.. and then I received a link to the Professor's blog (http://www.diariesoftheprofessor.com).
Whoosh.... now that's a dumb blog.
Since 2006 too.
In a nutshell, here are the fundamental differences between the Professor and me, myself and I:
1. I do not fancy myself to be a writer.
2. I do not feign outrage against Jon & Kate forgetting that I've indicated in my hi-larious Profile that the only reason I write my stupid blog is in hopes of a securing a writing gig*.
3. I don't have a blog Profile, but if I did, it won't include my astrological sign.
4. The words "And, oh yeah, I made that kid .... the ol' fashioned way. Yaknowwhutimsayin?" will never come from my pen or mouth.
In writing #4, I can't possibly imagine what the Professor would like us to understand about himself, or why.
GWoPpers, especially those of you who can't concieve on your own, you've picked a good friend in the professor.
If your husband is to blame for all your fertility problems, the Professor (with his wife sitting and smiling so proudly beside him) appears to be offering his services.
You can find his e-mail address in his profile.
* This is a practice known as exploiting the exploiters of the exploited--- a.k.a., pond scum. The only thing saving the Professor from pond-scum stature is the absence of the anyone who has been exploited.
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Seriously, this is Getting Ridiculous
If I didn't know better I'd swere the GWoPpers are having some sort of "who can post the most stupid comment" challenge in hopes that I'll post it over here.
You know you've run out of absoutely EVERYTHING there is to bitch out when there's something wrong with kids holding hands. And what a shocker, at least one other GWoPper agrees with this moron:
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Sue said...
Looking at the most recent pics http://justjared.buzznet.com/2009/06/05/kate-gosselin-martitime-market/I don't understand why they all have to hold hands ALL the time! THEY are 5 years old. When Cara and Mady were 5 they were in charge of "holding hands" and "directing" the young ones through a parking lot. But you can't allow these 5 year olds to walk by themselves? Doesn't look like a busy parking lot. I think the kids can walk next to her w/out holding hands. Shoot Aaden is holding her finger, it's not like she has a good "grip" on them in the event she had to respond quickly.
6/05/2009 9:33 AM
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Y0u are so right, Sue. I also don't understand why Jon & Kate won't let them run out into the middle of traffic. I mean C'MON! They're 5 now! Cars are able to see them. For not loving them, Kate is way too overprotective.
You know you've run out of absoutely EVERYTHING there is to bitch out when there's something wrong with kids holding hands. And what a shocker, at least one other GWoPper agrees with this moron:
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Sue said...
Looking at the most recent pics http://justjared.buzznet.com/2009/06/05/kate-gosselin-martitime-market/I don't understand why they all have to hold hands ALL the time! THEY are 5 years old. When Cara and Mady were 5 they were in charge of "holding hands" and "directing" the young ones through a parking lot. But you can't allow these 5 year olds to walk by themselves? Doesn't look like a busy parking lot. I think the kids can walk next to her w/out holding hands. Shoot Aaden is holding her finger, it's not like she has a good "grip" on them in the event she had to respond quickly.
6/05/2009 9:33 AM
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Y0u are so right, Sue. I also don't understand why Jon & Kate won't let them run out into the middle of traffic. I mean C'MON! They're 5 now! Cars are able to see them. For not loving them, Kate is way too overprotective.
Here's SaNdY hating the Exploitation
SaNdY is one of the more prolific commenters at GWoP, posting several times a day everyday. With advocates like SaNdY on their side, I can't help but feel that exploited children are forever screwed.
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SaNdY said...
Noticed something about Kate's eyes in her senior potrait in this radar online pictorial....and believe me, I'm not one to find excuses for her, her behavior, or anything else...but look at her right eye, it is smaller and it doesn't match the left eye, could this be why she wears that awful hanging curtain of hair over her RIGHT EYE??? To hide the fact that it doesn't match the left one?? On another note, want to take bets on the color of her bikini tomorrow?? (Orange and black are excluded) :D
6/02/2009 2:56 PM
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SaNdY said...
