tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4358271762691253863.post6286170371210575057..comments2023-05-24T00:46:19.728-07:00Comments on GWoP without Pity: Announcing Jon's Celebrity Scum Pooliwhyawlihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14103001831348272189noreply@blogger.comBlogger33125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4358271762691253863.post-3482676676941782912009-07-25T16:44:01.659-07:002009-07-25T16:44:01.659-07:00Donald Trump - Jon on next "Celebrity" A...Donald Trump - Jon on next "Celebrity" Apprentice, perhaps?<br /><br />Hulk Hogan - a camrade for Jon in how to survive a messy (and expensive) divorce; also loves Ed Hardy douchewear<br /><br />Bret Michaels - another fan of Ed Hardy douchewear, motorcycles, double earrings, skanks; balding, trying to relive his youth, too<br /><br />The "Growing Up Gotti" brothers -there are no words...<br /><br />Aubry from "Rock Of Love" - seriously, she's the new shop manager on "LA Ink" -WTF???<br /><br />Holly Madison - sorry, but it had to be said (ex of Criss Angel - need I say more?)<br /><br />Carlos Diaz - claims to be "Team Kate", but would probably flip on a dime for the exposure and publicity (DOUCHE)<br /><br />The entire cast of "Jackass"<br /><br />The entire contestant pool from "Rock of Love" - all 3 seasonsAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4358271762691253863.post-76785210732002062272009-07-25T04:46:28.803-07:002009-07-25T04:46:28.803-07:00iwhyawli- Well I gotta hand it to you,if you were ...iwhyawli- Well I gotta hand it to you,if you were wanting everyone to know who iwhyawli is & the name of your site,than you have succeeded in doing so.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4358271762691253863.post-77588900677507330452009-07-24T23:41:17.005-07:002009-07-24T23:41:17.005-07:00OMG!!! IWHYAWLI!!! Moon is on your Ass!!! She...OMG!!! IWHYAWLI!!! Moon is on your Ass!!! She has a big "ole" post about you...<br /><br />http://www.musingsfromthemoon.com/2009/07/25/iwhyawli/<br /><br />I am finally not going behind Anonymous<br />anymore....I was on the "moon" site until I voiced a republican view..Hope I don't get kicked off here for that. I feel if you work hard and can play hard good for you. When I see these fools on GWOP saying the economy is bad how can you throw it everyone's face. blah, blah, blah, blah.......Yes, do I feel bad for the kids sure , not a NORMAL LIFE BUT what celebrity kid has that????<br /><br />baby momma, the other BM made the celebrities!!! Funny they don't bitch about Suri Cruise covering her face and crying but oh no if it's the Gosselin kids ....Better watch out!!Meghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16339624276629998328noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4358271762691253863.post-24072674752359149452009-07-24T22:34:18.888-07:002009-07-24T22:34:18.888-07:00ladeedah said:
anon 12:18
I don't see that h...ladeedah said:<br /><br />anon 12:18<br /><br />I don't see that happening. Jon would have to get hundreds of shots to go near "BM-Moon's nono place." <br /><br />No I'm afraid Jon would never run the risk of having his "little Jon" fall off or worse. No matter how much of a public service that would be.<br /><br />YOU GOT ME!!! LMAO!!! Didn't think about that...But hey she is "leaving" her blog you never know...OK I am going to vomit now!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4358271762691253863.post-72233217351566703092009-07-24T18:26:01.819-07:002009-07-24T18:26:01.819-07:00OMG LMAO!!!!!!!OMG LMAO!!!!!!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4358271762691253863.post-6477233937803151122009-07-24T14:02:08.128-07:002009-07-24T14:02:08.128-07:00anon 12:18
