"The Professor" who I think must also post with the account name "Avary" might be one of those people that 'lindahoyt' is so worried about.
Take a look at an excerpt from his re-crap of the Sun, Seashells and Scrapes episode:
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It seemed like business was going to pick up when Alexis – the Gosselin child who warrants a spin-off – tripped over a branch and bit a hole the size of Kate’s cervix, right through her bottom lip.
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Nope, nothing to be concerned about here.
No siree. All normal.
Perfectly normal commentary.
A perfectly normal stream of consciousness.
Yep. Normal.
:: tiptoes quietly away from GWoP blog ::
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No High Heels Allowed. Check.
Just read "fostersmom" re-crap of the Kate Birthday Cake episode, which I originally missed but happened to catch (accidentally of course, snicker) last night.
It's a re-cap, people! R.E.C.A.P. As in short, succinct and to the point.
But, I read every word ... wondering whether fostersmom and I were actually watching the same episode. Things I totally missed or considered completely insignificant were ripped several times over using hundreds and hundreds of words.
Kate's shoes, for example.
Apparently, moms are not to wear high heels. Moms who wear high heels are hookers. Nice!
Kate's high heels weren't even that high. Weren't they wedge sandals? I sure hope the GWoPpers never get a load of the Jimmy Choos that I've been wearing to the grocery store, sheesh. I'll resort to a :: holds nose :: wedge sandal when I've broken my ankle or have to run a marathon or something. Come to think of it, I don't even think I currently own a wedge sandal. Stacy London is my shoe mentor.
I can't help but wonder what sort of clod-hoppers must adorn the GWoPper feet. Birkenstocks perhaps? Crocs? Even those shoes may be too fashionable for GWoPper sensibilities. I'm betting it's the same type of shoe that Michelle Duggar wears.
:: mind wonders over to the Roloff farm ::
It's probably okay if Amy Roloff wears high heels because she's short. It'd otherwise be too hard to be critical of Amy if you can't see her when she's standing next to Jacob's hospital bed whilst tending to his gaping head wound.
Speaking of the Duggars and the Roloffs, I keep forgetting to check if there are DWoP and RWoP blogs. Fostersmom's re-crap reminded me. Thanks, fostersmom! I also happen to like Michelle and Amy so if I find out that you're picking on them too, there will be even more hell to pay. You can take that to the bank.
It's a re-cap, people! R.E.C.A.P. As in short, succinct and to the point.
But, I read every word ... wondering whether fostersmom and I were actually watching the same episode. Things I totally missed or considered completely insignificant were ripped several times over using hundreds and hundreds of words.
Kate's shoes, for example.
Apparently, moms are not to wear high heels. Moms who wear high heels are hookers. Nice!
Kate's high heels weren't even that high. Weren't they wedge sandals? I sure hope the GWoPpers never get a load of the Jimmy Choos that I've been wearing to the grocery store, sheesh. I'll resort to a :: holds nose :: wedge sandal when I've broken my ankle or have to run a marathon or something. Come to think of it, I don't even think I currently own a wedge sandal. Stacy London is my shoe mentor.
I can't help but wonder what sort of clod-hoppers must adorn the GWoPper feet. Birkenstocks perhaps? Crocs? Even those shoes may be too fashionable for GWoPper sensibilities. I'm betting it's the same type of shoe that Michelle Duggar wears.
:: mind wonders over to the Roloff farm ::
It's probably okay if Amy Roloff wears high heels because she's short. It'd otherwise be too hard to be critical of Amy if you can't see her when she's standing next to Jacob's hospital bed whilst tending to his gaping head wound.
Speaking of the Duggars and the Roloffs, I keep forgetting to check if there are DWoP and RWoP blogs. Fostersmom's re-crap reminded me. Thanks, fostersmom! I also happen to like Michelle and Amy so if I find out that you're picking on them too, there will be even more hell to pay. You can take that to the bank.
Matt Lauer Speaks Out
Be sure to visit the GWoP site and click the link to Matt Lauer's segment on Jon & Kate.
: giant eyeroll :
I applaud the cojones it takes to condemn the exploitation of the Gosselins kids all whilst running cute excerpts of the TV Show in the background. I wonder if the Today Show was going for ratings too?
Yeah, Matt Lauer is definitely a guy who understands marriage and parenting so well that I can perfectly understand why he would want to speak out in judgment of Jon & Kate.
Matt's second wife felt he was such an expert that she wanted out before their baby was born. Or, maybe she just wanted to dump him because he's a giant blowhard who is incapable of unbiased reporting.
