Sending the Wrong Message with Body Art

Today's photo montage at thesuperficial.com offers us the perfect reason why Kate Gosselin and Sharla should get rid of their tattoos.

source: http://www.thesuperficial.com/

If you saw this week's issue of People Magazine, you probably spied Kate's Winnie-the-Pooh tat on her ankle. At first glance, I thought Kate forgot to shave her legs but then I put on my reading glasses. Sharla, of course, has tattooed knuckles just like Jesse James' mistress. pictured above. Sharla's knuckles spell out L-O-V-E.

Nothing personal, y'all, but iwhyawli just doesn't care for body art. I don't have body art because I would never want to be mistaken for a GWOPPER.

Dang You TLC!

I'm reading where Jon Gosselin reportedly turned down an offer to appear nude in Playgirl, and well, I only have TLC and that darn injunction to thank ... I mean, blame.

Unlike the GWOPPERS, we gals never get to see a naked fat guy, do we? Is that fair? No, it's absolutely not fair. It's not fair to fat guys and it's not fair to women with buff husbands and boyfriends. I don't know how much a copy Playgirl Magazine costs these days, but if by chance someone holds a gun to my head and makes me buy one then dammit there better well be a buck naked, middle-aged, balding fat guy in there.

Ta-ta for now. I'm off to google naked fat guys.

Was there another earthquake or did GWOP explode?

I had to sit through another episode of that stupid Bachelor show but it was well worth it.

Kate Gosselin is Contestant #10 on Dancing with the Stars!

Now please tell me that she's partnered with Max.

Congratulations to Kate. I'll look forward to watching.

OH COME ON NOW!

source: http://www.thesuperficial.com/

This picture has got to be an early April Fool's joke. I'll choose to believe that really is Hailey's body because anyone else with a body like that wouldn't wear such a cheezy outfit. I especially love the sooper sexy arm thing.

Another Reason to Hate Jon Gosselin

So now that Monday Nite football is over (thank god) and there's no J&Kplus8 or DWTS to amuse the iwhyawli household, yesterday I somehow found myself watching ..... (oh this is so embarassing) ... The Bachelor.

WTF. And people are bitching about the Miss America pageant?

If The Bachelor isn't the dumbest, most insipid, most vapid show in the history of all television, I'd like to know what show is.

Yeah, I get it. The whole show is entirely fake and all the contestants are wannabe actors/actresses who are merely pretending to find their (next) husband/wife over the course of 6 weeks while their small children from their first unsuccessful marriages stay with grandma, but um, someone still invented the idea for the show, someone agreed to air it, they somehow found sponsors for it, they found at least 5 people who were willing to be on the stupid show, and worse, it's* my understanding that the show is now in its* tenth season or something like that, which means people out there are deliberately watching it.

This country is doomed. DOOMED!





*Attenion Sharla: No additional charge for illustrating the proper use of "it's" verus "its". You're welcome.

Man oh Man, Sharla is really slipping.

I'm no stranger to typos and grammatical problems myself, but I can usually get the one-line, seven-word comments right. Time to lay off the sauce, Sharla.

Rut-oh, Aunt Jodi !

I am most certain (cough) you can trust your beloved husband whilst he accompanies Jon from scummy bar to scummy bar in all these thinly-disguised attempts to collect money from the papparazi, or can you?

:: evil cackle ::

Your boobs aren't very big, sweetie.