Click here for iwhyawli's tongue-in-check version of GWOP's 954,012 posting rules. If you're wondering why GWOP has so many posting rules, you're not alone.
Sharla and Laura Linger frequently like to correct my spelling and grammar because they think it's a dig that bothers me. But actually, I find their efforts to be quite helpful. They save me lots of time.
Holy grammar/spelling police, why aren't people using spell check over there? Or an old fashioned dicionary?
Just read some of the posts on GWOP (I don't know why, maybe cuz I'm feeling constipated and reading GWop makes me feel like taking a dump?) and I noticed (gasp!) errors! Among them...
your instead of you're (there is a difference!) noone (meaning no one I think!)
there (meaning their I believe!)
deosn't (perhaps doesn't?)
Many many more!!! Why does that darned kettle keep calling the pot black??
Also, can't understand why it's so important where Kate was when she got the extensions. Hotel room- salon- home. Who gives a sheeeet?
Too true. Witness this post from a Gwopper on Facebook. You can see the apple doesn't fall far from the tree:
"I don't care that Kate got extions it is just they look worse than what Britany Spears' did on her worse day. And why is it that when Kate tries to look younger and hipper she is trouted out as a strong person finder her youthful side, but when Jon started to dress younger he was just becoming more immature?"
TLC goes after the kids audience during prime time.
The ever durable and sometimes over the top Kate starts a new show in memmory of Captain Kangaroo and Mr Rodgers neighborhood and for the kids of course.
-the show opens with Kate singing "Won't You Be My Neighbor?". She puts on her heels, touches up her makeup in the mirror, and flips her hair, and smiles then cackles at the camera and takes her vitamins.
-She has puppets Sharla, Serena, Baby Mamma, LisaK, Churchmouse, Crabby Fatty, 10doll, MaggieMo, and others. She and kids play act out bits of Make-Believe with the puppets on a table doing schticks of stupid things people say about others.
-rut ro, the ever guessing Mr. Moose gives the kids hints on the magic drawing board.
-Then suddenly it rains Moose ping pong balls and Kate picks up a pair and answers the viewers questions who's name appears on the balls while on the couch with one of the kids
-Then the dancing bear (Eileen) and the town clown (Jon) come on stage with Kate leading the cheers jiggling her plastic pom poms then advises the kids to listen to their mommy and be good.
-the kids take turns spotlighting they are Make-Believe TV stars. The kids are shown with them on the covers of the tabloids covering the current events in their lives and their new relationships.
-Occasionaly a guest or puppets will appear on the show. First guest will be Mikey formerly American Chopper takes Kate out on a data and a sleep over.
-In the closing act Kate walks over to the talking Grandfather clock and winds it up telling Mr. green jeans and the nanny let's pretend my future rich dream husband is watching and starts singing Have a nice day, be good to your Mother
Sit back, relax and enjoy while I hack on moms who like to pass judgment on other moms and dads.
All under the guise of [fingerquotes]good parenting[/fingerquotes] of course. It's my moral obligation. I'm sure you understand.
ABOUT US
We are group of American nobodys. But unlike the nobodys at GWoP whose life mission is to save the Gosselin children from their oh so cruel mother and father, we don't consider our blogging efforts to be bonafide charity work. When we volunteer for humantarian causes, we actually log off the computer, get off our chairs and leave our houses. We have the shared desire that our disgust for these GWoP sows be centralized. Each post reflects the author's opinion, not necessarily that of the group but probably that of the group.
We want nothing more than for these GWoP sows to get a clue or to kill themselves, which ever comes first.
We want Jon and Kate to continue doing whatever it is they're currently doing to inspire such jealous outrage. It's hilarious to read.
We want the children of these GWoP saps to move into foster home so they can be loved by women who won't ignore them in lieu of monitoring the Internet for dirt on Jon & Kate.
We want all Americans to respectfully recognize that Moms (and Dads) who pass judgment on other Moms and Dads is is syptomatic of serious mental illness. Please don't let your kids go trick or treating at these people's homes.
