Okee dokee everyone. Here's iwhyawli's entry for GWoP's "Guess the Big Announcement" contest. Wish me luck.
I'm no fool, of course. I know that big TV announcements rarely turn out to be anything we didn't already know. But in the slim chance, Jon and Kate aren't about to make every GWoPper's dream come true by announcing their divorce, here are my best guesses as to what we'll officially learn on Monday nite:
- Searching to escape the problematic paparazzi, Jon & Kate announce that they'll film all of Season 6 in sites across Europe, Asia and the Orient.
. - Elderly and fraile, Jon & Kate announce their decision to move Jon's mom in with the family. Jon's relieved, Kate appreciates the extra helping hands and the kids are thrilled! And to keep the GWoPpers happy, Grandma will sleep in the barn.
. - Realizing they've found a ratings blockbuster in Kate, TLC announces that she'll also co-host a new parenting show with the Tot Mom and Joan Crawford, called "What Not to Do."
. - Everybody's high hopes for stronger child labor laws tank when Jon announces his campaign against Arlen Specter for U.S. Senator. Special appearances by Joe Biden and Ted Kennedy leave the kids in stitches.
. - Needing a break from the daily stress of 8 kids & Reality TV, the Gosselins announce that Jon's accepted a full-time position as CEO of Google. First on Jon's agenda is the dismantling of Blogspot.
. - Always looking for new ways to keep the kids occupied, Jon & Kate announce they'll be adding three horses, two cows and a small-bearded goat to the property. The kids have fun naming the animals Serena, Sharla, Maggie, Breanna, Laura and fostersmom.
. - Inspired by the outpouring show of support from fans, Jon & Kate share a big sloppy kiss and announce they've never been more committed to making their marriage and TV show work. This time they'll renew their vows in the beautiful Greek isles as guests of the Princess Marie Chantal.
. - Still needing every possible cent to fund 8 college educations and 5 weddings, J&K announce that they'll continue filming the show despite having just won the $500 million megamillions jackpot.
. - After months if not years of internet speculation, Kate officially announces that she'll home-school the kids. Special epsiodes will feature Michelle Duggar's brood teaching foreign languages and shop classes.
. - Concerned about an internet stalker/writer who plots to kidnap Joel, Jon & Kate announce they've purchased a shotgun. Kate promises the GWoPpers that the kids are only allowed to play with it when they're outside.
. - Unwilling to abandon their marriage without having exhausted all options, Jon & Kate announce their decision to accept Dr. Phil's invitation for televised marriage counseling to be filmed live and on location in the world's most romantic city, Paris. Robyn will babysit the kids and personally select the audience gift baskets.
. - Never doubting themselves for a minute, Jon & Kate flip America the bird and display a letter from Child Protective Services indicating they've not broken a single child labor law in Pennsylvania. In better news, they also learn that Mady and Cara are old enough to work at McDonald's.
. - Tired of fighting with family, Jon & Kate announce big plans for a family reunion\picnic on the Gosselins' palatial estate. Everyone's invited except Uncle Kevin and Aunt Jodi, who will spend the day waxing Julie's Pontiac Trans-Am.
:)
33 comments:
Finally!
The correct usage and context (especially that all-important grammar -- noun, verb, noun) for the only insulting word left in the languages of the Western World that the GWOPpers and Moonies *won't* use --- THE "C" WORD.
What's that I hear? The distant sound of teeth gnashing on tinfoil hats.
now, that's FUNNY!
Love that sideline. Subliminal messages are lost on Serena and her folk.
Sweet jesus!
Let's challenge Bohemian Moon and her husband Kevin to use their awesome super psychic pwrs!!111 and tell us the announcement.
She has the eyes of a possessed billy goat, looking to get f'd: http://tiny.cc/goatmoon
Never doubting themselves for a minute, Jon & Kate flip America the bird and display a letter from Child Protective Services indicating they've not broken a single child labor law in Pennsylvania. In better news, they also learn that Maddy and Cara are old enough to work at McDonald's.
Oh my I think I spit a little. Such an inspired list. I would LOVE to know who you are and where you've been hiding. Wish you had been around for all the crazy!
LMAO LMAO @ the subliminal message!
roflmao. love this site
BRILLIANT!!!
This is some of the funniest stuff I have read in a long time! :)
LMFAO at "Julie's Trans Am"! Do ya think it has those nifty T tops?
I still can't figure out what she has to do with any of this. I get the feeling that shit-stirrer Jules had to beg Jodi to let her start that stupid blog in the first place and when the gwoppers ate it up and Jodi was crowned Princess Fairy Dust, she suddenly felt okay about the dirtbag shit she was doing.
