In case you haven't heard Jon say this for the 3 trillionth time in the last week, he and Hailey are currently on a break.
A break from what is not exactly clear.
If they're not talking, tweeting or texting TO each other, they're parked in front of the papparazzi talking, tweeting and texting ABOUT each other. Neither has any apparent plans to "date" other people, get a job, tend to their families, enroll in school, get a hobby, quit smoking, or stop eating. Basically, it appears that they're taking a break from spending their time together doing absolutely nothing. They'll now continue to do absolutely nothing with their lives in separate states, unless of course Entertainment Tonite summons them to appear together on TV so that they can talk about their "break."
Jon says they're "taking some time to get their heads together." I don't mean to hurt their feelings or anything but that's not a break either. Something of that magnitude will take those two an eternity.
Later this month, of course, they'll take a break from their break by spending Thanksgiving together because during the break, Jon has no plans to make any new friends and\or spend Thanksgiving with his own Mom and siblings. As Hailey made perfectly clear, Jon is such a loser that his only Thanksgiving options are to end their break else sit alone in his Manhattan apartment doing nothing. Where's Mark Heller?
Do you suppose there's any chance that Jon and Hailey might give iwhyawli a break?
I don't think so. They don't know what a break is.
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EXCLUSIVE: Jon Gosselin Will Countersue TLC For $5 Million!EXCLUSIVE: Jon Gosselin Will Countersue TLC For $5 Million!
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Posted on Nov 09, 2009 @ 06:30PM print it send it
INF DailyJon Gosselin will countersue TLC for $5 million, RadarOnline.com has learned exclusively.
The reality TV star is the defendant in a breach of contract lawsuit from the cable network and now will file his own lawsuit. Jon is facing a preliminary injunction hearing in Maryland court on December 14 and, as RadarOnline.com reported exclusively, he will be forced to testify.
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But now Jon and his team of Hellers (Mike and Mark) have decided the best defense is an offense. In the past they have contended that Jon was not adequately represented when he signed his TLC contract. TLC is represented by Washington, D.C. law firm Williams & Connolly.
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In its lawsuit against Jon, TLC claims he has breached his contract repeatedly and points out that he and Kate had legal representation when dealing with the network. The lawsuit contends that their contract was renegotiated several times.
COURT PAPERS: Read TLC Executive’s Affidavit Here
The lawsuit alleges that Jon has been paid by various media outlets and for promotional appearances, all prohibited by his contract.
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RadarOnline.com has learned exclusively that Jon still has no formal representation in Maryland. Heller is not licensed to practice in the state and there is no paperwork in Montgomery County Circuit Court noting Jon's official legal representation. TLC's legal team from Williams & Connolly is headed by Paul Gaffney, one of the firm's partners. Gaffney will question Jon under oath during the legal proceeding for a preliminary injunction.
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Jon is likely to argue that TLC is preventing him from earning a living with a contract that is too restrictive. In its court filing, TLC noted that it offered to keep paying Jon when it planned to change the show from Jon & Kate Plus 8 to Kate Plus 8. The suit also notes that TLC is not stopping Jon from earning a living and contends he is always able to go back to his former job in Information Technology.
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Jon has prohibited the network from filming his children, saying he thinks the show has become harmful to them. That position is a reversal from his public comments in late July, when Kate's brother and sister in law claimed the show was harming the Gosselin kids. Jon said their claims were ridiculous and detailed that his children loved taping the show.
PHOTOS: Jon Gosselin Visits Synogogue To Apologize For Behavior
In its breach of contract suit, TLC is claiming damages because Jon's unauthorized business deals and interviews have basically created a competitor to their programming, which exists in reruns and other forms, even when original episodes are no longer being shot or aired.
COURT PAPERS: Read Details Of Jon’s Contract And How He Breached It
One fact that neither side has addressed publicly is the cost of this litigation. Williams & Connolly is widely regarded as one of the best law firms in the country and has a reputation for "scorched earth" tactics, meaning that opponents rarely are left with any secrets by the time the discovery process is over. It is not known what the Hellers are charging Jon, but if litigation drags on in either lawsuit, the bill is likely to reach high six figures and beyond.
EXCLUSIVE: TLC Lines Up Bombshell Witnesses In Court Case Against Jon Gosselin
Story developing...
Maybe Sharla will start a P.O. Box for the Jon Gosselin Thanksgiving Day Dinner. With enough money thrown at them I think that some people might have an extra seat at the table for Jon.
Better yet, Sharla could invite Jon over to her place. Now that Jon is single maybe they can play stuff the turkey.
Jon G's 'Major' Pain -- She's Gettin' Served!
Posted Nov 9th 2009 4:10PM by TMZ Staff
Former Star Magazine reporter Kate Major -- who insisted she was romantically involved with Jon Gosselin -- is next in line to testify in TLC's breach of contract case against the famous reality dad.
TLC's lawyers have asked the court for permission to serve Kate with a subpoena, ordering her to testify along with other witnesses -- including Michael Lohan and Hailey Glassman -- in depositions scheduled for December 10.