Speak Up. Point, Laugh and publically mock these asshole moms whenever you can. I'm sure you know the type otherwise google "Battleaxe". They're the same women who monopolize the teacher's time on Parent Night, who frown upon bringing store bought items to the bake sale, and are always asking for advice on behalf of friends (wink, wink) who find a Playboy in the trunk of her husband's car.
Julie's Deleted Blog Posts
Fooled into thinking Aunt Jodi is a child advocate? Click here to read the first of her dear sister's deleted blog posts. There are 13 deleted posts in all. One more telling than the next.
You best think twice before sending any money to this GWOPPER (nhrp). A legal problem of sorts forced her into hiding and she now lives in a cave. Probably with Osama. Working as his camcorder guy (err, gal).
12 comments:
Sharla and Laura Linger cant spell worth a shit.
ooof, people who refer to their children as 'kiddo' drive me batty.
Holy grammar/spelling police, why aren't people using spell check over there? Or an old fashioned dicionary?
Just read some of the posts on GWOP (I don't know why, maybe cuz I'm feeling constipated and reading GWop makes me feel like taking a dump?) and I noticed (gasp!) errors! Among them...
your instead of you're (there is a
difference!)
noone (meaning no one I think!)
there (meaning their I believe!)
deosn't (perhaps doesn't?)
Many many more!!! Why does that darned kettle keep calling the pot black??
Also, can't understand why it's so important where Kate was when she got the extensions. Hotel room- salon- home. Who gives a sheeeet?
"as interesting as watching paint dry". Ha. I bet Sharla has to change her panties every time she thinks about seeing Kate on tv again.
Too true. Witness this post from a Gwopper on Facebook. You can see the apple doesn't fall far from the tree:
"I don't care that Kate got extions it is just they look worse than what Britany Spears' did on her worse day. And why is it that when Kate tries to look younger and hipper she is trouted out as a strong person finder her youthful side, but when Jon started to dress younger he was just becoming more immature?"
You know that mistakes that they make don't count because it's child advocacy, dontchaknow??? - insert eyeroll here.
It's the darn effeminate Statue of Liberty!
"she is trouted out..."
ROFL!!!!!!
TLC goes after the kids audience during prime time.
The ever durable and sometimes over the top Kate starts a new show in memmory of Captain Kangaroo and Mr Rodgers neighborhood and for the kids of course.
-the show opens with Kate singing "Won't You Be My Neighbor?". She puts on her heels, touches up her makeup in the mirror, and flips her hair, and smiles then cackles at the camera and takes her vitamins.
-She has puppets Sharla, Serena, Baby Mamma, LisaK, Churchmouse, Crabby Fatty, 10doll, MaggieMo, and others. She and kids play act out bits of Make-Believe with the puppets on a table doing schticks of stupid things people say about others.
-rut ro, the ever guessing Mr. Moose gives the kids hints on the magic drawing board.
-Then suddenly it rains Moose ping pong balls and Kate picks up a pair and answers the viewers questions who's name appears on the balls while on the couch with one of the kids
-Then the dancing bear (Eileen) and the town clown (Jon) come on stage with Kate leading the cheers jiggling her plastic pom poms then advises the kids to listen to their mommy and be good.
-the kids take turns spotlighting they are Make-Believe TV stars. The kids are shown with them on the covers of the tabloids covering the current events in their lives and their new relationships.
-Occasionaly a guest or puppets will appear on the show. First guest will be Mikey formerly American Chopper takes Kate out on a data and a sleep over.
-In the closing act Kate walks over to the talking Grandfather clock and winds it up telling Mr. green jeans and the nanny let's pretend my future rich dream husband is watching and starts singing Have a nice day, be good to your Mother
http://entertainment.blogs.foxnews.com/2010/01/14/fox411-jon-gosselin-lving-with-morgan-christie/
UPDATE:
Sharla has now corrected "month's" to "months" but the plagiary found the second paragraph remains in tact.
Carry on.
:)
http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2010/01/exclusive-hailey-glassman-has-some-advice-jon-gosselins-new-girlfriend
Post a Comment