"... the gay version of Michael Lohan"
--- Hailey Glassman
Proving that one can stick her foot in her mouth even while tweeting, Hailey Glassman recently takes a painfully feeble swipe at Michael Lohan and Perez Hilton. Yes, I realize that Michael Lohan is a no-talent, media whore, but um, so is Hailey Glassman. So it's always pretty hilarious to see one no-talent, media whore (Hailey) take a dig at another no-talent, media whore (Lohan). The intended targets (Lohan and Perez) escape unscathed.
Surely by now there is some sort of Tweeting University in which no-talent, media whores can enroll (on-line, natch) in order to learn proper tweeting techniques. Hailey, get thee to tweeting school tout de tweet*.
I'm no rocket scientist but when trying to improve one's public image, it's generally not a swell idea to hurl public insults that also include references to race, creed, gender or sexual preference. Despite your ulitimate coolness, Hailey, it's just too darn easy to be mistaken for the mindless bigot that you are.
Perhaps you should re-think this idea for letting us get to know the "real" Hailey. You're uglier than I thought.
* Note to Gwoppers: This is a play on words. I could have written 'tout de suite' but it wouldn't have been nearly as funny. Plus, Hailey doesn't know French.
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You meant "improve her public image (wink, wink)", right? Girls who care about their public image don't audition for Girls Go Nasty or whatever the show is called.
Totally agree, anon@6:02am. Hailey in her infinite wisdom chooses to market herself to a demographic with next to zero spending power (ie., the pot-smoking/too-cool-for-school/party-til-you-puke/bigotry is in/ college flunk-out/rebel without out a cause demographic).
This is a joke, right Hailey? You are kidding, right? You are really only a 12 year old girl with too much time and money on her hands, right?
Oh my Lord...
http://www.etonline.com/news/2009/11/80476/index.html
The above link is to a joint interview with Jon and Hailey on ET. These two are really pushing the redemption tour, aren't they? Yeah Jon, keep talking.....it's really helping (sarcasm).
she goes on TV playing victim claiming she is emotionally abused, yet she never hesitated to be that toward Kate on her twitter or now in her latest Haily TANTRUM via TWITTER.
So we have Jon throwing MANTRUMS, Hailey throwing TWITRUMS.
She should keep her head in the toilet. What a slut. Who is going to take this bitch seriously in the future? I hope either Jon or her daddy keeps her rolling in money because she will never make an honest buck.unless she sues someone.
http://drlillianglassbodylanguageblog.wordpress.com/2009/11/04/jon-gosselin-and-hailey-glassman%e2%80%99s-body-language-signals-on-et-interview-with-mary-hart-shows-a-complete-hoax-making-up-stories-about-abuse-and-breaking-up-is-reprehensible/
Thanks for sharing the link to that etonline interview. Had to chuckle out loud when Jon says "maybe Hailey will get a job now" or something to that effect/affect. I've been wondering for quite some time now why "dating" Jon should prevent her from going to school and\or getting a job. But apparently, Hailey is not a multi-tasker. She can't handle "love" and "life" at the same time. Also chuckled that Hailey is still stuck on the technical definition of the word "homewrecker." Chin up, Hailey, I view Jodi, Julie, Serena and Sharla as homewreckers too and they've NEVER sleep with Jon (to my knowledge).
Last by certainly not least, it sure seemed to me like there was there a whole lot of harping at Jon by Hailey. He must like the emasculating females. I do give Jon credit for walking out of the interview. These two (Jon and Hailey) simply do not have any class. I'm not sure whether Jon realized the conversation was too personal, completely tasteless, or just plain boring as hell, but he did the right thing by ending it.
P.S. Mary Hart looks like she's 89 years old. Try to get some sleep or something, Mary. If those bags under your eyes get any bigger someone's gonna trip on them.
iwhy,
I was thinking the exact same thing about Mary Hart. Lordy be, she looks OLD!
Looks like ET plans to draw this interview out for the next several months. Meanwhile, the whole schtick where Hailey claims to hate the limelight is just not believable. Not believable in the least. If she continues to appear on primetime TV shows to make such a claim, she really needs to work on her body language and facial expressions, which tell a completely different story.
That's Mary Hart? Yikes! What happened?
Hailey can NOT be 22 years old. She looks 40. Kate looks young and rich by comparison.
Meanwhile, Jon is one lame fish. He can't take the intense questioning from 89 year old Mary Hart? He has to leave? I can't wait until TLCs lawyers get a hold of him in the courtroom :)
He is so screwed.
Layer? She's not that deep. She's not deep at all. There are no layers to Hailey Glassman.
Stripe?
Welcome to the Bizarro World of Jon and Hailey! Too wacky for words.
I'm actually starting to worry about Jon a bit. I think he may have some kind of a break down. He's wound up tight as a drum ready to explode. It won't be pretty. Hopefully it will won't happen during his custody week.
