tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4358271762691253863.post674160095812914286..comments2023-05-24T00:46:19.728-07:00Comments on GWoP without Pity: GAME: Things we might hear a GWoPper say in the Bedroomiwhyawlihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14103001831348272189noreply@blogger.comBlogger19125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4358271762691253863.post-47108351249824609862009-06-17T05:46:34.119-07:002009-06-17T05:46:34.119-07:00"How about I buy you a jar of peanut butter a..."How about I buy you a jar of peanut butter and you can call the dog over instead."mdewnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4358271762691253863.post-6362596214321096592009-06-16T21:48:55.407-07:002009-06-16T21:48:55.407-07:00when one of them orgasms (I know, TMI, the mental ...when one of them orgasms (I know, TMI, the mental picture is gross), but they scream BEN AND JERRY'S!!!!!! Here are some of the Mad Cow GWOPpers sited in their bikinis...<br />http://stupidcelebrities.net/wp-content/fat_girls.jpg <br /><br />and a GWOPer in her finest whitie tighties<br /> <br /><br />http://stupidcelebrities.net/wp-content/fat_chicks2.jpg<br /><br />and the GWOP leader Serena...is that a DIET coke?<br />http://stupidcelebrities.net/wp-content/fatpeople.png<br /><br />plus an article on how the Mad Cow GWOPper fatties are causing Global Warming...<br /><br />http://stupidcelebrities.net/2009/04/21/scientists-say-fatties-to-blame-for-global-warming-photos/<br /><br />...wonder if they ate Jon and is why he was MIA, their government cheese program had a shortage. The NANCY GRACE blogger on Just Jared last night was hilarious in reporting BREAKING NEWS ON THEM! Check it out at...<br />http://justjared.buzznet.com/2009/06/16/kate-gosselin-is-a-busy-banker/all-comments/#commentsHate the Lard Barge GWOPpersnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4358271762691253863.post-59355304110318906022009-06-16T19:07:15.489-07:002009-06-16T19:07:15.489-07:00Wife:
Are you going to hate yourself in the morni...Wife: <br />Are you going to hate yourself in the morning? <br /><br />Husband: No, I hate myself now.Rodney Dangerfieldnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4358271762691253863.post-61789419673915467432009-06-16T10:23:08.594-07:002009-06-16T10:23:08.594-07:00Why are there crumbs in your pubes?Why are there crumbs in your pubes?Troll Hunternoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4358271762691253863.post-6989558845286300672009-06-16T10:17:15.337-07:002009-06-16T10:17:15.337-07:00"Here spray some windex on it.""Here spray some windex on it."Troll Hunternoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4358271762691253863.post-14291344354072562172009-06-16T08:31:04.215-07:002009-06-16T08:31:04.215-07:00They don't have a man and that's why they ...They don't have a man and that's why they get turned on by talking and talking about Kate's pink "thong". They also dream of being skinny enough for a thong.<br /><br />The only thong the gwoppers can wear is the one created by their wedgies. shhrap shhrap goes the sound of their thighs rubbing together.Carmellanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4358271762691253863.post-5411115549572187122009-06-16T07:05:48.045-07:002009-06-16T07:05:48.045-07:00I wonder if this how Kate does it.I wonder if this how Kate does it.cookienoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4358271762691253863.post-65860183580423311962009-06-16T06:26:22.208-07:002009-06-16T06:26:22.208-07:00Oh Jooooon! Uh, I mean, Lonny...OH GOD JON!!!! Oop...Oh Jooooon! Uh, I mean, Lonny...OH GOD JON!!!! Oops, sorry honey.<br /><br />C'mon honey, the dr said my ovaries are overstimulated. We have to do it NOW whether you want to or not.<br /><br />OH yeah, you know I love it when you call me Kate......don'tpokethecrazynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4358271762691253863.post-24937044936234192882009-06-16T06:21:40.923-07:002009-06-16T06:21:40.923-07:00I'm with Mad Cows. I think part of the whole ...I'm with Mad Cows. I think part of the whole "jealous of Kate thing" is that their own love lives are not fulfilled at home. That is if they even have someone to love or live in an actual home.IFeelBadForThem....Seriouslynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4358271762691253863.post-69560808557945530702009-06-16T06:21:13.633-07:002009-06-16T06:21:13.633-07:00Honey, let's get really crazy and have phone s...Honey, let's get really crazy and have phone sex. You be CPS and I'll be PennMommy. Ready? <br /><br />Damn it, honey, you have to lift it up and hold it to get to the good parts. Flab just doesn't support itself, you know?!<br /><br />GWOPper: If I've told you once, I've told you a million times. Either accept the fact that my name in bed is Katie Irene Kreider and yours is Steve Neild, or we will never do baby-making every again.<br />Spouse: (jumps out window)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4358271762691253863.post-4947764622740958972009-06-16T06:19:07.262-07:002009-06-16T06:19:07.262-07:00"Okay, but only if you call me Kate.