Kate reportedly quit her job at Star Magazine to pursue a relationship with Jon. Last we checked, the Octopop denied ever having a relationship with her.
Poor Jon. Poor Hailey.
I am so sorry that they are bigger idiots than they realize. I also am very glad they will spend the day of Thanks together..cause no one else wants them around.
I guess what gets me the most is, the Gwoptards are quick to jump on Kate's every move and criticize her but the real fact of the matter is, Jon is the gold digging fame seeker in this whole scenario.
He needs to do himself a favor and check himself into a facility that treats people who suffer from some sort of mental disorder(s).
I can't even feel sorry for him because he is too stupid to step off the fame wagon to figure out what he needs to do.
Idiot.
this link to popeater says jon will be in hawaii and then come home to spend part of thanksgiving day with his kids:
http://www.popeater.com/2009/11/10/jon-gosselin-holidays/
The holidays are coming and for families of divorce, it can be a difficult time of year -- something the Gosselin clan will have to get used to. But Jon Gosselin tells PopEater that everything will remain the same for his eight children despite his estrangement from wife Kate Gosselin, so that "they have the sense of security with everything that's going on."
The 'Jon & Kate Plus 8' dad -- who will be spending both holidays with his kids -- details for us their family traditions like his apple crisp, and also discusses the foundation he set up with his brother to honor their father and help children in need.
Are you getting ready for the holidays?
I'm going to spend Thanksgiving with my kids when I get back from Hawaii, not all day, just like half the day.
What are your plans for Christmas?
Christmas Eve and Christmas day are joint-shared custody days, which means we're both in the house. So we'll be there.
Have the kids started asking for presents yet?
I haven't started my Christmas shopping yet. Don't put pressure on me! It will probably be all Internet based this year, pre-wrapped. You know, I'm a guy, when there's free gift wrap, I'm like, 'Yeah, yes please.'
It's easier that way.
Oh my goodness, doesn't your back hurt so much? And why do we sit on the floor and reach over, you can never reach the end of the wrapping paper, you need monkey arms, it's annoying. Nothing ever matches up. My mother is like the best wrapper on the planet. The pattern matches perfect and she puts Hershey kisses on top [of the gift.] I'm envious of her wrap jobs.
What are your favorite family traditions to do at this time of the year?
On Thanksgiving I make apple crisp, that's like my thing. They always ask for it. I juice up my mom's recipe, I add more sugar and stuff. So they are always happy about that. They do like apple picking and make cider, all the Pennsylvania stuff that we've been doing for years anyway. We still keep those traditions. We have an organic apple orchard that we go to. There are a couple of apple trees on my property, so we can pick those ... We do stuff outside. I have landscapers, but I still tell them to leave leaves, so we can make a big pile and jump through it ... We do stuff like that at Christmas, hanging the stockings. They do the stockings early Christmas morning. Kate makes sticky buns. We keep it all the same. Nothing has changed. That way they have the sense of security with everything that's going on. But, this year, there's a lot of paparazzi, so who knows? Every year it's different.
Do they get up really early on Christmas?
Oh yes, because they are used to school. For school they have to get up at 5 o'clock in the morning. And the parents [do, too].
Jon is strangely obsessed with Christmas stockings.
Check out this latest piece of crap:
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/82ee1f0bd5/jon-gosselin-goes-back-in-time
It should have ended with him sitting on the couch with duct tape over his mouth.
Aren't you JUDGING them?
Isn't it wrong to JUDGE??
Your jealousy for Hailey is so obvious. To be 22, young and have your whole life in front of you must make you crazy, you old bat.
Dear Amazing:
I'm in a pinch for time today so I must be succinct. Here it goes:
You're too dumb for this blog so do yourself a favour and limit yourself to GWOP.
Ask around and find out what "judging" means. There's lots of good examples of "judging" at GWOP.
Hope this helps.
http://www.dlisted.com/node/34778
I cant stand Jon hes a fat idiot. I wonder if he will even spend xmas with his kids or Hailey?
Hailey is haveing an affair with another womens husband. Wow she has her whole life ahead of her. I wonder who will be next on her list after she gets rid of Jon? and the money goes away.
OMG...are we going to have another Jon interview to dissect...I don't know if I can stand it...we still aren't done with the last one. YIKES...He is such an IDIOT.
TLC to Gosselin: We're Watching You
Posted Nov 11th 2009 2:18PM by TMZ Staff
Sources connected with the TLC/Jon Gosselin legal war tell TMZ ... TLC lawyers are watching lots of TV these days, keeping tabs on Jon's appearances so they can run a tab on how much money he's raking in.
TLC is going to court next month ... asking a judge for an order prohibiting the never-met-a-camera-I-didn't-like-provided-you-pay-me dad from doing appearances without TLC's prior approval.
TLC filed legal papers in support of the injunction on October 27, claiming Jon is breaching his "Jon & Kate Plus 8" contract.
According to the contract, Jon is prohibited from doing "any media including any online or print...without the Company's or Producer's prior written consent."
Jon might get in the Guinness Book for the number of times he's violated that clause.
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