The PENNMOMMY Codex (Part 3)

I’m back. If only the PENNMOMMY crapola weren’t so convoluted and long so that I didn’t have to split things up.

So where was I?

Oh yeah, Serena’s blogging vacation.

1. There are no direct sightings of Serena at GWoP as thread starter or commenter from 9/19/08 through 01/10/09.
   
   She abruptly vanishes and returns as abruptly without outgoing or incoming fanfare whatsoever.
   
   That said, it's my understanding that the PENNMOMMY hoax occurred somewhere during this time period and that a whole boatload of GWoP threads and posts were also deleted to cover all footprints.
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2. Serena may also be the only GWoPper who completely disappeared during this time period and then eventually came back. There were definitely a few regulars who seem to have blog-icided. But comments or threads by most of the other regulars (e.g., iluveyore, secretmonkey, fiona, sharla, etc) are still found somewhere during that period.
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   Gwopwop central is still working this angle although I’m not entirely sure it’s significant.
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3. Specifically, Serena's last post on 09/19/09 was a thread titled "I'll take my hurricane over your miserable life" (<-- linky-poo). It's a re-posting of a high-drama comment from 'carolina' who claims she'd rather lose everything to a Hurricane (Ike?) than be guilty of pimping her kids like Jon & Kate. Yeah, okay, whatever. For my purposes, it’s certainly a non-descript thread upon which to launch one’s blogging vacation. Poof! Serena vanishes.
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4. On 01/10/09, we finally and suddenly see Serena re-emerge unnannounced in the comments of the "When Should or Will the Show End" thread where (knock my socks off) she announces her creation of yet another blog for "Toddlers and Tiaras" (<--linky-poo) on this very same day. Crazy coincidence!
   
   Of note regarding TTWOP:
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   a) only Serena's name is tied to it, unlike GWoP.
   b) Serena clearly doesn't have the same HTML prowess as Sharla cause TTWOP's silver buttons look worse than mine here at GWOPwop.
   c) the TTWOP P.O. Box is identical to GWOP in Saint Louis
   d) TTWOP is a flop with no entries since Feb 10, 2009
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   To me, it's now convincing that it's "Serena" who lives in the Saint Louis area. This first occurs to me somewhere in the middle of the Julie-Gate thread.
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   By chance, is anyone here sleeping with the PostMaster or a Mail Carrier in the Saint Louis area? We need to get the real name that is associated with that P.O. Box.
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   Kidding, sorta. Hopefully by now, the FBI is following this blog.
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5. After the 01/10/09 comment, Serena’s very next GWoP post is a thread-start on 1/13/09 titled “Something We’ve Been Wanting” (<--linky poo) which introduces the GWoPpers to some free-lance writer named Jess who wants to write an expose on the real Jon & Kate story.
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   Not sure about you, but I find it so very odd that after such a prolonged absence, Serena suddenly rises out from the swamp to facilitate this magazine article.
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   Not only does she not offer a “Hello!”, “I’m Back!”, or a “Did you Miss Me?”, you also won’t see any “happy you’re back, Serena” or “where the heckama have you been, Serena?” comments.
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   You’d think at least one GWoPper would say something to acknowledge her highness' return, right?
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6. Immediately following the 1/13/2009 "Something we've been wanting" thread, Serena is immediately back to full-throttle bloggin diarrhea--- i.e., posting frequently again in that same thread and forever again at GWoP happily after).
   

So odd. And yes, I have a theory about what's going on here but I may need help from those of you who were there.

Part 4 coming up.