I don't see that happening. Jon wo...anon 12:18<br /><br />I don't see that happening. Jon would have to get hundreds of shots to go near "BM-Moon's nono place." <br /><br />No I'm afraid Jon would never run the risk of having his "little Jon" fall off or worse. No matter how much of a public service that would be.ladeedahnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4358271762691253863.post-71495584875111558702009-07-24T13:48:43.242-07:002009-07-24T13:48:43.242-07:00Jodi in her original man form
Kevin's manhood
...Jodi in her original man form<br />Kevin's manhood<br />Kevin's mistress'<br />Julie's pimps'<br />Bonus points if Jon finds to key's in to gwop's lesbian harem forum.<br /><br />Why? Because they all poop in their unawares and it stinks.456 la dem duhnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4358271762691253863.post-37842483912955519332009-07-24T12:36:01.859-07:002009-07-24T12:36:01.859-07:00Evel Dick
Chicken George
Dr. Will
Boogie
Ronnie Ta...Evel Dick<br />Chicken George<br />Dr. Will<br />Boogie<br />Ronnie Talbot (hope he is voted off soon, L.O.S.E.R)<br /><br /><br />(Big Brother past and present houseguests.)BB Fannoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4358271762691253863.post-72509974978496655602009-07-24T12:18:12.517-07:002009-07-24T12:18:12.517-07:00Crazy Moon! Seeing as if she posted today that sh...Crazy Moon! Seeing as if she posted today that she is basically not going to be around anymore...I think she is next in the Jon Line!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4358271762691253863.post-89728929064662968472009-07-24T05:33:12.743-07:002009-07-24T05:33:12.743-07:00Bill Clinton
William Hung
Anna Nicole Smith'...Bill Clinton<br /><br />William Hung<br /><br />Anna Nicole Smith's Ex Howard<br /><br />Zsa Zsa Gabor's prince of a hubby<br /><br />Larry FortenskyAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4358271762691253863.post-288619321507368652009-07-23T21:23:14.809-07:002009-07-23T21:23:14.809-07:001. Flava Flav
2. Tia Tequilla
3. Joey Buttafuc...1. Flava Flav<br /><br />2. Tia Tequilla <br /><br />3. Joey Buttafuco<br /><br />4. Christopher Knight <br /><br />5. Kathy Griffinwonderingnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4358271762691253863.post-7020703063266432942009-07-23T19:38:16.740-07:002009-07-23T19:38:16.740-07:001) Speidi Pratt*
2) Dr. Phil
3) That girl who poop...1) Speidi Pratt*<br />2) Dr. Phil<br />3) That girl who pooped on the stairs that one season of Flavor of Love<br />4) Tila Tequila<br />5) Andy Dick<br /><br />* I know technically two people, but come on, they are joined at the hip.Peri is a stupid pignoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4358271762691253863.post-8069273950634781562009-07-23T18:29:25.751-07:002009-07-23T18:29:25.751-07:00Mel Gibson
Bobby Brown
Vince Vaugh
Garth Brooks
P ...Mel Gibson<br />Bobby Brown<br />Vince Vaugh<br />Garth Brooks<br />P diddy/puff daddy..whatever his name is really..sean p. combsAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4358271762691253863.post-26800526711719975042009-07-23T16:30:20.889-07:002009-07-23T16:30:20.889-07:00He'll twitter Stevie-O and try out for a stunt...He'll twitter Stevie-O and try out for a stunt act on Jack-Ass after they inhale some nitrous together.<br /><br />He'll fail at Dr. Drew's Celebrity Rehab and be kicked out for trying to boink all the coke whores and breaking the step program, but hook up with Heidi Fleiss, to learn the contacts of how he could start up his Pimp career in stealth mode, a list of the worst of the worst lays int he world.<br /><br />His ADD will kick in, and he'll get bored, then he'll take Denise Richardson's reality TV spot...after she ditches him,<br /><br />and....<br /><br /><br />He'll get in contact with Ryan Seacrest and be offered an E! reality show on Jon Gosselin, Who's Next dating reality show.<br /><br />He'll join the likes of George Michael and Iggy Pop and Willie Nelson and exchange twitter messages of, "I feel your pain bro".