We Will Make Kate be Normal (UPDATED)

More for your viewing pleasure from the mystery movie writer ! I myself loved it, as per usual.

We will Make Kate Be Normal

These dang movies are so on target, it's downright scary.
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Updated at 7:38am!

Just found another one, y'all! Every morning should start with a good, hearty chuckle. I made the mistake of watching this one while on the train and laughed so loud that the other peoples stared at me funny like.

Just wondering if Kate is pooping

GWOPWOP News Update

In bullet points.

1. I have yet to receive a single application to the gwopwop Parenting Study. The non-participation baffles me, y'all. Why aren't the gwoppers jumping at this opportunity to showcase their excellent parenting skills?
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2. Serena is still missing since June 16. I'd alert the authorities, but I do not yet know Serena's real name. Hopefully Julie or Aunt Jodi has called the police. They've met her, you know. We can only hope that they've all snuck back to Washington DC for another video session.
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3. I found another movie hiding in the comments of the "Yay! Another Movie" thread which is sent to us by 'Not A Bully'. Watch it y'all. It's good! Julie tells the truth!
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4. iwhyawli finally made a movie too. I call it "A Love Story" and once again bow before the other movie makers who are so much better at movie-making.

Open Discussion: 7/7 through 7/11

Thanks for the reminder. I keep forgetting to create these Open Discussion threads.

Discuss!

RIP: konfanscanbiteme

I regret to report that the blog known as 'konfanscanbiteme' is no longer with us. Not sure why. Heck, I am not even sure I'm memorializing the right blog. Is 'konfanscanbiteme" that same as lisak's blog? Isn't there also a blog named "katesfanscanbiteme"?

This is embarrassing. I feel like the minister who gets stuck eulogizing the dead guy that he's never met before. " I'm so sorry for your loss, Mrs. so-and-so. Was it a loss? "

Last night, someone was kind enough to send me a bunch of comments by the lost blog's bereaved family members. I enjoyed reading them but they were so long, repetitious and retarded that I foolishly rejected them before realizing that I could have published them and moved them to a new RIP thread (although that would have taken some time). I am a heartless fool.

Let it never be said that this blog is not compassionate. Please feel welcome to use this thread to pay your last respects to whatever blog is suddenly no longer available.

RIP konfanscanbiteme. I hardly knew ye.

In your honor, I spellchecked this thread but I did not proofread it.

House Envy

Any clues as to why the GWoPpers are back to bitching about the house today?

It sure is a beauty. Congratulations, Jon and Kate. 'Tis no wonder to me why the GWoPpers are seething with jealousy. I'm just wondering why they are seething with jealousy about it, yet again. Has "the hiatus from child exploitation" left them nothing else to bitch about? Did the house catch fire? Was there a pedophile sneaking about on the grounds? Is Kate making the kids playing in the driveway again?

My favorite house envy posts are the ones left by GWoP's ne'er-do-well, communist faction. You know, those are the comments which convey that no one should live in a house like Jon and Kate's since not every one can afford to live in a house like that.

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"It's a recession! That house is a slap in every American's face! "

"Wah! I would kill just to have their old house if I could only afford it. But they let it sit empty."

"And to think there are so many are homeless....."

"I'd give anything just to live in one of those crooked houses."

"Our 3 kids are perfectly happy in our 1,000 sf, 2 bedroom, 1 bath bungalow which we can barely afford. "

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Don't take this the wrong way, GWoPpers, but if I wait for your ships to come in before I buy myself anything nice (whatever nice is), I'll never have anything nice.

I haven't completely given up on your ability to support yourselves without third-party assistance, but let's just say I'm about as close to concluding this as I can possibly get. Fidel is half-dead and you can expect Nancy Pelosi to fall into line right behind me as soon as her livelihood no longer depends upon your vote. If by now, having less hasn't been a motivator for you, perhaps you should learn to grow more comfortable with the idea of always having less.

With the possible exception of Penn Mommy who only required our monetary assistance after hitting that string of bad luck with the untimely illness and death of her imaginary son, it's most likely no one's fault 'cept your own if you're having trouble keeping pace with the Gosselins.

Even your heros Kevin and Jodi managed to figure out a clever way to pay off their mortgage. You can too.

A New Movie in the Nick of Time ! Yay!

Just when things are getting a little too dicey and scary in the Celebrity Scales thread, the mystery movie creator drops by to cheer us all up!

Prepare to giggle a lot!

Exploitation! Exploitation!

Thanks, mystery movie creator!

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I bet you'll also enjoy Not a Bully from another mystery movie creator. The sound effects are spot on!

The Results for Poll #1 are In!

With a shocking 160 persons voting, the winner of GWoP's cattiest moderator is Serena!

Congratulations, Serena, wherever you are! You seem to be enjoying another blogging vacation, eh? (snicker).

So sorry and better luck next time to a very dissappointed Sharla. It could be worse, Sharla. You could be virtually unknown like Breanna.

The officical results:

Sharla: 33 (20%)

Maggie: 11 (6%)

Serena: 113 (70%)

Breanna: 3 (1%)


Stay tuned for Poll #2 !