I agree. I'd have a really hard time leaving my kids alone with Jon. Hopefully they have a full time nanny when he has them. I wouldnt want my kids in a car with him either.
Saw a story on ROL about the 2nd interview with E! news. I'm really beginning to wonder if this whole thing is just a huge staged joke on everyone. How can two people (Jon and Hailey) be so obviously stupid. Is it possible to actually go thru life and be that downright dumb? It's mind numbing. But maybe the thing is an elaborate set up and the joke's on us and we are the dumb ones? God help us.
EXCLUSIVE: TLC Lines Up Bombshell Witnesses Against Jon Gosselin In Court CaseEXCLUSIVE: TLC Lines Up Bombshell Witnesses Against Jon Gosselin In Court Case
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INF PhotoForget about tear-filled TV interviews and dramatic walking-off-the-set moments.
The most explosive and revealing interviews about Jon Gosselin's life are all about to happen - under oath!
PHOTOS: Jon and Hailey party in a bar
RadarOnline.com has learned exclusively that not only will Jon's girlfriend Hailey Glassman be deposed by TLC's law firm Williams & Connolly, but so will Jon's bodyguard and four other witnesses.
PHOTOS: Haily Glassman drug photos
The Washington, D.C. law firm with a reputation for fierce and effective tactics has been extremely busy since filing suit in a Maryland court on October 16 for breach of contract against Jon. The firm has filed motion after motion in the Montgomery County Circuit Court.
RadarOnline.com has learned exclusively that on November 4 the court granted a slew of motions filed by the law firm, allowing them to depose Hailey Glassman, Jon's bodyguard Thomas Meinelt, Michael Heller, Mark Heller, Michael Lohan and Matthew Kirschner.
EXCLUSIVE: Jon's sleepover with kids' babysitter
The fact that Williams & Connolly has been granted the right to depose the Hellers should mean that they will not be allowed to represent Jon in the case, as they are now witnesses.
TLC alleges that Jon breached his exclusive contract with them and Williams & Connolly has gotten off to a fast start on a fact-finding mission to determine Jon's other sources of incomes.
The Hellers will certainly be asked about every non-TLC payday Jon has received and Hailey will also be forced to reveal what she knows under oath.
Michael Lohan has stated publicly that he and Jon were lining up a new reality TV show about divorced dads.
INTERVIEW: Michael Lohan reveals Jon shopping for new reality show
Most interesting perhaps, is Meinelt, who went from paparazzi to Jon's bodyguard. His knowledge of Jon's financial and personal affairs should be extensive and he is certain to face intense questioning during deposition.
Looks like TLC's lawyers have been working hard. This might be Jon's breakdown.
http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2009/11/exclusive-tlc-lines-bombshell-witnesses-against-jon-gosselin-court-case?page=1
http://weblogs.baltimoresun.com/entertainment/zontv/
My money is on TLC. Even the straight version of Perez Hilton isn't as dumb as Jon and Hailey. She has hitched her wagon to a sinking ship, not a rising star.
That etonline interview is by-the- textbook-crap, starting with "Jon wasn't going to be on the interview but then joined the set" and they say this while showing the empty chair that is sitting next to Hailey's chair. It might have been believable that there would be two chairs sitting side-by-side except that it's also clear that the interview "set" is very make-shift and that the placement of the two chairs is very deliberate.
Then we have the cut and paste excerpts. Why not play the interview the whole way through? It's like that had to stop, rehearse lines and then do another take.
Fake. Fake. Fake.
Oh. the. drama. of . two . no talent . media whores . in. love.
ha ha ha still laughing at the part where Jon says "maybe she'll decide she wants to get a job".
Here is a link to the Maryland Judiciary Case Search site:
http://casesearch.courts.state.md.us/inquiry/inquiry-index.jsp
Thank you for this!
http://casesearch.courts.state.md.us/inquiry/inquiry-index.jsp
And gwopwoppers, I ask that none of you misuse this link to also go looking for Julie's divorce records. I feel certain there is nothing of interest to see on that topic anyway.
iwhyawli - You're Welcome!!! I hope their network can handle the overload. 'Cause we all know that this link will be posted on every hate site.
I can hardly wait until the GWOPPERS shake down all the information re "business" and figure out who the receptionist is who refuses to give her name when being served legal papers (ha ha ha)
JKIG INC
Address: 860 VIA DE LA PAZ
PACIFIC PALISADES CA 90272
I'm loving this link so much I sorta feel like it's Christmas today!
http://www.usmagazine.com/celebritynews/photos/jon-gosselin-yoga-2009511
what are we supposed to search under on that link. what is the maryland case? thanks.
My guess is that JKIG INC is Jon and Kate's Corporation? JK = Jon's initials KI = Kate's initials and G for, well, you know.
When there is a breach of contract suit, do they typically go after money?
Yes, I presume they'll go after whatever money Jon made via other sources, damages and lawyer's fees. He's screwed.
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