Wow, I had no idea what BoMoo looked like. She kind of reminds me of Kathleen Turner when she played Chandler's dad on Friends.
Searching to escape the problematic paparazzi, Jon & Kate announce that they'll film all of Season 6 in sites across Europe, Asia and the Orient.
You realize that would be the nail in the coffin for all the jealous haters don't you? Diets rich in grease and sugar have already caused their BMI's and blood pressure readings to be sky high. The idea that Kate and family would actually get to see some of the world (when most of them haven't left their home town), would be the end of many a tubby Gwopper....
This asshat is a Law Student at Stetson University College of Law, it's down the street from Kangol University College of Medicine.
Needless to say, this law school is found in Florida.
She is a pervert:
3rd Rock From The Sun said...
So, Mady caught Kate kissing Steve in Kate's bedroom. Kate thought the kids were sleeping. Mady became very upset and ran to tell Cara. This is why we haven't seen Steve since Kate came back from North Carolina. I'm sure that Kate has been kissing Steve for months now. Kate wants to hide her cheating, but Jon doesn't care. Kate's affair with Steve probably started back when Kate told Jon "it was over."
6/18/2009 9:38 PM
3rd Rock From The Sun said...
Danielle,
I agree with you. Perhaps CPS is investigating also, but we haven't heard about it. It would be good if the DA, and CPS, file charges against Kate.
6/18/2009 9:55 PM
JUST WONDERING CRAZY ASS MOOD
FOR JUNE 19 2009:
"Makes me break out in hives just thinking about it."
From Bowel Movement's Site
#27Tam
and a new site for hating the haters. GOOD CHRISTIANS!!!
gwop-without-pity(dot)blogspot
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Did you notice the ‘Big Announcement’ entry…the first letter of each paragraph is in red…spells out a slam on one of the GWOP moderators.
Backdoor Pattie, huh?
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I want to know where it says that we consider ourselves good Christians?
Listen Tam, point the finger at yourself. Take a look at what you as "Musers" do.
This mental patient, Rachelle runs a wedding planning site. Well, you have no real way to reach her: http://www.mylilwhitedress.com/hello-world/#comments
Two weeks before her wedding, after people made flight resv and booked hotel rooms and took time off work, "The whole thing got to be too much of a hassle and we said forget it! We called our family and gave them two weeks notice."
Only 20 people attended.
Unlike Rachelle, Kate is a woman who continutes on being a mother and a breadwinner.
TandLMommy28 said...
It's just making my stomach turn. If my husband and I ever got divorced (and I sure can't imagine that happening), I would be in a closet in my bedroom, curled up on the floor, unshowered, unshaved, and unmanicured for at least six months. I would not be on vacation or announcing it to the world to make a few bucks. It seriously makes me want to vomit that they are using their DIVORCE to make money. What kind of sick people do that?
NatMoo(http://tiny.cc/NatMOOOO)
I'm trying to figure out how you agree 100% with the various insane guesses that contradict one another:
I'm still not watching! It's all for the ratings. I agree 100% with everyone about what it could be.
I think if they go the divorce route and try to spin the show as a single mom raising 8 kids it will be a joke.
No one likes her so why would we care what happens after Jon boy leaves.
I will also be watching the Closer. I have not watched Khate since the season opener. I will not endorse this crap!.
They will not profit from me. Take the dogs away and maybe the kids while you're at it.
6/19/2009 6:03 AM
"Neutralizing the Chaos" forgot about google cache.
"Saturday, May 2, 2009
saturday
i dream't of him again and we didn't really speak.i was in a helicopter and i wanted to reach him. "
Somebody please write the next paragraph.
NatMoo(http://tiny.cc/NatMOOOO)
I'm trying to figure out how you agree 100% with the various insane guesses that contradict one another:
I'm still not watching! It's all for the ratings. I agree 100% with everyone about what it could be.
I think if they go the divorce route and try to spin the show as a single mom raising 8 kids it will be a joke.
No one likes her so why would we care what happens after Jon boy leaves.
I will also be watching the Closer. I have not watched Khate since the season opener. I will not endorse this crap!.
They will not profit from me. Take the dogs away and maybe the kids while you're at it.
6/19/2009 6:03 AM
"Neutralizing the Chaos" forgot about google cache.
"Saturday, May 2, 2009
saturday
i dream't of him again and we didn't really speak.i was in a helicopter and i wanted to reach him. "
Somebody please write the next paragraph.
Fiona said...
This is some of the funniest stuff I have read in a long time! :)
June 19, 2009 1:47 PM
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Oh for God's sakes. Can't we just kick Fiona off of here? She's one of the worst of them.
TandLMommy28 said...
