would be interested.
Anonymous said...
After I put new red, white & blue diapers on my goats, I'm going to Wal-Mart to purchase a new computer chair. I hear they have some that are rated for 500 pounds and over!
July 1, 2009 10:50 AM
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GWOP Mod said...
Ordering Pizza and Buffalo Wings, eating Ding Dongs and finishing off my gallon of Goodbye Yellow Brickle Road Ben and Jerry's, while taking the holiday shift moderating GWOP and deleting any thing that makes sense.
July 1, 2009 12:02 PM
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Ben and Jerry's said...
melt myself down the sink, anything to get away from a night spent with a lonely Mad Cow Big Butt GWOPper.
July 1, 2009 12:23 PM
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DH said...
being a "Dear Husband" and serving my wife a 4th of July spread at her computer desk.
July 1, 2009 12:28 PM
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Laura Linger said...
I will be staying home because I am frequently mistaken for our national bird, the American eagle.
July 1, 2009 2:17 PM
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I am crying with laughter. These are GREAT!!!
The funniest stuff around. Kudos!!!
i'll be digging up any kind of dirst I can find on jon and kate and try to present it as present day information that is relevent. i need a runon sentence of two so divulge me so i can make this paragraph the worst grammatical piece of poetry. I will then cry to Peri that Guin and Theresa are beating up on me again.Oh and maybe Samantha too but not nomoredrama because she proved she is a moderatore who doesn't like giddy. that's why she writes on the pig blog. no need to answer. things are good in kernersville.
I shall get stinkin' drunk and fall into the neighbor's hedges. While in those hedges, I will slur the lyrics to "Delta Dawn." I will explain the parallels between Delta and little Joel.
I am a therapist.
Detective Supt. Jane Tennison, as portrayed by Dame Helen Mirren, in the landmark series "Prime Suspect" is an introspective work about a working woman's struggle to be herself, finding comforable work clothes, and drinking large quantitites of alcohol. I need to buy celery and a right shoe.
The poor little ones. Treasure. Love. Respect. Sugar. Earthworm.
^^ you are slaying me, man. SLAYING ME! HA HA FUCKING HA!
I was having a nightmare that on July 4th I called up Three Farmers wanting to know if she could take a lickin' and still be ticking'.
Thank God as soon as the thought of that came to my mind, my heart seized up and I died.
I knew playing a priest in "On the Waterfront" would get into God's good graces.
doing an exorcist on Mooney Tunes. Ya'all are welcome to attend, just bring Holy Water and LOTS of Garlic necklaces. Oh, and rope, cuz when her eyes bead red and her head starts to spin 'round, and the deep voices boom from her throat, I fear she'll need to be contained some. It will be a fun filled night of FULL MOON MADNESS! A possible Looney Moon vid in the makings. Bring your torches and citronella candles.
well, sense mom got hooked on GWOP, I guess I will be making a mentos and coke rocket and sticking fire crackers up my Mom's favorite Aunt Jodi barbie doll.
Laura Linger's hero, Karl Malden, died today.
I'll be at home, sniffing about how SOME blogs have the audacity to call themselves "fair and balanced" and moderating comments that set my nerves on edge because they are a) debating b) seem kind of like they might be debating c) have a smidge of debate about them d) contradict any of the misinformation I spread, because that's something you might do in debate club, you rude PIGS.
My nerves are a bit sensitive. But then, I am a LADY, unlike some other folks who don't get invited to the Junior League tea party and bridge social.
Well dammit, my 4th is shot to hell, am in a period of mourning! Have come to the sad realization that the Mad Cow GWOPper Big Butts are destroying our planet. If only they'd put on their workout moo moo's and velcro tennies and keystroke from a treadmill, the world might have a chance!
Which one is Serena, I get her and Sharla confuzzled all the time!
I shall stick a firecracker up my snatch and call it macaroni!
Well the townsfolk will leave by 5 sharp tomorrow afternoon. The SWAT team will be ready. My wife will have left me a freshly baked cupcake with pink frosting.
Same thing as every year.
By Saturday afternoon the call will come in. Somehow some hallucinating woman will be on her roof hurling curses like a sailor with herpes. The side of her house will be covered with steaks of blood and broken fingernails.