At best, the Today Show (and its competitor shows) is entertainment journalism and I could probably make a compelling argument showing tabloid journalism. But if I asked Matt Lauer, I'll bet my first born and second born that he fancies himself to be a news journalist.
To be fair. The Lauers eventually managed to patch their marriage back together (for now) but not before crybaby Matt ordered all the tabloids and papparazi to back off--- a courtesy he himself is not so transparently willing to extend to the Gosselins.
I laughed at the "Educational Psychologist" who spoke with such exaggeration and disgust that she hardly seemed credible.
The guy from "Father Knows Best" seems perfectly fine with the TV Show as long as the kids receive separate contracts. He obviously didn't see the sextuplets fighting over different-colored popcicles yesterday so I can't imagine the angst over different TV contracts, but I'm no lawyer.
Last but not least. Matt could totally use some (if not all) of Jon's hairplugs so if I were Matt, I'd be a whole lot nicer to Jon.
: giant eyeroll :
I applaud the cojones it takes to condemn the exploitation of the Gosselins kids all whilst running cute excerpts of the TV Show in the background. I wonder if the Today Show was going for ratings too?
Yeah, Matt Lauer is definitely a guy who understands marriage and parenting so well that I can perfectly understand why he would want to speak out in judgment of Jon & Kate.
Matt's second wife felt he was such an expert that she wanted out before their baby was born. Or, maybe she just wanted to dump him because he's a giant blowhard who is incapable of unbiased reporting.
At best, the Today Show (and its competitor shows) is entertainment journalism and I could probably make a compelling argument showing tabloid journalism. But if I asked Matt Lauer, I'll bet my first born and second born that he fancies himself to be a news journalist.
To be fair. The Lauers eventually managed to patch their marriage back together (for now) but not before crybaby Matt ordered all the tabloids and papparazi to back off--- a courtesy he himself is not so transparently willing to extend to the Gosselins.
I laughed at the "Educational Psychologist" who spoke with such exaggeration and disgust that she hardly seemed credible.
The guy from "Father Knows Best" seems perfectly fine with the TV Show as long as the kids receive separate contracts. He obviously didn't see the sextuplets fighting over different-colored popcicles yesterday so I can't imagine the angst over different TV contracts, but I'm no lawyer.
Last but not least. Matt could totally use some (if not all) of Jon's hairplugs so if I were Matt, I'd be a whole lot nicer to Jon.
okay, I did the Math
... and didn't have a problem with it.
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Math Challenged said...
Forgive me if this has been posted before but...Kate said that parents of multiples have triple the divorce rate?!?!
I thought the rate was 50% in the U.S.
You do the math.
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It's not feasible that the parents of multiples might be three times more likely to divorce as any other couple?
At least you chose an appropriate account name for yourself, idiot.
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Math Challenged said...
Forgive me if this has been posted before but...Kate said that parents of multiples have triple the divorce rate?!?!
I thought the rate was 50% in the U.S.
You do the math.
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It's not feasible that the parents of multiples might be three times more likely to divorce as any other couple?
At least you chose an appropriate account name for yourself, idiot.
Good Job, Jon & Kate
I had to miss the first 15 minutes and tuned just when Kate and Maddy were closing the spa door and seconds before one of the girls (not sure which one) bit her lip. My first thought --- man oh man, the GWoPpers are gonna have a frigging fit about this. I'm not exactly sure why they'll be furious because kids bite their lips everyday but I'm sure they'll have puh-lenty to say.
Anyhoo, totally cute show.
Glad to see Jon and Kate both feeling so much more relaxed and comfortable again in front of the camera. Perhaps it's because they've finally realized what the rest of us have known since Day 1 ... the world's GWoPpers are always gonna find something to bitch about.
It's a completely liberating moment, isn't it?
Aunt Jodi's sister Julie might even say it's one of those truths that sets you free.
Anyhoo, totally cute show.
Glad to see Jon and Kate both feeling so much more relaxed and comfortable again in front of the camera. Perhaps it's because they've finally realized what the rest of us have known since Day 1 ... the world's GWoPpers are always gonna find something to bitch about.
It's a completely liberating moment, isn't it?
Aunt Jodi's sister Julie might even say it's one of those truths that sets you free.
Don't quit your day job, Maude
It's quite obvious that many GWoPpers don't have a beef regarding the exploitation of J&K's kids at all and are merely using the site to try out their comedy material.
