Going With What Ya Know

Here's Hailey in her comfort zone, y'all. The personification of grace and elegance.

Image source: radaronline.com

FOUND: HELL ON EARTH

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From radaronline:

"Glassman is due to take part as a referee in the celebrity boxing event on Friday, December 18, at the Philadelphia Airport Ramada where the infamous John Wayne Bobitt will take on local fighter Tony Fusco in the main event."

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Sunday Funnies

This comment from an anonymous poster in the Quintessential GWOP post was just too funny to be hiding in the Quintessential GWOP thread. I chuckled and I chuckled.

Reasons You MIGHT WANT TO Be a GWOPPER poster
(moderator induced guilt not included)

1. Your plasma has post-it notes after watching Jon & Kate plus 8
2. Your husband finds blogger notes hightlighted in yellow
3. You have CPS on speed dial
4. You were voted least likely to suceed at the PTA
5. The last time you read to your kids was the National Inquirer cover in the check out lane
6. Your kids know not to disturb mommy when she is sitting at the computer
7. You want to tell Kate to kiss your ass but the moderators won't post it
8. You have spent more on your cable bill than on your kids education
9. In tough situations you ask yourself, "What would Sharla do?”
10. Snarkin' on Kate is your primary occupation
11. Hating on hats, heels, and hair means you have nothing of importance to say
12. 'I read in a tabloid' means its worth repeating
13. Disappointed the show didn't have a narrative like little house on the praire
14. Kate's 'downfall' is not going as you planned
15. Jon is the sensitive one for having broke down to a selfish victim
16. Jon is just doing whatever it takes to derail the show and ruin Kate's life/save the children
17. Jon let you down, but it's time to let go. If Laura Linger can stop loving him you can to.
18. concerned about oversized families who make money in questionable ways, despite the Kennedys
19. sending "words of support and encouragement" to a P.O. Box in St. Louis
20. Kate can't be good because you don't like her, so that means Jon is still good no matter what he does
21. GWOP's resident therapist agrees that Kate dresses like a hooker
22. GWOPers always "put" so many "quotation marks" in all "the" wrong places?
23. I want to cradle the Gosselin kids in my arms like we did our puppy last night as the sun , but I can't.
24. I'm a fucking savior, ya'll. Please shower me with compliments about my tremendous self-sacrifice
25. You want to 1 up Kate skills of answering her own questions
26. MAGGIE said...I personally believe this is going to be the final season for the show.....our intelligence is being insulted
27. Aunt Bozo Hair and Uncle White Trash apparently paid off their mortgage recently
28. Dear God, If you can make a GWOP class action lawsuit against Kate/TLC happen, I promise to never ask you for anything ever again.
29. find a hate blog and announce your reasons and your turmoil

Quintessential GWOP

So of course I was eager to drop by GWOP to read what the nutcases had to say about Jon's crushing defeat in court today, but guess what? There's no mention of Jon's crushing defeat in court at GWOP. This topic must be too painful for Sharla. Perhaps it's too soon. The wound may be too raw. Sharla could very well be parked on her shrink's couch trying to work through all the anger and disappointment of today. It's just so unfair, isn't it Sharla? How much longer before one of your sockpuppets posts the Judge's e-mail address? Tick tock, babe.

Although disappointed (but not shocked) that there's no mention of this historic day in Jon Gosselin history at GWOP, I wasn't disappointed (or shocked) to stumble upon Sharla's post regarding School Bus Gate. In order to catch their school bus, apparently the kids must get up at some hour that is earlier than the rules of child advocacy allow. The post and its comments are quintessential GWOP.

I try to think of the right word for people like Sharla and her readers. "Creepy" seems to fit best. The level of scrutiny that she subjects other parents to is .... just plain creepy. Clearly something very, very bad must have happened in Sharla's own childhood and all other parents (with the possible exception of her own parents) will pay for it. Perhaps more likely, Sharla herself is a shitty parent and digging into other parents makes herself feel better. I've checked my Inbox, Sharla. Your application to gwopwop's Parenting Study still isn't in it. I don't understand the delay.

Y'all keep in mind that the show is off the air and has been for almost 3 weeks now. That's all the GWOPPERS ever wanted if we're to believe their "What We Want" statement (cough). Well, there's been no filming and no recent pictures. For all we know, the kids are now in high school and the boys are sporting full beards. So all that 'public servant' stuff that Sharla said about keeping the blog open as long as other people still wanted to talk about the Gosselins? Horse crap. What she meant was ... Sharla will keep the blog open as long as she wants to talk about the Gosselins and their so-called shitty parenting.

If concocted charges like School Bus Gate are any example, that blog ain't going anywhere anytime soon.

Oh joy.

TLC 1 Jon 0

Gee, I wonder what does Jon has to say about the Judge's ruling today. Oh wait.... He can't say anything about it. He lost. HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!

Jon's Big Day in Court

Don't know about y'all but I cannot WAIT to hear today's courtroom events.
Should be humorous in a painfully pathetic sort of way. Oh how I wish this trial was taped/filmed. :: cries:: Doesn't it seem like we are WAY overdue for the very obvious next generation Reality TV Show --- ie., show depicting the various courtroom antics of all these Reality TV "stars". That's some Reality TV, I'd like to see.

Pray Tell

What in heck is Hailey wearing on her head? To me it looks like that bag of stuff I had to pull out of the turkey's ass on Thanksgiving morning. Now I know what it's used for.