She will be screaming that I am part of some New World Order who will stop at nothing from stealing some kid named Joel's cupcake.
I will hoist the cupcake up on a crane. She will scream at God something about avenging him.
God, six months until retirement.
I have a granny pantie modeling shoot planned for my next Bohemian Moon Psychic webpage, I will be using the name FULL MOON FULL OF SHIT. Like my unner-wears?
well 10doll, my bff and I will be sporting our bikinis this year and watching the display from my hubby's tailgate of his F150. Just like last year. See Photos
I'm going to move my keyboard out to my patio and try to tan a little, get some of the sunshine vitamin, it's been awhile. AND SIP ON AN ORANGE SODA WHILE MODERATING GWOP
Fiona and I will be busy blogging!
yep, whomever posted as 10 doll...right on! 10 doll will still be crying in her soup and on Just Jared on the 4th! Tables turned and the girls at LisaK's dish but when it happens to them, tsk tsk, they too are a little sensy today over there. Poor dolly. :(
On July 1, 2009 at 8:47 pm 10doll Said:
Well like I said on Just Jared,when the Gosselins stop the show I’ll stop all my commenting. When TLC pulls the show,then I’ll stop my commenting. Until one of those 2 things happen,I’m going to post my comments going after the G’s & TLC every single day, regardless of what they think. I’m going to stir shit,express my opinion over & over & call out the slimey fans that still adore the G’s. I want to keep the tide of public opinion tilting our way & not allow the G’s to try & play their sympathy cards. She’s a con artist & I don’t care if I’m called a bitch or whatever else the fans can come up with,won’t change a thing I do. They can feel free to BITE ME!!!!!!!!
Baffled Local Police Official said...
Well the townsfolk will leave by 5 sharp tomorrow afternoon. The SWAT team will be ready. My wife will have left me a freshly baked cupcake with pink frosting.
Same thing as every year.
By Saturday afternoon the call will come in. Somehow some hallucinating woman will be on her roof hurling curses like a sailor with herpes. The side of her house will be covered with steaks of blood and broken fingernails.
She will be screaming that I am part of some New World Order who will stop at nothing from stealing some kid named Joel's cupcake.
I will hoist the cupcake up on a crane. She will scream at God something about avenging him.
God, six months until retirement.
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A crane for 1 cupcake? Will this woman be BoMo by chance?
I am going to make Ziploc Bag Ice Cream with the kids, but shhh, don't announce that too loud for the GWOPpers to hear, I don't want to get run over by a herd of cows.
LMAO~
Serena Leigh Bell(not my real name) said...
I shall stick a firecracker up my snatch and call it macaroni!
Wow, this thread cracked me up! ((applauds))
I will be spanking my monkey to those butt pics of Kate that my wife downloaded from Preesi.
I love Kate's body because...
My wife is so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets.
My wife is so fat that she has a run in her blue-jeans!
I'll be watching House to pick up some more tips on how to continue my "I'm a doctor! and a patient!" charades. I also have some Mormon temples to invade.
Plus, I'll be hiking the Appalachian Trail. I'm certain I'll find some way to tie it to the nonexistence of God.
*rofl* @ husband of gwopper
CANCEL FOURTH OF JULY CANCEL CHRISTMAS
WE MUST OFFER PRAYERS TO THE DARK LORD, OUR IDOL KATE IRENE KREIDER GOSSELIN.
ACCORDING TO THIS IDIOT:
Their idol is sinking herself and their petty hatreds are running amok. I'd like to say I'll never go back, but I may occasionally take a peak just to check the crazy level.
YOU MUST RIP OFF YOUR TO REVEAL YOUR TRENDSETTING HAIRCUTS, PUT ON YOUR PINK BIKINI PANTIES, TAKE THE ACE BANDAGE OFF YOUR NEWLY PUMPED UP BOOBIES AND ATTACK IN THE NAME OF OUR DARK OVERLORD.
START EATING YOUR PINK CUPCAKES NOW.
Oh, no no no
"Connie said...
Matt Semino is not just a flash in the pan. He is in for the whole ordeal. How very refreshing. Thank you, Mr Semino!"