It's just making my stomach turn. If my husband and I ever got divorced (and I sure can't imagine that happening), I would be in a closet in my bedroom, curled up on the floor, unshowered, unshaved, and unmanicured for at least six months.
Unshaved? Who is she Chaz Bono?
It's sorta suprising that not one single person at GWoP has yet to comment that radaronline is reporting that that J&K will announce divorce.
Serena must be rejecting those comments to keep her post totals down.
isn't Bohemian Moon's hubby's name David James, a fraudulent psychic too when you google either of them or the lifeperson organization they are with, lots of fraud reports? (don't think his name is Kevin, unless David James is his so called psychic stage name like Bohemian Moon is hers, it is all voo doo crap, if she and he are so psychic then why doesn't she know everything before it happens, fortune tellers should be able to report what is going to happen to Jon and Kate and their show. Plus why does she ever have to ask her musing cult followers any kind of question, if she knows the answers already on her wacky 8 ball or astrology readings.) Loved LOVED the EVER SO SUBTLE hidden message blog owner, I don't know Serena and honestly don't care to. That GWOP site is full of crazy. Two types of crazy, moon crazy and stalker crazy. If you are running a scam like Moon, how can she point a finger at her all knowing ways claiming Jon and Kate are scams. Why do people point fingers when they are guilty too?
I like this site, I've wanted to vent because of the GWOP crap I read and saw, and so glad I am not the only one that feels they are a little unstable over there when I came across their site, I just sat stunned, reading post after post, wondering is this one person posting or are there many who believe like this. How did it become such a cult like following, are they in need of friends so bad in life that they feed off of one another or truly think they all are close. It appears to me that if one of them pisses some one off in that site, whoa baby. Then up goes a blog about them next. I thought high school pettiness was bad, they put a spin on MEAN GIRLS.
here was Moonie's review and her cult following opinions on the animation she starred in, she must be upset, she linked it to her page through another url. She really should not post this stuff online if she doesn't want some smartie to find it. *grinz, proud smile*
here were her thoughts and she requested her fan's comments as well.
http://ow.ly/eVre
News flash...
Gwoppers descend upon toy house manufacturer:
Kids Crooked House Blog : http://www.kidscrookedhouse.com/blog/post/kidscrookedplayhouses-TV-TLC.aspx
See also:
"Monday June 22 - The Big Announcement Speculation"
Comments 401-500
http://gosselinswithoutpity.blogspot.com/2009/06/monday-june-22-big-announcement.html
This was posted on another blog by a GWoP Moderator:
Blogger Maggie said...
Revenge on the part of GWOP moderators? Revenge for what exactly?
I am sure you won't believe me but I honestly don't care about the show nearly as much as you probably think.
I have enjoyed the other moderators and do it as a hobby, but I really don't say much at the blog, and just try to keep up with the comments.
I can't think of any reason that I or the other moderators would have to seek revenge. I won't speak for the other mods, but I am bored with the lies and spin of Jon and Kate and their media team, and I don't feel bad about putting through a different side.
As far as our sources, Jodi and Kevin have never communicated with us to our knowledge and we publish what Julie has sent to the blog, she does not send it to the moderators personally.
Other sources? Yes we do have them, there are a ton of scoops that we did not publish because we couldn't confirm it. We get things from individuals and from the media. There is no one source.
I have said it before, but we are probably going to be the last site to confirm anything. Yes, we allow speculation, but as far as a post and confirmation, you will probably read it many times elsewhere before we confirm it on Gosselins Without Pity.
June 19, 2009 8:19 PM
I love when the companies respond. These posters are way too poor to afford the houses, according to them:
Pattypanda:
This is the response I got from Crooked Houses. Looks like they could care less about future business. They must have signed their lives away to deal w/ Gosselins and TLC. Too bad for them.
Hi Pat,
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As I’m sure you can imagine, we are not in the practice of divulging information regarding our relationships with clients. We pride ourselves in keeping all personal and financial data of all clients private. And as such, we don’t publicly share details of the relationship nor do we share/sell contact information with any source. That said, we would love to help you find the perfect playhouse for your niece. I’d be more than happy to send along more information about both our basic and custom models. Is there any model in particular you’d like to see more detailed information on?
We have both basic models and custom models available. Our basic models range in size from 4’x4’ to 4’x15’ and range in price from $1249 - $4449. Our simplest custom models start around $3500, with more extreme themed and customized models starting at $5,000.
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Those are all the basics… I’ve attached both our standard and custom catalogs above for your reference – those provide much more detailed information and should provide some inspiration in case you are interested in a custom model.
Please let me know if you have any additional questions, if I can provide further information, or if I can help you to place an order for your family!
