It seems a great number of the GWoPpers either personally know a lot of celebrities and/or they know a lot about the celebrity lifestyle, including whether big celebrities take their bodyguard to the store and how the big celebrities feel about kids in the media. It's hard to debate the GWoPpers when I'm facing that level of expertise and life experience, but I'm not yet ready to throw in the towel.
I figure this next GWoP commenter must be nine-years-old.
I LOL'd at the part about not having spoken to her celebrity connection for several years.
Enjoy:
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Jen K said...
I would love it if celebrities who disagree with this (many of them are VERY sensitive to kids in the media) would film a viral YouTube video asking people to boycott the season premiere. Unfortunately, it usually takes some sort of celebrity speak up for people to take notice of things and do the right thing. Think of the green movement and how Leonardo DiCaprio and Cameron Diaz talked that up for the MTV crowd.Wish there was some sort of celebrity or group of celebrities who would band together and speak out on behalf of these non-actor, non-union, kids who are having every kid's worst nightmare (the threat of their family being torn apart) used for entertainment on national television.I have access to one person in a very random "six degrees of Kevin Bacon" sort of way (actually about two degrees) but haven't spoken to him in years. Does anyone know anyone or have a friend of a friend they could hit up for their input?
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Today's incredible-ness is brought to us by "Breaking Day". His thoughts are so complex, I have to break them down into smaller chunks so that 0ur simpler minds can digest them.
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Breaking Day said...
OK, I just have to post a comment concerning the pics of Kate with Steve at Party City...
1. Why is a bodyguard needed in this situation? I literally cannot fathom why she would need a bodyguard here. I don't know of any "celebrities" who go out to the store with a bodyguard in tow.
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Literally cannot fathom? Sound painful. Exactly when is a bodyguard supposed to do his guarding of the body if it's not when the celebrity is out in public.?
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2. WTF is the bodyguard's company THINKING? This is ridiculously bad for their business---it implies a level of unprofessional behavior which is staggering. Who would ever use this company again?
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Does anyone know what the fuck he's talking about? Breaking Day, will you please re-read the drivel that you write before you click Publish?
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3. This is Kate's ultimate revenge on Jon. She knows, full-well, that Jon has been publicly humiliated. Whether or not the affair is true is NOT the point! It is widely known that Jon was very hurt by Kate being seen with Steve, and as a man myself, I can tell you how humiliated Jon must feel.
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Let me guess. Breaking Day is out of work and has been for quite some time with no real prospects either.
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Kate recognizes this fact, and she is EXPLOITING it. I've dated a few girls like this... they identify just what hurts the guy the most, and then they hammer away at it.
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Seems like someone needs some counseling.
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A few days ago, Jodi and Kevin went on record saying how hurt Jon was over this whole bodyguard business. Let's say that Kate isn't having an affair with him. Well, Jon is her HUSBAND. She should break all ties with Steve. Instead---Kate now parades around with Steve, WITH JON'S CHILDREN! Can you even imagine how destroyed Jon must be? His CHILDREN are now being looked after by the very guy that he thought Kate cheated on him with. Kate is doing this because she knows that it will hurt Jon as badly as possible. This is revenge. It is absolutely sickening. Are the kids going to start calling Steve "daddy?" Is Kate going to start having Steve hold their hands while out in public?
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Yeah, this left me speechless too.
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I'm just in awe that ANY man would go for Kate. There is literally nothing attractive about her. That's right---NOTHING. She's not a celebrity, she's not powerful, she's not hot. And she has EIGHT CHILDREN. WTF is this Steve guy doing?
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It's all becoming more clear. Breaking Day is gay and blind.
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Good god! Out of respect for HIS OWN WIFE, Steve should have NOTHING to do with Kate. Imagine how humiliated Steve's wife feels! Her friends, her family all see Steve on the cover of magazines with Kate, insinuating that they're lovers. I'm just in awe at how stupid and evil and cruel humans can be. 5/16/2009 6:02 PM
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Had it not been for a word/character limitation, 'Breaking Day' told me that he meant to include ",my own behavior included." at the end of his last sentence.
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Breaking Day said...
OK, I just have to post a comment concerning the pics of Kate with Steve at Party City...
1. Why is a bodyguard needed in this situation? I literally cannot fathom why she would need a bodyguard here. I don't know of any "celebrities" who go out to the store with a bodyguard in tow.
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Literally cannot fathom? Sound painful. Exactly when is a bodyguard supposed to do his guarding of the body if it's not when the celebrity is out in public.?
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2. WTF is the bodyguard's company THINKING? This is ridiculously bad for their business---it implies a level of unprofessional behavior which is staggering. Who would ever use this company again?