Suck it Connie. Look at his profile on huffpo:http://www.huffingtonpost.com/users/profile/Semino?action=profile
All people that take crotch shot photos belong to gwopwopwopwop.
Matt Semino.
I r serious lawyer:
http://twitter.com/MattSemino
I will be home working on my EXPLOITATION wall. I have decided to use a 1 inch stencil, spelling the word over and over on every surface of my home. I find comfort in using the word EXPLOITATION repetitively. Perhaps I'll do it in red, white and blue in honor of the Outer Banks episode. Did you get it? E-X-P-L-O-I-T-A-T-I-O-N!
Fellow Gwopwopers,
I want to take a moment and thank all of you for your posts today. On both this board and celeb scales, we brought the insanity in such a way that I am proud to wear pink bikini underwear.
It's rare in the world that one group of people, unknown to each other from different walks of life and faith can band together in the name of lol and drive perfect strangers insane.
Thank you.
I'm so excited! I've been looking forward to this day for a long time. I'm supposed to get a 12-hour-pass on the 4th (as long as I manage not to bite anyone between now and Saturday morning - LOL - wish me luck!), and since that pesky restraining order is still in effect, visiting la familia is a no-go. But I have come up with an even better idea, and I'm really hoping Julie gives it the a-okay (love ya, Julie! tell your sister Princess Fairy Sparkledust that she's the best mommy in the whole wide world!!!!) - if she didn't I don't know what I'd do. I'd probably just have to stay in and spend the day working on my Kate Gosselin voodoo doll made of discarded hair and fingernail clippings (the secret to holding it all together? Ear wax!), but doc says I "spend too much time" on it and that it's "not good for" me. What-ever (insert eyeroll - LOL!).
So, Julie, what I thought I would do is meet up with you, noted child advocate Paul Petersen, and Preesi (we need a native in case we get lost - LOL!) and track down Kate Gosselin and burn her at the stake. Now, Julie, I know what you're thinking, "do I really want to meet up with a total stranger (a confessed mental patient - LOL!) and commit capital murder?" Great question, Julie! It's true that Pennsylvania does have the death penalty - I checked! (We get internet access between 6-7 on Mondays, though they block access to so many sites it's hardly worth it - LOL!)
But Pennsylvania has only executed 3 measly people since 1976 (a rate of 0.090909091 of a person per year - LOL!), and of the 231 prisoners currently on death row, only five are female. So I think we're safe! (Except maybe Paul - don't tell him - LOL!)
And I'm sure that you're also thinking that it's a major holiday and you probably have important busybody stuff to do and Paul has important child-advocating stuff to do and Preesi probably has important posting-skanky-pics of herself on the internet stuff to do. But if we time things right, you can get home in time for fireworks! I want to get back by 6, anyway - I don't HAVE to be back until 8, but Saturday is sherbet night and if I get back late all that will be left will be the pineapple, and I hate that. LOL! It makes me want to take an ax to someone's head, I hate it so much! So really, I think it's a totally awesome plan and then Princess Fairypants can have all of those adorable kids and then maybe in a few years when Jon (hunnnkkk!) and Deanna divorce she can have whatever kids they have, too! Because I know that Princess Split Ends is such a good mother that she wants nothing more than to be a mom to every child, even one that's not hers and belongs to her ex-brother-in-law and his mistress (who I am SOOOOO jealous of! We might just have to make a side stop when we off Kate - J/K! LOL! No, I totally don't want to kill Deanna...though I might make her my next "doll project" and see what happens! LOL!)
Anyway, I hope you approve my plan and you and Paul and Preesi can pick me up by the gates around 8 a.m. on the 4th - I'll be the one with the lazy eye and the severe ezcema, twitching and occasionally screaming "cupcakes and potties!" at the top of my lungs. Don't worry, it's just a manifestation of my Tourette's - if you can bring a Reba CD for the car that should calm me and keep my outbursts to a minimum.
See you on the 4th (I hope! LOL!)