<br /><br />He'll go party at the Playboy Mansion at the Boobies and Butt Annual Convention, be seen in a photo shoot with Hef and be secretly hooked up with Holly Madison, while decked out in a horrid Hawaian speedo. Hef will give him a weekend stay free at his Playboy Suite in Vegas after being photog'd at THE PALM with all the young crowd that he can so hang with, where again another photo shoot will occur.<br /><br />He'll go "ride" with Dean from Tori and Dean and start calling his chicks, "Mama"<br /><br />He'll be caught at Hell's Kitchen hanging with Gordon Ramsey.<br /><br />Oh he has sooooooooooo many possibilities, his messed up career could go in so many directions.<br /><br />Hopefully though, after Jon's above Playboy Jon Phase, for his children's sake, he'll wake up and be a Dad to his kids and stop the insanity before they are all grown up and hate him and estrange themselves from him and his disgusting dates.<br /><br />The adult kids will contact A&E and try one last time for a TV show on INTERVENTION to get their dad the help he needs.<br /><br />Oh and also I think Stacy and Clinton from What Not To Wear will try to get them on their celebrity portion of their show some time soon. I just feel that will be by next year. <br /><br />(You can contact Moon for a psychic reading, she may be able to verify that!)<br /><br />The end!<br /><br />Oh almost forgot, they'll try to get him on next year's I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here and he will learn the ropes from Janice Dickinson.<br /><br />He may even make it on Dr. 90210 yet, for some facial touch ups, a "moob" transplant enhancement, the 6 pack tummy package and some 12 inch enlargement to his Vienna sausage "down there." (For Porn Filming options). He'll come out looking like an Asian cross of George Hamilton and Kenny Rogers and Carrot Top!!<br /><br />I also sense some photos with Mary Kate Olson (think she turns him down though) and Whitney Houston does give him a chance, if I am channeling this correctly. Robert Downy Jr. is showing up in my prediction as well.<br /><br />He may date Lindsey Lohan behind Samantha Ronson's back, but only once, then Samantha puts the smackdown on Jon and a Domestic is called in at the Ronson Mansion.<br /><br />Just a couple more options, in case he runs out. You're welcome Jon!<br /><br />Phew-Out!Possibilties Pt2noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4358271762691253863.post-39307146081091660862009-07-23T16:29:53.409-07:002009-07-23T16:29:53.409-07:00He'll hang out with Rowdy Roddy Piper and both...He'll hang out with Rowdy Roddy Piper and both get DUI's and Jon will experience his first arrest photo shoot. His second with Andy Dick. His 3rd in a horrible car accident scene with Gary Busey.<br /><br /><br />He'll next be dating coked out Amy Winehouse and on the side doing a little Mischa Barton and top off the cherry on the sundae with a roll with strung out Courtney Love.<br /><br />He'll go on the Rock of Love tour bus this season and help Bret decide who the skankiest woman is to date, beings he has the talent to "pick them", with the worst boob jobs, eyebrow and hygiene. But she'll be able to snort a line so lady like, Jon will help her walk in her stilletos and pick up what leftovers Brett tosses out! <br /><br />He'll go on Celebrity Apprentice and totally embarrass his family more then he already has, and will suck the minute he has to speak and be voted out on week one, the Donald will say Jon Gosselin, you suck as a dad, you suck in any career, you suck at sucking, so, YOU'RE FIRED! He'll be voted out before Mickey Rourke. He'll go sulk with Dennis Rodman and talk about how to hide the blood shot eyes and stoned facial expressions when near the camera. They'll then go hit the town together Rodman style, wrack up 50 g's in booze tabs trolling drag queens and worn out women.Possibilities Pt1noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4358271762691253863.post-7747664387566426862009-07-23T15:41:32.774-07:002009-07-23T15:41:32.774-07:00uh oh-- someone is on DirtyDisher's shit lis...uh oh-- someone is on DirtyDisher's shit list!! lolmomonoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4358271762691253863.post-30896300388471676652009-07-23T15:26:13.091-07:002009-07-23T15:26:13.091-07:00Angelina Jolie owns this topic.Angelina Jolie owns this topic.