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Does anyone know what the fuck he's talking about? Breaking Day, will you please re-read the drivel that you write before you click Publish?
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3. This is Kate's ultimate revenge on Jon. She knows, full-well, that Jon has been publicly humiliated. Whether or not the affair is true is NOT the point! It is widely known that Jon was very hurt by Kate being seen with Steve, and as a man myself, I can tell you how humiliated Jon must feel.
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Let me guess. Breaking Day is out of work and has been for quite some time with no real prospects either.
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Kate recognizes this fact, and she is EXPLOITING it. I've dated a few girls like this... they identify just what hurts the guy the most, and then they hammer away at it.
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Seems like someone needs some counseling.
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A few days ago, Jodi and Kevin went on record saying how hurt Jon was over this whole bodyguard business. Let's say that Kate isn't having an affair with him. Well, Jon is her HUSBAND. She should break all ties with Steve. Instead---Kate now parades around with Steve, WITH JON'S CHILDREN! Can you even imagine how destroyed Jon must be? His CHILDREN are now being looked after by the very guy that he thought Kate cheated on him with. Kate is doing this because she knows that it will hurt Jon as badly as possible. This is revenge. It is absolutely sickening. Are the kids going to start calling Steve "daddy?" Is Kate going to start having Steve hold their hands while out in public?
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Yeah, this left me speechless too.
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I'm just in awe that ANY man would go for Kate. There is literally nothing attractive about her. That's right---NOTHING. She's not a celebrity, she's not powerful, she's not hot. And she has EIGHT CHILDREN. WTF is this Steve guy doing?
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It's all becoming more clear. Breaking Day is gay and blind.
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Good god! Out of respect for HIS OWN WIFE, Steve should have NOTHING to do with Kate. Imagine how humiliated Steve's wife feels! Her friends, her family all see Steve on the cover of magazines with Kate, insinuating that they're lovers. I'm just in awe at how stupid and evil and cruel humans can be. 5/16/2009 6:02 PM
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Had it not been for a word/character limitation, 'Breaking Day' told me that he meant to include ",my own behavior included." at the end of his last sentence.
Today's Epic Fail
The GWoP brainthrust known as "met" posted this today:
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Sharla, I honestly don't know what the answer is. I don't consider Kate a Christian. I am Christian and I try to live my life like one. My motto is "do unto others as you would have them do onto you" (i'm sure that is not the exact bible quote..i'm Catholic, we read the bulletin...LOL) I try my best in life for all those around me. Kate tries only for herself. She doesn't care about others.
5/16/2009 5:38 AM
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Ah, so "met's" life motto is the golden rule.... do unto others as you would have them do unto you. Since 'met' likes to judge people, this clearly must mean that 'met' wouldn't mind having other people JUDGE her.
I'll be happy to judge 'met'.
Dearest 'met':
1. You're a crappy mom. Parents who can't afford to take their kids to Disneyland shouldn't have had kids in the first place. Are you stupid? What the fuck is your problem? If you and your husband would have stayed in school, studied harder or weren't so goddamn lazy, you could have better jobs and then your kids wouldn't have the embarassment and stress of constantly having to make do with less.
2. You're a crappy Catholic so quit telling people that you're Catholic. You embarass us. "Real" Catholics don't judge.
Don't tell me I'm wrong about you, met. I'm right. There can't possibly be more than one way to live life, and my way is the only way. I bet your kids are sick all the time, aren't they? I bet you live in a crappy school district, don't you? I bet you feed them processed foods. I bet you let them watch TV.
Met, you should kill yourself before you do any further damage to your kids.
Just trying to help. I'm sure you understand.
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Sharla, I honestly don't know what the answer is. I don't consider Kate a Christian. I am Christian and I try to live my life like one. My motto is "do unto others as you would have them do onto you" (i'm sure that is not the exact bible quote..i'm Catholic, we read the bulletin...LOL) I try my best in life for all those around me. Kate tries only for herself. She doesn't care about others.
5/16/2009 5:38 AM
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Ah, so "met's" life motto is the golden rule.... do unto others as you would have them do unto you. Since 'met' likes to judge people, this clearly must mean that 'met' wouldn't mind having other people JUDGE her.
I'll be happy to judge 'met'.
Dearest 'met':
1. You're a crappy mom. Parents who can't afford to take their kids to Disneyland shouldn't have had kids in the first place. Are you stupid? What the fuck is your problem? If you and your husband would have stayed in school, studied harder or weren't so goddamn lazy, you could have better jobs and then your kids wouldn't have the embarassment and stress of constantly having to make do with less.