I'm going to attack the GWOPper's heavily bush that goes to their knees between two gi-mungus thighs of Ben and Jerry consumed flab. They don't know it yet, but they will be sporting mad razor bump rash from crotch ville to their multi-knee replaced regions. When they try to hop into their skirted triple x polka dotted mom suit, WHAM, I shall appear after a long hiatus await to be shaved, their annual 4th of July leg and pit grooming. I shall dot their arm pits and nether regions with tiny red bumps and make them itch and burn like crazy. What strays they missed I will plant myself amongst their skin fold fungus like poison oak and 1000 fleas that infested their snatch. They will seek comfort in the warmth of stale rain water as they wade in their little kiddie pools outside their lopsided trailers, (where they spent most of their year bedridden in their back bedroom). Their very own little "crooked" single wide welfare trailers with the skirting missing. No cover up will be large enough, unless they hurry and shop for a tarp. I shall teach them they must shave more then once a year to keep me away!
a few of us will be the actual human floats in the 4th of July parade! We will stop neglecting and ignoring our own kids long enough to make our presence known and our kids proud of us for rising from our behinds to participate in society and try not to hoard all of the candy from the little kids. The things we must do as a GWOP mom, but we are dedicated to show up in our child's life at least twice a year and make an appearance. The annual 4th of July Parade and the FOLLOW UP BBQ ALL YOU CAN EAT Community Picnic! Here, we participate in the "face filling hot dog eating contest" and usually kick ass! We then give our neglected children our trophies and ribbons every year to remember us by, a sort of, see you next year sentiment!
OMG a pink cupcake eating contest? OUT OF MY WAY you pink bikini undy wearing divas! (Plows through the crowd, knocking over little children as she makes her way to the cupcake table!)
THEY BETTER BE CREME FILLED!!!!! OR SOME ONE IS GOING TO GET HURT! (huff huff, pant pant (from too much exercise already))
Oooo, I've been a practicing cupcake cramming at my computer all year, just for this, never mind the crumb filled keyboard growing with mold.
Outta my way beoootchs, no one gets between me and a cupcake!
OMG LOL Mom of 4 cats, THAT TAKES THE CAKE!
Doing my humble civic duty.....destroying one GWOPper at a time. (smirk)!
HOLY SHIT! I'm even scared of Mom with 4 Cats! ROFL! Daaaaamn!
You have all of those "fluffies" at GWOP shaking in their circulation stockings girl!
Fairy Princess Split Ends, haha, 2 funny!
well, let's see here. The 4th for me will probably be another TYPICAL day. I will probably awaken like always, with troubles with my sleep apnea mask, so then I'll grab the bed pan, take a pee. Try to get a few more cat naps in before Rachael Ray comes on, then the government nursing care program, was so kind to assign me my own in care nurse. She'll be over at 10 to sponge bathe me, I have trouble rolling over and get bad bed sores. It is hard for me to you know, reach and lift and stuff, my arms just don't have the full motion with the excess I carry. I get so jealous of that Kate Whore Gosselin, she reminds me of the average people in the world with a life, who did not do as I from 5 years old when I had a traumatic experience in Phy Ed class and would always be picked last because of my flatulence issue. So I'd turn to seek comfort and cope with strawberry coconut twinkies and DQ cakes. (Oh God does that sound good right now, twinkies, the yellow ones, I hope my neighbor gets home with my daily grocery supply soon.)
Oh sorry, got side tracked when food is mentioned. Where was I? Oh yes, after the nurse assists in getting me set up for the day in my new posturpedic adjustable bed and assists me with my fresh depends and hemorroid creme, I'll cozy on in under my duvet, pull the wheelie tray that holds my lap top and food trays, and go GWOP out some inner resentments and frustrations I hold and take them out by chiming in on the latest Kate photos in the gossip magazines. I sure get a kick out of those GWOP gals, they help me get the focus off of how miserable I on while we can point out the faults of Kate Gosselin and dissect her every move, what she wears, down to her manicured toes.
I may doze off from time to time in between posts and feedings. My neighbor is such a gem, she brings me a meal every hour on the hour, I fear a sugar imbalance, so I must stay on top of that issue too.
As I GWOP away all day, I usually have the E! channel on, I so miss them reporting much on the Gosselin's lately, it is really cramping my style ya know?
WAIT, what is that? (sound of eggs against my trailer, AGAIN, DAMN neighborhood boys, they like to make fun of the fat lady on the block!) Grrr.