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Let this train wreck keep on trecking....
As the saying goes, what goes around, comes around. Some day Kate will be deathly ill, broke, and no one will care. Her children will be far far away.
I have noticed normal comments on GWOP. I guess Serena is caving-- OMG just like TLC and KATE.
Henrylaw1 TEXAS said...
Hello everyone,
Just another person who has been watching and listening for a long time.I practice family law and criminal law in Texas.
I have watched the show, watched the tabloid broadcasts and love this site. I have mainly watched and read issues about Jon and Kate b/c...frankly it's a psychological experiment that is being played out for the first time in this "enlightened" society. Part of what I do for a living is attempting to understand the motivation of people. That is the fascination for me.
Bottom line:
1. NO ONE "plans: for their marriage to breakup.
2. These 2 people have gotten way over their heads. I copied and viewed a link from this website where an experienced professional in the TV genre stated that it is extremely difficult to determine when the crew is ready to tape. If you carefully review the "Denying Mady Water" tape, you will clearly hear, at the time that Kate is reaching down to ostonsibly get the bottle of water and give it to Mady, someone...off camera, says "Ready". That is when Kate then says no.... Is that hearbreaking to watch? Yes indeed. Was it wrong for Kate to take that drink of water and not offer it to Mady? Yes. no excuses from this viewer.
But lets not forget, we are all human. Should this show end? In this person's mind, yes it should. There is alot at stake here. Which leads me to me next point.
3. When this idea first started, is it so hard to believe that good intentions were present? From watching all of the earlier episodes, it appears that Jon and Kate were in love...although struggling with the huge responsibility of all of these kids. I kinda laugh at the whole "spanking Leah" issue. I have a 18 year old about to start college and she was spanked about the same age as Leah. As she got to about 7-8 that stopped b/c it was not effective anymore-plus got to have some different ammunition in your gun. No better way to get a 5yr old's attention, then a swat on the but. That's just my philosophy..i"m sure others will differ. But that is the point. Parenting techingues change with with ages of the kids. Should the show end? Yes, but not so that Jon and Kate have no income. The show should end b/c the psychological experiement has run its course and regular folk are cringing.
Everyone keeps harping on how Jon and Kate have "lied" and changed their parenting technigues--but those evolve--just like all of a sudden Jon has "evolved"--which leads me to my next point.
Is there any way you could move the post at "June 20, 2009 6:12 AM" onto your front page?
It is interesting how the mod is backing away from what goes on at GWOP.
I like this: "we publish what Julie has sent to the blog, she does not send it to the moderators personally."
Sure, but you do have the woman's home address and you share a super secret board together.
"I have said it before, but we are probably going to be the last site to confirm anything."
What the hell have they ever confirmed?!
What the hell have they ever confirmed?!
June 20, 2009 3:22 PM
Except for speaking engagement cancellations by Julie May to draw more money.
The new house purchase.
The new Nissan Nizmo purchase.
I think alot of what is said there by some posters is over the top, so I do not post there. I wonder how difficult it is to keep up with all the posts. To there credit they waited until People magazine dealt with the infidelity rumors before they addressed that.
Everyone keeps harping on how Jon and Kate have "lied" and changed their parenting technigues--but those evolve--just like all of a sudden Jon has "evolved"--which leads me to my next point.
June 20, 2009 12:44 PM
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what's your next point???
great post. but, what's the next point? I noticed the "ready" comment to from one of the crew when they were doing that interview.
gwoppers are the ones with true blinders on.
Gwop also confirmed Pennmommy's son was in a coma and would not be coming out of it, that he died, and that Jon and Kate were moving to NC (8000 sq. ft. home with pool, pool house, and crew quarters.) Remarkably, that last one was featured in a post and was written by Julie (Truth will...) but she didn't leave it in the comments! Yet Maggie just recently said that Julie only communicates through comments! I wonder why Maggie lied about that?
Gwop also confirmed Pennmommy's son was in a coma and would not be coming out of it, that he died, and that Jon and Kate were moving to NC (8000 sq. ft. home with pool, pool house, and crew quarters.)
PM was a big fraud no question there. Not defending GWOP but other blogs were taken in as well.
NC home issue, if I recall Julie said Jon had discussed plans to build a home in NC with the help of TLC. As the story goes funding fell through from sponsors and it was a no-go. By itself, as a story from Julie maybe not believable, add that story to the episode "Going South" makes it a definate possibility. When J&K viewed a home in Virginia, also looked at property as well imo seemed to support the idea.
Troll Hunter, was there a bunch of hate filled comments on their site? If so they removed any comment area and anything, just have links to call them. Good for them if they shut the comment section down and got rid of the GWOP comments if so.
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