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Maude said...
Okay, I have a confession to make. Please be gentle, and if there is anyone out there who can absolve me of my sin, I'd be most grateful.The necklace, the floating diamond necklace she wears all the time now, I've been coveting that necklace for YEARS! YEARS!
First time I saw a picture of Hate wearing it, I felt a little... you know... that word the Sheeple love to throw at us. The J word.
Sigh... its not really a confession unless I say it...jealous. Just a little. That witch gets everything she wants all at the expense of her children! She has SCAMMED people and companies out of money and merchandise, and still, gets what she wants! The house, the vacations, the jewelry, the plastic surgeries, whatever she wants, BAM, she gets it! She doesn't even WORK! She doesn't even RAISE her own CHILDREN. She doesn't even write the books she makes millions from!My sister-in-law got one of those necklaces for her birthday and never wears it because "it doesn't go with anything". Ugh! It goes with jeans and a tee shirt for crying out load!
Sorry, I'm done. I'll try to be good now, and get back on track.
Save the Children!
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:: crickets chirping ::
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Maude said...
Okay, I have a confession to make. Please be gentle, and if there is anyone out there who can absolve me of my sin, I'd be most grateful.The necklace, the floating diamond necklace she wears all the time now, I've been coveting that necklace for YEARS! YEARS!
First time I saw a picture of Hate wearing it, I felt a little... you know... that word the Sheeple love to throw at us. The J word.
Sigh... its not really a confession unless I say it...jealous. Just a little. That witch gets everything she wants all at the expense of her children! She has SCAMMED people and companies out of money and merchandise, and still, gets what she wants! The house, the vacations, the jewelry, the plastic surgeries, whatever she wants, BAM, she gets it! She doesn't even WORK! She doesn't even RAISE her own CHILDREN. She doesn't even write the books she makes millions from!My sister-in-law got one of those necklaces for her birthday and never wears it because "it doesn't go with anything". Ugh! It goes with jeans and a tee shirt for crying out load!
Sorry, I'm done. I'll try to be good now, and get back on track.
Save the Children!
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:: crickets chirping ::
Serena, am I supposed to work or not?
It appears the GWoPpers have said all that can be said about Kate's haircut and (thankfully) they have now moved on to her work and work schedule. Something Kate said during the Season Premier has got them all worked up.
Don't take this the wrong way, Serena, but I'm never quite sure what the GWoP Rules of Motherhood are. I mean if I were to abandon "sheepledom" in favor of "GWoPperhood", it's a little stressful not knowing whether I'd fit it over there.
1. My hair is not long and stringy.
2. We believe in God. I'm not sure if my husband would be willing to renounce God but perhaps we can agree to practice our religion in secret. You know, like they do communist Russia. In our basesment ... in the middle of the night... no lights on... whispered voices.
3. I work.
4. I work even though I don't have to work.
5. I travel for work.
6. I probably travel more than Kate does.
7. And my husband doesn't work at home like Jon does.
8. Our nanny is not named Aunt Jodi or Beth.
So far our 3 kids definitely seem to be turning out "okay" but I suppose you'll be the judge of that too. Afterall, your crucification of Jon & Kate does seem to indicate that you've very clear ideas on what a "normal, happy kid " is.
After you finish writing the "Official Rules of GWopper-hood" if you could be a dear and formally define "normal, happy kid" for us, we'd like to start feeling badly about that too.
Don't take this the wrong way, Serena, but I'm never quite sure what the GWoP Rules of Motherhood are. I mean if I were to abandon "sheepledom" in favor of "GWoPperhood", it's a little stressful not knowing whether I'd fit it over there.
1. My hair is not long and stringy.
2. We believe in God. I'm not sure if my husband would be willing to renounce God but perhaps we can agree to practice our religion in secret. You know, like they do communist Russia. In our basesment ... in the middle of the night... no lights on... whispered voices.
3. I work.
4. I work even though I don't have to work.
5. I travel for work.
6. I probably travel more than Kate does.
7. And my husband doesn't work at home like Jon does.
8. Our nanny is not named Aunt Jodi or Beth.
So far our 3 kids definitely seem to be turning out "okay" but I suppose you'll be the judge of that too. Afterall, your crucification of Jon & Kate does seem to indicate that you've very clear ideas on what a "normal, happy kid " is.
After you finish writing the "Official Rules of GWopper-hood" if you could be a dear and formally define "normal, happy kid" for us, we'd like to start feeling badly about that too.
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