Well I really would like to share more about how I will spend the rest of the day, maybe later I will stop back in between GWOPping, I just cannot miss refreshing a page here and commenting every 4th one. I have so much to say you know?
Plus I feel another snooze coming on and, oh will you look at that, neighbor lady just brought me in a huge giant thick chocolate, hot fudge, peanut butter, strawberry, marshmellow creme shake with MALT POWDER. Oooo yummmy.
Talk to you all later, I have some mad GWOPpin to do, one must do what we are best at.
If by chance I don't make it back here to share more, have a happy 4th of July ya all. Some times my arthritis and bursitis in my should acts up and my carpal tunnel, makes me so damn frustrated when I cannot type and have to watch!
still trying to melt myself down the sink before they find me. You know what they say, from cow to waffle cone, but when a mad cow gwopper has raided the ice cream aisle, it's from cow to waffle cone to cow, to how awful a waffle butt grows. (flubberish indents on the beeeehind)
So I'd really rather thaw myself and go down a drain then to end up on some one's ass! Why on holidays they tend to consume more. "sigh"
i am hoping 2 derail the GWOP and MOONIE crazy trains on this day, beings i cannot go around from house to house disabling modems for a day, i thought i'd help my gosselin buds out and send some of them haters of the tracks. just for 1 day, to encourage them to go celebrate this amazing US of A...toot .....toot!
ummm yes people, these are the kinds of people we are dealing with! WTF!? I so hate it when I have to step in and do MoonBeams job, she should be helping her followers analyze these behavioral issues where some go beyond a simple quirk! Some require medication. Moonbeam should be sharing with you through her energy sources, how to help you, is that not what friends do, or are you not friends, just musers in a forum where she gives you a thread to divulge some deep juicies on you and make you feel vulnerable so she can swoop in and be the leader of the weak and easy? Don't you see, this is what psychics do, they prey on the vulnerable and week and you fell right into her little moonbeam trap, she probably was so delighted she was rubbing her hands together when you took the bait! Oy vey!
#15koopdedoooo
***I sort M&Ms by color, too. I miss the light brown ones. (not that the blue ones aren’t cool)
***Money in denomination order, smaller bills on top.
***I can’t sleep in a bed that does not have the sheets tucked in, and the sheet folded OVER the blanket at the top of the bed.
***I hate any salad dressing, get quite a few looks when I order “no dressing” with salad. Won’t eat mayonnaise, either. The thought of it is gross to me (my hubby can eat it off the spoon - BLEAH), and it always bothered my gallbladder (which is now gone).
***clothes in order in closet also
***license plates are acronyms to me…gotta come up with funny options.
***my middle child (son, age 13) and I have been having a “funniest puppy video” contest since I created his e-mail account last summer…we scour YOUTUBE for good ones, mail them back and forth.
(psst okay koopie, sit down on my couch, this may take awhile and perhaps some follow up appointments (and I won't charge you 2.99 a minute either). First, the name say it all, we need meds! As for the M&M's, well put a blindfold on, take a risk, poor the bag into a bowl and just go for it, after a week of this, you'll be cured of your color wheel obsession with the M&M's. Now, on to the license plate issue, LOG OFF YOUR COMPUTER, you like the acronyms because you are so used to user names to log into blogs under, so you are projecting this on to the license plates dear, it is a red flag sign to just turn off the net for a month. You'll gradually stop obsessing over license plates. Well our time is up here, same time next week okay, and here's your scrip, don't miss a dose!)
13Aggy
If I miss a turn while driving, I have a horrible time trying to find a place to turn around. Its like I keep seeing a “better” place to turn around just down the road so I keep going and going sometimes for a couple of miles, passing numerous acceptable places. I’ve frustrated many a co-pilot in the passenger seat.
(umm Dear Aggy, MoonBeam should have read your behavior as to why you do this hunbuns, it's because you are RUNNING AWAY FROM YOURSELF, but YOU KEEP FOLLOWING!)
iwy, I think we should help them out, you should put up a thread and we all could help the Moon Musers work through their issues and give some feedback to encourage a life of normalcy?
Moon obviously is shirking her duties! *glares at MoonBeam* did you email each of them after their post to tell them you could help them if they in a charged email reading?