Yes, say..."Okay, but only if you call me Kate.<br />Yes, say my name is Kate!"Witch Hunts Are Badnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4358271762691253863.post-7354875738991857232009-06-16T05:56:08.404-07:002009-06-16T05:56:08.404-07:00Put the cat in the microwave? What?Put the cat in the microwave? What?mdewnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4358271762691253863.post-86236689016927479472009-06-16T04:47:13.294-07:002009-06-16T04:47:13.294-07:00"Coming up next on Jon and Kate plus Eight!&q..."Coming up next on Jon and Kate plus Eight!"They Can't Turn It Offnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4358271762691253863.post-8715299566986446112009-06-15T23:42:50.540-07:002009-06-15T23:42:50.540-07:00they don't have a man in the bedroom, that is ...they don't have a man in the bedroom, that is why they are so jealous and hateful of Kate Gosselin. If they have a dildo they lost it in their rolls, like that comic that has the fat lady in the moo moo looking for her tiny dog and it's stuck in the crack of her butt behind her, that is a GWOPper at her best!Mad Cows B Gonenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4358271762691253863.post-19867756794714702642009-06-15T23:35:50.712-07:002009-06-15T23:35:50.712-07:001. Why do I have to shut-down my laptop when we &q...1. Why do I have to shut-down my laptop when we "do it"???<br /><br />2. Honey, have you ever thought of parting your hair in the middle like Uncle Kevin???<br /><br />3. I am so confused. I "know" I'm straight, but lately the only thing that turns me on is imagining Kate Gosselin and Serena Leigh Bell (not her real name) making out.<br /><br />4. Not tonight, Lonny. I'm on chat with Moon.<br /><br />5. Sorry, honey, you are going to have to sleep on the couch. Your side of the bed is covered with all the love letters I am mailing to Saint Jodi and that guy she's married to. <br /><br />6. No more going pee-pee in mommy's bed fat cat. That's what your litter box is for.<br /><br />7. Yes, I do consider listing all the ways I am a better mother than Kate Gosselin "foreplay" thank you very much.WorryAboutYourOwnKidsnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4358271762691253863.post-2534712352932643772009-06-15T21:13:32.166-07:002009-06-15T21:13:32.166-07:00Woof, woof.Woof, woof.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4358271762691253863.post-26972009275235557712009-06-15T21:00:30.191-07:002009-06-15T21:00:30.191-07:00Why does it smell like butt in here?Why does it smell like butt in here?Troll Hunternoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4358271762691253863.post-27477040632309807402009-06-15T19:36:56.093-07:002009-06-15T19:36:56.093-07:001.Here honey, I brought two bags in case the first...1.Here honey, I brought two bags in case the first one falls off.<br /><br />2. No..the bed is NOT slanting, but I do think that a trailer block might have shifted.<br /><br />3. Do you like the way the moonlight makes my yellow teeth glow?mkb77https://www.blogger.com/profile/01117068173464229075noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4358271762691253863.post-91208669890599434532009-06-15T19:30:59.797-07:002009-06-15T19:30:59.797-07:001. I'm so lonely because my husband is out dri...1. I'm so lonely because my husband is out drinking and ho'ing it up with IshatziedMyself.<br /><br />2. BWAH!! It's 2 am and my husband is surfing for Kate's panty pics on the internet.<br /><br />3. PENIS GOES WHERE???!!!<br /><br />4. Oh, god, my dad's nose fell off my face and I cannot find it in the dark.<br /><br />5. Why did my husband buy me a vibrator and told me to call it "Jon"? It is the first piece of hard plastic ever to go limp.<br /><br />6. *sob* I wish I was a pretty as Kate.*sob*<br /><br />7. Is that my dad's nose or are you just happy to see me, honey? Oh, sh@@, it is my dad's nose.IShatziedMyselfnoreply@blogger.com