Noticed something about Kate's eyes in her senior potrait in this radar online pictorial....and believe me, I'm not one to find excuses for her, her behavior, or anything else...but look at her right eye, it is smaller and it doesn't match the left eye, could this be why she wears that awful hanging curtain of hair over her RIGHT EYE??? To hide the fact that it doesn't match the left one?? On another note, want to take bets on the color of her bikini tomorrow?? (Orange and black are excluded) :D
6/02/2009 2:56 PM
OMG!LOL!!LOL fostersmom has gigantic boobs!!!!!!
well well well, lookee what I found with a simple google search
http://www.medelabreastfeedingus.com/forums/p/1186/2517.aspx#2517
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freestyle pump - has anyone used it with BIG breasts?
fostersmom
03-03-2009 9:43 AM
I have been pumping with my pump in style for 7 weeks and it is going fine, but I am going to start working from home in two weeks. Has anyone used the free style pump with breasts over the size of DD? I don't want to spend the money on it if it will not hold the suction, and it is really only ment for avg size breasts.
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Looks like fostersmom is having a little trouble managing her ginormous boobs. Ha! Ha! Ha!
Hope this doesn't mean that fostersmom is morbidly obese or anything like that because then I'd really have to second-guess her issues with Kate's bikini pics.
http://www.medelabreastfeedingus.com/forums/p/1186/2517.aspx#2517
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freestyle pump - has anyone used it with BIG breasts?
fostersmom
03-03-2009 9:43 AM
I have been pumping with my pump in style for 7 weeks and it is going fine, but I am going to start working from home in two weeks. Has anyone used the free style pump with breasts over the size of DD? I don't want to spend the money on it if it will not hold the suction, and it is really only ment for avg size breasts.
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Looks like fostersmom is having a little trouble managing her ginormous boobs. Ha! Ha! Ha!
Hope this doesn't mean that fostersmom is morbidly obese or anything like that because then I'd really have to second-guess her issues with Kate's bikini pics.
At Least They're Picking on Everyone
I've been meaning to check out if there is also a "Roloffs Without Pity" and "Duggars Without Pity" blog and then fostersmom's breakdown regarding Kate's shoes reminded me to look. Thanks again, fostersmom!
But of course there is a RWoP and a DWoP blog.
What was I thinking? :: thumps head ::
The RWoP blog hasn't been updated since September 2008 so perhaps that blogger finally choked on his own backwash or opted to get a life. And then the DWoP blog is sponsored by none other than our patron saint of modern living herself, Serena!
My goodness, Serena! How will we EVER be able to thank you for your tireless, selfless crusade against Reality TV?
So what's your beef with the Duggars?
Too wholesome ?
You don't like names starting with "J"?
Perhaps the kids too smart, too polite and too well-adjusted for your liking? All those clean-cut Duggar kids are sorta blowing your "Gosselin Kids will be Messed Up Adults" theory out of the water, aren't they? No wonder you don't like 'em.
If you don't mind, Serena. I'll just limit my rebuttals to all of your stupidity to this one GWoPwop blog. You seem to do enough blog-hopping as it is.
But of course there is a RWoP and a DWoP blog.
What was I thinking? :: thumps head ::
The RWoP blog hasn't been updated since September 2008 so perhaps that blogger finally choked on his own backwash or opted to get a life. And then the DWoP blog is sponsored by none other than our patron saint of modern living herself, Serena!
My goodness, Serena! How will we EVER be able to thank you for your tireless, selfless crusade against Reality TV?
So what's your beef with the Duggars?
Too wholesome ?
You don't like names starting with "J"?
Perhaps the kids too smart, too polite and too well-adjusted for your liking? All those clean-cut Duggar kids are sorta blowing your "Gosselin Kids will be Messed Up Adults" theory out of the water, aren't they? No wonder you don't like 'em.
If you don't mind, Serena. I'll just limit my rebuttals to all of your stupidity to this one GWoPwop blog. You seem to do enough blog-hopping as it is.
National Ability Center PWNS fostersmom
BWAHA HAH HAH HAH HAHA HA ... too funny.
With special thanks to "Ishatziedmyself" for reporting in with this GWOP smackdown from the National Ability Center:
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National Ability Center said...
To JustWondering & Script Chick, the footage of Jon snowboarding with the National Ability Center was shot late this spring at Park City Mountain Resort.
"As someone with two degrees in special education," fostersmom should understand that "handicaps" and "handicapped" are hardly used anymore. Individuals with disabilities should not have to tolerate being called "handicapped" any more than we tolerate racial, ethnic or religious slurs.
