So I'm reading all this stuff that folks have been sending in about Dana Hoffman and then I also wandered back in time to re-read the article she wrote some Philadelphia magazine. You know the article -- it's the one which renewed Serena's will to live and woke her from the posting dead at GWOP.
It's just so very, very, very odd that some "journalist" (I'm using that word loosely, Dana, so don't get a big head) would get her panties in such a bunch about the Gosselins. I mean seriously. Who in their right mind gets all honked off about buying a 15-passenger van when you've only a 10-person family? Do they even make 10-passenger vans? Our mini-van seats 8 tops and not comfortably. If I have a 10-person family and a 10-person van, where do we put all our luggage when we drive to the Carolinas for our free beach holiday?
So strange this obsession about the 15-passenger van and Dana's long list of other Gosselin grievances, but then it occurred to me. A lightbulb went on.
Dana Hoffman is acting EXACTLY like all of Jon's other scorned lovers!
Hmmm.
Could it be that Dana Hoffman is the first in a long line of Jon Gosselin's rejects? Is Dana the reason why Jon said he was "nervous about dating a Jewish girl" ? Maybe Jon's not a bigot afterall and said that because he meant nervous about dating a Jewish girl *again*! Gasp!
There's only one thing worse than being the world's creepiest loser, and that's getting dumped by the world's creepiest loser. Oh, the bitter agony. I think I'm on to something here, y'all.
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Hey Iwhy,
Kate has mentioned on the show that Jon was in a relationship with another woman when they met and that he dumped her in less than a week of meeting Kate. So that they could get together.
This was mentioned on one of the episodes when they reminisced how they got here.
I'm thinking this may have been Dana.
I wonder if this means Jon and Jodi have "history" as well?
Ding, Ding, Ding...we have a winner! I think you hit the nail on the head with that one. I always saw jealousy in every post at GWOP. I never understood why they were jealous of Kate and not Jon as Jon was doing the same things as Kate. I think you just gave me my answer!!
txchic25 said...
Ding, Ding, Ding...we have a winner! I think you hit the nail on the head with that one. I always saw jealousy in every post at GWOP. I never understood why they were jealous of Kate and not Jon as Jon was doing the same things as Kate. I think you just gave me my answer!!
November 23, 2009 9:43 AM
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The GWOPPIES are a bunch of jealous, unhealthy, friendless, low life losers. They are stupid for spending so much time blogging, chatting or obsessing about Kate or anyone for that matter.
Get a life bitches!
Iwhy, you have the best Gosselin blog ever. This may be my favorite post yet and that's saying something.
Txchic25 is really onto something. Hmmmm
Did you know Sharla is friends with a Gosselin local? Peri/ Sharla/nhrn talked about it on her pigpen blog. I wonder if that is Dana too?
They have woven a twisted web, but you and your peeps will unweave it for us.
From what I've read, one of the Gosselin locals who has been and currently is the most frightening
is Preesi. She's the one who stalks with camera in hand.
I think the local is a teacher. Serena (nhrn) knows her.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/34098389/ns/entertainment-reality_tv/?gt1=43001
could the teacher be a Deann Hummel?
No, it's not Deanna Hummel. It's a woman in her fifties (I'm guessing age here). She works in a large school district in Lancaster, PA.
From what I've read, one of the Gosselin locals who has been and currently is the most frightening is Preesi. She's the one who stalks with camera in hand.
Lucky for Kate, Preesi does most of her stalking via the internet. She very rarely leaves her house except to go to some gourmet grocery store. If you read Twitter, it appears she is stuffing something in her pie hole every hour on the hour.
I feel so sorry for her son (if he exists, which I have my doubts about).
Anonymous said...
From what I've read, one of the Gosselin locals who has been and currently is the most frightening
is Preesi. She's the one who stalks with camera in hand.
November 23, 2009 2:57 PM
Pressi is nuts thats why Kate has a body guard.I guess she like Dana Hoffman and wants to run Kate off the road.
Peri/ Sharla/nhrn talked about it on her pigpen blog.
Peri, Sharla, whatever her name is never knew a local who knows the Gosselins. She was merely making it up for the two people who followed her pitiful blog.
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