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4358271762691253863.post-89036512606271478882009-07-23T14:20:09.610-07:002009-07-23T14:20:09.610-07:00Ok, I'm going to change my list since I have o...Ok, I'm going to change my list since I have one of the same ones that Iwhy has and I'm going to change it to Nancy Pelosi...LOL. That woman is like the plague. <br /><br />1. Nancy Pelosi<br /><br />2. Janice Dickenson<br /><br />3. Rosie O'Donnell <br /><br />4. Hugh Hefner<br /><br />5. Dr. Drew PinskyKathy Gnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4358271762691253863.post-66310474445708692612009-07-23T14:10:18.141-07:002009-07-23T14:10:18.141-07:00Iwhyawli beat me to the Danny Bonaduce list as he ...Iwhyawli beat me to the Danny Bonaduce list as he was my first choice...LOL, but here goes.<br /><br />1. Danny Bonaduce<br /><br />2. Janice Dickenson<br /><br />3. Rosie O'Donnell <br /><br />4. Hugh Hefner<br /><br />5. Dr. Drew PinskyKathy G-noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4358271762691253863.post-79128041757086536082009-07-23T12:26:05.747-07:002009-07-23T12:26:05.747-07:00These folks may not be the scummiest of the scummy...These folks may not be the scummiest of the scummy (well, Julie is), but they have served Jon well in keeping a continuous media spotlight on him. Thanks, Child Advocates!!! <br /><br />-Jane Valez-Mitchell<br />-Dr. Laura<br />-Julie Kamauf Brown Doherty<br />-Paul Peterson<br />-The next cute blonde that works for a tabloidAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4358271762691253863.post-17373211834567529562009-07-23T12:16:05.555-07:002009-07-23T12:16:05.555-07:00LMAO @
"Any toddler in a tiara"
Well...LMAO @<br /><br />"Any toddler in a tiara" <br /><br /><br />Well played. Ha Ha ha ...iwhyawlihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14103001831348272189noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4358271762691253863.post-43336740580360305502009-07-23T11:53:08.847-07:002009-07-23T11:53:08.847-07:00Aunt Jodi
...the blog world would explodeAunt Jodi<br /><br /><br />...the blog world would explodeAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4358271762691253863.post-58140244010324968182009-07-23T11:48:34.264-07:002009-07-23T11:48:34.264-07:00Attention! Attention! I think someone may be clai...Attention! Attention! I think someone may be claiming "Barbara Waters" but he/she posted it in the wrong thread. You may not want to put Barbara Walters on your scum-bag lists until we resolve this open question. Matt Lauer, however, is still available.iwhyawlihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14103001831348272189noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4358271762691253863.post-77853883233704971612009-07-23T11:43:13.116-07:002009-07-23T11:43:13.116-07:00Any parent of:
a Lohan
a Kardashian
a Hilton
Any ...Any parent of:<br />a Lohan<br />a Kardashian<br />a Hilton<br /><br />Any Hogan <br /><br />Denise Richards<br />RayJay<br />New York<br /><br />Any Housewife...<br /><br />Any Toddler in a TiaraBohemianFartnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4358271762691253863.post-40365713446984507712009-07-23T10:52:49.714-07:002009-07-23T10:52:49.714-07:00HELP MEND JON'S BROKEN HEART TOUR
Sponsored by...HELP MEND JON'S BROKEN HEART TOUR<br />Sponsored by GWoP<br /><br />-Sienna Miller (married man with multiple children = no problem!!!)<br />-Amy Winehouse (an obvious choice)<br />-Any Contestant on “Rock of Love” (take your rules and shove them Laura Linger)<br />-Brooke Hogan (you know it’s gonna happen)<br />-Kelis (she’s looking for another deadbeat dad, I believe)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com