GWoP Theatre: Act II

The Shining
by iwhyawli
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Quiet on the set.
ACTION!

Julie's blog is real, y'all.
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Yes. I am a woman
of true character and virtue.
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I wanna be on Dancing with the Stars.
Make it happen, sis.

Chop. Chop.
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Unfortunately, your
spot just went to Jenny Masche...
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( whimper )

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.... who makes a killer cupcake, btw.
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I. WANT. MY. MOMMY!!!




Husband hung like a horse, too.
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( . . . )

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annnnd.... CUT.


6 comments:

  1. how do you tell a sockpuppet to put a sock in it?

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  2. Cute sock puppet play! Ima thinking the play is Jodi and Julie and their many online alias user names? Wish we had a list of them to watch for on sites of blogs many have provided direction to on here.

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  3. Too funny. I love GWoP Theatre!

    "Make it happen sis!"

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  4. Okay, I'm honestly not a fan of this blog but I gotta hand it to you - your humor is absolutely top-notch. The sock puppets, the header pic on the blog, your snark. You are hilarious.

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  5. Julie's blog is realJune 25, 2009 at 9:10 PM

    That's stupid.

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  6. I don't get it. I'm a wife, I'm a mother I'm a sister I'm a cousin twice removed. I'm an American but I was born in Canada.

    I once worked as a manager for McDonalds. I went to BU (Burger University). I won a contest for spiciest tacos in a small town in Texas. I worked for a telethon. I castrated bulls on a farm in Tennessee. I inseminated horses on a ranch in California. I have been a sex shop cashier. I watched Titanic on a full bladder. I even organized a gay and lesbian parade one year, by accident. I rebuked myself afterwards.

    Who are those nastysmasty puppets suppose to be? I don't get it. So you people are all going to h-e-double toothpics!

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