As for Kate, she is welcome to come out to the Ability Center anytime. We know she isn't much for the snow, but we have extended the invitation to come (with or without cameras) during the summer if that would be more enjoyable for her.
6/03/2009 8:08 AM
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With special thanks to "Ishatziedmyself" for reporting in with this GWOP smackdown from the National Ability Center:
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National Ability Center said...
To JustWondering & Script Chick, the footage of Jon snowboarding with the National Ability Center was shot late this spring at Park City Mountain Resort.
"As someone with two degrees in special education," fostersmom should understand that "handicaps" and "handicapped" are hardly used anymore. Individuals with disabilities should not have to tolerate being called "handicapped" any more than we tolerate racial, ethnic or religious slurs.
As for Kate, she is welcome to come out to the Ability Center anytime. We know she isn't much for the snow, but we have extended the invitation to come (with or without cameras) during the summer if that would be more enjoyable for her.
6/03/2009 8:08 AM
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Get your tinfoil hat out for this one!
The GWoPpers will believe anything they read in the National Enquirer or Star but not what they see with their own eyes.
Much thanks to "FAKESNOWWTF" for reporting in with the latest in cockamamie GWOP conspiracy theories.
Check this out:
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SnowJob? said...
Did anyone notice that the snow falling during Jon's Utah interviews about the National Ability Center looked fake? The snow falling when they were on the lifts was real but the images looked weird when he was standing outside talking & wearing a long sleeved shirt- not blizzard gear. It looked like they added in fake snow, maybe to distract from Jon's stupid commentary? He came across as ignorant and uninterested, kept saying things like "these kids can't do ANYthing" (which sounded self-aggrandizing & offensive since disabled kids do a lot without your oblivious presence, Mr. Gosselin) and diverted attention from a good organization. Jon even made it sound unorganized, like "we got this kid on the lift but how will we get him off?" instead of demonstrating anything he learned from the NAC staff & clients. Also some fake flashes seemed to be added to the season premiere episode when Kate strolled around for the paps. Did they do these camera tricks in previous seasons?
6/03/2009 11:36
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In Rebuttal:
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National Ability Center said...
@SnowJobCheck out our blog post about Jon's visit. We didn't use any fake snow. Utah flakes are huge and light. That's why we claim to have the Greatest Snow on Earth.
When Jon talked about the kids not being able to do anything, he was trying to make a point. Many ski resorts don't have accommodations like we provide at the National Ability Center. You can't walk into a regular ski rental shop and get the equipment or the training we provide.
Jon gets it. Yes, individuals with disabilities are 'able' to do millions of things. But the right gear isn't available at local sporting goods stores.
"Ability without opportunity is nothing." - Napoleon
6/04/2009 8:35 AM
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Much thanks to "FAKESNOWWTF" for reporting in with the latest in cockamamie GWOP conspiracy theories.
Check this out:
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SnowJob? said...
Did anyone notice that the snow falling during Jon's Utah interviews about the National Ability Center looked fake? The snow falling when they were on the lifts was real but the images looked weird when he was standing outside talking & wearing a long sleeved shirt- not blizzard gear. It looked like they added in fake snow, maybe to distract from Jon's stupid commentary? He came across as ignorant and uninterested, kept saying things like "these kids can't do ANYthing" (which sounded self-aggrandizing & offensive since disabled kids do a lot without your oblivious presence, Mr. Gosselin) and diverted attention from a good organization. Jon even made it sound unorganized, like "we got this kid on the lift but how will we get him off?" instead of demonstrating anything he learned from the NAC staff & clients. Also some fake flashes seemed to be added to the season premiere episode when Kate strolled around for the paps. Did they do these camera tricks in previous seasons?
6/03/2009 11:36
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In Rebuttal:
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National Ability Center said...
@SnowJobCheck out our blog post about Jon's visit. We didn't use any fake snow. Utah flakes are huge and light. That's why we claim to have the Greatest Snow on Earth.
When Jon talked about the kids not being able to do anything, he was trying to make a point. Many ski resorts don't have accommodations like we provide at the National Ability Center. You can't walk into a regular ski rental shop and get the equipment or the training we provide.
Jon gets it. Yes, individuals with disabilities are 'able' to do millions of things. But the right gear isn't available at local sporting goods stores.
"Ability without opportunity is nothing." - Napoleon
6/04/2009 8:35 AM
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