2. You're a crappy Catholic so quit telling people that you're Catholic. You embarass us. "Real" Catholics don't judge.
Don't tell me I'm wrong about you, met. I'm right. There can't possibly be more than one way to live life, and my way is the only way. I bet your kids are sick all the time, aren't they? I bet you live in a crappy school district, don't you? I bet you feed them processed foods. I bet you let them watch TV.
Met, you should kill yourself before you do any further damage to your kids.
Just trying to help. I'm sure you understand.
Audacity
Well I pulled this next charmer right off the top of GWoP's recent comments list.
I tried to read the rest of it but no luck. But of course, some dolt named '6kidsinpa' would know what the "right thing" to do is and I'm certain the rest of his/her comment absolutely planned on lectur ... I'm mean... telling us.
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Here's hoping that Jon will do the right thing now... - Friday, May 15, 2009 - 6kidsinpa
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It can't be easy living your own life as well as everyone else's too. These GWoPpers are so selfless. Heroes.
I tried to read the rest of it but no luck. But of course, some dolt named '6kidsinpa' would know what the "right thing" to do is and I'm certain the rest of his/her comment absolutely planned on lectur ... I'm mean... telling us.
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Here's hoping that Jon will do the right thing now... - Friday, May 15, 2009 - 6kidsinpa
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It can't be easy living your own life as well as everyone else's too. These GWoPpers are so selfless. Heroes.
All Class
So today the GWoPPers are agog and super happy with themselves because Kate's brother and sister-in-law have alledgedly offered their own front-seat Jon & Kate insights to the press.
What is it with brothers these days? Sheesh. If any of my brothers ever volunteer private information about me -- truthfully or otherwise -- it had better pertain to the criminal investigation regarding my untimely and tragic death.
Sorry, but Kevin and Jodi are a little creepy. And definitely all class. First she gives gum to the 3 year olds and now this. I can't for the life of me understand why there might be any estrangement between the two couples, can you?
It's not about whether Keven and Jodi's stories are truthful (and I doubt they are), it's about minding one's own f*cking business. Who died and made Kevin and Jodi (or the GWoPpers) the moral authority on married life, parenthood and family relationships? Take care of your own shit, starting perhaps with your burning need to pass judgment.
What is it with brothers these days? Sheesh. If any of my brothers ever volunteer private information about me -- truthfully or otherwise -- it had better pertain to the criminal investigation regarding my untimely and tragic death.
Sorry, but Kevin and Jodi are a little creepy. And definitely all class. First she gives gum to the 3 year olds and now this. I can't for the life of me understand why there might be any estrangement between the two couples, can you?
It's not about whether Keven and Jodi's stories are truthful (and I doubt they are), it's about minding one's own f*cking business. Who died and made Kevin and Jodi (or the GWoPpers) the moral authority on married life, parenthood and family relationships? Take care of your own shit, starting perhaps with your burning need to pass judgment.
Transparency
Far be it from me to diss any website, including GWoP, for posting a "Missing Children" gadget as a reminder to everyone that we need to find these kids.
I think every website should include a "Missing Children" gadget.
On the other hand, what the heck does the agony of a missing child have to do with the TV show "Jon & Kate Plus 8"?
Is one of the Gosselin kids missing?
:: scratches head in puzzlement ::
Oh, I get it (sorta). GWoP includes the "Missing Children" gadget on their blog because they want everyone to think that they are truly concerned, selfless women who mean business when it comes to child exploitation.
Unfortunately, you don't have to read too many of the postings and comments before realizing that you've actually stumbled upon the best of America's most miserable, catty and self-loathing haus frau. If their own kids went missing, they wouldn't know it because they're parked on their computers 24x7 simply to cackle with contempt over Jon & Kate's good fortune and with glee over their misfortune.
I am certain of so few things but I'm pretty certain the GWoPPers aren't out there looking for children who are missing or truly exploited.
I think every website should include a "Missing Children" gadget.
On the other hand, what the heck does the agony of a missing child have to do with the TV show "Jon & Kate Plus 8"?
Is one of the Gosselin kids missing?
:: scratches head in puzzlement ::
Oh, I get it (sorta). GWoP includes the "Missing Children" gadget on their blog because they want everyone to think that they are truly concerned, selfless women who mean business when it comes to child exploitation.
Unfortunately, you don't have to read too many of the postings and comments before realizing that you've actually stumbled upon the best of America's most miserable, catty and self-loathing haus frau. If their own kids went missing, they wouldn't know it because they're parked on their computers 24x7 simply to cackle with contempt over Jon & Kate's good fortune and with glee over their misfortune.
I am certain of so few things but I'm pretty certain the GWoPPers aren't out there looking for children who are missing or truly exploited.
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Maybe, but not posting the comments that the GWoPpers send seems to drive them positively bugfuck.
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