We should do a charity drive here, SAVE THE MOONIES FROM THEMSELVES, a promo deal for a day!
help yourself if anyone else wants to pick a poor soul and help FOR FREE!
http://www.musingsfromthemoon.com/2009/06/29/quirks/
For just one day, you too could Adopt a Silly Puddy Head at Moon Musings!
sorting my M&M's out by color at Moon's Musings
I will be sorting my closet, organizing by color wheel order and my fiesta salad bowls too.
Save a Silly, Your comment on Moonbeam is dead-on. That's exactly what she is all about. I have wondered how many customers that she has found with the J&K thing.
Anonymous, no kidding. Who's exploiting whom really. Moon's a piece of work, she and her husband know how to even use Jon and Kate to reel in people to their readings and make money off of the housewives who have lots of issues (as apparent by that link to her site on them listing their quirks, or rather NEUROSES!)
Her and her little pyschic network buddies she has planted in her site too, they know, they probably laugh at each of them, save information in a database, share it about those that do contact her for readings. Their email addresses, names, if I were any who fell for her scam, I'd be worried about ID theft, even Moon listed a quirk that she checks her bank account ledger daily and verifies it online each day. Why? Because they have access to others banking information, so is her fear because of what they do to their clients? The Musers are suckers if they have even paid one penny for her shit. I think she is using the headlines news of the J&K thing and advocacy as a means for her own agenda! IMO!
I'll be arm wrestling with one of our house spirits and also be on a two day ghost hunt with my psychic hubby. I've plenty of time on my hands now that the network has me on absence while they are investigating me and my association with a friend of mine who is in some legal hot water with the network and been kicked out. I so hope I don't get my hubby in trouble from my actions.
Well off to pick some weeds out of my organic garden and then after lunch wake my adult son who lives with us. He's so precious, then I must go flip some switches and move some things around that the house spirits keep messing with. I should probably do a few email readings, and then check my bank account, make sure the money we scammed is not being frozen or that any withdrawals or refunds have been made. I'll continue to ignore that kind of mail and refund requests. Cuz I am above the law in the USA, just like in the UK.
busy screwing with Moon, I keep flushing her toilets and just cleaned her toothbrush in the tidy bowl flush. I think I'll go create some more static. No worries, I'm a friendly ghost, like Casper. Like to trip the biddy though and put curses on her. Shazam shazoo, goopity goo, do re me, supercalifragilus, bad juju, poo poo platter, kalamazoo, dosey do.
Wish the witch moon would start melting like Ben and Jerry's flavors are trying to before the Cows get to licking and slurping on them. Is it true that Ben and Jerry's created their Jamaican Me Crazy flavor because of Luney and the Mad Cows?
Oh f*k! She just lit another candle, gotta run and snuff it out, hehe.
Well, we wanted a family celebration but our daughter, 10 doll, is in DIRE need of an intervention. So, instead of fireworks, we will be confronting 10 doll about her Just Jared obsession and ranting of recent on sites talking to herself into the night, all night. We need to address any stressors in her life that may have her coping in such a bizarre way for a 30 some thing lady showing very unlady like behavior.
We also need to address the medication issue. She was suppose to be taking her ridalin and bipolar meds, and the doc just added to her cocktail, ambilify? It's apparent through her blogosphere bipolar rants and the complaints we've had coming in, she must have went off of them.
Wish us luck, it has not helped the last 10 times she's ruined what could have otherwise been a family holiday. She's so needy, and attention seeking, and ever so hypersensitive if her behavior is called out in check. She dishes, but she just cannot take it or realize she is spinning out of control and literally WASTING her life away on the internet. We even think it is effecting her sleep, her eyes, she's not showered in days, her adult acne issue, we knew when she was little she would be a handful, but we're still taking care of an adult child! To pull her keyboard away she starts swinging, throwing things, cursing like a banshee in heat, and well we are just waiting for her to pull a Britney and shave her head.
So that will be our fireworks display!
hehe, shhhhhhh, going to fill MoonTampon's bath tub. Already tied her shoes together and sewed her son's unner wears shut. May just do some short sheeting and unrolling of the TP next. BwaaahahahahahahahahahaahahAHA err,
um BOO!
ROFLMAO @ photo of LisaK and 10doll!
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